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He's going to a bar and posting drunk videos when he's been ordered by the court to stay sober. Father of the year (and possibly Lolcow of the Year!)
💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family
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Dat hairline tho.
Also continues to post stuff about how much he hates women. Pure gift to his wife’s legal team.
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He's going to give us the wrecked Balldomobile on the way back from an underwear party at the Gay90s nightclub that Rackets never did!
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Is this actually a Patek btw? Any watch fags here?
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If I was going through a divorce I’d probably not advertise the $100k that can fit in my pocket.
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CLIPS
from multiple shows - it's catch up time!
APRIL 20
Elijah talks about piss drinking and "troughing", which is a reference to a disgusting Australian individual dubbed "Troughman" (wikipedia) who was a human urinal (big ups Jim Jeffries and the b-b-b-boys from o&a without whom I'd not get the reference like a regular Dan Mullen).
The gang recounts being uncomfortable around black people while trying to eat at the mall. Elijah goes on to shill peptides, recall he is planning to sell them at some point.
Elijah talks about sexting AI bots, brothels, claims he doesn't support prostitution.
Elijah says the he spent $17,500 to prepare for one day of court to say some motion is unlawful.
April 22
Elijah opens saying that he is trying to get a deal with Rumble
Elijah also discusses his fashion choice for the stream, talks about being banned from Australia.
Elijah recalls being unable to answer serious political questions as a young grifter
Elijah talks about Russel Brand's recent controversy regarding his having sex with a 16 year old when he was 30. Shocker - Elijah is sympathetic!
Elijah admits he is a fan of Jeffree Star
Elijah talks about El Salvador once again! In this he heavily implies that he personally knows the president of El Salvador and has intimate knowledge of his religious beliefs and further implies they are not the same as what he professes in public?
Elijah says that he is part Croatian and that his British ancestry was part of the bourgeois class.
Elijah talks about Nicky Rudd taking care of his kids?
Elijah talks about Matt Walsh who he knows personally having done a show with Walsh while at Blaze. Says that Walsh is a redditor and that he is the type of guy who is unhappy in their marriage, sometimes watches gay porn, etc. Goes on to talk about Ben Shapiro and a financial backer that he and Shapiro shared.
Westin Walker (financial backer of the show) and Elijah do Ben Shapiro impressions and then they play the footage of Elijah interviewing Fuentes from years ago.
Elijah talks about being a man which to him means being suicidal, but persevering.
Schaffer walks away and out of the room, when returning he hovers in the background of Georgie's camera. From here on out Elijah is visibly drunk.
Elijah talks about Kesia, divorce, and the financials.
Elijah tells the cohosts that you don't announce you're not wearing a condom, you just pull it off when you go in doggy. Also he got everyone Taco Bell.
Elijah talks about how women never mature past 16 years old. Lots of weird talk here.
Elijah plays audio from when he was 16 and calls himself gay.
Georgie and Westin Walker commiserate over the fact Nick Fuentes hasnt streamed in 2 weeks. Taco Bell arrives. Elijah, who is trashed at this point, tips the delivery driver extra after realizing she was white.
April 27th (last night)
Because this is after the Trump assassination attempt this one is rather dry.
Elijah likens the geopolitical discussion about Israel to Star Wars.
An extended segment on black fatigue including the group crying about having to interact with blacks during the club crawls and random twitter videos. Killed the quality on this a little because it's long.
Elijah talks about Rama Rama.
Elijah talks about how he is hosting the australian guy because he is trying to establish a friendship that the Australian courts will recognize to bolster his appeal regarding his travel ban to Australia. They talk about some action to be taken today, 4/28/2026, in relation to the Australian travel battle.
Elijah references my post here about the family beater BPD chick from his twitter saying that it's "an internet controversy". Elijah, since you're reading: No controversy here stupid I just want to know if this is the stupid slut you're taking goofy ass selfies for on the show.
Elijah goes on to give his children a message before ending the show.
that should be everything outside of the two days that were deleted
from multiple shows - it's catch up time!
APRIL 20
Elijah talks about piss drinking and "troughing", which is a reference to a disgusting Australian individual dubbed "Troughman" (wikipedia) who was a human urinal (big ups Jim Jeffries and the b-b-b-boys from o&a without whom I'd not get the reference like a regular Dan Mullen).
The gang recounts being uncomfortable around black people while trying to eat at the mall. Elijah goes on to shill peptides, recall he is planning to sell them at some point.
Elijah talks about sexting AI bots, brothels, claims he doesn't support prostitution.
Elijah says the he spent $17,500 to prepare for one day of court to say some motion is unlawful.
April 22
Elijah opens saying that he is trying to get a deal with Rumble
Elijah also discusses his fashion choice for the stream, talks about being banned from Australia.
Elijah recalls being unable to answer serious political questions as a young grifter
Elijah talks about Russel Brand's recent controversy regarding his having sex with a 16 year old when he was 30. Shocker - Elijah is sympathetic!
Elijah admits he is a fan of Jeffree Star
Elijah talks about El Salvador once again! In this he heavily implies that he personally knows the president of El Salvador and has intimate knowledge of his religious beliefs and further implies they are not the same as what he professes in public?
Elijah says that he is part Croatian and that his British ancestry was part of the bourgeois class.
Elijah talks about Nicky Rudd taking care of his kids?
Elijah talks about Matt Walsh who he knows personally having done a show with Walsh while at Blaze. Says that Walsh is a redditor and that he is the type of guy who is unhappy in their marriage, sometimes watches gay porn, etc. Goes on to talk about Ben Shapiro and a financial backer that he and Shapiro shared.
Westin Walker (financial backer of the show) and Elijah do Ben Shapiro impressions and then they play the footage of Elijah interviewing Fuentes from years ago.
Elijah talks about being a man which to him means being suicidal, but persevering.
Schaffer walks away and out of the room, when returning he hovers in the background of Georgie's camera. From here on out Elijah is visibly drunk.
Elijah talks about Kesia, divorce, and the financials.
Elijah tells the cohosts that you don't announce you're not wearing a condom, you just pull it off when you go in doggy. Also he got everyone Taco Bell.
Elijah talks about how women never mature past 16 years old. Lots of weird talk here.
Elijah plays audio from when he was 16 and calls himself gay.
Georgie and Westin Walker commiserate over the fact Nick Fuentes hasnt streamed in 2 weeks. Taco Bell arrives. Elijah, who is trashed at this point, tips the delivery driver extra after realizing she was white.
April 27th (last night)
Because this is after the Trump assassination attempt this one is rather dry.
Elijah likens the geopolitical discussion about Israel to Star Wars.
An extended segment on black fatigue including the group crying about having to interact with blacks during the club crawls and random twitter videos. Killed the quality on this a little because it's long.
Elijah talks about Rama Rama.
Elijah talks about how he is hosting the australian guy because he is trying to establish a friendship that the Australian courts will recognize to bolster his appeal regarding his travel ban to Australia. They talk about some action to be taken today, 4/28/2026, in relation to the Australian travel battle.
Elijah references my post here about the family beater BPD chick from his twitter saying that it's "an internet controversy". Elijah, since you're reading: No controversy here stupid I just want to know if this is the stupid slut you're taking goofy ass selfies for on the show.
Elijah goes on to give his children a message before ending the show.
that should be everything outside of the two days that were deleted
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Former Cozy.tv (rip) streamer Jimbo Zoomer has posted an AI remix of Elijah's song on guitar. Despite disliking Jimbo I have to say, this is kino and hilarious.
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It sure looks like a Nautilus. Unsure why this faggot runs around with the crown not screwed in. Probably because he's a dumb faggot.
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That was better than anything having to do with Elijah has a right to be.
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Absolutely not. The fake timepieces WhatsApp/subreddit communities have exploded over the past few years just like the fake purse communities. The industry has evolved so now people have direct contact with agents of the factories in China, you don't just order from a sketch website and hope for the best or from a dude with a cardboard mat on Canal St. China is producing pretty much 1:1 fakes of any and every popular luxury good on the market, and if u can't find exactly what you want, you can make requests and custom orders if you get in contact with a reliable seller. All for $300-$400 bucks, sometimes up in the 4 figures for something more elaborate. As opposed to the real thing at 5 figures and above.
The gym bros and OF thots flexing their Rolexes and Pateks and Hermes on insta while seemingly not having a job are 10000000% wearing reps
Elijah is claiming that he has multiple court hearings today (since this video was recorded yesterday) which is odd.
He only had a status hearing, which isn’t anything complicated since it involves his attorney filing a motion to withdraw from the case. The judge will simply decide whether the attorney can withdraw and address how Elijah will proceed, including the possibility of representing himself pro se.
There's nothing going on in Palm Beach County until the 11th of May.
And for the Alexis Wilkins lawsuit against him. Nothing there either. His lawyer only had a filing where they made an error in one of their filings
Here he is massively alluding to Kezia claiming she's been using the "I'm just a girl" when there was nothing in the court document or transcripts that suggested this or even remotely close to this. The judge never prohibited her from going to Australia and the judge said he can see the kids ONLY if he pays for their flights back.
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I have been following his twitter and, as an aside, I don’t know why he’s dumbfounded Texas is drawing immigrants. Their relatively strong economy isn’t exclusive to California expats or conservative carpetbaggers such as himself. Obviously the debate about the subcontinent especially coming to town is meaningful on its own but don’t be tempted to take it as his “good argument”
Also I’ve noticed his face has gotten fat, like a cherry with whipped cream on top
Also I’ve noticed his face has gotten fat, like a cherry with whipped cream on top
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A load of big companies moved there in the last decade due to Cali becoming unaffordable for even FAANG employees and Texas' UAE-style low or no taxes due to being a petrostate.
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1 benzo (xanax) + 1 benzo-like z drug (zopiclone) + 1 sedating antipsychotic (quetiapine) + 1 sedating antihistamine (hydroxizine)
dude is being sedated hard
can't even legally drive a car with all that shit in your system cause it slows down your reaction speed and awareness like drunk driving
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This recently detained terrorist looks like Elijah’s younger, slimmer brother with a better hairline and more jacked shoulders.
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After the fiasco and total groyper humiliation that was America First United, Elijah now has thoughts on e-girls:
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CLIPS
From Schaffer's stream on April 28th and April 29th (sorry it took me a while, I've been very busy. Don't worry Elijah, I didn't forget about you.)
April 28th - "EXPOSING The MASS IMMIGRATION & Civil Rights SCAM! | SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE"
Stream didn't get interesting for a bit. First clip is some discussion about his kids and how kids love poop jokes, prompted by a video of an indian man shitting on the street in public. Elijah doubles down on his kill the homeless position as well.
Elijah shares that he went to a dermatologist and says that they believe he has skin cancer. He says that he was there to get a wart removed that he contracted "at the gym", which Georgie immediately laughs at, Elijah responds "Yeah, herpes, at the gym." Be honest, Elijah, you got it from finger popping the BPD chick with the arrest record! No shame in that, right?
Elijah then goes on to show and watch a video of an indian man diving into a shallow pool and the video continues as the mans friends observe him floating for a while before pulling him out of the water. I kept this because Elijah continues this show this kind of material while maintaining that he is not showing deaths, the people are totally fine after the video ends in an effort to not have his content demonetized on youtube, presumably.
The stream moves on to covering the visit of the Royal family to speak in front of the U.S. Congress this past week. In doing so Elijah says of the King refusing to comment on his brother's Epstein ties, "Based!". Acknowledges that this is not the type of thing he should be saying during a custody battle.
Elijah states that he must reach out to the Australian government about his visitation right to the country. Claims that Kezia's brother, "Francis Moon" (the pseudonym the BIL used) was giving the government "bad information". Elijah says he wishes he was incompetent to stand trial for murder.
More El Salvador talk! Elijah admits that he was kidnapped and nearly died when he first began visiting the country. "It's not safe in the favella." Elijah mentions he saw someone with an MS13 tattoo on the bus in LA. Says he was on the bus to "go crack this mexican girl....didn't even crack". Elijah says that he is now a virgin, "I reset this year."
Elijah talks about the royal family again and again expresses that he has more respect for his pedophile brother than he does the King. "At least he stands on business...I don't like pedophiles but at least he doesn't come around joking about 'The Rebels'". Geopolitical/historical jokes are worse to Elijah than pedophilia? Ponderous...
Elijah listens to the King speak and then explains how he believes that America was meant to be "a degenerate country" and points to French philosophy to substantiate this.
Elijah recounts how his home was invaded by hunstman spiders in Australia. The australian guy claims that the huntsman spiders were brought into the home via a nest that was laid on a picnic blanket that was then brought into the home and put in a closet. Proof that Elijah never should have had that picnic with Kezia!
Elijah stares at nearly naked Indian men? As a palette cleanser he then pulls up photos of women in promiscuous poses. Then goes on to show the guy on kick getting hit by the car while walking down the road and then into another clip of an indian person being killed at the very end.
Elijah is just showing his twitter doom scrolling highlights and begins talking about his legal woes and how expensive it is, "$12.5k this week". This goes all over the place. Highlight quotes:
"To all the people that lawfare'd me....and it's been a lot of money, you won. Not from the money but getting me to live in Frisco, you won....I have to live around Indian people and Pakistanis"
"I'm like Napolean, I'll go invade Russia to pay for my kids to make sure that they have a father in their lives um and to get the truth out there. I'll invade Mongolia, I'll take over the opium trade, like I'm a good dad, you know?"
"Your family might sleep with cows in India; with poop in the house. Nothing wrong with that. That's not for me and my family."
"You won. I'm in Denton County...around transgenders to the west, Indians to the south and a few white people who are like 'You know I like my new muslim neighbor,' and you're like 'do you?'"
"My coolest neighbor is a muslim"
Elijah claims he plans to do man on the street content in black neighborhoods. Elijah goes on to do some weird impression, not exactly sure what the bit is meant to be.
Elijah plays a strange video from black twitter and uses it as a launching pad for talk about being a parent. Early on in the clip the australian guy silently cracks up at a very poorly worded sentence from Elijah. Elijah does impressions of his children with their Australian accents. Elijah says you're not your sons friend and there are boundaries, discusses boundaries about adult topics and says you should not bring perversions into your childrens lives but can respond to it accordingly and appropriately. Elijah says that women fight with children, he does not fight with his sons, Elijah gives them a dirty look as a method of discipline and says women can't do this and have to use spoons to hit them. Some other funny stuff in it as well.
The boys acknowledge that Elijah's daily life is a soap opera for internet watchers. Elijah notes that his attorney, his contact at Rumble, and his dermatologist are all jews. Begins to try to wrap the stream by playing more twitter doom scrolling content, first a montage of a womans college swim team exercising before entering the pool, some combat footage, then more goon bait of some woman working out and finally another clip of an indian dying, again maintaining that they didn't die but survived the footage.
Elijah does "a God thing" to end the show and launches into a scientific news story about some new 3D mapping of organic cells which are so complex they show the hand of God in their creation. Elijah says God has made life too complex to understand and he is a God worth serving. Elijah then claims someone fucked up his BMW by taking a right turn at 175mph? "Someone fucked up my M5," and the aussie expresses anger. Elijah says the average person would have wanted to kill themselves in his position over the last few months.
Elijah ends the show by talking about trying to get sponsors. He first floats the brand Velo, a nicotine pouch product akin to the more recognizable Zyn brand. Then he calls for Georgie to imagine if they were sponsored by the company the makes the camera equipment they use, Black Magic. Finally Elijah says he thinks they might be able to get a sponsorship from Rhodes the microphone company as it's in Australia. You know, the country he can't visit!
Elijah then talks about how he wants to do more shows featuring scientific topics. Such as what is happening when you take various drugs or how hormonal treatments for Mono work.
Elijah urges viewers to joke about killing yourself but never do it.
Also, nice spray-tan lines on your hairline, Elijah:
April 29th - "SUPREME COURT RULES BLACK VOTING DISTRICTS ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL!? | SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE"
Elijah opens talking about Erika Kirk. In doing so he talks about how Charlie had thicker skin than Erika, then says that she should do what he does and tell everyone that everything you read about him is real. Elijah talks about how he is in the Indian press again recently.
A short time later Elijah has a minor crash out about Erika Kirk. The australian guy has to interject two times to remind Elijah to have some tact when speaking about the widow.
Elijah talks about how women who watch Candace Owens become more liberal and challenge their husbands. Elijah says he is still paying for Candace Owens book club. Recounts arguments with Kezia about Candace Owens and the independent investigation into Kirk's murder that they were involved in together. Elijah talks about his mother as well briefly before going back to Kirk and saying multiple times that there were rumors that Charlie and Erika had a very rocky relationship.
Finally, they play the ring camera footage clip released by Fuentes that day of him assaulting the jewish woman who came to knock on his door and celebrate it and echo Fuentes false claim that he had his charges dismissed (he merely had part of his sentence stayed).
The gang guffaws themselves nearly into hysterics at AI slop edits of the Nick Fuentes ring camera footage. Elijah is in higher spirits in this one than I think I've ever seen him.
Elijah attempts to read an article but has some technical issues because of his inability to install an adblocker.
Elijah remembers a story he needs to tell Georgie after the show that he cannot because legal reasons. Either Kezia or one of the women from the numerous affairs Elijah has had used the line "I'm just a girl" to feign innocence to something.
Elijah says that he is going to start putting himself in danger again for the content. Elijah spontaneously talks about "rub and tugs" (handjobs) are legal at massage parlors in Australia.
Elijah says only fags bleach their hair. Australian guy asks if that was a gay black man that he met some other time. Georgie says, "at our house?"
Elijah says people who buy onlyfans are worse than the women who sell on onlyfans.
Despite being an ostensibly conservative show, Georgie ballwashes Gavin Newsom right after a video plays where the attribute $146 Billion in fraud per year to his state. Elijah does nothing to reign in Georgie's parroting of this Fuentes talking point, again showing that the show is now nothing more than a Nick Fuentes fan club podcast. Elijah dares not disagree too hard with Fuentes lest Georgie run off with the little technical know-how that exists in this bedroom studio.
Elijah discusses the recent allegations against clavicular.
Directly following this Elijah talks about a story about a repeat sex offender and argues the man should be shot in the head on television. Also says, "this is why I think the jews intentionally smeared the lines of what sexual assault is."
Elijah says that "tomorrow" (Apr 30th) was going to be one of the happiest days of his life and he will explain when he can. Elijah plays the AI edit of his guitar playing and seems genuinely touched. Elijah says that he will share this with his kids and tell them he made it and then laughs about how his kids will react with bewilderment at Elijah with the angel wings. Elijah says he has entertained his children for 15 minutes with nothing but 2 straws.
From Schaffer's stream on April 28th and April 29th (sorry it took me a while, I've been very busy. Don't worry Elijah, I didn't forget about you.)
April 28th - "EXPOSING The MASS IMMIGRATION & Civil Rights SCAM! | SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE"
Stream didn't get interesting for a bit. First clip is some discussion about his kids and how kids love poop jokes, prompted by a video of an indian man shitting on the street in public. Elijah doubles down on his kill the homeless position as well.
Elijah shares that he went to a dermatologist and says that they believe he has skin cancer. He says that he was there to get a wart removed that he contracted "at the gym", which Georgie immediately laughs at, Elijah responds "Yeah, herpes, at the gym." Be honest, Elijah, you got it from finger popping the BPD chick with the arrest record! No shame in that, right?
Elijah then goes on to show and watch a video of an indian man diving into a shallow pool and the video continues as the mans friends observe him floating for a while before pulling him out of the water. I kept this because Elijah continues this show this kind of material while maintaining that he is not showing deaths, the people are totally fine after the video ends in an effort to not have his content demonetized on youtube, presumably.
The stream moves on to covering the visit of the Royal family to speak in front of the U.S. Congress this past week. In doing so Elijah says of the King refusing to comment on his brother's Epstein ties, "Based!". Acknowledges that this is not the type of thing he should be saying during a custody battle.
Elijah states that he must reach out to the Australian government about his visitation right to the country. Claims that Kezia's brother, "Francis Moon" (the pseudonym the BIL used) was giving the government "bad information". Elijah says he wishes he was incompetent to stand trial for murder.
More El Salvador talk! Elijah admits that he was kidnapped and nearly died when he first began visiting the country. "It's not safe in the favella." Elijah mentions he saw someone with an MS13 tattoo on the bus in LA. Says he was on the bus to "go crack this mexican girl....didn't even crack". Elijah says that he is now a virgin, "I reset this year."
Elijah talks about the royal family again and again expresses that he has more respect for his pedophile brother than he does the King. "At least he stands on business...I don't like pedophiles but at least he doesn't come around joking about 'The Rebels'". Geopolitical/historical jokes are worse to Elijah than pedophilia? Ponderous...
Elijah listens to the King speak and then explains how he believes that America was meant to be "a degenerate country" and points to French philosophy to substantiate this.
Elijah recounts how his home was invaded by hunstman spiders in Australia. The australian guy claims that the huntsman spiders were brought into the home via a nest that was laid on a picnic blanket that was then brought into the home and put in a closet. Proof that Elijah never should have had that picnic with Kezia!
Elijah stares at nearly naked Indian men? As a palette cleanser he then pulls up photos of women in promiscuous poses. Then goes on to show the guy on kick getting hit by the car while walking down the road and then into another clip of an indian person being killed at the very end.
Elijah is just showing his twitter doom scrolling highlights and begins talking about his legal woes and how expensive it is, "$12.5k this week". This goes all over the place. Highlight quotes:
"To all the people that lawfare'd me....and it's been a lot of money, you won. Not from the money but getting me to live in Frisco, you won....I have to live around Indian people and Pakistanis"
"I'm like Napolean, I'll go invade Russia to pay for my kids to make sure that they have a father in their lives um and to get the truth out there. I'll invade Mongolia, I'll take over the opium trade, like I'm a good dad, you know?"
"Your family might sleep with cows in India; with poop in the house. Nothing wrong with that. That's not for me and my family."
"You won. I'm in Denton County...around transgenders to the west, Indians to the south and a few white people who are like 'You know I like my new muslim neighbor,' and you're like 'do you?'"
"My coolest neighbor is a muslim"
Elijah claims he plans to do man on the street content in black neighborhoods. Elijah goes on to do some weird impression, not exactly sure what the bit is meant to be.
Elijah plays a strange video from black twitter and uses it as a launching pad for talk about being a parent. Early on in the clip the australian guy silently cracks up at a very poorly worded sentence from Elijah. Elijah does impressions of his children with their Australian accents. Elijah says you're not your sons friend and there are boundaries, discusses boundaries about adult topics and says you should not bring perversions into your childrens lives but can respond to it accordingly and appropriately. Elijah says that women fight with children, he does not fight with his sons, Elijah gives them a dirty look as a method of discipline and says women can't do this and have to use spoons to hit them. Some other funny stuff in it as well.
The boys acknowledge that Elijah's daily life is a soap opera for internet watchers. Elijah notes that his attorney, his contact at Rumble, and his dermatologist are all jews. Begins to try to wrap the stream by playing more twitter doom scrolling content, first a montage of a womans college swim team exercising before entering the pool, some combat footage, then more goon bait of some woman working out and finally another clip of an indian dying, again maintaining that they didn't die but survived the footage.
Elijah does "a God thing" to end the show and launches into a scientific news story about some new 3D mapping of organic cells which are so complex they show the hand of God in their creation. Elijah says God has made life too complex to understand and he is a God worth serving. Elijah then claims someone fucked up his BMW by taking a right turn at 175mph? "Someone fucked up my M5," and the aussie expresses anger. Elijah says the average person would have wanted to kill themselves in his position over the last few months.
Elijah ends the show by talking about trying to get sponsors. He first floats the brand Velo, a nicotine pouch product akin to the more recognizable Zyn brand. Then he calls for Georgie to imagine if they were sponsored by the company the makes the camera equipment they use, Black Magic. Finally Elijah says he thinks they might be able to get a sponsorship from Rhodes the microphone company as it's in Australia. You know, the country he can't visit!
Elijah then talks about how he wants to do more shows featuring scientific topics. Such as what is happening when you take various drugs or how hormonal treatments for Mono work.
Elijah urges viewers to joke about killing yourself but never do it.
Also, nice spray-tan lines on your hairline, Elijah:
April 29th - "SUPREME COURT RULES BLACK VOTING DISTRICTS ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL!? | SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE"
Elijah opens talking about Erika Kirk. In doing so he talks about how Charlie had thicker skin than Erika, then says that she should do what he does and tell everyone that everything you read about him is real. Elijah talks about how he is in the Indian press again recently.
A short time later Elijah has a minor crash out about Erika Kirk. The australian guy has to interject two times to remind Elijah to have some tact when speaking about the widow.
Elijah talks about how women who watch Candace Owens become more liberal and challenge their husbands. Elijah says he is still paying for Candace Owens book club. Recounts arguments with Kezia about Candace Owens and the independent investigation into Kirk's murder that they were involved in together. Elijah talks about his mother as well briefly before going back to Kirk and saying multiple times that there were rumors that Charlie and Erika had a very rocky relationship.
Finally, they play the ring camera footage clip released by Fuentes that day of him assaulting the jewish woman who came to knock on his door and celebrate it and echo Fuentes false claim that he had his charges dismissed (he merely had part of his sentence stayed).
The gang guffaws themselves nearly into hysterics at AI slop edits of the Nick Fuentes ring camera footage. Elijah is in higher spirits in this one than I think I've ever seen him.
Elijah attempts to read an article but has some technical issues because of his inability to install an adblocker.
Elijah remembers a story he needs to tell Georgie after the show that he cannot because legal reasons. Either Kezia or one of the women from the numerous affairs Elijah has had used the line "I'm just a girl" to feign innocence to something.
Elijah says that he is going to start putting himself in danger again for the content. Elijah spontaneously talks about "rub and tugs" (handjobs) are legal at massage parlors in Australia.
Elijah says only fags bleach their hair. Australian guy asks if that was a gay black man that he met some other time. Georgie says, "at our house?"
Elijah says people who buy onlyfans are worse than the women who sell on onlyfans.Despite being an ostensibly conservative show, Georgie ballwashes Gavin Newsom right after a video plays where the attribute $146 Billion in fraud per year to his state. Elijah does nothing to reign in Georgie's parroting of this Fuentes talking point, again showing that the show is now nothing more than a Nick Fuentes fan club podcast. Elijah dares not disagree too hard with Fuentes lest Georgie run off with the little technical know-how that exists in this bedroom studio.
Elijah discusses the recent allegations against clavicular.
Directly following this Elijah talks about a story about a repeat sex offender and argues the man should be shot in the head on television. Also says, "this is why I think the jews intentionally smeared the lines of what sexual assault is."
Elijah says that "tomorrow" (Apr 30th) was going to be one of the happiest days of his life and he will explain when he can. Elijah plays the AI edit of his guitar playing and seems genuinely touched. Elijah says that he will share this with his kids and tell them he made it and then laughs about how his kids will react with bewilderment at Elijah with the angel wings. Elijah says he has entertained his children for 15 minutes with nothing but 2 straws.
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Elijah, face bright red (read: not sober), impotently threatens to ruin the lives of anyone who crosses him.
Also, PodAwful did a 4-hour episode on Elijah yesterday:
Also, PodAwful did a 4-hour episode on Elijah yesterday:
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Power bottom Schaffer really does think he sounds and looks a proper hard man. Any opposing legal counsel will thank God their client, say his ex wife or others, are dealing with someone so stupid, this big over ripe tomato.