📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Carbiter]

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Can any of the pooners not sound like chainsmokers. I mean it sounds like a damned demon while she's begging for help

 

[mewl]

Can any of the pooners not sound like chainsmokers. I mean it sounds like a damned demon while she's begging for help

The artificial testosterone doesn't even make them sound like men. They all sound like 12 year old boys having voice cracks.

The beat down wasn’t that bad and was entirely deserved. She resisted. And she kept resisting, even as more men showed up to subdue her. She made the situation worse.

I dunno what it is with these morons who do not obey authority (the judge) or law enforcement when they show up. As with all these sorts of situations, all she had to do was shut up, calm down and comply. That’s it. Don’t interrupt the judge. Do what she says. If you can’t swing that, then let yourself get cuffed and lead away and deal it later in court. As a lawyer, FFS, if anything, she should know that. And that resisting arrest by itself is a crime that’s not gonna help your career as a lawyer.

Just another FAFO. Pooner lawyer style.

It genuinely could've all been avoided if it wasn't for the innate entitlement troons have. They only know how to demand things from others instead of actually listening to other people. That's why she spoke over the judge and that's why she resisted arrest. Just pure entitlement.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

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What an absolutely, chef's-kiss-perfect chimpout!

Stupid!
Pointlessly-argumentative!
Never knows when to shut up!
Makes everything worse for herself and her client!
Screams like an animal!
Bellows that "he" can't breathe!
Even wants the cops called on the cops!

That lil pooner simply must be part-nigger. That kind of chimpery simply cannot be acquired through training, but only by genetic gift.

Edit: I just clocked who the pooner sounds like when she starts screaming: Bruce Mcculloch from Kids In The Hall when he's doing his Cabbage Head character.

 

[Sloppa]

I found her Instagram (A), and it goes all the way back to 2015, when she was a fat woman with a wife and an adopted or surrogate baby.

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Google preview shows the hashtag #girlattorney, I couldn't find the exact post that it corresponds to but it's pretty funny to see that she's going to spend the rest of her life misgendered in Google search results due to her own cringe behavior.

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She formerly used her professional account as a photo blog, where she posted multiple photos of her baby, using his FULL NAME AS A HASHTAG. Censorship in this photo is mine, because I feel bad for the little guy.

This is a rather sad trend I've noticed, with gay women of a very particular personality type who become pooners. They are outwardly "tough masculine women" but histrionic princesses on the inside. Which leads me to wonder if they are all misdiagnosed personality disorders?

 

[Waffle Iron]

At the one hand it is a pretty impressive transformation, the wig and filters are doing a lot. At the other hand, he still looks really masculine. The discussion we had a few pages back on clockability, this one is highly clockable to me. The psycho eyes and extreme AGP grin dont help.

Just because you can get a little air doesn't mean you're getting enough air.

she's screaming at the top of her lungs. Floyd barely could talk as the drugs were shutting his body down.

The artificial testosterone doesn't even make them sound like men. They all sound like 12 year old boys having voice cracks.

the testosterone makes their vocal cords thicker, but they don't elongate like a man's so they're stuck with boy voice.

That's a crazy video but I felt uncomfortable watching a woman get beaten, even if she has a beard.

If she just offers her wrists they wouldnt have beaten her.

 

[Sloppa]

At the one hand it is a pretty impressive transformation, the wig and filters are doing a lot. At the other hand, he still looks really masculine. The discussion we had a few pages back on clockability, this one is highly clockable to me. The psycho eyes and extreme AGP grin dont help.

Are you blind sir? Have you taken your pills this morning?

 

[blubberlubber]

Does Ace Attorney yaoi encourage them to pursue law or something

It's because autists are good at that sort of thing and most trannies are autistic. Black and white thinking, strong sense of justice, and an appeal to a suit kink for the Aidens I suppose.
t. met three of them strangely enough

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

The beat down wasn’t that bad and was entirely deserved. She resisted. And she kept resisting, even as more men showed up to subdue her. She made the situation worse.

I dunno what it is with these morons who do not obey authority (the judge) or law enforcement when they show up. As with all these sorts of situations, all she had to do was shut up, calm down and comply. That’s it. Don’t interrupt the judge. Do what she says. If you can’t swing that, then let yourself get cuffed and lead away and deal it later in court. As a lawyer, FFS, if anything, she should know that. And that resisting arrest by itself is a crime that’s not gonna help your career as a lawyer.

Just another FAFO. Pooner lawyer style.

I believe they are acting out, as ‘marginalized groups’ in hopes of a lawsuit. They know damn well especially with body worn cameras and courtroom cams they are perfectly safe to behave outrageously towards their ‘oppressors’ with almost zero consequence. I’m just surprised to see what is essentially a professional white woman performing this behavior, but then again I’ve never been more disappointed in my fellow white women than I have this entire decade and here we are.

 

[Cunningham]

gross.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Send in Officer Lilith.

If that had capped the video, some brick-hon cop taking her down, with lil pooner screaming in her fifty-year-old-Floridian-diner-waitress-with-a-two-pack-a-day-smoking-habit voice: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHH NO, A REAL FEMALE OFFICER, GODDAMNIT", I would be dead of mirth right now.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Just because you can get a little air doesn't mean you're getting enough air.

Sure but being able to gasp and yell probably indicates that you’re getting enough, yeah?

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Sure but being able to gasp and yell probably indicates that you’re getting enough, yeah?

Not necessarily. Imagine you're trying to breathe through a narrow straw. You can get some air- enough to scream that you're being suffocated, even- but not getting enough air can kill you just as dead as not getting any at all, only slower.

 

[Sloppa]

If that had capped the video, some brick-hon cop taking her down, with lil pooner screaming in her fifty-year-old-Floridian-diner-waitress-with-a-two-pack-a-day-smoking-habit voice: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHH NO, A REAL FEMALE OFFICER, GODDAMNIT", I would be dead of mirth right now.

ONE FEMALE OFFISIR COMING RIGHT UP!

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Not necessarily. Imagine you're trying to breathe through a narrow straw. You can get some air- enough to scream that you're being suffocated, even- but not getting enough air can kill you just as dead as not getting any at all, only slower.

Fiiiine, it’s only funny when they start screaming I CAN’T BREATHE 1 picosecond after being touched.

 

[Gaystapo]

I can't sneed! I can't sneed!

 

[Retreaded Tire]

This one isn't the tranny posting the L but I think it still qualifies.

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

Fiiiine, it’s only funny when they start screaming I CAN’T BREATHE 1 picosecond after being touched.

 

[Chickenpolar]

I found another reddit post about people being unwillingly stuck with troons under the same roof. It's not as funny as the last one, but still pretty amusing. I highlighted my favorite part:

How was this not your favorite part?

They are collossally overweight. Like, they actually broke our toilet seat by sitting in it

 

[The Projects]

I found another reddit post about people being unwillingly stuck with troons under the same roof.

This is painful to read, if it isn't bait, then this guy is basically living the worst life possible, wife is friends with disgusting trannies, to the my wife's son, except his wife's son is a poon, he lives in Seattle, he plays Rimworld... He plays Rimworld.

This one isn't the tranny posting the L but I think it still qualifies.

This one however is definitely engagement bait, not a chance in hell it isn't.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Not necessarily. Imagine you're trying to breathe through a narrow straw. You can get some air- enough to scream that you're being suffocated, even- but not getting enough air can kill you just as dead as not getting any at all, only slower.

Oh for gods sake. I wish it was more lethal.
It’s part of the Kesha (and now apparently male troon attorney) bwc arrest trope. I can’t breathe, don’t touch me, I want a female cop, I need to see your superior, I’m pregnant, you’re racist, etc etc etc. And Mr. Poon Attorney here is very aware of what she needs to say to get attention. It worked with the Oklahoma Post article (barf). Go read it, no mention of why Mr.Poon ended up on the floor, just that she can’t breave.
In fact I challenge anyone to watch one Kesha arrest video where the big back doesn’t holler repeatedly that they can’t breave, and they can, in fact, breathe just fine. But they still need to go to the hospital to make sure they are ok, another 1k taxpayer $$ wasted.