Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Doug_Hitzel said:
I needs the deets. Did you spend all your money on EVE Online or Star Citizen JPEGs?
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Oh, no. Im just a goon. I mean growing up reading something awful is going to ruin your life. Girls and regular ass people outside of 4chan users aren't gonna think that type of shit's funny.
 
DuckSucker said:
If you're saying Im jealous of Lowtax or wishing I was the alpha goon or something, Im not. I wasted my life thinking I was cool for being on SomethingAwful and my friends were 4Chan users, and none of that means shit. Goons are fucking idiots. I was 10 or so when I found the site and thought those guys were so cool because they made me laugh. Kinda ruined my life trying to be a goon.
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So what you're saying is, before something awful came into your life, you were just a regular kid on the block who healthily socialized with other children.
 
Nah I know.

But my friends were /b/tards in like 2008, whether or not they were "cool" /b/tards. I mean that's up to you faggots to decide I guess. If you really care about that shit.
 
Oh Long Johnson said:
His sense of style screams, "We met on the dead, gay forum somethingawful.com"
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This probably says more about me than anyone else, but the first thing that came into my head was my typical advice for guys who want to start asking girls out before I remembered he apparently has a girlfriend. I'm uh, sure they're happy together.
 
I wonder if she and Zeitguiest dated.
 
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She says she needs like $800 for a computer and a little more for an Adobe CC license to do freelance work. Surely she’s engaged to a man that could help her with this.
 
Can't KF just dload a illegal copy of adobe? i'm not sure i haven't pirated any software for a long time.
 
yes but SA has a no files rule, and fuck its a scam, there was some goon who flew under the radar with posts about his charity of getting n64 for hospitals and shit, basically promoting it under the guise of talking about it and he got banned. but magical negro lady well
 
jace821 said:
She says she needs like $800 for a computer and a little more for an Adobe CC license to do freelance work. Surely she’s engaged to a man that could help her with this.
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fuck that. she's a strong independent woman and tireless defender of the downtrodden, surely she could put in a month's work at a McJob if she was actually passionate about starting a freelancing career and not just making excuses for herself.

also lol at her age. i pegged her as an angry university student not a thirty year old sponge.
 
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