Otherkin / Fictionkin / Therians - Weirdos LARPing as animals, mythological creatures, and fictional characters

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seriously though, it is kind of an interesting (and yes, very stupid, but also fun) concept.

like, what IF that fat spergy grouchy guy /really is/ a robo-dragon from the future?
 
CONVERSATIONAL TUMBLRISTA FOR THE INSPIRED KIWI - AN INSTRUCTIONAL GUIDE:

Ableist:
Tumblr Meaning: Bigoted against the disabled.
Meaning for Everyone Else: Disagrees with something we said based upon obvious logical fallacies in relation to how we think disabilities work

Aromantic:
Tumblr Meaning: Someone who experiences no romantic attraction to others.
Meaning for Everyone Else: The same fucking thing as Asexual. There was no need for a new fucking word.

Asensual:
Tumblr Meaning: Dislikes tactile sense. Allegedly triggered by hugs and such.
Meaning for Everyone Else: Has Sensory Defensiveness, like OPL.

Cis:
Tumblr Meaning: Not transgendered
Meaning for Everyone Else: Fucking normal in regards to gender identity.

Demiplatonic:
Tumblr Meaning: Only seeking friendship with potential romantic interests
Meaning for Everyone Else: Reading from the relationship advice book of OPL

Harassment:
Tumblr Meaning: Threats, insults, or ongoing multiple attacks online.
Meaning for Everyone Else: Disagreeing with someone on Tumblr.

Headmates:
Tumblr Meaning: Seperate identities, a-la Disassosciative Identity Disorder or Schizophrenia.
Meaning for Everyone Else: Making up fake multiple personalties for attention.

Het:
Tumblr Meaning: Slur for Heterosexual.
Meaning for Everyone Else: It's a slur, so give the same respect to people using this that you would to someone who calls you the N-Word.

Self-Harm:
Tumblr Meaning: Propensity to injure oneself, commonly conflated with psychological issues.
Meaning for Everyone Else: Propensity to injure oneself for attention. The number of times that it happens for any other reason on Tumblr are almost embarassingly low.

Transabled:
Tumblr Meaning: Transitioning away from disability
Meaning for Everyone Else: Fucking recovering from something. Was there really a fucking need for a special word for it?

Truscum:
Tumblr Meaning: Someone who believes that Transgendered people are properly identified by the medical condition that is Gender Dysphoria.
Meaning for Everyone Else: Essentially the same thing as OPL's rants against Asperger's Syndrome.
 
Aromantic:
Tumblr Meaning: Someone who experiences no romantic attraction to others.
Meaning for Everyone Else: The same fucking thing as Asexual. There was no need for a new fucking word.

I'd disagree. The tumblr way of looking at things is that sexual attraction and romantic attraction are two different beasts, often linked but not always the same as each other. Heterosexual, homosexual etc are words referring to sexual attraction, but aromantic refers to romantic attraction. I can attest firsthand that sometimes there is a disconnect - my second boyfriend hated sex but loved me.


Cis:
Tumblr Meaning: Not transgendered
Meaning for Everyone Else: Fucking normal in regards to gender identity.

I feel like this one actually is reasonably necessary in the same way "heterosexual" is.
Everything else is patently ridiculous though yes
 
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Sometimes I feel I was born a toaster who's mother was a walrus. It's a hard life when no one understands you.
 
I have an ex that now claims to be 'Deity-kin'...he says he is the mortal incarnation of Anubis (Egyptian death God) who has been sent to Earth to live a mortal life so that he could better understand the responsibility of weighing human souls in the afterlife or some shit.
If he was smart he'd know Anubis is the fucking god of embalming, not death. That's Osiris. You should let him know that and see how he reacts.
 
If he was smart he'd know Anubis is the fucking god of embalming, not death. That's Osiris. You should let him know that and see how he reacts.
It's been done. He is a diagnosed sociopath (he tells people he is 'on the autism spectrum') who rejects everyone else's reality and substitutes his own.
 
Why would anyone identify with Anubis? Sure, he's cool, but the Egyptians had hundreds of gods to pick from and deciding you're Anubis just screams "I learned my history from The Mummy Returns." Get some Set or Anhur up in here. Ammit and Neith were badass too, if you want to be a goddess.

This reminds me of those House Kheperu folks, though. (Michelle Belanger's group.) They claim to be some sort of reincarnated ancient Egyptian priest psychic vampire ... thingie. I tried browsing their website, but got a bit lost in all the stuff about mental energy. Are they technically Otherkin, or just weird? I think Belanger claims to be a vampire.
 
Why would anyone identify with Anubis? Sure, he's cool, but the Egyptians had hundreds of gods to pick from and deciding you're Anubis just screams "I learned my history from The Mummy Returns." Get some Set or Anhur up in here. Ammit and Neith were badass too, if you want to be a goddess.
Well, at first he was just 'having dreams' about it, and he described the 'death god'...but he described Ammit's physical depiction. Somewhere along the line, someone 'corrected' him and told him 'Anubis is the death god' and he googled everything he could about Anubis and...well, now he's where he is at now. He also believes that he is destined to be with Greek goddess Athena (because he thinks every pantheon coexists in harmony lol, even Christian God)...he is....he is a disheveled mess nowadays...heh.
 
Well, at first he was just 'having dreams' about it, and he described the 'death god'...but he described Ammit's physical depiction. Somewhere along the line, someone 'corrected' him and told him 'Anubis is the death god' and he googled everything he could about Anubis and...well, now he's where he is at now. He also believes that he is destined to be with Greek goddess Athena (because he thinks every pantheon coexists in harmony lol, even Christian God)...he is....he is a disheveled mess nowadays...heh.

Ammit wasn't the death god either, and was female to boot ... ah, shit, I need to stop trying to put logic in otherkin stuff. I hope he gets help!
 
I always like how otherkin are always choosing to identify with a "cool" (or cute), intelligent being, whether it's a dragon, a wolf, an edgy/dark character/person, etc. They're never like, George Costanza, cockroaches, blobfish, or Koalemos (the Greek god of stupidity).

At least that nucking futs girl who claimed to be a tortoise and liked to eat lettuce and crawl around on the floor was different and a little more interesting.
 
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