📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Pho Real]

Yeah, being an attorney or working within the legal system gives you significant power over other people, that's why the field attracts a large number of problematic personality types. Little cluster B pooners feel right at home there, especially since women can be very verbally strong and they can use word-vomit manipulation techniques to get their kicks. Luckily most (would-be) pooners aren't smart enough to attain the relevant degrees, but some make it. And they are dangerous, I'd stay away from pooner lawyers at all costs, I'd even take a troon lawyer over a poon lawyer because there is a bigger chance of him being competent.

I think that’s also why so many pooners and troons end up in education. Being the only adult in the classroom gives them a false sense of both power and popularity, neither of which they likely had as students themselves since they were all probably too gross, creepy, perverted, autistic, or all of the above during their own schooling to even have friends, let alone be popular.

 

[Starefag]

Pooner at law.mp4

Reminded, distinctly of the Lawyer role in SS13, who's primary job was to yell at security whenever someone got arrested. And then wind up in the same cell as the nigga they were "representing".

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

I think that’s also why so many pooners and troons end up in education. Being the only adult in the classroom gives them a false sense of both power and popularity, neither of which they likely had as students themselves since they were all probably too gross, creepy, perverted, autistic, or all of the above during their own schooling to even have friends, let alone be popular.

It's more simple than that for teaching. They want to groom the kids about their nonsense and, sometimes, sexually.

 

[The Gay Oboma Creature]

It's very striking to me how opinions that were radical just a few years ago, would have turned heads, criticizing Israel or Jews, not liking trannies or LGBT, not liking Indians and Pakis, are now just extremely common everywhere, online and off.

I think that's more familiarity than anything else. 15 years ago, Indians were those silly Jungle Book / John Lennon / Simpsons people; nobody really knew one and nobody hated them. Then they started showing up and acting absolutely horrible, and everyone quickly soured on their presence.

Likewise with Jews - we didn't really see them much in daily life and all of our information about them came from occasional sitcom jokes about how oppressed they are, plus the occasional Fox News segment on how Israel is being attacked for no reason. Then the whole world watches the ADL talking to the richest man on Earth like they're his boss, and sees Chuck Schumer talking about how a genocidal apartheid state is the bestest democracy on Earth in the same breath as he demands America import ten billion bomalis, and suddenly people don't think they're so oppressed anymore.

It's the same deal with trannies - up until a few years ago, my knowledge of them amounted to a bit from the early seasons of Two and a Half Men, plus one off-putting guy from high school who liked to wear a bra with giant implants but generally kept to himself. Then I saw a morbidly obese 30 year old man waddling through my local university campus dressed like a female toddler.

 

[Sean Andalou]

This one had the whole cosmetic surgery menu,


Reddit -- Archive

I've had SRS, FFS, FFS Revision, a small Hair Transplant after growing most of my hair back, both Full Body Permanent Laser Hair Removal and Electrolysis permanent hair removal, and lost 150 lbs. I'm loving my life and living stealth now.

Lots of selfies at link.
Here's before and after with someone else holding the camera.

Money well spent? Because that took lots of money.
Lots of praise in the comments.

 

[Starefag]

Money well spent?

Decently passable. But the amount of money just to reach that stage is insane.

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

This one had the whole cosmetic surgery menu,

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Lots of selfies at link.
Here's before and after with someone else holding the camera.
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Money well spent? Because that too lots of money.
Lots of praise in the comments.

at least this one looks somewhat female.

 

[NoReturn]

I found her Instagram (A), and it goes all the way back to 2015, when she was a fat woman with a wife and an adopted or surrogate baby.

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Google preview shows the hashtag #girlattorney, I couldn't find the exact post that it corresponds to but it's pretty funny to see that she's going to spend the rest of her life misgendered in Google search results due to her own cringe behavior.

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She formerly used her professional account as a photo blog, where she posted multiple photos of her baby, using his FULL NAME AS A HASHTAG. Censorship in this photo is mine, because I feel bad for the little guy.

Looks like things got shut down, but I did find this:

Courtney Hopkins · @cohopki
Posted 3 years ago
908 followers
1.47K views
31 likes
4 comments
1 shares
apricoshka - Whats a soulmate
My person. @Robyn B Hopkins Thank you for this life. #twomoms #lgbtq #queerfamily #bestiefortherestie #fyp #oklahomies #locallawyer #hopkinslaw

That's actually pretty sad.

I found a tiktok, too. Here's the urlebird since they sometimes have things the live version doesn't: https://urlebird.com/user/robhopkinsesq/
A lot of the videos have kids in them, so I'm not posting them, but here are some stills from some of the videos:

Rob · @robhopkinsesq
Posted 1 year ago
875 followers
10.51K views
132 likes
9 comments
10 shares
Rob - original sound
#Paseolawyer #lgbtqia #lawyersoftiktok #lawyertiktok #familylaw

 

[BoneAppleTeeth]

Lots of praise in the comments.

The filters and makeup are doing the heavy lifting

 

[tack så mycket]

Remember, that woman technically has a fucking doctorate. She should know better than to act that way in a professional setting, especially in front of a Judge. If it was a troon instead of a pooner I'd say it was the troon's natural hatred for real women, but I have no idea how this plays out with the pooner delusions. Maybe she thought this is how manly men act?

I reckon that's the testosterone, it's making her really aggressive and she can't control herself

 

[Lasagna4Dead]

 Snip

Nothing says lawyer like filming yourself breaking the law. Noticed also that she named her dog after a pedophile (Harvey Milk)

If only you knew how bad things really are

 

[NoReturn]

Nothing says lawyer like filming yourself breaking the law. Noticed also that she named her dog after a pedophile (Harvey Milk)

Yep

Rob · @robhopkinsesq
Posted 6 months ago
875 followers
36.69K views
58 likes
22 comments
4 shares
The Macarons Project - original sound - themacaronsproject
•HARVEY MILK, JR.• Named with pride, Harvey Milk Jr. stands for equality, inclusion, and making sure every voice is heard—even if his comes out as a snort. After losing our beloved Winston, Harvey Milk Jr. reminds us that healing comes with joy, loyalty, and sometimes four paws. He’s not just our office pup—he’s a daily reminder of why we do what we do: to stand beside those finding their place, their family, and their voice. So if you see him at the office, be prepared for unconditional support…and maybe a request for snacks. #hopkinslaw #hopkinslawokc #paseoattorney #okcattorney #locallawyer

 

[Sean Andalou]

The filters and makeup are doing the heavy lifting

In person is the only real test.
But as I've said before, some troons not-pass harder than others.

 

[Pikanic]

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Damn Phoenix Wright really let himself go.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I reckon that's the testosterone, it's making her really aggressive and she can't control herself

That was my thought, as well. Women that abuse T often end up extremely paranoid or ready to throw hands at the drop of a hat.

I agree with @Jimmy Dean Bowl, this was the best court/body cam footage I’ve seen since JaeBae’s arrest footage. Only instead of a massive naked woman screeching “HANDS UP NO RAPE,” it’s a pooner lawyer screeching “I CAN’T BREATHE” like she thinks it’ll be an effective social justice tactic for her.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

Is law becoming a pooner career? This is the third FTM lawyer I've seen. The other two are Kalvin Garrah (formerly popular FTM YouTuber of yesteryear) and Hendrix "The Pissed Off Lawyer" on X (who then detransed then retransed then detransed again). Does Ace Attorney yaoi encourage them to pursue law or something? Do the fancy suits give them "gender euphoria"? Do they feel like they're social justice heroes standing up for minorities and other troons? What is it about law that appeals to them?

The scary thing is that they are probably entering that field to advance their agenda. She seems to work in family law; I wonder if the “mom” they were talking about was actually female? I don’t want someone like this in family law or as a teacher - this is the type of lawyer to disappear a confused autistic kid from their family.

It's very striking to me how opinions that were radical just a few years ago, would have turned heads, criticizing Israel or Jews, not liking trannies or LGBT, not liking Indians and Pakis, are now just extremely common everywhere, online and off.

Seems to coincide with exactly the moment Elon Musk bought Twitter. We all thought we were alone before that. The resentment towards all the various groups mentioned was building up since mid-2010s, hence why Trump got elected to begin with.

In fact whenever I find a thread on this very forum that I want to get into, if it’s even a little political, I always notice a huge change in tone at the exact month Musk acquired Twitter.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

Damn! Life is not like pr0n.

I disagree. Life is a lot like porn: no matter who you are or what you try to do at the start, eventually you get fucked in the ass,

Majoring in Fucking Around, Minoring in Finding Out: though her parents literally warned her not to go on steroids lest she wants her funding revoked, a stupid college student goes ahead and gets on them anyway and is now panicking at the horrific notion of facing consequences for her actions.

Why is she fully financially dependent on her parents at 19? Her parents pay for her tuition AND her food and rent. Maybe I'm an outlier but I was expected to have a job and pay for my own stuff by 15, and I'm also Gen Z. She literally gets everything paid for with a tiny condition attached (dont take steroids) and still whines about it.

Decently passable. But the amount of money just to reach that stage is insane.

That's gotta be what? 100k spent at the very least? Imagine putting your life on pause for years, saving up money for a surgery, getting it, recovering, until you've had like 5. All you get at the end is looking like a hollow mockery of a woman, and so much wasted time and money. This is the biggest blackpill on troons for me.

 

[Halbschwanz]

Nothing says lawyer like filming yourself breaking the law. Noticed also that she named her dog after a pedophile (Harvey Milk)

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Pig Cups]

This one had the whole cosmetic surgery menu,

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Lots of selfies at link.
Here's before and after with someone else holding the camera.
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Money well spent? Because that took lots of money.
Lots of praise in the comments.

“Impressive, very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s card the side profile and walking gait.”


The only advantages that he has here are full control over lighting and angles, filters/retouching, and the ability to take an unlimited amount of photos to select the best one. Take those away, and he’s an obvious brickhon like the rest of them. YWNBAW.

 

[NoReturn]

The scary thing is that they are probably entering that field to advance their agenda. She seems to work in family law; I wonder if the “mom” they were talking about was actually female?

If you go back and watch the dude-lawyer says something about the woman having an active warrant and "Rob" flips out immediately.
If you check some of the other articles about the past cases from the same law firm, one of them mentions a client saying away from the county to avoid domestic violence. I wonder how often Hopkins Law and Associates recommends their clients remote-in to their hearings.