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Mate of mine who I've written trollfics in the past with sent me this. Yes, I'm sure that My Immortal was making fun of black people by using dat dem and da.

Do people still write trollfics? Like Light and Dark the Adventures of Dark Yagami, Half-Life: Full Life Consequences, SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (a personal favourite of mine), everything by ComicsNix and Goku/Anne Frank: Until the End of Time...
 

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Brother Rabbit said:
Do people still write trollfics? Like Light and Dark the Adventures of Dark Yagami, Half-Life: Full Life Consequences, SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (a personal favourite of mine), everything by ComicsNix and Goku/Anne Frank: Until the End of Time...
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Of course. It wouldn't be Fanfiction.net without the trollfics. Just look for anything under Humor/Parody that's rated T or M.
 
Brother Rabbit said:
Do people still write trollfics? Like Light and Dark the Adventures of Dark Yagami, Half-Life: Full Life Consequences, SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (a personal favourite of mine), everything by ComicsNix and Goku/Anne Frank: Until the End of Time...
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I honestly think the golden age of trollfics is long behind us. They're still around, but people are either more skeptical and/or are part of/caught on to the joke and therefore you're less likely to get a reaction you were looking for unless you manage to find a legit group of n00bs who know nothing about the wonders of the trollfic.

Best you got are the fics for kids' shows like Caillou, Thomas the Tank Engine, DragonTales, etc.--basically anything that aired on PBS or Nick Jr.
 
Brother Rabbit said:
I have a PDF of JohnOfE's weird fanfiction where he kills and rapes Norbet from angry beavers before killing himself because he killed Norbet. At least, that's I think happens, I haven't read it for a few years. Here's the way back link, it's called Beaver Soup.

https://web.archive.org/web/20150414025950/http://johnofe.com/beaversoup/beaversoup.pdf
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Holy shit why was it written like it was to be a published novella? Why does that disturb me more than the content itself? Who's JohnOfE, anyway? Where did he come from and where did he go?

(The fic itself was gross, I'm actually having a hard time if it's worse than the one fic Fan Fiction Friday sporked involving the Beavers (or at least Norbert) getting it on with their mother after she breastfed them.)
 
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Who's JohnOfE, anyway? Where did he come from and where did he go?
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JohnOfE is a furry and a "plushy tamer" from New Zealand who had some serious feelings towards Norbet from Angry beavers, Brian from Family guy and a dog from Footrot Flats. He apparently had thoughts of actual fucking beastiality so he went to a psychiatrist and went through chemical circumcision. He decided to leave the internet last year.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/JohnOfE
http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/JohnOfE

I'm not adding the gif of some dude fapping and cumming onto his norbet tattoo (It's on his left shoulder)
 

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Brother Rabbit said:
I have a PDF of JohnOfE's weird fanfiction where he kills and rapes Norbet from angry beavers before killing himself because he killed Norbet. At least, that's I think happens, I haven't read it for a few years. Here's the way back link, it's called Beaver Soup.

https://web.archive.org/web/20150414025950/http://johnofe.com/beaversoup/beaversoup.pdf
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Oh. My. God. You have single-handedly, without a doubt, won this whole, entire thread. I can't believe I read all that in one sitting. Excuse me while I weep into a pillow.
 
heymate said:
Oh. My. God. You have single-handedly, without a doubt, won this whole, entire thread. I can't believe I read all that in one sitting. Excuse me while I weep into a pillow.
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Hey, I got a couple more if people want to torture themselves. They're all disgusting, horrible and I wouldn't reccomend reading them.

Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm, I honestly have no idea what to say. It starts of with Misato fucking herself with a Big Mac in Maccas, then Shinji is jerking off and shoots cum into a 6 year olds eye by accident before he is beaten and raped by the dad and ther raped by the 6 year old. And... it's a cross over with Warhammer 40k. The kid transforms into Shinji's mum. That's the first chapter, titled "Bukake and Big Macs". There's 41 fucking chapters of this. I haven't gone past chapter 1, but I'll have to in the future.

http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544187359

This one's a classic in the Pokemon fandom, it's also known as "The Pokemon Story" because it's just that infamous. Gardevoir doesn't have a vagina, so David gouges her eyes out and uses those instead, as well as anal. Also, gardevoir is suddenly a grass type and not psychic. And then David meets Nurse Joy.

https://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php

https://web.archive.org/web/2012041...jack.com/godawful/nauseating/tsunai/cu7bd.txt

I'll just screenshot the author's note on this.

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I think this is the most infamous Power Rangers fanfic ever, it's basically Kimberly (The pink ranger) being tortured. This was meant to be erotic. There are two versions of this, the original version I can't find while the "special edition" has "spelling corrections, reformatting of paragraphs, and an unpublished ending". Also because of this story the "Alt.Sex.Stories" was banned in my home, Australia when the anti-pornography inititave started. It's even part of the press release! (Note, the link I was given is dead. If someone finds a working link I'd love to add it to this)

https://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Old_Joe's_Collection/Serials/Agony in Pink - Special Edition.txt

Honestly, anything by this guy is great. It's not like the otheer ones I've just shared, but more lighthearted and fun to read. He's written 117 stories, and about 100 are sly cooper. He's most likely a troll, but I hope he isn't

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1120881/THE_PETE_PETERSON_EXPERIENCE

I think that's all I'll share. There's so many I have and know about. But all the one's I've shared other then THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE are pretty gnarly.
 
Brother Rabbit said:
Hey, I got a couple more if people want to torture themselves. They're all disgusting, horrible and I wouldn't reccomend reading them.

Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm, I honestly have no idea what to say. It starts of with Misato fucking herself with a Big Mac in Maccas, then Shinji is jerking off and shoots cum into a 6 year olds eye by accident before he is beaten and raped by the dad and ther raped by the 6 year old. And... it's a cross over with Warhammer 40k. The kid transforms into Shinji's mum. That's the first chapter, titled "Bukake and Big Macs". There's 41 fucking chapters of this. I haven't gone past chapter 1, but I'll have to in the future.

http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544187359

This one's a classic in the Pokemon fandom, it's also known as "The Pokemon Story" because it's just that infamous. Gardevoir doesn't have a vagina, so David gouges her eyes out and uses those instead, as well as anal. Also, gardevoir is suddenly a grass type and not psychic. And then David meets Nurse Joy.

https://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php

https://web.archive.org/web/2012041...jack.com/godawful/nauseating/tsunai/cu7bd.txt

I'll just screenshot the author's note on this.

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I think this is the most infamous Power Rangers fanfic ever, it's basically Kimberly (The pink ranger) being tortured. This was meant to be erotic. There are two versions of this, the original version I can't find while the "special edition" has "spelling corrections, reformatting of paragraphs, and an unpublished ending". Also because of this story the "Alt.Sex.Stories" was banned in my home, Australia when the anti-pornography inititave started. It's even part of the press release! (Note, the link I was given is dead. If someone finds a working link I'd love to add it to this)

https://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Old_Joe's_Collection/Serials/Agony in Pink - Special Edition.txt

Honestly, anything by this guy is great. It's not like the otheer ones I've just shared, but more lighthearted and fun to read. He's written 117 stories, and about 100 are sly cooper. He's most likely a troll, but I hope he isn't

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1120881/THE_PETE_PETERSON_EXPERIENCE

I think that's all I'll share. There's so many I have and know about. But all the one's I've shared other then THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE are pretty gnarly.
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Two of those are absolutely horrifying by the sounds of it, but like, the first and last ones sound amazing. Fucking yourself with a Big Mac sounds amazingly dumb and hilarious.
 
Brother Rabbit said:
Hey, I got a couple more if people want to torture themselves. They're all disgusting, horrible and I wouldn't reccomend reading them.

Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm, I honestly have no idea what to say. It starts of with Misato fucking herself with a Big Mac in Maccas, then Shinji is jerking off and shoots cum into a 6 year olds eye by accident before he is beaten and raped by the dad and ther raped by the 6 year old. And... it's a cross over with Warhammer 40k. The kid transforms into Shinji's mum. That's the first chapter, titled "Bukake and Big Macs". There's 41 fucking chapters of this. I haven't gone past chapter 1, but I'll have to in the future.

http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544187359

This one's a classic in the Pokemon fandom, it's also known as "The Pokemon Story" because it's just that infamous. Gardevoir doesn't have a vagina, so David gouges her eyes out and uses those instead, as well as anal. Also, gardevoir is suddenly a grass type and not psychic. And then David meets Nurse Joy.

https://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php

https://web.archive.org/web/2012041...jack.com/godawful/nauseating/tsunai/cu7bd.txt

I'll just screenshot the author's note on this.

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I think this is the most infamous Power Rangers fanfic ever, it's basically Kimberly (The pink ranger) being tortured. This was meant to be erotic. There are two versions of this, the original version I can't find while the "special edition" has "spelling corrections, reformatting of paragraphs, and an unpublished ending". Also because of this story the "Alt.Sex.Stories" was banned in my home, Australia when the anti-pornography inititave started. It's even part of the press release! (Note, the link I was given is dead. If someone finds a working link I'd love to add it to this)

https://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Old_Joe's_Collection/Serials/Agony in Pink - Special Edition.txt

Honestly, anything by this guy is great. It's not like the otheer ones I've just shared, but more lighthearted and fun to read. He's written 117 stories, and about 100 are sly cooper. He's most likely a troll, but I hope he isn't

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1120881/THE_PETE_PETERSON_EXPERIENCE

I think that's all I'll share. There's so many I have and know about. But all the one's I've shared other then THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE are pretty gnarly.
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I know of all but the first one. If it doesn't give me nightmares, then it fails as an Evangelion fan fic, no getting around it.

...but a Big Mac?

EDIT: Ummmmmmmmm yeah I think I'm on a watch list now, and it was just the first chapter. Like what the fuck?

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Brother Rabbit said:
I think this is the most infamous Power Rangers fanfic ever, it's basically Kimberly (The pink ranger) being tortured. This was meant to be erotic. There are two versions of this, the original version I can't find while the "special edition" has "spelling corrections, reformatting of paragraphs, and an unpublished ending". Also because of this story the "Alt.Sex.Stories" was banned in my home, Australia when the anti-pornography inititave started. It's even part of the press release! (Note, the link I was given is dead. If someone finds a working link I'd love to add it to this)

https://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Old_Joe's_Collection/Serials/Agony in Pink - Special Edition.txt
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I remember that. The link you gave is working unless you meant you wanted a link to the press release and I misread it. Agony in Pink is a pretty bad one. The same author had another really messed up one too where Princess Leia was captured by Darth Vader and he forced her to eat her own shit. I don't remember what else happened in that story, but I guarantee it wasn't good.

Edit: Found it. This is somehow worse than I remember. (NSFW, obviously.)

There's also Agony in Pink 2, the sequel that nobody asked for.
 
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KraftEagle said:
I remember that. The link you gave is working unless you meant you wanted a link to the press release and I misread it. Agony in Pink is a pretty bad one. The same author had another really messed up one too where Princess Leia was captured by Darth Vader and he forced her to eat her own shit. I don't remember what else happened in that story, but I guarantee it wasn't good.

Edit: Found it. This is somehow worse than I remember. (NSFW, obviously.)
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I meant the press release. I'm disappointed that I can't find it.
 
KraftEagle said:
Is this it? I got the link from this Wikia page (it was a dead link but it was saved in the Wayback Machine and I just saved again with archive.is)

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Hey, that's it! I keep forgetting wayback machine is a thing, which reminds me, I should maybe archive some of this stuff.

Anyways, here's some more stuff for you lads.

Good luck finding this without a mst-ing/sporking, this was written by a bloke by Neil, who wrote this as a "fix-fic" of harry potter, but it's actually a fanfiction of a harry potter fanfiction. It stars 2 underage mary sues who preach about how clothes are oppressive and that nudism is a-ok and totes cool. Then it's just an endless description of naked, underage girls, rape, speeches about how awful clothes are and sex. god awful amounts of sex. Oh, there are 2 sequels to this, Hogwarts Too Exposed :A slytherine among us and Hogwarts Overexposed.

Another harry potter fanfic that is a "female harry potter" fanfic and copies the book series word for word. The main character, Rose Potter, is an over the top mary sue that defiles the canon so badly that in the later books there are too many plotholes to count. Oh, and there's a shit ton of sex and nudity. Again. Good luck finding this one.

You might know this one as Chocobo Nights, where Tifa and Arith have sex, then a chocobo joins, then tifa gives birth to a chocobo baby. It's just shitty lemons/smut fics, but it''s well known in the Final Fantasy fanfiction scene.

http://roysmyboy217.tripod.com/theaeriesandtifaseries2.html

The second best fanfiction ever, first going to everything by ComicsNix. It's the Hogwarts castle having sex with a giant squid who can't work in the japanese porn industry anymore because he'd tear the schoolgirls apart (I'm not making this up)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3096379/1/First-Encounter

It's a romance fic between Goku and Anne Frank. And Hitler makes an appearance, and it's the best thing ever. Seriously, I suggest reading this with a couple of mates.

http://www.angelfire.com/geek/papirini/kousagi/badfic/notsailormoon/gofer/time1.txt
http://www.angelfire.com/geek/papirini/kousagi/badfic/notsailormoon/gofer/time2.txt

Oh man, where do I begin? First off, that's the actual title, capitalization and all. This is weird, it's a crossover of a couple of things, mainly Harry Potter, Twilight, Sonic the Hedgehog and Yu Yu Hakusho. It stars the author's self insert Dally who's both a vampire and witch, who's mum is mystique from xmen. Hiei and Dally ahve sex and Edward gets jealous and uses magic to teach Dally a lesson. Things get weirder from there. This is another personal favorite of mine.

https://web.archive.org/web/20130809173239/http://xdallyx.webs.com/thestory.htm

Anything by this crazed lunatic is gold. He's most certainly a troll, but it doesn't matter. A couple of mates and I read out "Day of reckoning: The Final Days of Jean and Logan" and we couldn't stop laughing at nearly everything. I heavily recommend everything he's written, but "The Last battle of Vegeta and Goku", "Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh" and "The Wolf Blood Lineage" are some of my favourites.

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2194474/ComicsNix
https://www.deviantart.com/comicsnix

So here's a fun fact- Tv Tropes (it has it's own thread) used to have a page called "FanFic/So Bad it's Horrible" where users would list and talk about shit fanfiction. It was cut back in 2012 during a purge called "The Great PedoCide of April 2012". Look it up on the Encyclopedia Dramatica "Tv Tropes Drama" page.
 
Brother Rabbit said:
Another harry potter fanfic that is a "female harry potter" fanfic and copies the book series word for word. The main character, Rose Potter, is an over the top mary sue that defiles the canon so badly that in the later books there are too many plotholes to count. Oh, and there's a shit ton of sex and nudity. Again. Good luck finding this one.
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I think I found it.
 
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