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🍔 QuarterpounderJeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest
Anybody want to buy the pre built "quartering insane" Meta PC? It comes with absolutely nothing, just like Jer's content. Why don't they get rid of this shit lol
Is it time for a Prime Cuts move for ol Jer? There's a lot of different avenues for research for the fat retards. His various scams and schemes, his treatment of "co-workers", his sex pest behaviour and so on
He's addicted to fucking EVERYTHING, it's a total system collapse
He's addicted to food slop, which makes him thirsty so he drinks booze
But the booze makes him depressed so he takes SSRIs
But the SSRIs make him anxious, so he takes xannys
But the xannys knock him out, so then he chugs redbull
But the rebull gets his heart racing, so he starts gooning
But he feels guilty for gooning, so he copes with consooming baby toys
But buying so many toys makes him broke, so he grifts
But because of all of the grifting he has to lie, which makes him SAD so he wants to eat, etc etc......
He is unironically suffering severe brain damage from abusing meds and alcohol. He can barely convey simple concepts in words. His neurons are frazzled. If it happened to anyone else, it would be sad to see. It just so happens that it's kino when it happens to him.
I'll never understand people who take a combination of downers and uppers (another similarity he has with Rekieta), like haven't you just taken a round trip to your original state, except now you have two drugs duking it out for control of your mood? Isn't that just reality but worse?
Usually it's a timing thing. Uppers in the morning to wake you up and get you going, then you're too buzzed at night to sleep so you take downers to sleep. Then your too sluggish in the morning so you take uppers and around you go. It is a retarded pattern but then again junkies are retarded. I think some also do it for a combo of the "fringe benefits" of their two drugs.
It's ludicrous to me that Jer would be so flagrant with his vices that he'd get himself addicted to the only two drugs where the withdraw can kill you, at the same time.
There was a better breakdown in the Kino Casino stream about his mental health where they played the now infamous clip of him flashing the pill bottle and taking an SSRI with a long island iced tea. But someone pointed out that with how the benzos and booze interact in conjunction to the SSRIs, his GABA receptors are absolutely shut down and have been totally suppressed for so long, his baseline of nervous system function is so low that what's "baseline" for a normal person person like you or I would absolutely fry him.
He HAS to keep hitting both bottles if he wants to keep living and not fall into fits of seizures. The amphetamines, caffeine, nicotine, and previously opioids before the doctors cut him off (really Jer? Vicodin for gout ya fat pussy?) all make it worse and compound the problems he takes them for to counteract.
Title: Night Chat
(A Parody of "Night Nurse" by Gregory Isaacs)
[Intro]
(The iconic, heavy bassline kicks in, but instead of a smooth guitar, you hear the distant sound of a coffee percolator and a faint Twitter notification.)
(Ooh-ooh, yeah...)
(Jeremy...)
[Verse 1]
Tell ‘em it’s a case of emergency
There’s a basement dweller by the name of Jeremy
I’m checking my analytics, looking for a sign
But PPP and Warski are doing just fine
I told the world I won, yeah, I made a big scene
But I’m scrolling through the salt on a glowing screen
The Estrocast is quiet, the fire’s getting cold
And I’m repeating lies that are getting really old.
[Chorus]
Night chat, only you alone can quench this here thirst
My night chat, oh God, I’m "winning" and it’s getting worse
I’m posting through the pain, losing all my friends
Because I’m finding out the house always wins.
[Verse 2]
I don’t want to see no facts
I just want to hide inside these echo-chamber tracks
I look for Melonie, but she’s lost in the haze
And Hannah Claire has vanished in a purple-prose maze
She left us both behind, yeah, she headed for the door
While I’m left here pacing on this basement floor
Even Kirsche the vtuber won’t come out to play
And Yellow Flash and Camelot have looked the other way.
[Bridge]
Brittany is laughing, watching from the side
There’s nowhere left for a "victor" to hide
I tried to gatekeep, I tried to pull the strings
But I only gave the Casino even bigger wings
On Kick and on Rumble, the numbers start to climb
I’m providing the content, one cope at a time.
[Chorus]
Night chat, only you alone can quench this here thirst
My night chat, oh God, I’m "winning" and it’s getting worse
The bridge is burnt to ashes, the endgame begins
And I’m realizing the house always wins.
[Outro]
(The house always wins...)
I’m the king of the basement... (The house always wins...)
Don't look at the Rumble stats... (The house always wins...)
Hannah? You there? Melonie?
(Fade out with the sound of a "Stream Offline" graphic humming)
The house always wins...
Yeah... Jeremy’s "victory"...
(End)
Is it time for a Prime Cuts move for ol Jer? There's a lot of different avenues for research for the fat retards. His various scams and schemes, his treatment of "co-workers", his sex pest behaviour and so on
Jer is a good cow. But he is no where near the level of DSP, Ralph or Chris. Hes gotta win lolcow of the year first. But if Jer stays online his ego, low IQ, and substance abuse issues could lead to a generational run.
Jer is a good cow. But he is no where near the level of DSP, Ralph or Chris. Hes gotta win lolcow of the year first. But if Jer stays online his ego, low IQ, and substance abuse issues could lead to a generational run.
Speaking of LOLCOW OF the year, I saw someone on Twitter say RTU is competing for the title. I'm sorry but RTU? I'd probably put Ethan Ralph, BLADE or iDubbz before RTU.
Speaking of LOLCOW OF the year, I saw someone on Twitter say RTU is competing for the title. I'm sorry but RTU? I'd probably put Ethan Ralph, BLADE or iDubbz before RTU.
RTU's chance for LOTY was when he blew up his channel for basically 0 reason. Everything after that has been so boring people literally pay KC hundreds to skip it.
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Anybody want to buy the pre built "quartering insane" Meta PC? It comes with absolutely nothing, just like Jer's content. Why don't they get rid of this shit lol
One of the things I hate about Jer the most is the none-existent over the top personality he claims to have.
"Quartering insane"? Really nigga?
This fat sack of shit has 0 personality, but even when he does pretend to have one, he just sounds like a fucking muppet.
Mother fucker wants to be Willy Wonka but doesn't even have the energy to be Juicy Fruit.
What do you guys think Heather will do once she gets back from "Leadership Camp"? She obviously isn't happy about the shitshow Jeremy dropped into her lap and has been trying to keep as much distance as possible short of outright disavowing the whole thing. I see three general scenarios playing out for her.
Scenario 1: She continues pretending she doesn't see anything when she's back on the show. Ill-advised since we know she knows what's happening and people would just take her appearance as passive agreement with Jeremy start alogging her as well instead of enjoying the free pass she's been given all this time. Hope Jeremy pays her well enough to make it worth it.
Scenario 2: She goes on a "permanent vacation" from the show and just quietly disappears. She loses out on easy money, but people will see that she wants nothing to do with the drama Jeremy brought upon himself. Some people will call her a coward for saying nothing either way, but better than tying yourself to an anchor.
Scenario 3: A complete disavow of Jeremy's bullshit. She again loses out on easy money, but she'll gain some support for calling him out and have the chance to build up her own audience without having to worry about being tied to Jeremy's drama anymore
I'm guessing 1. All she should have done is come out originally and say "Jeremy said he didn't flag. I believe him and will continue working with him. If he did though I would quit cause flagging is gay and only retarded, wimpy, faggots do it...right Jer?"
Then continued to take his money and make him uncomfortable on stream until the ship sinks then move on.
I get the Scooby Doo angle but his dooby dooby doo was so faggy it always made me think of numa numa
[Beginning (Lusting for Melonie)]x2
Melonie-Hi
Melonie-Hoo
Melonie-Ha
Melonie-Ha-Ha
[Intro (The bull arrives)]
Hello, Salute, It’s me, Your Bull.
And I brought citrus fruit, a basket full
You were streaming, she wanted zest
Now plowing your wife, is my test
You see the fruit? You ask me why?
“I bet it tasted good,” is my reply!
Don’t check the tags, don’t check the source
Drop-shipping content?, yeah, of course!
Jer is a good cow. But he is no where near the level of DSP, Ralph or Chris. Hes gotta win lolcow of the year first. But if Jer stays online his ego, low IQ, and substance abuse issues could lead to a generational run.
He did right after the cokestream, but once the immediate hubbub died down there wasn't really a need for it. These days he's pretty well covered by just the main thread.
There are multiple right-leaning YouTube channels that were deplatformed and removed following criticism, Jeremy. Some of these channels have a history of expressing election skepticism. Yes. He did more conservatives censored on YouTube than the average breadtuber did.
Look how fast you responded to me. You are a terminally online tr00n. Stop pretending you care about Conservatives. You are in multiple threads saying the same TDS shit over and over.
Hamburger has one jeet friend who got KC canned off YT. He doesn’t have any more power than that and neither do his faggot friends except where their own channels are concerned. There IS false flagging going on, but it’s troons pretending to be conservative like you riding the Hambly situation.
Really? You’re going to bring up strawmanning when that is all you have done. Your premise is that these 3 losers have done more to silence conservatives voices than the woke left. Your evidence for this is Hamburger doing it to KC because he has that one jeet friend who owed him a favor, Razorfist bring a groomer, and Styx beating on women. But boy, you sure did bristle at that trooning out the kids mention, didn’t you? Hit a soft spot there, did I? So now you’re defending the woke left and trooning the kids, right?
Feels good defending Groomerfist and styxhexenhammer of all people? It retarded enough trying damage control Jeremy mass flagging over cuckholding jokes.
About as much as you’re defending “the woke left” and troons.
I don’t give a fuck about that fat cunt Hambly or his loser associates. I have never watched any of them with the exception of Styx who has become the quintessential lolcow and I’m McLoving it. What I don’t like is you in particular literally shitting up multiple threads so you can whine about Trump and Israel. This site isn’t about your personal vendetta. It’s about laughing at shithead grifters and other assorted lolcows on the internet who get in their own way.
No, he doesn’t ackshully. Why are you acting like I haven’t been in that thread for years and don’t know exactly what is going on? Tarl Warwick has one DV in Nola and that is because the state decided to charge him after the cops were called by residents of the hotel he and his trailer trash girlfriend Spam were staying at. They did so because these two drunk bastards were fighting and making a lot of noise. It became a DV charge after Sam told the cops he hit her with her own phone. His other charge is illegal discharge of a firearm in his own house in Rutland, VT. Yes, he pointed a gun at Sam who was staying at his house despite him being so scary and abusive? Anyway, she said, “do it”. Then he pointed the gun at himself and couldn’t do it because he is a pussy. Almost like two trailer trash cunts doing trailer trash cunt things.
So he cried instead and the gun discharged into the floor. All of this was so scary to her that she faked a suicide after this incident to get him to knock down her door and “rescue her” with a literal flail that didn’t even scratch the paint off. lol and she still demanded he pay her rent right up until she finally got evicted. That shit is funny as fuck. Why are you out here embellishing? That is what makes you sus. Once again, it is because you don’t give a fuck about Conservative voices. You are using these threads to further your own agenda which is Anti-Trump, Anti-Israel, and you almost certainly hate Conservatives.
Uh no? I don’t even know what you’re trying to say here. I love when it hypocrites and liars get exposed which is why I am calling you out and why I don’t give a fuck about any of these screwballs. This is kiwifarms, after all. What I don’t like is you pretending you care about conservatives when you’re really just out here to massage your own syndrome. It’s scuzzy.
Anybody want to buy the pre built "quartering insane" Meta PC? It comes with absolutely nothing, just like Jer's content. Why don't they get rid of this shit lol
Reminder that Melonie Mac is a predatory enabler to a terminal alcoholic. Jeremy has been mixing SSRIs and benzos while being a heavy drinker for more than 10 years -- the average time it takes heavy drinkers to develop cirrhosis. He cannot quit cold turkey without dying from withdrawal, and he likely cannot keep drinking without developing cirrhosis and dying. The onset of cirrhosis is made more likely by his shitty diet, and he's stated that healthy food gives him the shits worse than he already has. He needs rehab or he'll die, but Melonie is content to sit there with her vanity crucifix and fake smile, misquoting bible passages.
There are a lot of Casino enjoyers that think he's holding PPP back, to be fair. Jersh seems like one of them. I think part of the reason is that they don't realize that host and co-host are two different jobs. The show would not be good if PPP cloned himself and hosted it with the clone. They'd spend the whole time trying to wrestle the spotlight away from each other.
I noticed that PPP solo whenever Warski steps out tends to just work himself into an angry frenzy. Warski knows how to keep the mood from becoming too grave.
Not sure if they do this intentionally, but I noticed that it works the other way around too. When h3h3 reacted to the KC clips, Ethan pointed out that while PPP was laughing and having fun trolling, Warski was dead serious and angry. He tends to get angry at the lolcow when they are making PPP laugh. If he is intentionally balancing out the show, then we all owe him an apology for the Tardski comments. Otherwise, that's real idiot savant behavior.
Title: Night Chat 
