🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 469 30.8%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 581 38.2%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 266 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.0%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 53 3.5%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 122 8.0%

  • Total voters
    1,522
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Anybody want to buy the pre built "quartering insane" Meta PC? It comes with absolutely nothing, just like Jer's content. Why don't they get rid of this shit lol
One of the things I hate about Jer the most is the none-existent over the top personality he claims to have.
"Quartering insane"? Really nigga?
This fat sack of shit has 0 personality, but even when he does pretend to have one, he just sounds like a fucking muppet.

Mother fucker wants to be Willy Wonka but doesn't even have the energy to be Juicy Fruit.
 
What do you guys think Heather will do once she gets back from "Leadership Camp"? She obviously isn't happy about the shitshow Jeremy dropped into her lap and has been trying to keep as much distance as possible short of outright disavowing the whole thing. I see three general scenarios playing out for her.

Scenario 1: She continues pretending she doesn't see anything when she's back on the show. Ill-advised since we know she knows what's happening and people would just take her appearance as passive agreement with Jeremy start alogging her as well instead of enjoying the free pass she's been given all this time. Hope Jeremy pays her well enough to make it worth it.

Scenario 2: She goes on a "permanent vacation" from the show and just quietly disappears. She loses out on easy money, but people will see that she wants nothing to do with the drama Jeremy brought upon himself. Some people will call her a coward for saying nothing either way, but better than tying yourself to an anchor.

Scenario 3: A complete disavow of Jeremy's bullshit. She again loses out on easy money, but she'll gain some support for calling him out and have the chance to build up her own audience without having to worry about being tied to Jeremy's drama anymore
I'm guessing 1. All she should have done is come out originally and say "Jeremy said he didn't flag. I believe him and will continue working with him. If he did though I would quit cause flagging is gay and only retarded, wimpy, faggots do it...right Jer?"
Then continued to take his money and make him uncomfortable on stream until the ship sinks then move on.
 
He's addicted to fucking EVERYTHING, it's a total system collapse


He's addicted to food slop, which makes him thirsty so he drinks booze

But the booze makes him depressed so he takes SSRIs

But the SSRIs make him anxious, so he takes xannys

But the xannys knock him out, so then he chugs redbull

But the rebull gets his heart racing, so he starts gooning

But he feels guilty for gooning, so he copes with consooming baby toys

But buying so many toys makes him broke, so he grifts

But because of all of the grifting he has to lie, which makes him SAD so he wants to eat, etc etc......
Jer is samsara boy, bound to the cycle of life by his appetitive drive. His motto, "Better luck next life". Karma brand karma.
Bhodisattva, Inc.
 
I get the Scooby Doo angle but his dooby dooby doo was so faggy it always made me think of numa numa


🎶🎶
[Beginning (Lusting for Melonie)]x2

Melonie-Hi
Melonie-Hoo
Melonie-Ha
Melonie-Ha-Ha

[Intro (The bull arrives)]

Hello, Salute, It’s me, Your Bull.
And I brought citrus fruit, a basket full
You were streaming, she wanted zest
Now plowing your wife, is my test

You see the fruit? You ask me why?
“I bet it tasted good,” is my reply!
Don’t check the tags, don’t check the source
Drop-shipping content?, yeah, of course!

[Chorus (Dooby dooby do)]

Flagging, flagging!
Dooby dooby do, Dooby dooby do, Dooby dooby dooby do!
Your channel’s gone!
Dooby dooby do, Dooby dooby do, Dooby dooby dooby do!
Banning chatters!
Dooby dooby do, Dooby dooby do, Dooby dooby dooby do!
It’ll blow over!
Dooby dooby do, Dooby dooby do, Dooby dooby dooby do!
🎶🎶
 
Someone donated $9? I suspect they are fans of the Minnesota Vikings. SKOL MOTHAFUCKA

Edit: you're fuckin kidding me. I thought Perry Caravello who drank this. What is it with lolcows thinking GREEN MACHINE will help them lose weight?
 
Jer is a good cow. But he is no where near the level of DSP, Ralph or Chris. Hes gotta win lolcow of the year first. But if Jer stays online his ego, low IQ, and substance abuse issues could lead to a generational run.
May I ask quick off-topic question?

Why does Rekieta not have a ‘prime cuts’ sub-forum?
 
There are multiple right-leaning YouTube channels that were deplatformed and removed following criticism, Jeremy. Some of these channels have a history of expressing election skepticism. Yes. He did more conservatives censored on YouTube than the average breadtuber did.
Look how fast you responded to me. You are a terminally online tr00n. Stop pretending you care about Conservatives. You are in multiple threads saying the same TDS shit over and over.

Hamburger has one jeet friend who got KC canned off YT. He doesn’t have any more power than that and neither do his faggot friends except where their own channels are concerned. There IS false flagging going on, but it’s troons pretending to be conservative like you riding the Hambly situation.
Yes. He has a proven history of doxxing and trying to get fired from employment because of this drama alone. Also, nice straw man with trooning kids.
Really? You’re going to bring up strawmanning when that is all you have done. Your premise is that these 3 losers have done more to silence conservatives voices than the woke left. Your evidence for this is Hamburger doing it to KC because he has that one jeet friend who owed him a favor, Razorfist bring a groomer, and Styx beating on women. But boy, you sure did bristle at that trooning out the kids mention, didn’t you? Hit a soft spot there, did I? So now you’re defending the woke left and trooning the kids, right?
Feels good defending Groomerfist and styxhexenhammer of all people? It retarded enough trying damage control Jeremy mass flagging over cuckholding jokes.
About as much as you’re defending “the woke left” and troons.

I don’t give a fuck about that fat cunt Hambly or his loser associates. I have never watched any of them with the exception of Styx who has become the quintessential lolcow and I’m McLoving it. What I don’t like is you in particular literally shitting up multiple threads so you can whine about Trump and Israel. This site isn’t about your personal vendetta. It’s about laughing at shithead grifters and other assorted lolcows on the internet who get in their own way.
Tarl has a long arrest record for domestic violence, including threatening to kill a girlfriend with a firearm.
No, he doesn’t ackshully. Why are you acting like I haven’t been in that thread for years and don’t know exactly what is going on? Tarl Warwick has one DV in Nola and that is because the state decided to charge him after the cops were called by residents of the hotel he and his trailer trash girlfriend Spam were staying at. They did so because these two drunk bastards were fighting and making a lot of noise. It became a DV charge after Sam told the cops he hit her with her own phone. His other charge is illegal discharge of a firearm in his own house in Rutland, VT. Yes, he pointed a gun at Sam who was staying at his house despite him being so scary and abusive? Anyway, she said, “do it”. Then he pointed the gun at himself and couldn’t do it because he is a pussy. Almost like two trailer trash cunts doing trailer trash cunt things.

So he cried instead and the gun discharged into the floor. All of this was so scary to her that she faked a suicide after this incident to get him to knock down her door and “rescue her” with a literal flail that didn’t even scratch the paint off. lol and she still demanded he pay her rent right up until she finally got evicted. That shit is funny as fuck. Why are you out here embellishing? That is what makes you sus. Once again, it is because you don’t give a fuck about Conservative voices. You are using these threads to further your own agenda which is Anti-Trump, Anti-Israel, and you almost certainly hate Conservatives.
It appears that individuals supporting a pro-censorship movement of fictional are being exposed for hypocrisy upset you for some reason?
Uh no? I don’t even know what you’re trying to say here. I love when it hypocrites and liars get exposed which is why I am calling you out and why I don’t give a fuck about any of these screwballs. This is kiwifarms, after all. What I don’t like is you pretending you care about conservatives when you’re really just out here to massage your own syndrome. It’s scuzzy.

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Reminder that Melonie Mac is a predatory enabler to a terminal alcoholic. Jeremy has been mixing SSRIs and benzos while being a heavy drinker for more than 10 years -- the average time it takes heavy drinkers to develop cirrhosis. He cannot quit cold turkey without dying from withdrawal, and he likely cannot keep drinking without developing cirrhosis and dying. The onset of cirrhosis is made more likely by his shitty diet, and he's stated that healthy food gives him the shits worse than he already has. He needs rehab or he'll die, but Melonie is content to sit there with her vanity crucifix and fake smile, misquoting bible passages.
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There are a lot of Casino enjoyers that think he's holding PPP back, to be fair. Jersh seems like one of them. I think part of the reason is that they don't realize that host and co-host are two different jobs. The show would not be good if PPP cloned himself and hosted it with the clone. They'd spend the whole time trying to wrestle the spotlight away from each other.
I noticed that PPP solo whenever Warski steps out tends to just work himself into an angry frenzy. Warski knows how to keep the mood from becoming too grave.

Not sure if they do this intentionally, but I noticed that it works the other way around too. When h3h3 reacted to the KC clips, Ethan pointed out that while PPP was laughing and having fun trolling, Warski was dead serious and angry. He tends to get angry at the lolcow when they are making PPP laugh. If he is intentionally balancing out the show, then we all owe him an apology for the Tardski comments. Otherwise, that's real idiot savant behavior.
 
He needs rehab or he'll die, but Melonie is content to sit there with her vanity crucifix and fake smile, misquoting bible passages.
She acts like a bitch that married some old fuck for his money and keeping up the smiles while just waiting for him to die.

Except she's not even getting an inheritance out of this, which makes her even more depraved. Fuck this cunt with a barbed wire rake.
 
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