DOCTORS APPOINTMENT- diagnosed 12/24/18

[CindyChafe]

It's so sad how she latches on to people after one meeting. This doctor really cares about her---she's not just another patient!! ! And the doctor wants her to join the office weight loss pool---because she really cares!! Like hello Amberlynn, we know you were abused as a child but can you let go of this bizarre savior complex you have? A dietician, a therapist, a doctor: none of these people are going to be your parents and save you. These people are just like all her diet plans---she thinks this is the magic bullet for a couple days then discards them.

Her borderline is showing.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

She's chirpy because she made it through. I think this was a wake-up call but the instant gratification of already being at home... and also... no visitors in this video (I'm 80% through thus far)

Funny story, a dealership near me that I trust , has this one sales rep, we'll call him "Tom".
In 2013, Tom was 50 years old and looked great. I asked him "hey, what do you do to stay so fit" and he told me his story--

2 years prior he was diabetic and felt like shit. He went to his first treatment update, and had a new doctor--a Jamaican woman. She was nasty-attitude, scolding him etc. She really got onto him. After his first appointment he asked for a different doctor and she ended up reaching out to him and said something to the effect of "listen, a nice doctor so you have an easy time here, hey that's fine! But when you drop dead because you're still overweight and diabetic, I will be here helping other people... so come back next month, let's work on this"

She kept on his ass and it was what he needed.

I wish Amber's doctor was this woman.

 

[alpro slut]

so three diagnoses and not one of them is the beetus? our gorl has shocked me.

also, not that she will stick to low carb/keto, but it's a shitty suggestion because it's even more likely to cause the beetus. there's no way AL isn't pre-diabetic at LEAST - eating more fat over carbs will cause lipid overload and subsequently, insulin resistance. sugar = beetus is a wrong belief. if hamber really wants to attempt to reverse the damage she's done to her body, she needs to stick to veg, fruit, legumes, nuts, seeds and wholegrains. but that's even less likely to happen than the doctor's orders

 

[Silver Surfer]

AHA 2017 Hypertension Guidelines recommend lifestyle change as the first line of treatment. For the provider to directly move to treatment, they must have at least 2 consecutive in-office elevated BP readings >140/90. In order to warrant immediate prescription of medication, her blood pressure would not be “a little” elevated in one reading.

ETA: given Amberlynn’s weight, acanthosis nigricans, and dietary habits, I find it EXTREMELY hard to believe that she doesn’t have diabetes. For her A1c to be normal or in the pre-diabetes range only would be a medical anomaly.

 

[easyaf]

so three diagnoses and not one of them is the beetus? our gorl has shocked me.

also, not that she will stick to low carb/keto, but it's a shitty suggestion because it's even more likely to cause the beetus. there's no way AL isn't pre-diabetic at LEAST - eating more fat over carbs will cause lipid overload and subsequently, insulin resistance. sugar = beetus is a wrong belief. if hamber really wants to attempt to reverse the damage she's done to her body, she needs to stick to veg, fruit, legumes, nuts, seeds and wholegrains. but that's even less likely to happen than the doctor's orders

Low carb diets have been shown to help with insulin resistance, so I disagree there (a brief search came up with these sources, but spending more time would no doubt uncover more), but I do think you're right that she won't stick to it. Low carb isn't a diet that tolerates cheating well, and AL isn't known for her consistency or accurate food tracking (which any diet, low carb or no, needs). Ultimately if she eats the kind of foods she would need to for a low carb diet but then continues to slip and cheat on carby food, it could well end up worse for her.

 

[Tiamat]

I wonder how many things that she was told and diagnosed with she didn't tell us. Im guessing the beetus or pre beetus

 

[Silver Surfer]

There’s no fucking way she doesn’t have diabetes. I would have to draw the blood, run the lab, see the result myself to believe it. She’s gained 80 lbs in 10 months, you’re telling me her blood glucose isn’t CONSTANTLY elevated? Bullshit.

 

[DuckSucker]

I wish it wasnt considered shitposting to post nothing but an image of the fucking surprised pikachu because in a way it's really apt, especially on this video.

I love that meme. This is quite literally, per her words, Amberlynns own ass:

 

[antifan]

I would normally say I hope this is a wakeup call, but this is Amberlynn so it's just wait and see how long til she quits her diet. If she ever actually starts.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Low carb means no more orange chicken, no peanut butter cups, no kettle chips, and no spaghetti. No way she will ever stick to that.

I also am very suspicious of what Amberlynn tells us. She has a pathological ability to twist the advice she gets to suit her gluttony agenda. As soon as she said "she said I can start Jan. 1" a red flag went up.

The doctor probably told her a lot of things that she didn't understand or that she interpreted as "I'm healthy" How can she be "healthy" if she just got done telling us she has sleep apnea and high blood pressure?

I bet there were more doctor's instructions that we are not hearing, or we are hearing the Ambertarded version of them...

 

[Owlflaps]

“I’m healthy, just big!” Is going to be an epitaph on that gorl’s headstone at this point.

 

[Silver Surfer]

TBH though, glad she got diagnosed with sleep apnea. Hopefully she starts using a CPAP machine. People her size die from that shit all the time.

 

[alpro slut]

Low carb diets have been shown to help with insulin resistance, so I disagree there (a brief search came up with these sources, but spending more time would no doubt uncover more), but I do think you're right that she won't stick to it. Low carb isn't a diet that tolerates cheating well, and AL isn't known for her consistency or accurate food tracking (which any diet, low carb or no, needs). Ultimately if she eats the kind of foods she would need to for a low carb diet but then continues to slip and cheat on carby food, it could well end up worse for her.

there's a lot of argument about this in the world of nutrition. when people go on keto/low carb they tend to opt for animal fats rather than plant based fats, which do lead to insulin resistance. dr greger writes a lot about diabetes and insulin resistance at nutritionfacts.org and i personally believe his argument, but so many different people cite different causes for diabetes, it's all up in the air.

plant-based keto would probably be good - but that's pretty much just avocadoes, nuts, seeds and beans. all of this is a moot point to begin with because amber sure as FUCK won't stick to a low carb diet, never mind one that cuts out her precious tube meat!

 

[497]

I think the doctor asked her months ago to join on a weight loss thing there. I'm not sure...the doctor seems shady with diagnosing without any tests. Sure we all suspect AL has sleep apnea, but why not do a sleep test to be sure? Is it too much without insurance? She has high blood pressure but the doctor said over email she definitely doesn't have heart failure without any ECG or scans. Seems like the perfect doctor for Kentucky if someone just wanted a random diagnose to score some oxycontin.

The only good thing she said (bad and very sad news for AL) is that she wants her to do low carb. haha..so much for our gorl saying how good carbs are for you.

 

[PuckishRogue]

She likely wouldn't have a diag of beetus yet, they'd need to do bloodwork, a real proper test.

However, that test requires fasting beforehand and I cannot imagine hamber could do that

 

[Whale Watcher]

She sits up to sleep... she has animorphed into an actual bovine.

Why does she even share this information with the world? She always talks about how (rightfully) embarrassed she is to share things right before sharing them anyway! Like gorl, so many details of your declining health are things that never had to be known by anyone but you.

 

[Cinderblock]

Hopefully she starts using a CPAP machine. People her size die from that shit all the time.

I understand where you are coming from but man, having to sleep with CPAP is just depressing. You guys, I'm seeing lots of wondering about her illness and "probably she won't stick to a diet" or maybe "low carb diet will help".

I'm going to pull a Dave Rubin and go GUYS, GUYS, GUYS... when someone is having water retention IN THE FUCKING FACE then not only is she diabetic, she also has hypothyroidism, fatty liver and atherosclerosis all around her system. Like %99,9 sure. A blood test will confirm it. The numbers don't fucking lie. And if she really wants to prove she's healthy she'd show her blood screen. Which of course would lead to the diagnosis and therefore she will not do it.

 

[meangorl666]

I can't handle this bitches stupidity it is serious next level dumb hick.
Your doctor takes an oath to HELP PEOPLE. Not just super morbidly obese needy woman babies like you Hamber. She prescribed you BP meds because you BP is DANGEROUSLY HIGH. They don't just hand out meds like candy. Especially those medications. Get a fucking grip you are not even remotely healthy. Now go celebrate your diagnosis with a big ass plate of orange chicken with a coldstone creamery chaser.
Moron.

 

[drtoboggan]

She's not a healthy kind of big. Another lah.

 

[ghosttown17]

I don't think she'll make it to 2020. In one morning, she'll be found dead.