🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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A teaser from my forthcoming splatterpunk work:I'M ABSOLUTELY INSANE“What the fuck?” said Bullshit Billy as he gazed into his garage. It was stacked to the ceiling with empty booze bottles and he didn't give a shit. He thought it was the pinnacle of interior decorating. As a joke he kicked one of the giant piles and they cascaded to the floor. He cut himself on a piece of broken beer bottle then grinned as he licked the blood like a vampire.Today was a very special day. His ex wife was having a birthday party, and he had been invited. They didn't hate one another, but her new boyfriend hated and distrusted him, so he prepared to give the stupid bastard a little show.He had a backpack, into which he stuffed thermite- which was legal to buy online, charge and all- as well as a few dozen bottles of homemade napalm, reduced down from ground up styrofoam and gasoline, and some nails and cutlery. He had heard how pirates would stuff forks, knives, spoons, and everything else in the cannons and fire them if they lacked normal ammunition and always found it funny.He fucking killed one old bastard on his way out by smashing him with a hammer, causing the man a massive stroke. Billy thought to himself the man shouk have eaten fewer burgers and he wouldn't be fucking dead.From there it was a short drive to the party, which had already begun. He was naked and insane, and roared into the party like a demon, laughing and smoking crack. He had lost it.With his mind gone to Hell, he rigged up his “presents” for the confused congregants, who saw the deranged and hallucinating man stumbling out of his jeep, in horror, as he lit the fuse and laughed maniacally, hurling the explosive onto the dining table, which had been set up in a picnic-like fashion, and it exploded into a fireball, sending food blasting in every direction, all roasted by the flames. Cutlery and nails flew everywhere and blasted everyone assembled while the flames began cooking them into charred remains.He stood there, his dick as hard as a granite block, laughing insanely as the guests got splattered by the sticky flame. It was like a scene from the Vietnam War as they screamed in pain and their skin began to melt. A few people outside the blast zone weren't suffering as such, but he had other plans for them.He took out a .44 and shot two men, then punched out some old bitch without any teeth and forcefed her her own dentures, shoving them down her throat. She choked to death.The two men he shot were then stapled together, for he had planned for such a contingency. As his ex and many others keeled over the table or ran around on fire and screaming, their skulls now effectively turned into blazing lanterns, their eyes aglow and smoldering, Billy began his ultimate escapade of evil, and presented the stapled men to the dying crowd, declaring it his “pet.” He ran to his ex and her boyfriend and smashed their burning heads together. The brains oozed out under steam pressure and out of their ears and noses, roasted and smoking. This gave him great pleasure and he whipped his wang across the dead boyfriend brain matter and found it thrilling.At this point everyone was dead or dying so Billy mounted the flaming table and declared that he was going to have a viking funeral, clutching his gun and a knife to his chest, he laid down- hallucinating and in ecstatic lunacy- in the flames, and laughed as the roaring fire began to engulf his body. He lauched as he died, flames and smoke furling out of his dying mouth, before he was reduced to nothing but a charred, smoking skeleton.In Hell, Billy was remanded into custody for turtle fucking but given clemency soon after because his final acts were hilarious. It was Astaroth who granted him clemency, but he only did it so he could more easily make him a sex slave. He spent the rest of eternity being fucked, but he was supplied with endless booze and so did not care much.
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I saw this very shitty writing that styx posted on x and man is it poorly written. Even for splatterpunk, which is notorious for shitty writing.

But I also think its very telling to his current mindset right now.

The main character is an alcoholic who is obsessed with pirates.

Its a sexual fantasy about violence against his ex. He smears the ex boyfriends brain matter on his dick.

And to top it all off, the book ends with the character killing himself and going to hell and being a demons sex slave who is supplied with copious amounts of booze.

Something tells me that "Bullshit Billy" is a self insert character, and Tarl thinks about murdering his ex wife ( and her husband and possibly his child too and probably his other exes ) while masturbating.

But there is no need to actually be concerned because he is a fucking impotent faggot who got his ass beat by a girl. Also, HE SUCKS AT WRITING! HE IS A BAD AUTHOR! HE WILL NEVER FINISH HIS BOOK! WOOOOOAAAAHHHHH BUDDDDY!

Edit: Here are some screenshots too. Also, It would be so funny if ppp read this shit in the Ethan Ralph voice.

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W@rui said:
I don't know what to make of this:
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Something that's about on par with something I'd see on modern entertainment. No Tarl That's not a compliment. This is an idiot's attempt at writing a young adult novel.

It's actually pretty pathetic and lame that he has decided to go full struggle session like a failed Hollywood writer. The sort of non-talent that would only make it because you could pay them in Chipotle coupons.

If this was an attempt at playing edgy, then it's safety scissors.

Congrats Tarl. You write on a level lower than an actual motherfucker. Hell I think I finally found someone who sucks at it worse than iconoclast.
 
Stinkum said:
Exhibit 2 - Nikki being disgusting, Saying I'm not smart
Exhibit 3 - Nikki compares me to her mother
Exhibit 5 - Nikki doxes my address, calls me a stretched out cunt
Exhibit 7 - Nikki posts a video burning a gift I made to Tarl claims I've been "defeated", and tells me to kill myself
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These are things Nikki has actually done? Yeah I knew she was a crazy stalker, she doesn't mention any of this in her response to the ruling, just says that Sam is "lying about everything"

Moving homeless pussy into your house, not even once.

BTW Tarl I know you read this, I write splatter punk too and your attempt is really sad and pathetic and immature, get an actual job dude it's fucking over. You're never going to be a real author. Your work needs to have actual plot and narrative, not inane ramblings. You aren't William Burroughs and this shitty attempt to be is sad and embarrassing. You will never write something like Naked Lunch despite desperately trying to with all this lame potty mouth humor bullshit you think is profound. Put the fucking fries in the bag dude.
 
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Leylon Sneed said:
Burning magnesium is a highly exothermic combination
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I used to go the Ohio Camera Collectors Society's annual Memorial Weekend show with my brother every year in the 80's before I moved. One year, a photographer who shot Wet Plate and Tintype with old stand cameras demonstrated how magnesium flash power worked to provide light for the exposure. It was a bit scary to see in action.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
It's Styx' sequel to Nutty Norman, he goes to the Netherlands and goes by Billy. Billy is a retard, just like Tarl and doesn't know about magnesium:

Burning magnesium is a highly exothermic combination reaction where magnesium metal reacts with oxygen in the air to form magnesium oxide (MgO). The balanced chemical equation is:

2Mg
(s)

+O
2(g)

→2MgO
(s)

+energy

This reaction releases intense bright white light and heat, making it a classic example of combustion and exothermic processes. The reaction is initiated by heat (activation energy), but once started, it sustains itself due to the large amount of energy released.

Type of reaction: Combination, combustion, exothermic.
Observations: Bright white flame, white ash (MgO) residue.
Safety note: Never use water to extinguish a magnesium fire—it reacts violently with water to produce flammable hydrogen gas. Use a Class D fire extinguisher or sand to smother the fire.
Magnesium can also react with nitrogen (forming magnesium nitride, Mg₃N₂) and carbon dioxide, but the primary reaction in air is with oxygen.

Sorry can't edit because Jersh broke the site again. I would have spoilered it.
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I'm fairly certain my stove top heating element did this once. I heard a loud gunshot-esque sound and saw the brightest white light I've ever seen. I see this fiery beam or something shooting into my ceramic-coated pan. It went away when I shut the stove off, but it's unlocked a new fear.

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I cooka da exothermic reaction
 
HerTea Pants said:
She did knock out his tooth. We should never forget that. This trashfire just wouldn't be the same without her.
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Don’t get me wrong; she is still the most endearing. But she just snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and I can’t abide letting someone like Sam win at anything. I still hope she comes out the winner in the end. Here’s a big gay optimistic symbol for you Nikkster, you donk.
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SFODevsMassiveGunt said:
Tard, all it takes to earn your trust is shown up with a box of Franzia
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Great. Now he's the former CEO of YouTube.
General Insomnia said:
I'm fairly certain my stove top heating element did this once. I heard a loud gunshot-esque sound and saw the brightest white light I've ever seen. I see this fiery beam or something shooting into my ceramic-coated pan. It went away when I shut the stove off, but it's unlocked a new fear.
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Well, I can tell you they wouldn't make a heating element out of magnesium.
 
General Insomnia said:
I'm fairly certain my stove top heating element did this once. I heard a loud gunshot-esque sound and saw the brightest white light I've ever seen. I see this fiery beam or something shooting into my ceramic-coated pan. It went away when I shut the stove off, but it's unlocked a new fear.

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I cooka da exothermic reaction
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Jeff Boyardee would be proud.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Well, I can tell you they wouldn't make a heating element out of magnesium.
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To be fair, I once saw a very impressive and terrifying electrical arc fireworks show from a faulty electric range though. The scary thing was, it wasn't even on. We had to knock the plug out of the wall with a broom. It was REALLY impressive. There was no magnesium involved though.
 
Okay, it's probably that my stove is 240v, that it was the magnesium oxide insulation failing, the nichrome was actually the main cause, and what I saw was homosexual artificial lightning. You happy, you stupid science bitch?
Obnoxious Asshole said:
That must be a forty plus year old deathtrap. My compliments.
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It's common for tubular (calrod) heating elements. I have a cheap 5 or 6-year-old GE stove with Sensi-Temp heating elements. Anyhow, I'm sure we don't need to talk about my suicide stove anymore.
 
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W@rui said:
He fucking killed one old bastard on his way out by smashing him with a hammer, causing the man a massive stroke. Billy thought to himself the man shouk have eaten fewer burgers and he wouldn't be fucking dead.
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He is an astonishingly bad writer. He is Pixyteri levels of self-insertion and poor writing skills bad. Oof.
TheTurdReich said:
These are things Nikki has actually done? Yeah I knew she was a crazy stalker
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How are any of those things stalking? They were both engaged at shitposting on each other in this thread equally with Spam committing much more grievous acts of it and more recently by posting Nikki’s arrest on Twitter taking the time to go through the video frame by frame so she could use the most unflattering capture. This is the behavior of a scared victim of stalking?

Another example of Spam’s character is the time she posted revenge porn of Liz for no reason other than she’s just plain and simply a filthy lowborn cunt. I highly recommend you go back and actually read this thread in its entirety. Spam’s character is miles below Nikki’s. Spam is a baby killer and beat on her living children so bad the father got full custody. This rancid ho ain’t no victim.
 
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