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This pooner is upset that her community along with straight women don't take her seriously as a man.

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Being a straight trans man feels like existing in the margins of every community self.ftm
submitted 23 hours ago * by Confident_Goat8992
I’m a straight trans man in my 30s, early in medical transition (on T, pre-op). I’m dominant, masculine-presenting, attracted exclusively to women. And I’m realizing how isolating this specific intersection is.
In queer spaces, I often feel invisible or misunderstood. The narrative is usually about gay/bi trans men, or trans men in relationships with other trans/nonbinary people. Straight trans men who are attracted to cis women? We don’t get talked about much. And when we do, it’s often through the lens of “passing privilege” or “straight privilege” - which completely ignores the specific dysphoria and challenges we face.
I’ve had women be attracted to the masculine energy I bring, the dominance, the confidence - but then struggle with my body. I’ve had people assume I must be a lesbian because I’m AFAB and attracted to women, completely erasing my masculine identity. I’ve had partners who wanted me to be “soft” or “sensitive” in ways that felt like they were trying to feminize me, not recognizing that I’m building a masculine self that’s virile, assertive, and unapologetic.
The dysphoria hits different when you’re trying to embody traditional masculine sexuality. I want to fuck like a man. I want to be desired AS a man - not as a “soft boi” or an exception or someone’s experimental phase. I want the kind of sexual dynamic where my masculinity is the center, not a caveat.
And “the wrong plumbing” situation? It’s brutal when you’re trying to have the kind of sex that aligns with how you see yourself. I know there are workarounds, I know plenty of trans men have fulfilling sex lives pre/during transition. But the disconnect between how I feel internally (virile, masculine, sexually dominant) and what my body currently looks like? That’s a specific kind of dysphoria that I don’t see talked about enough in straight trans guy contexts.
I’m also navigating what it means to be dominant/kinky as a trans man. I’ve found that kink spaces can actually be more affirming than vanilla dating - because dominance is about energy and presence, not just anatomy. But even there, I sometimes feel like I have to prove my masculinity in ways cis men don’t.
I guess I’m writing this because I’m tired of feeling like I’m between communities. Too trans for straight spaces, too straight for queer spaces, too masculine for some trans spaces, too pre-op for others.
Are there other straight trans men here who relate to this? How are you navigating dating, sexuality, dysphoria, and building the kind of masculine identity you actually want - not just the one that’s “acceptable” or “soft enough” for people to handle?
I want to hear from guys who are also building virile, confident, dominant masculine selves while dealing with bodies that don’t match yet. How are you staying grounded in who you are when the world keeps trying to put you in boxes that don’t fit?
Update: Wow! It’s my first time posting on here, after lurking for a long time and I’m so encouraged by the outpouring support from all even if you cannot totally relate to my experience. I will try to reply to every comment as humanly possible. I really didn’t expect so much love, relatability and voice of support. So thank you 100x🙏!


And it turns out, as much as she complains about not being able to have sex like a man, she seems to like her breasts.

"Back in my butch lesbian day, I was terrified to ask anyone out. The online app culture, for all the harm it might have caused, really makes it easier to date in my 30s. But again, it boils down to my internal feelings of inadequacies or feeling not masc enough or not lesbian enough for cis women.
And yes as a top/Dom who is fairly comfortable with my body (except with my plumbing for sex), it’s really frustrating to not be seen and validated as a guy that doesn’t have or plan to have top surgery or a ton of facial hair, a ripped body."



Of course there are many lesbians and pansexual who want to be seen as super masculine manly guys.


Severe_Register4369 [score hidden] 23 hours ago
I'm not straight, I am Pan, but I do like topping a lot and being dominant, but way to often when I try to I get pressured into bottoming and it really fucks with me.
I have found that kink communities are a lot better, specifically kink people who have been in the community for an extended period of the time and actually understand what real dominance is.
I rarely get to explore being dominant or a top because of all the pressure from every partner I try to have to bottom, even when they agree to let me top it still has this vibe their doing me a favor. I really, really, really struggle with women for some reason.
Cis women are damn near impossible for me to pick up, or when I do they get uncomfortable with my anatomy and quickly bail, or start asking if I'm a lesbian or something.
Its really frustrating trying to top as a pre surgery trans guy cause it just feels like everyone's doesn't really see you as a top or a dom.

apolloinjustice- 25 and pre-T [score hidden] 22 hours ago
im neither straight nor a strict top (bi switch/vers if it matters) but i know exactly where youre coming from. it sucks. full disclosure, i havent put myself out there in the dating scene for several reasons, dysphoria being one, so im not familiar with that rejection. but the need to be seen and desired sexually as a man, as masculine and dominant, that is deeply familiar.
im beyond happy for trans men that dont need or want to feel/behave that way and i hope they have happy fulfilling lives. but i hate that the expectation for trans men is to soften and sand down our masculinity because other people dont know how to handle it or feel uncomfortable because of it (to be clear, not blaming these other trans men for this kind of treatment, this behavior towards us is rooted in transphobia and misogyny, not because there are trans men that dont feel/want to be masculine). theres also the flip side of that, where because we werent born with a penis we arent "allowed" or havent "earned" the right to be and behave masculinely. i dont get it! i am a man, why cant i be treated as one!
i dont have any advice, but i wish i did. i think i just rehashed your post on accident (sorry lol) but i hope it helps to know youre not alone 🫂 i just have to hope that ill eventually find people who see and love and desire me for the man i am, and i guess in order to find them i need to continue living as exactly that. a lot easier said than done.


cubiles [score hidden] 22 hours ago
I am so happy that someone posted about this!! YES. A thousand percent yes… it’s painful sometimes being in certain spaces because I feel like I don’t fit. I relate to everything you mentioned, particularly the sex part… my wife enjoys it but that moment of “oh, hold on while I strap up” really kills the mood sometimes and it just eats me up inside how I’ll never be able to penetrate her and have that connection with her. It sucks but no one can relate to me in local support groups so I just stopped going.

[–]atrociousoddity [score hidden] 20 hours ago
I’m totally with you here. Especially the strap part. My wife doesn’t bat an eye at it or mind but I feel so much shame, embarrassment, insecurity, etc that I start shutting down. Same with the support groups too, couldn’t fit in with them. Too straight, too close to being cis, too masculine, whatever it is I’m not queer enough for them because I’m “just trans”.

[–]cubiles [score hidden] 14 hours ago
Yep, had that same experience too and was judged when I voiced liking some aspects of the “traditional” male/female roles in relationships. But that is “toxic masculinity”… is it toxic if my wife also likes how our relationship is structured ? It’s ridiculous.

Last-Laugh7928- he/him | transmasc lesbian | 💉 8/21/21 [score hidden] 21 hours ago
i don't call myself a straight man anymore, but i am male-presenting, a dom top, and attracted exclusively to women and femmes. i get the desire to want to "fuck like a man" and how bottom dysphoria gets in the way. i've had many, many unreciprocated crushes on straight women and felt deeply insecure about knowing that i'd probably have a better chance with them if i was cis.
my girlfriend is the perfect feminine compliment to my masculinity and being with her has done wonders for my dysphoria honestly. i feel so much more confident and more masculine, socially and sexually.
in part, you are responsible for working on your own self-esteem and you shouldn't rely exclusively on anyone else's validation. but having a partner who makes you feel sexy for how strong and masculine you are is really a game changer. i hope you get to experience that soon, if you haven't already.
anyway, if there are any spaces specifically for trans men/transmascs in your area, i find those to be better than general "queer" spaces. i go to a meetup for trans men every month and it's been great. we get men of varying sexualities and presentations and no one is judged or excluded.

No different than the straight trannies, wanting what they can truly never have.

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And here we see why gaycels don't tend to go t4t as much as pooner's.

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My fucking sides :story:
That was pure kino and may as well just win LOTY media already now now now. The brazeness of the other lawyer, the way the judge calmly places down her glasses mid sperg out. I have to watch it again.
Eta @Miss M I gave up on FFXIV for that reason, it got way too much and I felt gross knowing behind every cat girl with a 2B slutglam (a lot) is a tranny definitely up to disgusting shit in an "18+" discord. Back to WoW the old faithful where I can solo pretty much everything, get my MMO fix and turn all chats off!
 
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Late but lawyer is also the only one of the Big Three (Doctor, Engineer, Lawyer) that isn't STEM, so I'd expect it to comparatively have a lot more women.
 
I want to hear from guys who are also building virile, confident, dominant masculine selves
VIRILE! :story:This is among the funnier pooner goals I've heard. Good luck with that, li'l dood.

Was hoping for some pics of this burgeoning virile sperm factory but alas, nothing. I did find this:
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If nothing else, she seems to have adopted some of the incel-adjacent neuroticism peculiar to Asian guys.
 
FULL NAME AS A HASHTAG.
I will always be floored by the sheer audacity of these personalities in cyber. You claim to be bullied, to be hated, to be the butt of every joke, this is why you need to be as loud and  fucking annoying as possible about your shit no one cares about, why the marches, pride months etc.... yet despite that have a kid and advertise this poor kid on the Internet. How delusional can you possibly be?
 
Lots of selfies at link.
Here's before and after with someone else holding the camera.
Money well spent? Because that took lots of money.
Lots of praise in the comments.
That's enough (clumsily-applied) makeup that no skin is visible, but he still has the facial shape of a middle-aged man. Keep in mind that a dead-on, face-towards-camera still image is the closest to passing that he can get, and he still looks more like a mentally-ill man than a woman. Money very poorly spent.

It is very interesting that the makeup is that heavily caked on, considering everything else. Either he was rich but too lazy to learn makeup, or anything that looked at all subtle left too much of his face showing.
 
I found another reddit post about people being unwillingly stuck with troons under the same roof. It's not as funny as the last one, but still pretty amusing. I highlighted my favorite part:
I can't stand my wife's bestie and I need to finally get it off my chest.
My wife's bestie is someone I was never really fond of. Truth is I found them tolerable for short times at best. But I was polite and kept my opinions to myself.

Then, last year, a few weeks before our wedding this bestie had a housing crisis and needed somewhere to stay for "a couple of weeks" while they found a new place. I agreed to let them stay in our downstairs lounge while they did, and they could just pay us a couple hundred bucks for food and living expenses for that month. Well, wedding happened, they were one of my wife's bridesmaids, but they hadn't even found a prospect for moving out. So, they stayed in our basement lounge promising they were looking for a place.

This persisted month after month, no sign of them moving out and they paid us 400 a month (unheard of rent for the Seattle area we live in) to just crash in our basement. And after a while, theyre obnoxious habits just started to wear me down like sandpaper. Let me describe them.

They are basically the trans fem version of an incel. They are collossally overweight. Like, they actually broke our toilet seat by sitting in it, and when I give them rides in my car, speed bumps hit the bottom of my car frame. They get out and even with 4 normal sized people we dont hit any speed bumps. This person struggles to even walk up flights of stairs, and constantly has to breathe with their mouth open because their lungs are struggling to keep them alive even at rest.

Moving on from thet, they practice minimal hygiene, like only shower once a week maybe, and when they do they leave a carpet of nastiness on the shower floor like thats normal? The shower has to be cleaned of all the crud before anyone else can use it afterwards because they dont even bother to spray it down. So naturally, they fucking wreak of body odor. Again, picking them up in my car they often make the whole car smell like a gym locker room. All I can do is open the car window wider and try to breathe the outside air. They know this but theyre just too damn lazy to do anything about it. They just go "what do you mean i stank?". While they lived in our basement lounge the whole fucking place smelled like a used jock strap (not just any jock strap, like off someone who had been wearing it through a three day marathon in desert heat) since it was downstairs the smell stayed down there at least, but whenever I went down to do laundry the bad smell hit me like a wave.

Moving on, since this is just the beggining, they're personality is like if obnoxious feminist was a person. They are constantly making every movie or game or thing a political reference. They are always shitting on men, then going on dates with guys they find on grindr. Then coming back talking about how men are trash cause none of them will call them back. Even when they do get laid, they never get a second date. And are always reading the text from dudes they get and saying "are the straight men ok? Lol". Yeah, were fine. You're the reason why none of them call you back. I can't imagine a date with them being pleasant because, oh next part.

They are an obnoxiously loud chewer. Remember how I said they couldn't breathe with their mouth closed, we'll I dont know if its the morbid obesity or just their uncontrollable appetite but they can't chew with their mouth closed either. Like ever. We sit there at dinner, eating while watching some episodes or a movie and I have to hear the loud cringe worthy chewing noises while they shovel the food I made them and my family into their ugly face. Its just constant and im glad my adhd allows me to tune it out most if the time, but if anyone in the house had AI Overview Misophonia they would've killed them long ago.

So they go on dates with desperate dudes on grinder who have to watch them loudly chew with their mouth open while smelling like goat ass and ranting about politics and then blame men for not wanting a second date. All while living in their friends basement as a favor and being unable to drive or take care if themselves, but its their dates fault that they are forever alone. Like I said, an incel in all but name.

Oh yeah, and they can't drive even though they are in their mid 30s. Not for any reason they just "never learned to drive". So they take public transit to and from work and blame politics and men and everyone else for it not being good enough.

Their political opinion by the way is just bullshit leftist. Not leftist, bullshit leftist. Im a liberal myself, and they started to make me hate liberals. Whenever a world leader of any nation is brought up theyre a "facist" everything is "facist" that person read a right wing book once so theyre a "nazi" zelensky is a "facist" all leaders are secret "nazis" even Taylor swift is a white supremacist because "her merch has lightning bolts and nazis will buy it to show how nazi they are" (thats a real quote). This wouldn't be so big a deal if it wasnt all they talked about between hating on men who dont call them back and making loud SpongeBob references.

They also just have no self control, like at all. For dinner every night I cook a meal for everyone in my house. Its just what I do, like cooking, and I pride myself on feeding my family. They gotbfood too but after a while I had to make it an unspoken rule they get to make their plate last, because they left no food for anyone else otherwise. If they did it was a tiny portion that "should be enough" but barely was. So they make their plate last, and when they did they would just shovel any remaining food onto their plate and eat all of it. Fir the six months they lived at our place, we had no leftovers even once. Then immediately after eating it, they would grab the ice cream and eat half a fucking quart. I had to designate that one brand was mine, and they got the other brand so I could have a little at the end of the night through the week, because they would clear out all the ice cream (one or two fucking tubs of bryers) in a couple days. Then they'd often doorbdesh taco bell or McDonald's at midnight after that. All eaten while chewing loudly with their mouth open so they sound like a fucking hippo eating giant pumpkins.

They looked that way too. Like some overweight people can have a pretty face, this person resembled a bloated flat faced cat with no hair. When they smiled they looked like the monsters from attack on titan. And their long this bleach bonde hair was so thin it looked like it was about to fall out. Just one of those faces where you only politely smile and pretend isn't so bad when they say "at least im pretty"

Then theres the shit I out up with every fucking night. Ok, after dinner hen we've finished watching stuff, I like to play video games with a glass of whiskey to wind down and get ready fir bed. Play one named rimworld where you build and manage a colony on a sci-fi planet and keep your people alive no matter what the game throws at you. Its challenging and fun. But since im white, every time I played this bitch sat on the couch behind me and make snarky obnoxious comments like "look at you being a colonizer" and "why are your people playing chess, I thought they spent all their time oppressing the indigenous" and "im so glad I only play Pokémon, that just makes me better than everyone".

One night I got tired of this and just called them out by saying. "Isn't Pokémon where you kidnap innocent animals minding their own business and force them into gladiator matches so you can win badges and kidnap more animals. That's kinda like a dog fighting simulator". They did not like this. They got really upset and had to go downstairs. Funny how their own medicine made them instantly break down. Wish id done that more.

In the end though, they finally moved out after I was about to raise the rent to 600 a month. (Funny coincidence) they now live with some other friends of ours and as far as im concerned that obnoxious bitch is their burden now. Im just glad to have leftovers and tge ability to play video games in peace again.

My wife's oldest son lives in our basement now. He's also a Trans man but hes cool and we have fun chatting about anime and nerd stuff. He can stay as long as he wants as far as im concerned.

But ive had to keep most of my feelings bottled up for a long time. I had an abusive childhood that taught me not to talk about things I don't t like or set boundaries because "nobody cares". I haven't told my wife any of this because I dont wanna wreak my new marriage by cutting loose and telling her basically "I can't stand your obnoxious bestie" but I suspect she knows i dont really appreciate their company.

Anyway, you all are the first to hear about any of this and im glad I could finally get it off my chest. There you go.
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That's a crazy video but I felt uncomfortable watching a woman get beaten, even if she has a beard.
The beat down wasn’t that bad and was entirely deserved. She resisted. And she kept resisting, even as more men showed up to subdue her. She made the situation worse.

I dunno what it is with these morons who do not obey authority (the judge) or law enforcement when they show up. As with all these sorts of situations, all she had to do was shut up, calm down and comply. That’s it. Don’t interrupt the judge. Do what she says. If you can’t swing that, then let yourself get cuffed and lead away and deal it later in court. As a lawyer, FFS, if anything, she should know that. And that resisting arrest by itself is a crime that’s not gonna help your career as a lawyer.

Just another FAFO. Pooner lawyer style.
 
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