Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Those are goons? I thought that was his new wife and her mom or sister or something. I mean still goons, but they definitely have that "mom fashion" vibe.
 
DuckSucker said:
Those are goons? I thought that was his new wife and her mom or sister or something. I mean still goons, but they definitely have that "mom fashion" vibe.
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They're too normal and kind looking to be married to Lowtax. Ashlii looks like an old witch that the kids on the block are all too afraid to talk to. The way Ashlii behaves on Twitter makes me believe she has some kind of social disorder like BPD.
 
DuckSucker said:
Those are goons? I thought that was his new wife and her mom or sister or something. I mean still goons, but they definitely have that "mom fashion" vibe.
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I figured they were goons for sure, going by the tomato man in a Star Trek tee and the longhair with the soul patch.
Rhysuu said:
They're too normal and kind looking to be married to Lowtax. Ashlii looks like an old witch that the kids on the block are all too afraid to talk to. The way Ashlii behaves on Twitter makes me believe she has some kind of social disorder like BPD.
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Oh man, that's Ashlii? I didn't even recognize her.
 
northstar747 said:
The fact the lowtax had a catch all sass rule, that basically said dont try to rule lawyer or break the spirit of the rules. Then does exactly that on twitter boggles my fucking mind.

Also I should go back and check out those threads cause i remember a few years ago there would honey pot fat people threads or I remember Amy schumer threads getting gassed cause the woke crew would roll in and shit up the thread.

anyway I really really hate Facts are useless i cant fathom why he is still around when his butt buddy zen death robot "quite"

anyway have another round of FAU talking out his ass.

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The fact that i just "stumble" across this shit and dont actively search his post history makes me wonder how much he talks out his ass.
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He posts all over the forums but he is such a boring stereotype none of his posts really stand out at me to link.

All you need to do is compile a list of the first Left Wing talking points that come to mind and that's him. He argues at the level of a teenage youtube "intellectual" and the only reason he stands out is because you can't ignore his stupid lazy posts and he has the power to punish you for wrongthink.

Also the mod sass rule is used in pretty creative ways. When Koala's March first became a mod and started chimping out punishing people for no reason other than they disagreed with her that rule was cited all over the place. Kind of like how you are banned for even mentioning that FAU has been chain probating conservative posters with one month probations so that some people haven't been able to post for 4+ months. Also he has permabanned at least one person for mentioning that he instantly gasses conservative threads.

I get the original intent behind the rule but I don't think it was ever intended to allow a crying hillaryman to just go apeshit to protect his own ego or to let a strong independent mentally ill black puerto rican woman repeatedly scam people for cigarette money.

But yeah I agree it is pretty boggling how Lowtax is being a little bitch on Twitter about being targeted and having no recourse. Giving an interview about how Twitter needs to take lessons from his forums is the most out of touch thing I've read in awhile.
 
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In case anybody was curious, Ashli Kyanka changes her Twitter account like all of the time. Right now she can be found under @janefondasbutt (https://twitter.com/janefondasbutt). She's pretty tough to track down these days since she stopped posting a lot of pictures of herself or many other identifiers. Also Lowtax hasn't followed her again since his account got banned, lol.
 
Anime is Blood said:
FAU has been chain probating conservative posters with one month probations so that some people haven't been able to post for 4+ months. Also he has permabanned at least one person for mentioning that he instantly gasses conservative threads.

I get the original intent behind the rule but I don't think it was ever intended to allow a crying hillaryman to just go apeshit to protect his own ego or to let a strong independent mentally ill black puerto rican woman repeatedly scam people for cigarette money.

But yeah I agree it is pretty boggling how Lowtax is being a little bitch on Twitter about being targeted and having no recourse. Giving an interview about how Twitter needs to take lessons from his forums is the most out of touch thing I've read in awhile.
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When lowtax first got banned from twitter and made the mandy thread, we had another case of goons running to daddy to tattle on how bad the mods were lowtax being lazy couldnt really go against them.

But when challeneged on why the trump thread kept getting probated, FAU could only shout "IT was a bad thread" over and over again. He lacks any ability to argue or defend, his rather clear agenda.
 
Before being modded, FAU also made posts in the first or second version of the sex questions megathread talking about his love of putting things in his ass, and offering advice for others about how to shove things in your ass and love it, AmazingAthesist style.

He also had a post about him being in the market for a fleshlight. He was worried about being so long since he got laid (aka jacking it too much) he wouldn't be able to perform with a real vagina, and was wondering if a Fleshlight would help with that.

Which is fairly tame for an SA mod. I mean, he's only shoving things up his own butt, and not violating children.
 
The no mod sass rule doesn't make sense, anyway. It's a vestigial rule from some never-was era of decorum. In practice, all it does is force an undeserved deference to mods, regardless of their shitty politics or decisions.
 
E. Knee as Weapon - Cont. said:
The no mod sass rule doesn't make sense, anyway. It's a vestigial rule from some never-was era of decorum. In practice, all it does is force an undeserved deference to mods, regardless of their shitty politics or decisions.
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I don't just sass the mods here, I complicate their their lives in ways they really wish I wouldn't.
 
Ghostse said:
Before being modded, FAU also made posts in the first or second version of the sex questions megathread talking about his love of putting things in his ass, and offering advice for others about how to shove things in your ass and love it, AmazingAthesist style.

He also had a post about him being in the market for a fleshlight. He was worried about being so long since he got laid (aka jacking it too much) he wouldn't be able to perform with a real vagina, and was wondering if a Fleshlight would help with that.

Which is fairly tame for an SA mod. I mean, he's only shoving things up his own butt, and not violating children.
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Any links to the archives where he said this?
 
I can't find the links to the SQM I or II, and its very likely FAU has purged those posts. If anyone has a link, I'll go a-fishing and see if I can find them again. FAU had made a big stink in some threads, I checked his post history, saw he was a failed open-mike stand up comedian who loved buttplugs, LOL'd and put him on ignore.
He's been tonguing moderator ass for like the past decade, enough that I noticed and remembered him.

(The posts weren't particularly long or notable, the fleshlight one is the only one really LOL-worthy, and even then not by much.)
 
Pointless Pedant said:
Tolkien admired the Jews, so he clearly wasn't a Nazi, and the orcs in LOTR were just elves who had been corrupted by the forces of evil. Seeing orcs as black people raises far more questions about the person seeing that than about Tolkien himself.

I know this is about WOW, but LOTR popularised orcs in the first place.
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WoW Orcs style is heavily infuenced by 'Barbarian' pre-feudal cultures such as Celts and Native Americans. It's actually pretty fallacious to call them savage since the aside from Blackpowder they're roughly on par with humanity in terms of tech and culture but it's evolved in differant ways (like comparing a tiger and a bear to which is 'better').
They look differant cosmetically to contrast with the Humans but they're actually the closest counterpart to each other in the setting. Rivals and peers really.
Then again the writtings been total wank since at least burning crusades so god only knows what the comparitive strengths are.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
WoW Orcs style is heavily infuenced by 'Barbarian' pre-feudal cultures such as Celts and Native Americans. It's actually pretty fallacious to call them savage since the aside from Blackpowder they're roughly on par with humanity in terms of tech and culture but it's evolved in differant ways (like comparing a tiger and a bear to which is 'better').
They look differant cosmetically to contrast with the Humans but they're actually the closest counterpart to each other in the setting. Rivals and peers really.
Then again the writtings been total wank since at least burning crusades so god only knows what the comparitive strengths are.
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Tigers are better because they look cooler.
 
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