🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Couldn't sleep so I decided to catch up on my favorite little vampirate. And hes posting a short story about murdering people and getting in a demon polycule.

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I haven't been keeping as much of a eye on him since all the Ralph stuff popped off, I know hes talked about hurting himself and his Nutty Norman stories involve hurting animals has he ever referenced hurting/killing other people in any of his gay little stories?

Edit: I see that tarl has already written a short story about murdering people.

Attention! Another segment from my forthcoming work!MORALS ARE SUSPENDEDWorthless Walter manged to find a little time off every day to harass his coworkers. He would fart incessantly and walk by their cubicles, fueled up by bean burritos, just to bother them. Eventually his boss had enough because the complaints were piling up on his desk faster than tax reports in the IRS.He told Walter to clear his desk and go home.Walter was uninterested in this and stared at his boss like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket, before he smashed him in the head with a computer, and brought it crashing into his skull. It was plugged in, so it electrocuted him, frying his brain and sizzling on his skin like a fucking iron. Walter thought that this was funny and kicked his boss in the scrotum, getting a little jolt himself. Some of his peers were already fleeing but he had a few other ideas.Jumping over the side of his miserable drone hive cubicle, Walter decided to take out the horrendous creature who ran the HR department. This horrid bitch would never leave anyone at peace if they had a dick, and had enormous glasses, purple hair, and a massive attitude. Vengeance, he decided, would now be his, and he took it with full fury.She cocked her head and asked what the matter was in a sarcastic manner as he walked into the little office, dripping with blood and absolutely beyond insane, then took the computer mouse attached to her laptop and shoved it in her mouth, knocking her back into her chair, choking her to death, watching as her flabby arms and legs wobbled about as she had spasm after spasm and died. He kicked the dead body over too afterward, and the lips and tongue had turned blue. He laughed even more, as he pissed everywhere.The next victim was a no-brainer for Walter. For a long time he had hated his coworker in the next cubicle. He had a terrible habit of muttering to himself about trivial things that weren't even related to work, and it was driving him mad- well, more mad than before.So he determined it was time to take him out. The man had been attempting to flee, but didn't get far, as Walter took his legs out from under the man with a pile of books, then slammed him to the ground, proceeding to turn him into a meat pie more or less, bashing him over and over again with his fists, arms, feet, even headbutting him a few times, anything to inflict damage. The man stood no chance at all as Walter stood over him, laughing with lunacy, fully erect, and beat him for ten minutes. At the end the man resembled a sloppy joe more than a human corpse. The carnage was astronomical. Walter would continue.Sappy Susan was always a bore. She was not even attempting to flee, because she was too busy on Instagram and Tiktok to care. A premier lifelong bimbo, she literally did not know Walter was on a killing spree. She got a kick in the throat first, causing her to gag and vomit, then another kick, to the head, which caused her eyeballs to look in different directions. She looked s bit like a frog, as Walter smashed her in the forehead with a book over and over until she resembled a sloth or perhaps a marmoset.He continued with one terrified child who was there for a “take your kid to work day” event, and grabbed her by the hair and tossed her into a trash can, just for shits and giggles. He didn't kill her, but he was glad she would by psychologically scarred for life. She was weeping among rotting banana peels and hundreds of discarded coffee cups. This gave Walter comfort. His final act was to raid the office kitchen. He started stuffing everything down his throat; spaghetti, soup, plums, a bit of wine, peanuts, everything. His body seized up as his heart palpitated and died, and he flopped onto the floor, just a dead fucking piece of shit, covered in filth and pissing and shitting as he went cold, for all the world to marvel at.In Hell, Walter was given a reward of great value for being so messed up. Satan gave him a little home, and a reel of all of his depraved escapades on a computer so he could watch them over and over, with two demoness girlfriends, also such provided. He was finally (and vaginally) happy.
 
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Tard finally blocked me on X, so it looks like I'll have to go back to trolling him on here!

Anybody know what time his court hearing is?
 
Peachorino said:
Tard finally blocked me on X, so it looks like I'll have to go back to trolling him on here!
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Welcome to the club! In other news, he's describing his situation as "nonsensical." In reality, it makes a lot of sense, based on his own actions and words.
Styx, you put yourself in this situation through bad penis decisions and not accepting responsibility for your actions.

But, I suppose none of this would make sense to a guy who says he never wants to grow up.

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if he goes to prison, will he turn down the smug?

shieet, dem tomatoes some damn fine vegetables nom sayn

"Actually, Quantarius, I think you'll find it's a fruit. Oh, and they're reducing rec time by 5 minutes just as I predicted."
 
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If anyone is gonna try to watch the hearing, I'd recommend using a real sounding name on zoom. I don't have a great feeling about us being allowed to watch this one without getting kicked out.
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Got a link?

E: I just went back to criminalcourt.org. Is it the same judge?
 
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While we wait it occurred to me that his video yesterday about how "It must be horrible to grow up" was probably a response video to this.

 
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