🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Useful_Mistake]

The court should have to take that $250 and hand it directly over to the dude who can't get this mongoloid out of his house for another two weeks. Not like it's much of a salve.

The idea that a tenant being evicted for non-payment (and who admits to non-payment!) should get any benefit of the doubt that they're going to properly pay during the appeal is a good example of why it's a nightmare to put personal property or rooms up for rent. Oh, he can be noticed for eviction again? $250 for another appeal is cheaper than a lot of housing options.

Well, at least the hearing is soon, so not super harmful to the landlord

 

[Debbie Macomber]

If Russ fucks around until Michael Schaffer loses his condo, THEN is Russ out, or does he just become the HOA's problem and stay while Michael's kicked out of his own home, Russell tauntingly waiving "Bye bye! Don't forget to hand me the keys and any copies on your way out!"

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Or invite a crackhead to live with them both. It will be awful. Let's see who blinks first

I would love to dig into the details of the rental agreement. Does it specify that Greee has exclusive rights to his sleeping space? If not, hello schizophrenic roommate!!

If Crusty wants to play legal hardball, I would turn around and go through the rental agreement and relevant law with a fine tooth comb. I would make him being miserable my obsession, finding every possible angle to make his life perfectly, legally a living hell on Earth.

 

[AnOminous]

What prevents him from making the same stupid claims all over again and repeating this entire idiotic saga a second or third time?

The fact that it's final after that. Or he has to put up a new bond. When he loses, the landlord will at least get the $250. He's not getting that back. @Useful Mistake was there a written lease in the case or is this just some casual month to month where the landlord was renting out a room in a property he occupies?

Most rental agreements have fee shifting for anything the landlord had to pay out of pocket.

Anyway there's always a right to an appeal, and the reason for a bond staying the proceedings is otherwise you could never appeal an eviction. One guy would make the final decision and if it's totally wrong, there would be no possible appeal, because the issue would be moot.

This isn't a normal appeals court appeal, but a trial de novo, much like you can appeal a small claims court decision to an actual court. It's basically a rerun. In some cases, a trial de novo is just based on the written record, but apparently this kind in Nevada is a rehearing.

It's not likely to take long.

ETA:

Eviction appeal. No doc attached. Hearing in 13 days

See? A whole two weeks. This is nothing like the glacial pace some incompetent federal judges act at.

I assume it gets dealt with on the hearing

I believe he could file another appeal to the appeals court, but is much less likely to get a cheapo $250 stay, i.e. at that point he'd probably have to pony up the full amount as a bond and keep it current.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

@Useful Mistake was there a written lease in the case or is this just some casual month to month where the landlord was renting out a room in a property he occupies?

There was a written rental agreement

However, the landlord was renting a room in a property he himself occupies

Paragraphs 2 and 3

I believe he could file another appeal to the appeals court, but is much less likely to get a cheapo $250 stay, i.e. at that point he'd probably have to pony up the full amount as a bond and keep it current

In Nevada, State District court appeals go to the Supreme Court of Nevada, not the Appeals court. It's one of those states

 

[the khat quaffer]

Or invite a crackhead to live with them both. It will be awful. Let's see who blinks first

Living with Russell Greer? Even crackheads have standards.

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This made me laugh so much, guess some habits die hard huh?

"If it drools, I can sue it."

 

[AnOminous]

There was a written rental agreement

Looks self-drafted but in the beginning there's an agreement to leave without dragging it out in court, so that might have the effect of meaning Russhole has to pay for the cost of the eviction for breaching that. I'm not sure the 5 day thing is actually enforceable.

 

[obsdj]

Shitlips is just obsessed with being where he's not fucking wanted.

Specifically, where he's not wanted fucking.

 

[Random Troll]

However, the landlord was renting a room in a property he himself occupies

Don't you mean that the russtard was renting a room?

It's a great idea to shower with other tenants!

 

[Windex]

What a crap situation for this landlord. Not only does he bear the burden a complicated eviction due to a lying leech of a roommate, but that roommate is Russell…and he saved the foul little gremlin from choking.

 

[not william stenchever]

and he saved the foul little gremlin from choking.

Twice.

 

[AnOminous]

In Nevada, State District court appeals go to the Supreme Court of Nevada, not the Appeals court. It's one of those states.

Skipping a level of appeals is fairly common in these kinds of courts of limited jurisdiction or administrative agency appeals. A federal example would be that immigration appeals go straight from the administrative agency to a Circuit Court of Appeals.

What a crap situation for this landlord. Not only does he bear the burden a complicated eviction due to a lying leech of a roommate, but that roommate is Russell…and he saved the foul little gremlin from choking.

Well, 13 more days and however long it takes whatever Hail Mary play Russ pulls to get smacked down with "lmao no." I mean 13 minutes with Ratface McDrool must seem like 13 years, but there's a foreseeable end.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Looks self-drafted but in the beginning there's an agreement to leave without dragging it out in court, so that might have the effect of meaning Russhole has to pay for the cost of the eviction for breaching that. I'm not sure the 5 day thing is actually enforceable.

Can a agreement like that where you give up your right to the court process even be enforced?

 

[moocow]

Las Vegas seems just as fucked as those big Democrat-run cities where nobody ever gets evicted.

Las Vegas is a Democrat-run city.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And how does the ability to post a $250 bond interact with his IFP in the lower court?

I don't know about that, but I do know it equals 3 copies of a restraining order with change left over.

Russell's swift eviction

I see what you did there

 

[Paradox Mystic]

What a crap situation for this landlord. Not only does he bear the burden a complicated eviction due to a lying leech of a roommate, but that roommate is Russell…and he saved the foul little gremlin from choking.

Imagine someone saving your life twice and you decide that is worth less than 2,500$ to you. I've had situations where someone saved my life, and I can't imagine betraying that sort of unspoken debt that creates.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Can a agreement like that where you give up your right to the court process even be enforced?

If one does so while fully informed and knowingly/willingly, I think so.

Imagine someone saving your life twice and you decide that is worth less than 2,500$ to you. I've had situations where someone saved my life, and I can't imagine betraying that sort of unspoken debt that creates.

IMO, Crusty's life is worth less than $3.50.

 

[Mamimi]

What a crap situation for this landlord. Not only does he bear the burden a complicated eviction due to a lying leech of a roommate, but that roommate is Russell…and he saved the foul little gremlin from choking.

I wonder if Russell was actually choking. It is possible because of the issues with swallowing associated with Moebius syndrome. But I figured he would have died by now if this was a regular event for him considering he's lived alone before.

I think Schaefer heard him snoring and used that as a pretext to go into his room and ask for DA RENT. Which I fully support.

 

[Windex]

1/28/26 “I need a ten day stay to secure housing,”
2/26/26 “The Judge failed to consider my viable legal defenses.”

He’s parked his ass in this man’s condo and not paid December, January, February or March rent, but paid $250 on this Hail Mary appeal, the basis of which appears to be that he feels the entirety of the rent owed should be offset because he was chilly one evening, his landlord walked into his room at midnight, and there are comparable units renting in the same building for cheaper.
Surely even room temp IQ Russ realizes that he isn’t going to be allowed to live there beyond this next court date + a few days, right? I can imagine he’d believe his debt would be magically erased, but not that he’d be allowed to live there any more.
I wonder if he is so desperately fighting for this free roof over his head due to a lack of any other option.
Is he not working, waiting for that check to come in from Viatron?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Can an agreement like that where you give up your right to the court process even be enforced?

It’s a short term month to month agreement presented to a renter with a recent history of evictions. Why wouldn’t it be enforceable? You will probably find the same or similar language in every hotel and Airbnb agreement.