🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Well gee wiz Tarl, remember when everyone said fucking around was just going to make the Judge's hammer bigger? We're all the dummies though, right? Better get your butt down south, BOY.
 
I don't usually pay this guy much attention. Is he for real with this?
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He should've just cooperated with Vermont. It's possible he could be serving his time there instead. But now it sounds like he's going to end up serving time in Louisiana. What an absolute dumbass!
 
HerTea Pants said:
He should've just cooperated with Vermont. It's possible he could be serving his time there instead. But now it sounds like he's going to end up serving time in Louisiana. What an absolute dumbass!
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It's possible that Nutty Norman just really likes the BBC. (I've tried to never invoke Mutt's law, but this, well, is earned.)
 
Oh Lord! Just when Tarl's situation seems to stabilize and return to some form of boring normalcy, the powers at be (aka his own bad decisions) always strike again and push him into an even further doom spiral involving the same bouts of alcoholism, retard fucking, and deepening legal problems.

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I can't wait for his hot take on why appearing on Zoom is just as valid as appearing in person. My guess is he'll drunkenly slur about COVID and protection and eventually just pass out while his comfort potato continues to pay to feed and clothe him.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I can't wait for his hot take on why appearing on Zoom is just as valid as appearing in person. My guess is he'll drunkenly slur about COVID and protection and eventually just pass out while his comfort potato continues to pay to feed and clothe him.
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The man can't operate a computer without smashing the screen, drunkenly, and his lawyer (himself) refuses to tell him when his court dates are.

Tarl was free in 49 states; now he is a fugitive in all 50 by the sounds of it.
 
I'm guessing he won't be posting videos today after all. He's probably feeling ultra humiliated and going to need to get extra wasted to cope. He won't ever man up and face this on his own accord.
 
Ahoy thar Thticks! Repeat after aye:

My name is Tharl. I am an apple, and I was raised on a Pirate ship.

I don't think you need to hold your tongue since that Scurvy bilge rat smacked you in the gob.

Suffah'in succotash, & shiver Mel's Bloomers, they're gonna lock you in the brig matey, Arg!
 
General Insomnia said:
Judge Lombard detailed how he violated her own court's protection order, refused to show up in NOLA Court in person as requested, not on Zoom.

Tarl attempted to speak to his own defense, but Judge Lumbard was visibly annoyed by his interruptions.
She advised him that it would be at his own risk.

Tarl sounded like a very scared Daffy Duck; his voice was somewhat slurred, and the timbre of his voice was shaky while the judge kept cutting him off from speaking.



She mentions the open warrant for his arrest, but the judge did not appear to know that the warrant has no extradition.

She orders an Alias Capias (bench warrant), failure to appear warrant.

She tells Tarl that he is to show up immediately to the NOLA court in person if he wants any hope of having the new warrant revoked.

She then boots Tarl from the call.
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Gawddamn that judge keelhauled that pirate.
 
@Styxhexenhammer666 Tarl, for your prospective journey to New Orleans jail/prison, you should cut your hair and learn to consciously move your tongue away from your tooth gap while making the ESS sound. Trust me on this.
 
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