💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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I'm glad to see after missing out on lolcow of the year Hasan is still gunning for it this year. I was afraid he was going to fizzle out with his legacy of Electric Dog Man.
 
The New York Times just published an article about Nuestra América Convoy in Cuba, using Hasan as the main person of interest and framing device. Hasan was aware of this since he was previously contacted for comment, but he seethed over it live on stream as soon as he heard that the article was up, even though I think the article is ultimately soft on him and the event, mainly describing the whole story as a Left-Right political fight. I wonder if the main organizers at Progressive International and Code Pink regret inviting Hasan since he seems to be the main attractor of negative attention. And Hasan is the one who in turn brought along Kneecap, too.

https://archive.is/P5LnJ
The NYT article updated with a statement from Hasan that he composed on stream yesterday.
Mr. Piker said in a statement that the attacks were meant to serve as a “distraction” from the work of activists and politicians to show how the U.S. government’s treatment of Cuba had “asphyxiated the island” and to downplay how the Trump administration was “engaging in yet another unjustifiable regime change effort” in Cuba.

I just noticed that Hasan does not capitalize letters as a rule, unless it's caps lock. Not even for the names of people. Not just for fast tweets. Looking around, it appears to me that it's his manner of typing everywhere. He must've trained phone autofill/correcting for this as well. I guess that's what practicing anti-capitalism means to him, rather than anything to do with his consumerism.
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Tangentially related to the thread but those kneecap guys are fuckin fags and their music sucks.
All the senseless deaths in Irish history and these wankers get to live. Ofc they are from Belfast.
I just noticed that Hasan does not capitalize letters as a rule, unless it's caps lock.
He types like a white girl because he is a white girl trapped in a turk's body. Is like that Rob Schneider movie, the animal.
 
I just noticed that Hasan does not capitalize letters as a rule, unless it's caps lock. Not even for the names of people. Not just for fast tweets. Looking around, it appears to me that it's his manner of typing everywhere. He must've trained phone autofill/correcting for this as well.
He went and turned the auto caps off in his phone settings because he is a massive faggot. The only other people who do this are teenage girls with wannabe tumblr-aesthetic social media accounts. Approaching 40, “straight” male btw
 
So which country is going to pay Hasan next?
North Korea might be able to convince Hasan to come over. There’s been a phase of online leftists unironically defending them so there’s just enough people for another “flotilla” to come over.

However, he is unironically stupid enough to end up becoming the next Otto Warmbier and create a diplomatic nightmare by either actually trying to steal a poster to put in his room to prove to his audience how much of a communist he is or being on his phone when he should be laying flowers down in front of the statues of the Supreme Leaders during his tour.
 
It is very funny how everyone noticed that this whole thing was more performative propaganda than a Gestapo breakdancing film. This either did not raise their reputation enough to make it worth it or it actively hurt them. And Hasan made things worse with comments such as "they like not having electricity".
 
This been known from miles away that it was gonna be another scheme.

If wasn't crystal clear after his visit to china numbah one, then idk what else to tell you.

After all this fag won't last 1hr without his wealthy perks nor privilege because morons like Hasan are too used to their fixed tidy lifestyle. for him attempting to play the humble card is just no fucking way he's going to sleep in a regular bed, eat or drink regular food and all that shit basically... specially given in a shitty 3rd world country like Cuba.

Any other 3rd world country he defo doing the same he did in Cuba but in a different environment.
 
North Korea might be able to convince Hasan to come over. There’s been a phase of online leftists unironically defending them so there’s just enough people for another “flotilla” to come over.

However, he is unironically stupid enough to end up becoming the next Otto Warmbier and create a diplomatic nightmare by either actually trying to steal a poster to put in his room to prove to his audience how much of a communist he is or being on his phone when he should be laying flowers down in front of the statues of the Supreme Leaders during his tour.
Apparently, the US has barred travel to North Korea since 2017 in response to the kidnapping and murder of Otto Warmbier.

But if it wasn't for that, I think there is a good chance that Hasan would NOT go to North Korea out of fear of accidentally breaking US law or receiving its scrutiny. As I just shared earlier, even though it was in his ability to do so, he cancelled his trip to Cuba last year because of this worry, possibly not feeling confident in his own ability to ensure legal compliance. I think one reason why he just traveled to Cuba now was because it was in a very big group that did a lot of the travel-planning and legal checks for him.

But if it wasn't for that too, I initially suspected that Hasan would be up for a propaganda tour in North Korea. Though he doesn't speak about it nearly as much as Cuba and China, he at least blames its faults on America and sanctions as per his usual policy. This is similar to how he speaks of his Cuba trip now, not so much saying that the communist regime is super-awesome (though he certainly believes that), but rather talking about how everything bad going on there is the fault of the American "blockade". I could see North Korea using this narrative angle with him.

However, I did a little investigating on his regard towards North Korea and found this self-produced clip of him watching a video on some guy's recent trip to North Korea. Though Hasan does call himself a "centrist" and exhibit some apologia towards North Korea, it appears he does recognize that North Korea is immensely oppressive and suspicious of tourists (much more so than China), which now has me concluding that Hasan would not go to North Korea under any circumstance because he appropriately recognizes and fears the danger he'd be put in by North Korea, outweighing even his concerns over US law.

It is very funny how everyone noticed that this whole thing was more performative propaganda than a Gestapo breakdancing film. This either did not raise their reputation enough to make it worth it or it actively hurt them. And Hasan made things worse with comments such as "they like not having electricity".
I do wonder whether the organizers of the Cuba trip (Progressive International, Code Pink) regret bringing Hasan and in turn Kneecap (Hasan personally invited them) along due to the negative attention that they attracted. However, as I speculated in the Cuba Happenings thread, I suspect that the organizers' true purpose of the trip is not actually PR, but to meet and collaborate in person with the Cuban regime under the guise of humanitarian aid, and that seemed to go according to plan.
 
I do wonder whether the organizers of the Cuba trip (Progressive International, Code Pink) regret bringing Hasan and in turn Kneecap (Hasan personally invited them) along due to the negative attention that they attracted. However, as I speculated in the Cuba Happenings thread, I suspect that the organizers' true purpose of the trip is not actually PR, but to meet and collaborate in person with the Cuban regime under the guise of humanitarian aid, and that seemed to go according to plan.
I do think they regret Hasan and Kneecap. Perhaps their true purpose was the collaboration with the regime. Regardless, the PR boost was an important if secondary goal at the very least. Hasan making his stupid comments and Kneecap killing people probably hurt the entire campaign. I doubt that the Goof Squad drawing attention to the mismanagement of the country by the regime went down all that well with the Cuban Commies.

"We are here to help you remain in power!"
"Your friends talked about how our people are savages that do not want electricity and killed a bunch of people in the hospitals which was later reported! You made things worse!"
 
North Korea might be able to convince Hasan to come over. There’s been a phase of online leftists unironically defending them so there’s just enough people for another “flotilla” to come over.

However, he is unironically stupid enough to end up becoming the next Otto Warmbier and create a diplomatic nightmare by either actually trying to steal a poster to put in his room to prove to his audience how much of a communist he is or being on his phone when he should be laying flowers down in front of the statues of the Supreme Leaders during his tour.
He wouldnt go to North Korea because theres no way he can stream.
 
>Travels to chine to make it look good
>Instantly gets his phone taken by the police for filming around tiananman square

>Travels to cuba to make it look good
>Start white people rave that leads to blackouts across the entire island, hasan stays in 5* hotel and returns to USA 2 days later because the internet there was too bad to stream.

Is hasan the sonichu medalion of propagandists?
 
I can’t get over how retarded his eyes look, they’re beady little soulless slits. Come to think of it Hasan seems to be completely humorless too, and takes himself so seriously that it’s hard not to laugh at his retarded sociopathic behavior.
 
He's so butthurt over reaction to this Cuba trip lol

I bet he saw reaction to Greta's flotilla last year, which was largely positive on twitter/reddit/tiktok etc. and was just hyping himself up for months over all this adoration he's about to receive and instead everyone thinks he's a dickhead narcissist. Thought he's gonna be internet darling like she was just to get smacked in the face with universal hate wave - and even people who sympathie with Cuba just think it's performative, out of touch and narcissistic endeavor. No one says anything nice about him whatsoever, it sting the inflated ego.
Just malding 3 days in the row, cant even do his coverage on Iran because he gets sidetracked by tweets to yell at.
 
>Travels to chine to make it look good
>Instantly gets his phone taken by the police for filming around tiananman square

>Travels to cuba to make it look good
>Start white people rave that leads to blackouts across the entire island, hasan stays in 5* hotel and returns to USA 2 days later because the internet there was too bad to stream.

Is hasan the sonichu medalion of propagandists?
That is not it. He is just your average "useful" idiot. Opens his mouth without thought and leaves everyone else to deal with the aftermath. Problem is, if you throw enough grenades carelessly, some of them are guaranteed to ricochet close to you. This is it. We are watching this happen. Anyone close to him will get exploded and even he is getting caught in his own attacks.
 
First, he's pushing the common far left line of Cuban doctors being literal magicians with cures for everything and clandestine medical expertise that could only be garnered in Cuba, and their discoveries are only stifled by the evil US:
Medicines to mitigate the effects of Alzheimer's disease have been around for fucking years, it just costs a fuck ton to get in most cases and doesn't actually reverse the damage already done. Whatever Cuba is attempting to make is probably just a rebranded version of what we already have and will be less effective due to their limited resources and subpar education. Hasan could've figured this shit out with 2 google searches but he instead chose to talk out of his ass.
 
There’s been a phase of online leftists unironically defending them
Holy shit they just can't help themselves. Despite Destiny's millions of transgressions, I do have to give him credit for being able to resist the "all of america's enemies are actually just misunderstood wholeseome good boys" shit. He's the only leftist tuber who seems immune to it.

He's so butthurt over reaction to this Cuba trip lol
He's been butthurt about basically everything that has happened for a year with a unique type of orneriness. Yeah everything he cares about is caving in but I also can't help but wonder if he's having trouble getting his dick wet lately. Most of his clout came from girls wanting to climb the social latter and the tide is against his side now. I'm sure he still scores but it's probably way harder and damaging to his izzat. Also googling his name probably brings up "dog shocker" which is a dealbreaker for 99% of white girls.
 
He's so butthurt over reaction to this Cuba trip lol

I bet he saw reaction to Greta's flotilla last year, which was largely positive on twitter/reddit/tiktok etc. and was just hyping himself up for months over all this adoration he's about to receive and instead everyone thinks he's a dickhead narcissist. Thought he's gonna be internet darling like she was just to get smacked in the face with universal hate wave - and even people who sympathie with Cuba just think it's performative, out of touch and narcissistic endeavor. No one says anything nice about him whatsoever, it sting the inflated ego.
Just malding 3 days in the row, cant even do his coverage on Iran because he gets sidetracked by tweets to yell at.
Hasn't been the same ever since he "fled" to japan after the election results.
 
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