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If I could surmise American style military planning and failures, imagine an M14 and continue it out to every single branch of the American military, bloated, expensive, the wrong armament for the wrong conflict.

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I'm sorry that the US military industrial complex has turned into the welfare stimulus complex, but it is, and no amount of deflection will change the reality that has been panicked about for decades and we're seeing the end results of prolonged decadence and decline.
He spends all day shitting up the catalog with BRICS nigger shit and trannie porn.
I wish I was retarded enough to understand what was meant by this
 
I bet if your shitposting fails the IRGC camel jockey faggots are going to clip jumper cables to your testicles for failing to inspire the KF doomers to shoot up synagogues to punish Americans for destroying Iran’s entire air force.

If I could surmise American style military planning and failures, imagine an M14 and continue it out to every single branch of the American military, bloated, expensive, the wrong armament for the wrong conflict.
Those same military “failures” are currently taking out the C2 infrastructure of the entire Iranian military and killing their leaders. Oh fucking no, putting an auto-sear on the M1 Garand and giving it a box magazine decades ago proves that America is weak and destined for failure. Slit your throat nigger.
 
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If I could surmise American style military planning and failures, imagine an M14 and continue it out to every single branch of the American military, bloated, expensive, the wrong armament for the wrong conflict.

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I'm sorry that the US military industrial complex has turned into the welfare stimulus complex, but it is, and no amount of deflection will change the reality that has been panicked about for decades and we're seeing the end results of prolonged decadence and decline.

I wish I was retarded enough to understand what was meant by this
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You aren't American, you post in Spanish, you only post pictures taken from 4chan. I can tell because every filename is a series of numbers and they're all pngs. You refuse to post hands when I have already. I have won without even engaging with you.
 
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You aren't American, you post in Spanish, you only post pictures taken from 4chan. I can tell because every filename is a series of numbers and they're all pngs. You refuse to post hands when I have already. I have won without even engaging with you.
>Goes to my profile
>Finds a completely irrelevant post
>Finds an in-joke made with Google translate
>I... I'VE WON CHUD

You are literally GRASPING at straws my nigger. How kike raped are you? Speaking of thirdy behaviour, how JPEG'd can you make a screen shot? Are you uploading with dial-up in Peru?
 
>Goes to my profile
>Finds a completely irrelevant post
>Finds an in-joke made with Google translate
>I... I'VE WON CHUD

You are literally GRASPING at straws my nigger. How kike raped are you? Speaking of thirdy behaviour, how JPEG'd can you make a screen shot? Are you uploading with dial-up in Peru?
That’s literally all you have. That’s all you can muster. Dude. Go jump off of a bridge you disgusting brownie. And before you try to ask SAARvam-GPT to come up with a reply, consider the fact that BRICS will never displace the global order and that the efforts of your handlers are completely useless.

How kike raped are you?
…Asking if a farmer with 1488 in his handle is controlled by Israel. You really are a fucking drooling, brain dead mongloid aren’t you?
 
Actually, Mossad provided me with a nice Jewish wife when they hired me to post on the Farms.
As part of Operation True Promise VI, me and the other mullahs promised the /pol/ migrants their own 13 year old brides with each post they make in the name of taking down Epstein Empire. Many are answering the call! (Though none of them seek to post their hands.)
 
That’s literally all you have. That’s all you can muster. Dude. Go jump off of a bridge you disgusting brownie. And before you try to ask SAARvam-GPT to come up with a reply, consider the fact that BRICS will never displace the global order and that the efforts of your handlers are completely useless.
All I've seen in reply to pointing out (obvious) US military decline, ill-keeping of vassals and it's own hubris becoming its own undoing has been ad hominems rather than any points to the contrary that actually the DMV-ification of the US military isn't happening is telling me enough.
I will not be talked down to by people who literally only know how to fall for it again. I will not be talked down to by people who get marked as raped goy cattle slaves ritualistically because their parents were massive retards and saw that a procedure was free.

The US Empire is in the process of dismantling itself and has nobody but itself to blame and with that alone I am happy.
(Supposedly your) Empire's interests are not my interests and losing the greatest Anti-White force on the planet will be a universal good.
 
If I could surmise American style military planning and failures, imagine an M14 and continue it out to every single branch of the American military
Eugene Stoner existed and his ghost would kick Witte's ghost ass.

Stoner and Browning (PBUH) might spit on the M14 for all I know but even so, you'll still never be as cool as this guy with a wooden donkey dick (yes, that's the name) foregrip.
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I feel like there is a healthy level of dooming, but then there is being what I can only assume is groyper adjacent. I am surprised by how this campaign is going and am optimistic towards this. Iran is in “win or die” mode, I do think this is different for the US. I am not happy with Israel (sorry @Catch The Rainbow and @Maori Kiwifruit Growers) because they can act like dumb fucking retards, but Iran seems to be going full schizophrenic and pissing off everyone.

Also supposedly Iran hit Turkey.
 
I will not be talked down to by people who literally only know how to fall for it again. I will not be talked down to by people who get marked as raped goy cattle slaves ritualistically because their parents were massive retards and saw that a procedure was free.
And I will not be talked down to by a retarded /pol/-tard jewsperging niggerfaggot that only tries to derail threads to politisperg about how the west is collapsing because you want to be a doomer that should absolutely go find the tranny suicide bridge and jump you fucking niggerfaggot.
 
Called it. Reuters reported that Iran only dropped a dozen naval mines in the Hormuz. So this is was a "performative" mining. As for oil the markets, they seem okay. I think they are still predicting a quick end to the war so the price hasn't spiked.

Just FYI to keep it real, Iran has capabilities to lay naval mines remotely. One platform for example is the Fajr-5 MLRS that has naval mining configurations. I'm sure they have more platforms for the same role.

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So if you see mine laying ships getting destroying, don't believe it means Iran can't mine the strait anyways.
The USA was dropping naval mines off the sides of tugboats in the 1970's.
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You can just stick them on a rail and shove them over the side. You haven't needed a dedicated minelayer since before WW2 when everyone figured out that depth charge rails could be easily adapted for the mining role, and since those were just a couple of pieces of shaped metal on the deck of a ship, well... see above.

You also haven't needed minelaying subs for the same time frame since everyone realized it was just simpler to make smaller and easier to deploy mines that fit inside the standard tubes than make a giant, non-stealthy submarine capable of holding full-sized naval mines.
When Assad fell this was incredibly true. The final moment it was confirmed he fled the country and Damascus fell, you had pro-Assadist on the internet pat themselves on the back claiming "He may have been defeated, but can you name another man who lasted as long as he did during a civil war?" in the most pathetic way of conveying that getting participation trophy owned the West.
At a certain point that's realistically the best you can expect. Mithridates VI spent his final few months of life on the run from Rome before finally getting brutally murdered by Roman assassins after everyone he had ever known told him to fuck off because they wanted no part of Roman vengeance, which is the typical fate of everyone who fucked with Rome at that time, but hey, it took Rome 40 years to finally get around to doing it, so the man deserves props for lasting 39 years longer than everyone else in his position typically would.
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Well Iran is but who cares what they think
You know... I'm starting to change my mind about a boots on the ground invasion if they're going to keep mouthing off like this. I really shouldn't because I know deep down it would end up sucking hard, but sadly izzat isn't as uniquely brown as people think it is, especially when it comes to matters of national pride.
They should allow people to donate to create customized JDAMs... they have to retrofit the bombs with glide wings and sensor packages anyway.

Mine would say "Think fast, chucklenuts!" Don't care that it's a pre-made meme.
Could always do the ancient Greek thing and just put "OW!" on it. Yes, it was just as common for people in ancient times to write shit on the weapons they fired at the enemy as it is now, and Greeks in particular loved carving their version of "OW" into their slingstones. War never changes, after all.
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Place your bets lads, will it not ever actually happen, will it be AI, will it be a body double?
Its going to be old footage of Achmed the Dead Terrorist. "Silence! I kill you!"
The White House posted a Wii-themed edit on the war against Iran.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT FUCKING TIMELINE WE ARE IN ANY MORE. THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS REAL, WAKE UP, PEOPLE!
PT boat crew's US serviceman's kleptomania had them "borrowing" and installing everything from 20mm and 40mm autocannons, mortars, recoilless rifles, rocket launchers and whatever else they can walked and or cart off with.
Fixed that for you. Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or an infantry squad the contents of their transport vehicle. Hell, you even had a bomber crew in WW2 in the Pacific that stripped out a ton of useless deadweight like parts of their structural framing so they had the weight capacity to fit some more guns and the ammo for them.
link?

Edit: I found it: https://www.kgun9.com/us-news/iran-...s-in-iraq-during-iran-offensive-officials-say

U.S. Central Command is aware of the loss of a U.S. KC-135 refueling aircraft. The incident occurred in friendly airspace during Operation Epic Fury, and rescue efforts are ongoing. Two aircraft were involved in the incident. One of the aircraft went down in western Iraq, and the second landed safely.This was not due to hostile fire or friendly fire.Read more: https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2032211125882745265

seems like the airplanes kissed.
Mid-air refueling is dangerous. We lost a B-52 during mid-air refueling in the Mediterranean, the Operation Chrome Dome incident @Mr. Racewar1488 mentioned. To be more specific on what actually happened, the flying boom went off-course and into its wing, puncturing one of the fuel tanks, and before long the whole damn B-52 went up in flames, and I think only one crewman from it was able to bail out in time.
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The most shocking thing about it isn't that there are issues, its that there's so few of them considering the absurd risks involved. Close formation flying is extremely dangerous at the best of times, never mind when you're pumping flammable liquids between the planes involved.

As to why the USA still uses fixed booms... its because they can pump out way more fuel than a hose-and-drogue system, and strategic bombers be thirsty, y'all.
Their military strategy seems to be trying to draw in every country they can conceivably piss off. Truly, they studied the "Art of War" as taught by Wimp Lo.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY
I was lucky enough to see that movie in theaters. I don't think anyone ever stopped laughing.
The dude is wanted in Europe for crimes against humanity
So are half the dudes from the Bush admin, so as far as I'm concerned that's a mark of pride.
Why are the loudest advocates for white supremacy always the worst examples of the white race?
Screw hands. He needs to post chin, assuming he even has one.
 
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