🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 429 30.1%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 572 40.2%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 250 17.6%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 24 1.7%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 39 2.7%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 110 7.7%

  • Total voters
    1,424
It's Jer, you suspected correctly.
Jer: May 4th? This will all be forgotten

Jer then proceeds to duck a debate with a gay excuse where people will be clowning on him Monday still. Unless by then he hopes to get every channel that mentions him at all nuked.

But I don't think Jer is that ballsy.
 
Exactly.
What charity as Melonie even done? I could be missing something but I don't see her out on mission trips or mixing it up with average blue collar Christians doing community project.
That would require her to go out and mingle with us peons. Queen Melonie is better than us, and she knows it. After all, she had all of the time when she lived in her small town in Texas to go out and actually meet real people and maybe find an actual good, decent, and straight man, but that wasn’t good enough for her. No, the woman who co host the E3 2017 preshow, hosted All Chat, went on FNT deserves the best.
I'm surprised this is your read on her. I haven't known who she is for very long, but I think of her as a bold-faced liar about her religion. I think she would piss on a crucifix and burn a bible if she got $5k and a guarantee that nobody would find out.
No, she’s genuine about her faith, she’s just ultra retarded and feels the need to act like an edgy 00s teen. She used to go on Neo Pets to proselytize and has gone to Bible camp in her teens.
I think Jeremy and Melonie get sexual gratification, or some other type of gratification, from being insulted and humiliated. I think Jeremy is actively turned on while Melonie gets off on the attention.

That's one of the downsides of a-logging them. There's a good possibility Jeremy is actually masturbating to your comment calling him a disgusting fat cuckold autist.
Both of them are attention seeing narcissists, her way more than him. Don’t forget, she is a modern woman that has been on the internet all her adult life, so she has had guys kiss her ass and crawl into her DMs; it has inflated her ego to the size of Rhode Island.
 
Isn't there somebody on YouTube more connected and influential than the Hambeast who can put a stop to this? I refuse to believe that Jer has the clout to control all

No, she’s genuine about her faith, she’s just ultra retarded and feels the need to act like an edgy 00s teen. She used to go on Neo Pets to proselytize and has gone to Bible camp in her teens.

That would require her to go out and mingle with us peons. Queen Melonie is better than us, and she knows it. After all, she had all of the time when she lived in her small town in Texas to go out and actually meet real people and maybe find an actual good, decent, and straight man, but that wasn’t good enough for her. No, the woman who co host the E3 2017 preshow, hosted All Chat, went on FNT deserves the best.

No, she’s genuine about her faith, she’s just ultra retarded and feels the need to act like an edgy 00s teen. She used to go on Neo Pets to proselytize and has gone to Bible camp in her teens.

Both of them are attention seeing narcissists, her way more than him. Don’t forget, she is a modern woman that has been on the internet all her adult life, so she has had guys kiss her ass and crawl into her DMs; it has inflated her ego to the size of Rhode Island.
Genuine about her faith? there is no fucking way under the sun, i have met plenty of Christians in the world, and none who claim to be as serious as she is would ever fucking sweep and make excuses for the bullshit jer does. so either she is mentally retarded or is one of those who claims to be about the faith but picks and chooses what parts they actually believe in and follow, and that kind of person is just a fucking poser.
 
Also, Tardski doesn't get enough credit. I don't think many could be second chair to PPP and survive, let alone bounce off him like Dented Phoenix does. We're watching broadcast history tbh.
The funniest part is when retards like Hambone keep trying to treat Warski like he's just a second chair pet retard who only makes a living by being under Ashton's thumb. So they try driving a wedge in relationship and make the biggest mistake in underestimating him. Sure he isn't the showman like PPP but OBSki's the showrunner that takes care of most of the behind the scenes stuff to write the show and everything to run the stream. So they get absolutely felted when he gathers everything up into a segment or like the DMs back with Sargon, pulls his trap card and leaves them without room to rebut because they didn't plan for it since they went into it thinking he was still Cokeski hoarsely shouting "AIM AIM AIM WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES!" while a gun is waved at another group of I2P degen streamers.
 
Jeremy's last 'Twitter break' was supposed to be three months.

It lasted 36 hours, and he was using an alternate account while pretending to be on break.

Screenshot 2026-05-01 at 19-36-56 TheQuartering (@TheQuartering) Whelp this was supposed to be...png

These aged particularly well:

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Hypocrisy, thy name is Hambly.

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YellowFlash is still doing the stream about Jeremy's behavior, even after Jeremy ran away.

Starts at 9 PM EST.


Screenshot 2026-05-01 at 19-44-57 Flash (@YellowFlashGuy) XCancel.png
 
Can you post lyrics plz? This wasn't bad at all for sumoslop. It hit a point with "you win"

[Verse]
Alright Jair, you win, you've got your youtube rep,
You've got too many guys, and the bull to prep,
We’ll step to the side, take your victory parade
You sure are winning king, man, you’ve got it made

[Pre-Chorus]
We won’t argue against you, we can’t even try
It’s amazing what you say when you get drunk and high

[Chorus]
You win, you win, oh you totally win
Tell us again how you pooped in the garbage bin
You win, you win, yeah we're raising your crown
Bought your friends on a discount, they'll definitely stick around
You win, you win, got your bulls on speed dial
Got a harem of work wives, yeah they love your style

[Verse]
Got a wife in the daylight, and visitors at night
Man, that double-life schedule’s running real tight
And that coffee empire, FDA compliant and legit,
Like an amazon forced creampie, we totally submit,

Second mortgage swagger, yeah you’re betting it all
On a tale, so tall, there's no way to fall

[Pre-Chorus]
But hey, we're convinced, yeah it's going real well,
Your dents will keep buying what you’re trying to sell

[Chorus]
You win, you win, oh you totally win
Tell us again how you pooped in the garbage bin
You win, you win, yeah we're raising your crown
Bought your friends on a discount, they'll definitely stick around
You win, you win, got your bulls on speed dial
Got a harem of work wives, yeah they love your style

[Bridge]
We surrender, we surrender, we wave the white flag high
But the truth is something, you just can't buy
Your card unboxings went totally fine,
And bulls at Heather's bedroom, waiting in line

[Chorus]
You win, you win, on May Fourth, you prevail
From your loans, to your views, to your coffee brand fail
You win, you win, yeah it's done, we concede
But your legacy’s a comedy you wrote while you sneed
You won against the internet's basement dwellers,
But Jair, the world knows about Adam Sellers.
 
Genuine about her faith? there is no fucking way under the sun, i have met plenty of Christians in the world, and none who claim to be as serious as she is would ever fucking sweep and make excuses for the bullshit jer does. so either she is mentally retarded or is one of those who claims to be about the faith but picks and chooses what parts they actually believe in and follow, and that kind of person is just a fucking poser.
I see your point. I should have put it “she believes she’s genuine about her faith.” That small difference in wording does change things. But yes, she does love to pick and choose both verses and their interpretation.
 
So uhhhh, what do… um, um, what you guys got going on this weekend?
I'm gonna laugh at the cuckening and his fan boys dick riding him. I would just like to day that said dick riding is all for naught because no one will remember the quartering in the years/decades to come.
 
The funniest part is when retards like Hambone keep trying to treat Warski like he's just a second chair pet retard who only makes a living by being under Ashton's thumb. So they try driving a wedge in relationship and make the biggest mistake in underestimating him. Sure he isn't the showman like PPP but OBSki's the showrunner that takes care of most of the behind the scenes stuff to write the show and everything to run the stream. So they get absolutely felted when he gathers everything up into a segment or like the DMs back with Sargon, pulls his trap card and leaves them without room to rebut because they didn't plan for it since they went into it thinking he was still Cokeski hoarsely shouting "AIM AIM AIM WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES!" while a gun is waved at another group of I2P degen streamers.
It's getting increasingly funny when people think Warski is the wobbly leg chair and try to suck his ass to get the Casino to lay off them.

I like Warski (except the airhorn) but he has probably gotten more encouraging comments from future felt victims than from fans at this point.
 
He's going to hide in his cuck cave until Monday (probably tomorrow) and pretend he forgot about the debate.
I see your point. I should have put it “she believes she’s genuine about her faith.”
For what it's worth, you convinced me. I somehow had the idea that she only started talking about Christianity relatively recently. You really should get a thread up about her, it's hard to keep all these side characters straight when they're sharing a thread with bigger, fatter e-celebs.
It's getting increasingly funny when people think Warski is the wobbly leg chair and try to suck his ass to get the Casino to lay off them.
There are a lot of Casino enjoyers that think he's holding PPP back, to be fair. Jersh seems like one of them. I think part of the reason is that they don't realize that host and co-host are two different jobs. The show would not be good if PPP cloned himself and hosted it with the clone. They'd spend the whole time trying to wrestle the spotlight away from each other.
 
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