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Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.
Apparently 39 year old Ellen is playing Elpenor - the youngest of Odysseus's crew. Looks like Nolan & Universal got spooked by the Achilles backlash. But pooner Page took away a role for a young male actor and the audience is getting gaslighted.
Apparently 39 year old Ellen is going to play Elpenor not Achilles. Elpenor is the youngest of Odysseus's crew. Looks like Universal and/or Nolan saw the Achilles backlash were forced to reveal her role.
So we have to pretend this nearly 40 year old, dainty woman is a young greek warrior. HELL NO!! This role should have gone to a young male actor, not an useless zippertit!
The theater is going to piss themselves laughing at her because everyone knows she is an insane woman. To enjoy this garbage you first have to...
Ellen Page genuinely needed a man in her life who loved her with all his heart, kept her happy with mind-blowing, loving sex on a regular basis, protected her from the trans/grooming crowd, and kept her separated (on threat of violence to those seeking to harm her) from the sick perverts who convinced her to hate and mutilate her body. She obviously has daddy issues but also lacked any kind of powerful, protective male authority in her life with the strength to fend an entire world off regardless of cost to protect the woman he cares about.
She is not a happy person. Every fucking photograph or video I've ever seen of her post-butchery has shown (without exception) a lanky, skeletal, underweight, unhealthy, miserable little welp of a broken human being. She knows she fucked up and she knows the world sees it even though her fame and celebrity status (and surroundings) brow-beat the world into relative silence about it. She knows everyone around her betrayed her by encouraging this "change" or allowing it or not acting to stop it. Who does she have in her life that she can actually trust now? She's undoubtedly driven away anyone who ever gave a shit about her, so she's surrounded by sycophants and activists now, and neither group is reliable, trustworthy, safe or otherwise even useful/valuable to her at this point.
No woman who knows she is loved and is worth loving would ever allow this kind of thing to happen to herself, partly out of self-respect, but also partly knowing she has backup who's physically able (and mentally willing) to crack fucking skulls to keep the dangerous ones away from her.
Apparently 39 year old Ellen is playing Elpenor - the youngest of Odysseus's crew. Looks like Nolan & Universal got spooked by the Achilles backlash. But pooner Page took away a role for a young male actor and the audience is getting gaslighted.
Apparently 39 year old Ellen is going to play Elpenor not Achilles. Elpenor is the youngest of Odysseus's crew. Looks like Universal and/or Nolan saw the Achilles backlash were forced to reveal her role.
So we have to pretend this nearly 40 year old, dainty woman is a young greek warrior. HELL NO!! This role should have gone to a young male actor, not an useless zippertit!
The theater is going to piss themselves laughing at her because everyone knows she is an insane woman. To enjoy this garbage you first have to...
Every movie that has tried this type of "marketing strategy" seems to have failed horribly.
Snow white
Elio
Female ghostbusters
All massive losses for their studio
Yes people are hearing about the movie but theyre all just deciding not to watch it
Yeah the rage bait technique doesn’t work, sure we will all talk about the movie and mock it for awhile but when it comes out it’s going to a major flop we all forget about in a week.
Instead she got an offer to work for david cage, got (most likely) molested while making one if the shittiest non-games and decided to turn into a man so that no mysogwenist pig would ever want to ever touch her again.
Instead she got an offer to work for david cage, got (most likely) molested while making one if the shittiest non-games and decided to turn into a man so that no mysogwenist pig would ever want to ever touch her again.
No fucking shit? Is that what did it? I can't imagine David Cage himself diddling her (he doesn't seem the "into women" type to me) but that would explain a few things if she got passed around at the studio there. Was this the game where her fully-nude model was found intact and uncensored in the game data? Maybe the artists produced that from memory rather than imagination. [shudder]
The Ellen Page/Achilles thing is absurd, but the black woman/Helen of Troy is much worse. View attachment 8988630
You expect me to believe multiple armies go to war with each other for 10+ years over this?
What really kills me isn't just that they chose a negress, it's that they also chose a ugly and boring negress. Are you telling me you couldn't find a single african KWEEN 10/10 with that much of a fucking budget? Literally just browse subsaharan Instagram for a few minutes and you can find a obsidian semen demon that would have made people believe a war could be fought over them.
Apparently 39 year old Ellen is playing Elpenor - the youngest of Odysseus's crew. Looks like Nolan & Universal got spooked by the Achilles backlash. But pooner Page took away a role for a young male actor and the audience is getting gaslighted.
Apparently 39 year old Ellen is going to play Elpenor not Achilles. Elpenor is the youngest of Odysseus's crew. Looks like Universal and/or Nolan saw the Achilles backlash were forced to reveal her role.
So we have to pretend this nearly 40 year old, dainty woman is a young greek warrior. HELL NO!! This role should have gone to a young male actor, not an useless zippertit!
The theater is going to piss themselves laughing at her because everyone knows she is an insane woman. To enjoy this garbage you first have to...
So many seem to think this is for easy marketing but remember Nolan wants another Oscar and they have very strict ruling standards now to even qualify. He can't do a normal Odyssey film and qualify for an Oscar at the same time. Oscars webpage
Oh and don't forget, the people who fund his films likely have a requirement that he needs to qualify for the Oscars. So it doesn't matter if he secretly wants to tell the Oscars to GTFO.
Full standards below but the most important line relevant to Ellen for this film:
At least 30% of all actors not submitted for Oscar consideration are from at least two underrepresented groups
Representation and Inclusion Standards
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences representation and inclusion standards for Oscars® eligibility in the Best Picture category are designed to encourage equitable representation on and off screen to better reflect the diverse global population.
Submitting a confidential Academy Inclusion Standards form (RAISE) and meeting TWO out of FOUR of the standards will be required for the film to be eligible for Best Picture consideration. In addition, the film must complete the Best Picture Expanded Theatrical Run criteria to qualify.
STANDARD A: ON-SCREEN REPRESENTATION, THEMES AND NARRATIVES
A film can achieve this standard by meeting the criteria in at least ONE of the following areas:
A1. Lead or significant supporting actors from underrepresented racial or ethnic groups
At least one of the lead actors or significant supporting actors submitted for Oscar consideration is from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group in a specific country or territory of production.
This may include:
• African American / Black / African and/or Caribbean descent
• East Asian (including Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and Mongolian)
• Hispanic or Latina/e/o/x
• Indigenous Peoples (including Native American / Alaskan Native)
• Middle Eastern / North African
• Pacific Islander
• South Asian (including Bangladeshi, Bhutanese, Indian, Nepali, Pakistani, and Sri Lankan)
• Southeast Asian (including Burmese, Cambodian, Filipino, Hmong, Indonesian, Laotian, Malaysian, Mien, Singaporean, Thai, and Vietnamese)
A2. General ensemble cast
At least 30% of all actors not submitted for Oscar consideration are from at least two underrepresented groups which may include:
• Women
• Racial or ethnic group
• LGBTQ+
• People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing
A3. Main storyline/subject matter
The main storyline(s), theme or narrative of the film is centered on an underrepresented group(s).
• Women
• Racial or ethnic group
• LGBTQ+
• People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing
STANDARD B: CREATIVE LEADERSHIP AND PROJECT TEAM
A film can achieve this standard by meeting the criteria in at least ONE of the following areas:
B1. Creative leadership and department heads
At least two (2) of the following creative leadership positions and department heads — Casting Director, Cinematographer, Composer, Costume Designer, Director, Editor, Hairstylist, Makeup Artist, Producer, Production Designer, Set Decorator, Sound, VFX Supervisor, Writer — are from an underrepresented group and at least one of those positions must belong to someone from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group. Must be two or more distinct individuals.
Underrepresented groups may include:
• Women
• Racial or ethnic group
• LGBTQ+
• People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing
Underrepresented racial or ethnic groups may include:
• African American / Black / African and/or Caribbean descent
• East Asian (including Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and Mongolian)
• Hispanic or Latina/e/o/x
• Indigenous Peoples (including Native American / Alaskan Native)
• Middle Eastern / North African
• Pacific Islander
• South Asian (including Bangladeshi, Bhutanese, Indian, Nepali, Pakistani, and Sri Lankan)
• Southeast Asian (including Burmese, Cambodian, Filipino, Hmong, Indonesian, Laotian, Malaysian, Mien, Singaporean, Thai, and Vietnamese)
B2. Other key roles
At least six (6) other crew/team and technical positions (excluding Production Assistants) are from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group. These positions include but are not limited to First AD, Gaffer, Script Supervisor, etc. Must be six or more distinct individuals.
B3. Overall crew composition
At least 30% of the film’s crew is from at least two underrepresented groups, which may include:
• Women
• Racial or ethnic group
• LGBTQ+
• People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing
STANDARD C: INDUSTRY ACCESS AND OPPORTUNITIES
A film can achieve this standard by meeting the criteria in at least ONE of the following areas:
C1. Paid apprenticeship and internship opportunities
The film’s distribution or financing company has paid apprenticeships or internships that are from the following underrepresented groups and satisfy the criteria below:
• Women
• Racial or ethnic group
• LGBTQ+
• People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing
The major studios/distributors are required to have substantive, ongoing paid apprenticeships/internships inclusive of underrepresented groups (must also include racial or ethnic groups) in most of the following departments: production/development, physical production, post-production, music, VFX, acquisitions, business affairs, distribution, marketing and publicity.
The mini-major or independent studios/distributors must have a minimum of two apprentices/interns from the above underrepresented groups (at least one from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group) in at least one of the following departments: production/development, physical production, post-production, music, VFX, acquisitions, business affairs, distribution, marketing and publicity.
C2. Training opportunities and skills development (crew)
The film’s production, distribution and/or financing company offers training and/or work opportunities for below-the-line skill development to people from the following underrepresented groups:
• Women
• Racial or ethnic group
• LGBTQ+
• People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing
STANDARD D: AUDIENCE DEVELOPMENT
To achieve Standard D, the film must meet the criterion below:
D1. Representation in development, marketing, publicity, and distribution
The studio and/or film company has multiple (more than one) in-house senior executives or hired consultants belonging to at least two underrepresented groups on their creative and development, marketing, publicity, and/or distribution teams. At least one individual must belong to an underrepresented racial or ethnic group. Must be two or more distinct individuals.
Underrepresented groups may include:
• Women
• Racial or ethnic group
• LGBTQ+
• People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing
Underrepresented racial or ethnic groups may include:
• African American / Black / African and/or Caribbean descent
• East Asian (including Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and Mongolian)
• Hispanic or Latina/e/o/x
• Indigenous Peoples (including Native American / Alaskan Native)
• Middle Eastern / North African
• Pacific Islander
• South Asian (including Bangladeshi, Bhutanese, Indian, Nepali, Pakistani, and Sri Lankan)
• Southeast Asian (including Burmese, Cambodian, Filipino, Hmong, Indonesian, Laotian, Malaysian, Mien, Singaporean, Thai, and Vietnamese)
All categories other than Best Picture will be held to their current eligibility requirements. Films in the specialty feature categories (Animated Feature Film, Documentary Feature, International Feature Film) submitted for Best Picture/General Entry consideration will be prompted to participate in the Representation and Inclusion Standards process.
No fucking shit? Is that what did it? I can't imagine David Cage himself diddling her (he doesn't seem the "into women" type to me) but that would explain a few things if she got passed around at the studio there. Was this the game where her fully-nude model was found intact and uncensored in the game data? Maybe the artists produced that from memory rather than imagination. [shudder]
Apparently 39 year old Ellen is playing Elpenor - the youngest of Odysseus's crew. Looks like Nolan & Universal got spooked by the Achilles backlash. But pooner Page took away a role for a young male actor and the audience is getting gaslighted.
Apparently 39 year old Ellen is going to play Elpenor not Achilles. Elpenor is the youngest of Odysseus's crew. Looks like Universal and/or Nolan saw the Achilles backlash were forced to reveal her role.
So we have to pretend this nearly 40 year old, dainty woman is a young greek warrior. HELL NO!! This role should have gone to a young male actor, not an useless zippertit!
The theater is going to piss themselves laughing at her because everyone knows she is an insane woman. To enjoy this garbage you first have to...
Looks like Nolan & Universal got spooked by the Achilles backlash. But pooner Page took away a role for a young male actor and the audience is getting gaslighted.
Them doing damage control by reassigning her to a smaller role with a lower profile at this point comes off similarly to Anheuser-Busch coming out and saying “b-b-but, it was only one commemorative can that was sent to an influencer!” when they blew themselves up over Dylan Mulvaney.
It doesn’t matter how many cans it was, or (in this case) how small the role of Elpenor is- the problem of it stupidly being played by a pooner remains.
No fucking shit? Is that what did it? I can't imagine David Cage himself diddling her (he doesn't seem the "into women" type to me) but that would explain a few things if she got passed around at the studio there. Was this the game where her fully-nude model was found intact and uncensored in the game data? Maybe the artists produced that from memory rather than imagination. [shudder]
I don't think "diddle" is the right word when you're talking about a woman in her mid-twenties. It seems to me that a lot of people have misapprehensions about how old she is. Maybe because she's so tiny and baby-faced.
If Ellen Paige simply told the press that she was bisexual, then she would have maintained her OG looks. Not to mention that she could have had a regular family. Seriously, all the normal Hollyweird actresses play up the bisexual celebrity role and go on to have relatively normal lives.
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