🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 445 30.3%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.3%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 257 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 47 3.2%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.8%

  • Total voters
    1,467
I see it more as a "straw that broke the camel's back" moment. From his video on the situation, he clearly still saw Jer as a friend in (desperate) need of help despite the mess he was making of his life. So, there was no need to add fuel to the fire, specially when everyone already knew and had evidence that Jeremy was a flaggot on a downward spiral.
This is how I see it. The video Bearing put out previously was simply a statement of "I am annoyed at you, you've put me in a difficult position, but I hope you sort yourself out, I had some of the same problems". After yesterday, they are done with him.
 
Somehow Melonie Mac has made me more Mad at the Internet (TM) than a lot of other cows I've seen over the years like Ralph, Rekieta or even Jer himself. It's not enough that her voice feels like a cheese grater rubbing right against my fucking skull; it's that in conjunction with the fact that she uses it to enable Hamplanet's behavior all the while spewing her bullshit about God or whatever the fuck in an almost gleeful manner. It's fucking sickening.

Like, at least with those other guys you can kind of "excuse" their actions as being drunk, pilled out or otherwise having their brains be so fried by drugs that they literally cannot function like normal human beings. Mel, on the other hand, doesn't have those inhibitions. She seems to be all there for the most part (as much as she can be given her room-temperature IQ); she just actively chooses to be a piece of shit and surround herself with other pieces of shit to suck them off and look even worse. Oh, and her content sucks and looks-wise she's mid AF.

If hating Melonie Mac makes me a misogynist, then I couldn't give less of a fuck about respecting women.
It's because she ONLY sweeps for people who have actually harmed others.

Gay/trans? You can think whatever you want, but there's a version of each which is adults making choices with other consenting adults. And she condems both hard.

But then Rackets? Child neglect, wrecking two homes, child testing positive for coke? Pray for him.

Styx? DV involving a firearm? Skipping court? Pray for him.

Jer? Projecting his own alcoholism outward to be a pervert who wrecks other people's businesses (drunkenly admitting to intentionally causing more than $100K worth of damages)? Content theft? Don't judge! He's a Christian now.

I mean really, it's ONLY when someone has caused actual harm that Mel grabs the broom.
 
Why the fuck did he think the admin of a lolcow gossip forum would go out of his way to stop lolcow gossip on his forum?
A. He's drunk

B. He thinks Jersh is as clouthungry as him so he will see his huge subscriber base and shuck and jive for his clout massa

C. He's so stupid he sincerely thought he could talk Jersh into agreeing with him, that his situation was somehow different.

D. He's lonely and sad yet sees himself as still being above Jersh in the totem pole so therefore he can son Jersh into agreeing with his worldview like DSP tries to do to Wings

E. All of the above
 
I'm sad, I'm watching all of you have fun at the quaterpounder's expense, and I remember fondly the days Idubbbz thread was moving at this pace...

I somehow hope icuck takes his crown a second time, but Jeremy is on a cow roll.
I cant believe im saying this but idubbbz has more dignity than this bum, at least he fortificated in his own little cuck corner and never flagged anyone and even tried (and failed) to make good content and Anisa left when it wasnt panning out even if it was just because she wasnt getting the attention she wanted.

Imagine being a bigger faggot than Ian.
 
Guys, I think Jeremy is in a bad headspace rn.
Ahhhhh... memories.
I'm sad, I'm watching all of you have fun at the quaterpounder's expense, and I remember fondly the days Idubbbz thread was moving at this pace...

I somehow hope icuck takes his crown a second time, but Jeremy is on a cow roll.
I was there too, buddy. I honestly was hoping the Australian albino would take the crown this year, but I just don't see it happening now.
 
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Let me make this very clear Jeremy. I own you nigger. I own you and I control you and I command you to keep getting drunk and crashing out and acting like a dumb faggot so the entire internet skins you alive. I drink your tears like you drink Adam Sellers bull cum out of your wife's stinky vegan cunt.
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Yes good work my little raped nigger puppet but please slow down a bit I'm having trouble keeping up with the thread.
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On a related note IDK if it's going to be mentioned in the 20 pages I have not read yet but Quartering's alt account is @fancyhazmatsuit so make sure everyone tags him there if you decide to rape the corpse of his dead grift on Twitter and report back if he blocks you.
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https://x.com/FancyHazmatSuit

Wellness check on the simps.
MagaNiggerMike hasn't tweeted since Hambly threw up the white flag on Twitter. He might have actually killed himself.
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Total detractor victory. QuarterNiggers' brooms have been snapped and now they are put back on plantation duty.

Edit: Okay 8+ hours now MagaCrackaMike still hasn't returned to Tweet after defending Jer over the course of 100 posts yesterday and he last posted like RIGHT when Quartering deleted his account. This is getting spooky was MagaCrackaMike a Quartering alt this whole time?
 
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Any idea what Scotsman might be referring to?
Looks like a man is recording the cameraman, likely Meechan?
Might be irrelevant to the thread.
 
Even still I think he could kneel and get out of a lot of his trouble. Every day this goes on though another boomer wakes up and waddles away. Flaggotry doesn't pay, Jer. Hope Adam Sellers' dick in your ass was worth it.
All he would have to do to get the ball rolling is admit what he did wrong, admit things got away from him, and start taking the steps necessary to fix his life (stop drinking). He won't, but that's what it would take.
he would also be barred from engaging in any way with fantasy sports
Are we talking fantasy sports like fantasy football, or fantasy sports like larp combat? Personally I hope both.
Prediction: Jer Hambly will be found face down with his micropenis caught in the drain of his house, drowned in a combination of piss and diarrhea. A fitting end.
No. He's gonna take a flight with Skyrone and demonstrate why the FAA has such strict policies about alcohol.
If Johnny Junkers really quit his job to become right-wing Christian grifter with Melonie, and now that she is radioactive in those circles. How long will it take to Johnny to say fuck it and find some other busted up whore to be with instead?
It would be hilarious to get a Milo-Junkers podcast of two gays pretending to be straight.
Guys, I think Jeremy is in a bad headspace rn.
You gonna carry that boulder Jerbo?
Oh this bitch wants in on this?
Well I didn't know she was still relevant to this story but did you guys know she was the only bitch dumb enough to go inside notorious sex pervert Jeremy Hambly's house? I think it's only fair to ask her if she fucked Adam Sellers, what Heather's pussy really tastes like, and just how was her weekend in general.
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Sky bulls on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched vitamin C-beams glitter in the dark near the Florida Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to get peed on."
 
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