💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%

  • Total voters
    700
Unfortunately, the judge is going to determine that the back of Aaron's head instigated this encounter, and therefore violated the Kayla HRO.
If Nick can publicly scream at Aaron (someone who has an HRO against him) IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE and face no consequences , then that might as well be the case.
 
I do no know much about Nick but if he’s a lawyer wouldn’t the prosecution have a really annoying case against this guy? He knows all of the loopholes and different things he can bend the law to do so I don’t see why he wouldn’t be extremely annoying to prosecute.

It is not so much that Nick is hard to prosecute, than the fact that Minnesota is apparently one of the most legally corrupt places on the planet. Nick himself has massive, drug-induced holes in his brain, but he also has very rich parents.
 
It has been 7 hours since Nick's last tweet, you just know Celeste's phone is getting blown up begging for "war funds".
Adding to this, I really do think there is chance he may try to bring in Randazza now (who ain't cheap). Like I pointed out earlier, he intimated at that on Twitter, and it became a lot clearer why once MNPR revealed Nick has been lying, and White has been out of action for a long time now.
 
I can see this as having the potential for fun
Federal law may also prohibit the Respondent from possessing firearms if the HRO involved an “intimate partner” or their child under 18 U.S.C. § 922(g)(8).

This is a civil matter so he won't be prosecuted,
Yes it's a civil matter. But it is also a probation violation that can see him serving the full sentence on the mountains of cocaine and child neglect convictions.
 
I'm increasingly optimistic on Aaron's chances. It seems to me that the court knows Nick and Melton are dealing with it in bad faith and are going to take their defences in the most unfavourable light.
The major problem is that Aaron is fucking retarded and cannot grasp the gravity of his situation. He treats Rekieta as just another toelog. He is not. Rekieta is a deranged stalker who genuinely wants to fuck him.

This is someone who cannot find time to stream reliably, allegedly his main source of income. He cannot find time to complete basic CLEs. He cannot manage even simple responsibilities. But somehow he finds time to attend a three-day "Fuck Aaron" convention, where he talks about Aaron’s penis, something he saw over a year ago and still cannot forget. He is fixated on it. And then, he shows photos of Aaron’s legs and feet. WTF?!
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The man is severely unwell. I would be changing my address and cutting off every possible connection to him. No mentions, no engagement, nothing.

But Aaron will not take this seriously.
 
Never going to happen.

For it to happen, it would require the long dreamed of "battle of Aaron's lawn" to actually happen. Nick would have to drive down there and finally put his Karate & Male Cheerleading skills up against Aaron's boxing and Radio DJ skills. Boy on Boy struggle. Regular out-an-out fight. Or else Nick jumping him and trying to rape him.

Honestly a serious probation troubling conviction of Nick would require physical violence or acts so stupid that they are beyond comprehension.
 
- Melton had a doctors note this morning around not showing up
- Trial scheduled for June on the HRO

I'm sure the judge loves him (as far as we know) not signing the agreement to postpone the hearing because of his work if he didn't talk about Aaron at this event so he could no show the hearing by insisting actually the reason he couldn't attend wasn't his event that he JUST talked about but because of his back.

And actually his lawyer's back is just sooooooo bad they shouldn't have had the hearing anyways, your honor!

Was the lawyer representing Nick the Barneswalker or did they at least get someone else to appear?
 
Cut of Aaron's opening remarks on Nick's spasms:

Says there was someone there before court, and he is not going to say who it was (so he knew them). They were writing down on a notepad that Nick had verbally accosted them outside of the court room.
After court Nick comes up behind Aaron's lawyer and tells him that he should look up the statute on harassment and maybe take a CLE on it. The judge was looking at this as it happened. Johnson says 'sorry what was that' and Nick autistically repeats himself not knowing Johnson was joking.
Aaron says he was NOT called a faggot in court today.

I really want to know if he was making the claw of fail while yelling at Johnson.
 
Unfortunately, the novel legal tactic of screaming at opposing counsel about how he should look up the statute on harassment did not work. He should have screamed louder. Perhaps invoking the magic words with more emphasis will do the job next time.

Leaked audio from the courtroom. Witness accounts claim that Nick was pointing at Aaron while yelling this at his lawyer:
 

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Cut of Aaron's opening remarks on Nick's spasms:
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Says there was someone there before court, and he is not going to say who it was (so he knew them). They were writing down on a notepad that Nick had verbally accosted them outside of the court room.
After court Nick comes up behind Aaron's lawyer and tells him that he should look up the statute on harassment and maybe take a CLE on it. The judge was looking at this as it happened. Johnson says 'sorry what was that' and Nick autistically repeats himself not knowing Johnson was joking.
Aaron says he was NOT called a faggot in court today.

I really want to know if he was making the claw of fail while yelling at Johnson.
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Have we ever determined if these hearings are on the record and/or if the transcript is confidential? There's basically no way that a good portion of court today wasn't some kind of unhinged seethe session.

If Melton really got a doctor's note for some dipshit guest at his show who is technically a medical doctor I don't think the Judge is going to appreciate that. especially if it wasn't explicitly disclosed when the letter was submitted. I kinda' expect we're past him not 'preciating stuff at this point, though...
 
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