Masturbation Thread - The holy act of sinning

[Fascist Frederick]

I typically only masturbate when I'm on an airplane. I find that Southwest Airlines are the most accommodating to my masturbatory habits. I usually watch some porn on my iPad and grab onto the arm of the person next to me while I'm doing it. I'm an edging mastur so if the flight is short enough I can keep going the whole time. Just did it the other day actually. I hope the lady next to me enjoyed the show.

 

[Power Armor]

what the fuck is going on with people and their dicks

 

[Red Hood]

Everyone slaps the salami now and then.

 

[Jozef]

I only jack off on days that end in Y.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

I jerk it to Sonic porn, he's my husband after all.

 

[vertexwindi]

You don't need masturbation when you have Jesus.

Jesus always tells me he has a headache

 

[Polish Hot Dog (spicie)]

Classic method, every other day, low tier romance stories and imagination

Videos are for faggots lol

 

[RG 448]

Angling the ostrich bones so that the forked tips form a sort of diamond-shaped hole. From there the name of the game is dexterity.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

How are you supposed to get to sleep without wanking first, though? Without alcohol or drugs, I mean.

 

[Flustercuck]

I always jerk off to Ars Moriendi by Mr. Bungle

 

[Nazi vegeta]

At night. Bathtub full of bubbles and water. Candles being the only light. Rose petals scattered around. Glass of wine in one hand, book full of nothing but vore in the other.

You ruined it with the vore part.

 

[Boxed in Lurker]

You ruined it with the vore part.

fine then

Glass of wine in one hand, bible in the other

 

[Nazi vegeta]

fine then

Glass of wine in one hand, bible in the other

It would have also been fine, if you had said tentacles.

 

[160048]

fine then

Glass of wine in one hand, bible in the other

i also would have put trap futanari incest loli porn

 

[DuckSucker]

Whats with all these right hand motherfuckers how do you use the mouse?

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what the fuck is going on with people and their dicks

dicks need a lot of attention okay

 

[Cake Farts]

Wankers, all of you.

 

[NeverHappened]

I once nofapped for a week. It was boring and I have no clue why I did it.

 

[160048]

Whats with all these right hand motherfuckers how do you use the mouse?


dicks need a lot of attention okay

I use my phone in my left so I'm fine

 

[Nazi vegeta]

I use my phone in my left so I'm fine

reminder to never buy a used phone.

 

[Lensherr]

At least a couple of times a week for me. I try not to fap to porn though, because it causes me to shoot my load early and I like to edge. I also almost always do it when I get high (which is once or twice a week), because it feels so damn good.