Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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northstar747 said:
yes but SA has a no files rule, and fuck its a scam, there was some goon who flew under the radar with posts about his charity of getting n64 for hospitals and shit, basically promoting it under the guise of talking about it and he got banned. but magical negro lady well
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Well negro lady is in constant pain, has to take care of her elderly grandmother, her abusive and mentally ill mother, lives in Detroit, is dealing with racism on a daily basis even when she’s at home and doesn’t go outside, memories of abusive ex’s and has depression along with ptsd and is upset trump is president.

I know I’m leaving out another 50 problems Koalas March claims she has to deal with on a daily basis and why she needs to grift the forums for a 1080GTX to play Overwatch all day.
 
Sorry I don't have receipts but in the span of about 15 minutes lowtax just got banned from twitter, again.

Just like last time he said baked alaska should be in a room filled with concrete but this time with a door so he can leave.

When he was banned for this, he posted about it on his third account @somethingawful, and was immediately banned for this as well.

Likely neither of these will be permanent like last time but still. The irony is palpable.
 
Whats with the severe hate boner for Baked Alaska? He's kind of a douch, but not all that different from the thousands of other alt right edgelords on Twitter.
 
Kiwi Farms dot net said:
Sorry I don't have receipts but in the span of about 15 minutes lowtax just got banned from twitter, again.

Just like last time he said baked alaska should be in a room filled with concrete but this time with a door so he can leave.

When he was banned for this, he posted about it on his third account @somethingawful, and was immediately banned for this as well.

Likely neither of these will be permanent like last time but still. The irony is palpable.
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Here's what he posted to Twitter:

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Ruin said:
Whats with the severe hate boner for Baked Alaska? He's kind of a douch, but not all that different from the thousands of other alt right edgelords on Twitter.
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Lowtax is an ancient out of touch old man so when he wants to fit in with the cool kids he has the most superficial take possible.

For example: A grandpa that wants attention so he wades into the current arguments about animated television shows by yelling nonstop about The Simpsons because that's what he knows.

"I've heard of that! BakedAlaska! Nazis! Hey everyone! BakedAlaska!"
 
Kiwi Farms dot net said:
Sorry I don't have receipts but in the span of about 15 minutes lowtax just got banned from twitter, again.
Just like last time he said baked alaska should be in a room filled with concrete but this time with a door so he can leave.
When he was banned for this, he posted about it on his third account @somethingawful, and was immediately banned for this as well.
Likely neither of these will be permanent like last time but still. The irony is palpable.
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Why does he spend so much time on twitter when he can post in somethingawful forums?
It’s almost as if he knows that somethingawful really is something awful.
 
Doug_Hitzel said:
Why does he spend so much time on twitter when he can post in somethingawful forums?
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When you go to spread the word of Mangosteen, you don't spread it among the believers. You need to go where there are people who haven't heard the health benefits of Mangosteen, and post your referral link there.
 
In a thread discussing the lore in World of Warcraft:

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Can't have people "derailing" the valuable discussion of orcs being racist by reminding people that no one wants to pay money for SJW propaganda.

Lowtax with the zingers:

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And if you also molest children as well you'd be an SA mod.

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What a hero

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Lowtax continues to try and stay relevant by adding another trendy leftist political opinion to the socialist persona he's building.

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Old man yells at cloud.

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Lowtax criticizing others for having inconsistent site rules :story:

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Interesting. I guess Slowbeef took VoidBurger and friends' sides when Lowtax kicked them off SA.
Also, Lowtax was on a podcast with Diabetus and Slowbeef and they all talked for a fucking hour. I guess Ambien binges fuck with your memory.

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BlueSpark said:
In a thread discussing the lore in World of Warcraft:
View attachment 308493View attachment 308494Can't have people "derailing" the valuable discussion of orcs being racist by reminding people that no one wants to pay money for SJW propaganda.
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Tolkien admired the Jews, so he clearly wasn't a Nazi, and the orcs in LOTR were just elves who had been corrupted by the forces of evil. Seeing orcs as black people raises far more questions about the person seeing that than about Tolkien himself.

I know this is about WOW, but LOTR popularised orcs in the first place.
 
What is with this running joke Lowtax is doing with putting Baked Alaska into concrete?
 
Galaxy Harasser said:
What is with this running joke Lowtax is doing with putting Baked Alaska into concrete?
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Lowtax made a wacky zany post that Baked Alaska and Prison Planet guy should be locked in a room and the room filled with concrete. This was deemed threat, therefore a violation of twitter rules, and his twitter account he'd work so hard to build e-cred on, was permabanned.
After this LowT said he was quitting twitter forever. Since we all know how good he is at actually following through on anything he says, here we are with Richard trying to make a post that involves covering Baked Alaska in concrete but won't get him banned, since this is a more productive use of his time than spending time with his kids, his wife, or trying to correct the declining revenues of his only means of income.
I mean that unironically. Since any attempts from him to "fix" the forums only make it worse, and an absent father would be better a father who leaves his 6 year old daughter in the care of a pedophile. And I just naturally assume his wife completely ignores him at this point.


So yes. Richard "Mangosteen" Kyanka, a guy who's "business" was built on charging people $10 then banning them whenever they violated his online community's rules (aka said something he or the unpaid e-cred thirsty thread janitors didn't like), is throwing a hissy fit that his account on another online community was banned for violating that community's rules. The irony probably escapes him in a way that Ambien and Barefoot Wine never have.
 
BlueSpark said:
In a thread discussing the lore in World of Warcraft:
View attachment 308493View attachment 308494Can't have people "derailing" the valuable discussion of orcs being racist by reminding people that no one wants to pay money for SJW propaganda.
Lowtax with the zingers:View attachment 308497And if you also molest children as well you'd be an SA mod.
View attachment 308500What a heroView attachment 308501Lowtax continues to try and stay relevant by adding another trendy leftist political opinion to the socialist persona he's building.View attachment 308505Old man yells at cloud.View attachment 308506Lowtax criticizing others for having inconsistent site rules :story:View attachment 308507Interesting. I guess Slowbeef took VoidBurger and friends' sides when Lowtax kicked them off SA.
Also, Lowtax was on a podcast with Diabetus and Slowbeef and they all talked for an fucking hour. I guess Ambien binges fuck with your memory.

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two things you must never mention on SA:

1. gamergate

2. the DNC primary was rigged

makes you think
 
A good barometer for how much attention Lowtax actually paid to SA during his grand return are his threads in General Bullshit. The 600 pound life thread and the games journalism thread.

When he was active for like a week he allowed making fun of people like Brianna Wu and general mocking of games journalism. Since he is back on twitter it's now hundreds of posts of people crying about how shrill games journalists are actually doing the right thing because of the evils of gamergate and how racist and sexist everything in games is.

In the 600 pound life thread people were making fun of fats alongside Lowtax but now that he is back on twitter there are people having 100% serious meltdowns about how fat people are people too and one person even demanded that posters use "People of Size" to describe fat people.

I think people on SA misattribute the benefit he brings to an online forum. He isn't especially funny or clever but when he is in charge of moderating a discussion him being a completely clueless cuck accidentally creates a great neutral platform to speak on.
 
The fact the lowtax had a catch all sass rule, that basically said dont try to rule lawyer or break the spirit of the rules. Then does exactly that on twitter boggles my fucking mind.

Also I should go back and check out those threads cause i remember a few years ago there would honey pot fat people threads or I remember Amy schumer threads getting gassed cause the woke crew would roll in and shit up the thread.

anyway I really really hate Facts are useless i cant fathom why he is still around when his butt buddy zen death robot "quite"

anyway have another round of FAU talking out his ass.

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The fact that i just "stumble" across this shit and dont actively search his post history makes me wonder how much he talks out his ass.
 
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