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When will Jack drop dead?

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Is tipping actually *mandatory* in America? I know, that you have a strong tipping culture, which, thanks to the connectedness of the internet, is spreading here as well. But I always assumed it's more of "it's expected" or "you're and ass if you don't", not "it's semi-mandatory, and there are rules".
Is it "10-30% is expected, 10% is minimum, the rest is a virtue signal of how good of a person you are“, or what are the rules? As I said, I see more and more people tipping around me, tip jars appearing slowly (this literally wasn't a thing at all before covid). I want to know what we're in for.
I am a generous tipper at places I am a regular at. I make good money and get to know the workers so I tip well. In return, I get pretty awesome service. Today I had a bill of $20ish, I tipped $10.

The Hulkster is a man of the people, brother
 
will likely incur a gratuity fee
Here, the owner of the pub will be happy to have more customers, and provide more accommodation just for the fact you bring more people to spend money lol.
Reservoir Dogs
I have yet to watch that movie, although I've heard it's a classic.
Anyway sorry about the tl;dr explanation of our weird and insular culture but you kind of asked.
I did, an I'm very happy you responded in such detail! Thank you.
As a former worker in the service industry I'm a bit more sympathetic to our wage cattle so I frequently shoot over 20% when I can even for okayish service.
When I had a brief stint behind the bar, people did try to tip me, but I usually just asked them if they were being serious, and tried to get them not to do so. Then, only upon affirmation, I took it. But I did find it weird. I didn't existentially depend on it though, so maybe my viewpoint would have been different if I did.
That's where the tipping comes in: great service.
OK, my experience is mostly pubs, what you described does sound above and beyond, and I would feel obligated to compensate it monetarily.
 
Here, the owner of the pub will be happy to have more customers, and provide more accommodation just for the fact you bring more people to spend money lol.
I'd imagine the same applies at bars here, though I don't go to them. Bare are equipped differently from sit-down restaurants, where a significant portion of the day's resources can get earmarked because of a single large party. And God help the waiter if it's a party of older generation Asians or Blacks.

>reservoir dogs
Watch it. Probably my favorite non-Pulp Fiction Tarantino movie.
 
It takes a certain kind of stupid to not cancel a subscription/prevent its renewal after you've no use for it.

I guarantee Jack is using Tammy's cards to sign up for "free trials" he forgets immediately. Tammy needs to put one last Taco Bell drive-thru order in him and then drop him off at an underfunded state facility where he can simply fall through the cracks and remain forgotten and unclaimed (beyond the insurance payout).
 

NEW SPOT IN TOWN - Avocado Bacon Cheeseburger That Slaps​



https://youtube.com/watch?v=wu_jANtjhMA

Good GOD you sound dead you beluga caviar gargoyle.

3:08 This one was cooking in Jack's queue for 8 days.
A bacon cheddar burger, fries, stroke-time soda, twelve fucking wings, chicken sandwich, and....a cookie. This has to be like 8000 calories.

3:44 toddler tv show for the toddler. "That's rockin'." ~Jack Scalfani

4:35 Americana culture. Tammy practices trick shuffling with a borger.

6:28 hm. steam coming off that bitch. well done.

Tammz gives a more detailed review than usual.

7:49 "you expect people to come out of the gut - the gate, sorry."

8:20 "It's called The Spot...give it a try...it's on Indian Lake where the old Burger Fi was." Stellar directions, Jackie. I'm definitely booking my round trip ticket after this opus of a video.

271 Indian Lake Blvd (visible on receipt)

How many of his viewers does he think live in Hendersonville??? What little viewers he has are surely scattered throughout the country. Yeah nobody's making any plans to swing by The Spot "where the old burgerfi used to be" based on Jack's say-so.

He gives an A+. I give this video a 3/10. Shit video. The food although tasty-looking is only visible from 3:30 - 6:42. Sorry Jackie I'm just not that into staring up at your from your lap for several minutes at the start and end of the video.
This is just Burger Fi without the stupid printed buns….

8000 calories is probably accurate because you know they didn’t get out of there without a melkshage


Holy fuck he’s obsessed with Chilis now:stress:
 
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He had one game related review, he barely talked about the game, and instead focused the episode on "Gamer Food".
Jack doesn't even like video games. I think he tried to start playing them because he thought, "That's what guys do, and I'm a guy's guy" -- with maybe a touch of bonding with Junior and/or exploring it as another possible money stream. But when you hear him talk about games with Jimmy and Chawl now, all he does is bitch about how "hard" games are, especially the boss fights.

The above applies for asparagus as well.
I know asparagus impacts the smell of urine (in a way most people can't smell actually -- it's a genetic ability), but you're saying it also affects the smell of actual genitals? Is that just because that's where urine comes from?

Didn't fatty buy, or was given a freeze drier? What is he doing it now?
Was it just one of the many dumb gadgets he bought to never use again?
There was a running gag in the livestreams a couple years ago where someone in chat, a different person each time, would ask Jack about the "washing machine" or "dryer" behind him, always referring to his dust-collecting freeze dryer.

It got to the point Jack stopped fighting it and would just respond back, "Yeah, that's my dryer."
 
Jack doesn't even like video games. I think he tried to start playing them because he thought, "That's what guys do, and I'm a guy's guy" -- with maybe a touch of bonding with Junior and/or exploring it as another possible money stream. But when you hear him talk about games with Jimmy and Chawl now, all he does is bitch about how "hard" games are, especially the boss fights.

I imagine it's hard to play games with one hand. Sour grapes and all that.
 
I guarantee Jack is using Tammy's cards to sign up for "free trials" he forgets immediately. Tammy needs to put one last Taco Bell drive-thru order in him and then drop him off at an underfunded state facility where he can simply fall through the cracks and remain forgotten and unclaimed (beyond the insurance payout).
Jack sheepishly explains how Grindr Premium is his monthly delivery of new kitchen gadgets. Total tax write-off.
 
But when you hear him talk about games with Jimmy and Chawl now, all he does is bitch about how "hard" games are, especially the boss fights.
Like Fatty plays anything harder than some game designed for literal children.

What is, "shit that he has no clue about or has been a staple of security for at least 20 years now".

What is the point of these morning moments other than for Fatty to felate himself and make him feel like he's a big boy.
 
Honestly I'm always shocked Jack doesn't begin every single video with a smug "Y'all should know me by now...", being an equally housebound and overly conceited retard.
 
Somebody kidnapping Jack is about as realistic as me going back in time and banging Marilyn Monroe. How would they get his morbidly obese ass out of the house?

everybody needs a tammy.jpg
 

We get a second Jack on the Go this week. He stayed home and made Tammy bring the food back for a change.
He doesn't even try the food, and he complains about the price after making Tammy go pick up several meals. Because strokey is incapable of reading prices beforehand.
 
These cheap fucks tipped $3 on a $41 bill.
Wow, what a cheap bastard. Considering TN has a 7% sales tax rate plus county and city bringing it to around 9%, you can just double it and move the fuck on if you can't be bothered to do math.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rDu-dxrvgsgTRYING POPEYES NEW ONE PIECE BENTO BOX [rDu-dxrvgsg].mp4
We get a second Jack on the Go this week. He stayed home and made Tammy bring the food back for a change.
He doesn't even try the food, and he complains about the price after making Tammy go pick up several meals. Because strokey is incapable of reading prices beforehand.
He really bitched about wanting a fucking toy at :55
1:25 Provides the revelation that even Brianna should get food when Tammy is going out to get food for everyone, amazing.
2:05 He apparently can't trust Tammy to spend her money anymore because she's a dumb woman incapable of understanding how much shit costs. Because fast food over $10 is apparently too much, even though that's every damned fast food place.
2:40 "I ain't eatin it but I though I'd grab one" so if you're not going to eat it you could have saved $15 you retard. Also "no biscuit?!" because it comes with mac and cheese for carbs already you idiot.
2:57 Apparently cupcakes are below what Fatty considered to be food or something.

4:10 "you could go to walmart and get a dozen cupcakes and their fried chicken and a thing of mac and cheese for under 15, no one needs lemonade" What the fuck does Fatty have against lemonade? Says he's going to keep talking about the value... because he's only just finally realized that fast food isn't cheap.
 
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He stayed home and made Tammy bring the food back for a change.
Rightly so in my opinion. It's high time that big boned slacker started pulling her weight around here. If ever there was a back that was aching for the lash...

0.5/10 I hate you Jack. Have a stroke you fat fuck. Not even tossing you a view. (thx for archive)

Stop bitching about the price!!! I don't give a FUCK about the price! I mean I do but not enough to listen that long. Fifteen dollars is fine for a fried chicken meal w/ large drink you fucking Christ killer.
This is just a regular combo at Popeye's with a limited time flavor lemonade. I'd toss the cupcake* because I'm not 8 years old. And have they ever given out toys at Popeye's???

You get half a point because Hope showed up in the background. Fucker coulda least made a joke about how idk "hey guise, we got a One Piece two piece chicken combo hehehe [puts left hand over mouth like a schoolgirl]".

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