🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 425 30.3%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 568 40.5%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 246 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 23 1.6%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 35 2.5%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 105 7.5%
  • Total voters
    1,402
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Any idea what Scotsman might be referring to?
Looks like a man is recording the cameraman, likely Meechan?
Might be irrelevant to the thread.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Even still I think he could kneel and get out of a lot of his trouble. Every day this goes on though another boomer wakes up and waddles away. Flaggotry doesn't pay, Jer. Hope Adam Sellers' dick in your ass was worth it.
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All he would have to do to get the ball rolling is admit what he did wrong, admit things got away from him, and start taking the steps necessary to fix his life (stop drinking). He won't, but that's what it would take.
Brittany’s latest ex said:
he would also be barred from engaging in any way with fantasy sports
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Are we talking fantasy sports like fantasy football, or fantasy sports like larp combat? Personally I hope both.
Hates Everyone said:
Prediction: Jer Hambly will be found face down with his micropenis caught in the drain of his house, drowned in a combination of piss and diarrhea. A fitting end.
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No. He's gonna take a flight with Skyrone and demonstrate why the FAA has such strict policies about alcohol.
Iranian_Jomha said:
If Johnny Junkers really quit his job to become right-wing Christian grifter with Melonie, and now that she is radioactive in those circles. How long will it take to Johnny to say fuck it and find some other busted up whore to be with instead?
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It would be hilarious to get a Milo-Junkers podcast of two gays pretending to be straight.
Epic Fail Man said:
Guys, I think Jeremy is in a bad headspace rn.
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You gonna carry that boulder Jerbo?
returnofthemacandcheese said:
Oh this bitch wants in on this?
Well I didn't know she was still relevant to this story but did you guys know she was the only bitch dumb enough to go inside notorious sex pervert Jeremy Hambly's house? I think it's only fair to ask her if she fucked Adam Sellers, what Heather's pussy really tastes like, and just how was her weekend in general.
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Sky bulls on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched vitamin C-beams glitter in the dark near the Florida Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to get peed on."
 
So, I want to expand on some thoughts I had earlier. Specifically about the CM content house/hotel.
It has to do with Gary. This is pure speculation, and tin foil speculation at that.
- Chrissy clearly has access to the most loathsome whores online, and offers them a safe space to communicate. It is not far off to assume that she could have physical access to these whores. I believe that she is offering up a "Mint Salad" sample platter to those that she has panel contact with.
- Gary has treated the entire situation with kid gloves, hiding behind his other panelists that are more up front about their thoughts than him.
- Gary has a history of sweeping hard for figures like Groomerfist, who is a regular on his show to this day.
- Gary flat out states that he does not want to address anything.
- Gary has on a woman that is antithetical to everything that he supposedly believes in.
- I have done alot of drugs in my time, you never really get away from that lifestyle....I do not believe for a second that Gary has either.
- Gary has had clear finical ties to Jer, through his co-hosts, if nothing else. I would not be surprised to find out other members of FNT have undisclosed ties to Jer.
- Gary will in no doubt sweep for Chrissy.

I believe that there is more to this than meets the eye, and my question is about the money and the pussy that Chrissy pushes. How many of her content house offerings has Gary sampled? She is clearly a dumb whore, and a man only tolerates a woman like this for one reason. Sex. Pure and simple. Or her ability to provide other women for sex. I believe there is something more afoot, and the Nerdrotic Verse is large enough to harbor actors like this. I think Gary is balls deep into this by his cucked response to this whole thing.

Cucks of a feather flock together.
 
ComeoutandJULAY said:
Somehow Melonie Mac has made me more Mad at the Internet (TM) than a lot of other cows I've seen over the years like Ralph, Rekieta or even Jer himself. It's not enough that her voice feels like a cheese grater rubbing right against my fucking skull; it's that in conjunction with the fact that she uses it to enable Hamplanet's behavior all the while spewing her bullshit about God or whatever the fuck in an almost gleeful manner. It's fucking sickening.
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It is a combination of being painfully fake/performative, vapid, disingenuous, wilful ignorance, outright lying, low-IQ, gas-lighting, the ear raping voice (she is worse than Anna Kasparian) and the awful cackle.
ComeoutandJULAY said:
Like, at least with those other guys you can kind of "excuse" their actions as being drunk, pilled out or otherwise having their brains be so fried by drugs that they literally cannot function like normal human beings. Mel, on the other hand, doesn't have those inhibitions. She seems to be all there for the most part (as much as she can be given her room-temperature IQ); she just actively chooses to be a piece of shit and surround herself with other pieces of shit to suck them off and look even worse. Oh, and her content sucks and looks-wise she's mid AF.
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Mel would be the hottest chick at the local Pet Store / Post Office / Supermarket. She is the better than average looking woman in a male dominate niche online, i.e. anti-woke video games commentary.
 
Is there a repository of transcripts for all the Hambly videos for easy downloading? I am working on a special project I'm willing to test on the Hambly transcripts to find embarrassing stuff.
 
Sneed Chuckson said:
Why the fuck did he think the admin of a lolcow gossip forum would go out of his way to stop lolcow gossip on his forum?
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I don't think most normies know exactly what the KF is actually. A website for incel nazis? A hacking group? Tranny slayers? KFs detractors don't say "it's an Internet gossip website" because that makes them look retarded
 
Gentlebastard said:
From his video on the situation, he clearly still saw Jer as a friend in (desperate) need of help despite the mess he was making of his life. So, there was no need to add fuel to the fire, specially when everyone already knew and had evidence that Jeremy was a flaggot on a downward spiral.
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Well yeah, he clearly has/had some level of sympathy for Jer. I doubt he would've kept the DM's a secret if they were from a stranger. It just annoys me that the dozens of other channels getting flagged wasn't enough to convince him to take off the kiddie gloves. Or the ren faire creeping. Or falsely accusing KC fans of threatening his wife IRL. Or being a degenerate swinger who pals around with domestic abusers. Or the continuous grifting for fish funerals and other such nonsense. None of that was enough to convince Bearing to burn the bridge, but deleting his shitass podcast put him over the edge instantly. Very gay behavior IMO.
 
Sneed Chuckson said:
Why the fuck did he think the admin of a lolcow gossip forum would go out of his way to stop lolcow gossip on his forum?
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Because in Jer's mind, Jersh is one of his "connections" he thought he could lean on.

He's legitimately that stupid and/or wet brained that he thought Josh would be eager to comply.
 
Null said:
Is there a repository of transcripts for all the Hambly videos for easy downloading? I am working on a special project I'm willing to test on the Hambly transcripts to find embarrassing stuff.
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filmot.com is probably a good resource. It lets you search transcripts from channels. It has an export function as well but im not sure if you can export the full transcript for every video on a channel.

edit: you can export the transcripts. but if you want more than 60 videos you have to be a patron.
 
DDaycobra, a big part of FNT and Geeks and Gamers and involved in a lot of this and all that, went on a full rampage against the 'bad Jer' as they say. Timestamped to start of the long talk about quartering.

 
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He's gonna flag down Dank and Bearing.

We need the Kino Casino to do a 24hr live stream like the Fuck Ralph Festival and get everyone in on the same show. PPP and Warski obviously need matching red F150s
 
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