💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Strix454 said:
And then remembering that a literal prostitute and do anything bottom of the barrel porn star named Scarlett Hampton turned you down as being too disgusting......and then took up with Ethan Oliver Ralph.
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Ralphamale gets the strangest Ws.

Captain Manning said:
Dude doesn't know shit about cars, including how to take care of them.


It's possibly got 100k platinum plugs, but there are so many other factors. Has he even been keeping up on oil changes, for example?

And Nick is gonna be in for a rude surprise if that drivetrain gives out, and he takes it into the Ford dealership, and they tell him they are not obligated to honor a drivetrain warranty on a car that has been abused. Time to call the Bank of Petrofac, Mommy Celeste branch again!
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Oil is possible but if he had a clogged gallery we would hear valve noise also if his oil was sludgy and neglected.
 
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Nick is turning into the villain from Lazy Town.
Comically stupid, trying to pose at every chance, and insufferably cringe; and the same fashion sense.
 
Obnoxious Asshole said:
The timing is off and it's firing badly. He probably hasn't replaced the plugs or wires since buying it, and the timing chain has stretched.
EDIT: I didn't mean misfiring, I meant knock/dirty spark.
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I think there may be exhaust issues too. You know the dumb son of a bitch didn't even get the undercoating and Minnesota snow and salt will eat that shit up. What absolute wigger trash however it ended up that way.
Obnoxious Asshole said:
If he did them himself
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Doing car maintenance is something a MAN can do (okay and some women too). Nick isn't one of those. He's a weak fag with no manly characteristics whatsoever.
 
The engine is a 700 hp supercharged v8. Things on something like that are wear out faster and in different ways than on a normal car. It something that really needs very regular maintenance.
 
Nick said he was going to get his car fixed over winter when he wasn’t driving it.

Guess mom didn’t want to pay for it.
 
AnOminous said:
I think there may be exhaust issues too. You know the dumb son of a bitch didn't even get the undercoating and Minnesota snow and salt will eat that shit up. What absolute wigger trash however it ended up that way.
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True, but as you say exhausts in Minnesota are fragile things unless you spend money either upgrading or winterizing. He probably has leaky manifolds but those are surpsingly cheap. If the recording was better I'd know. Not knocking Mama K, that woman stands her ground when she knows she's right.
 
Maraschino said:
It'd be incredibly ill-advised to dox her, which is why it's almost certainly what he's going to do. I hope she's got some attorneys in mind for the incoming court action she'll need to undertake, because Nick has decided to look at the cock of gay ops and imprudent faggotry and insists that he loves the taste of dick and wants to deepthroat it.
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I'm sure there's someone in the legal community who'd do it at a deep discount just because it's this worthless garbage piece of shit.
 
Strix454 said:
The engine is a 700 hp supercharged v8. Things on something like that are wear out faster and in different ways than on a normal car. It something that really needs very regular maintenance.
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He probably also needs high-octane gas, and has been putting the cheap stuff in his car. I'm sure it goes along with the rest of the care and maintenance he doesn't do.
 
Maraschino said:
If I was Nick, I'd be really conscious of the possibility that doxing a woman because she reported on your fuckery in someone else's HRO (Aaron against Nick) would likely result in another HRO (Kay against Nick), and it'd look really bad. It could look so bad it practically screams to the judge and prosecutor and demonstrate that yes, this faggot has a pattern of harassing behavior, and if you don't shut it the fuck down with extreme prejudice, he's going to victimize more people. And I doubt the prosecutor would be as motivated to ignore harassing behavior towards a woman as they are towards a man.

It'd be incredibly ill-advised to dox her, which is why it's almost certainly what he's going to do. I hope she's got some attorneys in mind for the incoming court action she'll need to undertake, because Nick has decided to look at the cock of gay ops and imprudent faggotry and insists that he loves the taste of dick and wants to deepthroat it.
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Nick REALLY doesn't want a woman getting an HRO against him

Aaron is a guy so no one, including the judge, cares if Nick goes after him, but a woman...
 
Beavis said:
Nick said he was going to get his car fixed over winter when he wasn’t driving it.

Guess mom didn’t want to pay for it.
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Or he had a choice between spending money on that, or a combination of drugs and trying to get back at his ex-boyfriend.

And well... I'll give you one fuckin' guess which one he picked...

sarna said:
Do you think he even knows he's gotta run it on premium gas?
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I don't think Nick knows much about gas outside GALAXY GAS!!! 😂
 
dustnight said:
Imagine unironically driving around in that thing looking like this View attachment 8858572and thinking you're hot shit...
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Giving off Count Olaf vibes
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Terror_Mouse said:
My favorite part of this thread is different people saying some variant of "I know Nick/Aaron/Melton/April are so dumb they did X. But they'd never do Y," only for Y to be confessed to immediately.
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I know Nicholas Rekieta is so dumb he dosed his kids with cocaine but he'd never kill himself. Maybe he'll prove me wrong.
Vibralldo said:
Nick's so brainfried that he's forgotten that he's Nick

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>Are you Nick?
:really:>no I'm not Nick Rekieta and Aaron ate my goo

Just end it already.
 
Chode said:
After court Nick comes up behind Aaron's lawyer and tells him that he should look up the statute on harassment and maybe take a CLE on it. The judge was looking at this as it happened. Johnson says 'sorry what was that' and Nick autistically repeats himself not knowing Johnson was joking.
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You're MDNWU said:
Funny that Nick told someone else about taking CLE classes when he couldn't bother doing it.
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Sneed Force One said:
The palpable irony of this dickless wonder screaming at active, licenced attorneys with clients to take CLEs when he's getting owned by the OLPR.
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not william stenchever said:
Cocaine logic told him that it would be a sick burn because of how much the idea of CLE makes him seethe.
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*checks notes*

HRO cases with Francis Herbert White as counsel of record (out of 220 total cases): 19

HRO cases with Brian Keith Lewis as counsel of record (out of 91 total cases): 17

HRO cases with Brian Lee Johnson as counsel of record (out of 474 total cases): 17

HRO cases with Nicholas Robert Rekieta as counsel of record (out of 33 total cases): 1

CLE-suspended fake "lawyer" lecturing a licensed attorney with 17 times more HRO experience and 14.36 times more overall experience about who should be brushing up on applicable law: PRICELESS

(As an aside, if you're wondering whether he lost his one and only case in this practice area, don't be ridiculous. Of course he lost. What's even funnier in this little trip down memory lane is that long before losing on the merits in the end, his ad hoc petition specifically asked for an ex parte temporary restraining order pending resolution of the case and asked that there be a hearing only conditionally in the event that the court finds no basis to issue even the temporary order that he wanted, so the court's immediate scheduling of a hearing can be taken to mean, effectively, DENIED. That puts him at a 100% failure rate trying to even once obtain what Aaron obtained twice with a 100% success rate before even hiring an attorney, joining Ralph and Greer in the growing club of unrepresented cows with better legal experience than Nick ever had. No wonder he kept crying like a bitch to Faran about his worst fear that anyone ever finds out that he knows next to nothing about the law.)
 

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