🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Leylon Sneed said:
His video yesterday about Iran, was unsurprisingly a pacifist take. It was very tepid, and he virtue signals a lot. Not getting into my thoughts on it, the most entertaining part of the video to me was when he listed his extensive domestic travels. He's been to 2 states where he had a potato that could walk him to the nearest hole in the wall for some local slop, and make sure he didn't get lost on his way to the liquor store.
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Probably because since he's a bitch and emotionally eating away at the inside since he has no choice to be on the run, it does not surprise me that it's influencing his overall state of functioning.
 
Ghostface Killah said:
Probably because since he's a bitch and emotionally eating away at the inside since he has no choice to be on the run, it does not surprise me that it's influencing his overall state of functioning.
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That, and the fact that he only has a potato to bounce ideas off of now. Hard to be edgy when the closest person in the household isn't allowed near scissors.
 
Ghostface Killah said:
Probably because since he's a bitch and emotionally eating away at the inside since he has no choice to be on the run, it does not surprise me that it's influencing his overall state of functioning.
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He's not even really on the run, he has charges pending which he is evading, but they released him on his promise to show for court. Until he puts $250 in a bail bondsman's hand, and provided collateral for the rest(funny enough that collateral would probably be Sam's car as I think it's the only thing of value he has to his name), no one is coming after him for the VT warrant. He's just hanging out in a blue collar neighborhood in NY. LA might not take so kindly to his being granted out of state probation, but even they might be happy if he just doesn't come back. The question is when he inevitably blows up his retarded hideout, what will he do then?
 
Leylon Sneed said:
He's not even really on the run, he has charges pending which he is evading, but they released him on his promise to show for court. Until he puts $250 in a bail bondsman's hand, and provided collateral for the rest(funny enough that collateral would probably be Sam's car as I think it's the only thing of value he has to his name), no one is coming after him for the VT warrant. He's just hanging out in a blue collar neighborhood in NY. LA might not take so kindly to his being granted out of state probation, but even they might be happy if he just doesn't come back. The question is when he inevitably blows up his retarded hideout, what will he do then?
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He will probably run back to mommy. Eventually he will face the consequences of his BPD whoring around but between now and then 🤷‍♂️
 
Styx is doomed to be forever in the cycle of posting, that the judicial system is railroading him, that he is very pleased with himself being an outlaw, and that it's all going according to keikaku.


(Translator's note: keikaku means plan)

On top of that, I assume he must have cannibalized my shortbus posting. I strive to be an inspiration to others, even if it's retarded.
 
Kulachnik said:
He will probably run back to mommy. Eventually he will face the consequences of his BPD whoring around but between now and then 🤷‍♂️
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Pam will always take him in, but she won't be his errand girl. She is far too busy tending to Schloss Warwick's prized dank fields to go get liquor and cigarettes for her failson.

Tarl won't go back home without someone there to take care of him, so he's going to stay put. Even if Nikki hadn't knocked his tooth out, Tarl was still making moves to kick her out so he could move on to a more controllable spud with a disability check.

My money is on the vampirate going for the hat trick and meeting Brooklyn's finest after the neighbors hear potato screams coming from the root cellar.
 
PsyopDuck said:
Pam will always take him in, but she won't be his errand girl. She is far too busy tending to Schloss Warwick's prized dank fields to go get liquor and cigarettes for her failson.

Tarl won't go back home without someone there to take care of him, so he's going to stay put. Even if Nikki hadn't knocked his tooth out, Tarl was still making moves to kick her out so he could move on to a more controllable spud with a disability check.

My money is on the vampirate going for the hat trick and meeting Brooklyn's finest after the neighbors hear potato screams coming from the root cellar.
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That would sure be kino. My bet is that the spudnik tires of scuffed walls and stuffed shells and kicks him out into the warmth of collectivism and bomb throwers, or puts him on a bus back to Rutland, and a warm welcome by Officer Ted.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
That would sure be kino. My bet is that the spudnik tires of scuffed walls and stuffed shells and kicks him out into the warmth of collectivism and bomb throwers, or puts him on a bus back to Rutland, and a warm welcome by Officer Ted.
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Honestly if I were Styx I go for the Ethan Allen Express more comfortable than the bus, similar price.

Edit @Peachorino I had that in there, they might just be happy if he doesn't show his face in LA.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
That would sure be kino. My bet is that the spudnik tires of scuffed walls and stuffed shells and kicks him out into the warmth of collectivism and bomb throwers, or puts him on a bus back to Rutland, and a warm welcome by Officer Ted.
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Lets hope he can continue to make a complete ass of himself until January, he's got a ways to go but if he can manage to just be an idiot without getting arrested than LCotY could be in his grasp!
 
Leylon Sneed said:
He's not even really on the run, he has charges pending which he is evading, but they released him on his promise to show for court. Until he puts $250 in a bail bondsman's hand, and provided collateral for the rest(funny enough that collateral would probably be Sam's car as I think it's the only thing of value he has to his name), no one is coming after him for the VT warrant. He's just hanging out in a blue collar neighborhood in NY. LA might not take so kindly to his being granted out of state probation, but even they might be happy if he just doesn't come back. The question is when he inevitably blows up his retarded hideout, what will he do then?
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Don't forget about the probable bench warrant out of New Orleans after he no-shows on 03/13. He can only hide out for so long on such scant resources.
 
I don't know what to make of this:

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A teaser from my forthcoming splatterpunk work:

I'M ABSOLUTELY INSANE

“What the fuck?” said Bullshit Billy as he gazed into his garage. It was stacked to the ceiling with empty booze bottles and he didn't give a shit. He thought it was the pinnacle of interior decorating. As a joke he kicked one of the giant piles and they cascaded to the floor. He cut himself on a piece of broken beer bottle then grinned as he licked the blood like a vampire.

Today was a very special day. His ex wife was having a birthday party, and he had been invited. They didn't hate one another, but her new boyfriend hated and distrusted him, so he prepared to give the stupid bastard a little show.

He had a backpack, into which he stuffed thermite- which was legal to buy online, charge and all- as well as a few dozen bottles of homemade napalm, reduced down from ground up styrofoam and gasoline, and some nails and cutlery. He had heard how pirates would stuff forks, knives, spoons, and everything else in the cannons and fire them if they lacked normal ammunition and always found it funny.

He fucking killed one old bastard on his way out by smashing him with a hammer, causing the man a massive stroke. Billy thought to himself the man shouk have eaten fewer burgers and he wouldn't be fucking dead.
From there it was a short drive to the party, which had already begun. He was naked and insane, and roared into the party like a demon, laughing and smoking crack. He had lost it.

With his mind gone to Hell, he rigged up his “presents” for the confused congregants, who saw the deranged and hallucinating man stumbling out of his jeep, in horror, as he lit the fuse and laughed maniacally, hurling the explosive onto the dining table, which had been set up in a picnic-like fashion, and it exploded into a fireball, sending food blasting in every direction, all roasted by the flames. Cutlery and nails flew everywhere and blasted everyone assembled while the flames began cooking them into charred remains.

He stood there, his dick as hard as a granite block, laughing insanely as the guests got splattered by the sticky flame. It was like a scene from the Vietnam War as they screamed in pain and their skin began to melt. A few people outside the blast zone weren't suffering as such, but he had other plans for them.

He took out a .44 and shot two men, then punched out some old bitch without any teeth and forcefed her her own dentures, shoving them down her throat. She choked to death.

The two men he shot were then stapled together, for he had planned for such a contingency. As his ex and many others keeled over the table or ran around on fire and screaming, their skulls now effectively turned into blazing lanterns, their eyes aglow and smoldering, Billy began his ultimate escapade of evil, and presented the stapled men to the dying crowd, declaring it his “pet.” He ran to his ex and her boyfriend and smashed their burning heads together. The brains oozed out under steam pressure and out of their ears and noses, roasted and smoking. This gave him great pleasure and he whipped his wang across the dead boyfriend brain matter and found it thrilling.

At this point everyone was dead or dying so Billy mounted the flaming table and declared that he was going to have a viking funeral, clutching his gun and a knife to his chest, he laid down- hallucinating and in ecstatic lunacy- in the flames, and laughed as the roaring fire began to engulf his body. He lauched as he died, flames and smoke furling out of his dying mouth, before he was reduced to nothing but a charred, smoking skeleton.

In Hell, Billy was remanded into custody for turtle fucking but given clemency soon after because his final acts were hilarious. It was Astaroth who granted him clemency, but he only did it so he could more easily make him a sex slave. He spent the rest of eternity being fucked, but he was supplied with endless booze and so did not care much.

X/XCancel/Archive
 
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W@rui said:
I don't know what to make of this:
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It's Styx' sequel to Nutty Norman, he goes to the Netherlands and goes by Billy. Billy is a retard, just like Tarl and doesn't know about magnesium:

Burning magnesium is a highly exothermic combination reaction where magnesium metal reacts with oxygen in the air to form magnesium oxide (MgO). The balanced chemical equation is:

2Mg
(s)

+O
2(g)

→2MgO
(s)

+energy

This reaction releases intense bright white light and heat, making it a classic example of combustion and exothermic processes. The reaction is initiated by heat (activation energy), but once started, it sustains itself due to the large amount of energy released.

Type of reaction: Combination, combustion, exothermic.
Observations: Bright white flame, white ash (MgO) residue.
Safety note: Never use water to extinguish a magnesium fire—it reacts violently with water to produce flammable hydrogen gas. Use a Class D fire extinguisher or sand to smother the fire.
Magnesium can also react with nitrogen (forming magnesium nitride, Mg₃N₂) and carbon dioxide, but the primary reaction in air is with oxygen.

Sorry can't edit because Jersh broke the site again. I would have spoilered it.
 
PsyopDuck said:
Pam will always take him in, but she won't be his errand girl. She is far too busy tending to Schloss Warwick's prized dank fields to go get liquor and cigarettes for her failson.

Tarl won't go back home without someone there to take care of him, so he's going to stay put. Even if Nikki hadn't knocked his tooth out, Tarl was still making moves to kick her out so he could move on to a more controllable spud with a disability check.

My money is on the vampirate going for the hat trick and meeting Brooklyn's finest after the neighbors hear potato screams coming from the root cellar.
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Rikers until extradition just might slap the 37 year old pirate larper back into reality!?
 
Battlefield2142EU said:
The Game Dude was smart enough to stay offline.
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Battlefield2142EU said:
He really is becoming the next Game Dude but more retarded.
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So Tard aka Captain ZestyTaterhammer69 is officially dumber than a guy who uploaded 7 hour videos of himself playing with dinosaur toys.

That's impressive. I take back everything I've said about Faggy Dark Wizard Magic being complete bullshit as it can obviously affect its practitioners' lives.
 
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