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that part is only allowed for some holidays not shabbos. it must stay on for the whole of shabbos and not turn on any lights or displays. the food has be completely cooked and in the oven before shabbos
Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.
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Yeah, I'd rather flagellate myself than eat cold hot pockets
I thought about reports from Russian invasion of Ukraine early on as well, this is as if generative AI ripped these stories to write this shit
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Wacky jewish hijinks seem to have ensued this night, with a raid on a Lebanese town on the syrian border
this tweet is from the times of israel miliary corespondent, very well connected on idf matters
location:
Massive amounts of air strikes, far away from the previous strikes in the south (bottom of map) and in Beirut (the western cluster on the above map)
Possible, very hard to believe, explanation being reported. Note the saudis knowing a motive here when Fabian doesn't would be highly unusual
this tweet is from the times of israel miliary corespondent, very well connected on idf matters
location:
Massive amounts of air strikes, far away from the previous strikes in the south (bottom of map) and in Beirut (the western cluster on the above map)
Possible, very hard to believe, explanation being reported. Note the saudis knowing a motive here when Fabian doesn't would be highly unusual
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To be fair, the US has had lousy SHORAD for ages now. Lack of need, I guess. Too much time fighting weaker enemies who can't field anything fancier than an RPG-7.
Surely some MIT kid could hook a robotic arm to an M61 or GAU-19 or even just a typical minigun and a radar dish, and voila, instant solve to most of these smaller drone issues and probably cruise missiles too.
Surely some MIT kid could hook a robotic arm to an M61 or GAU-19 or even just a typical minigun and a radar dish, and voila, instant solve to most of these smaller drone issues and probably cruise missiles too.
No, that's just a Land-Carrier from Deserts of Kharak.
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I don't understand how anyone can vote Democrat ever again.
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You're just describing a Phalax CIWS
It also costs $3,000+ per second to fire a M61, doesn't fix the asymmetry problem.
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Who exactly does this persuade to vote Republican that wasn't already?
Iranian liberals who will still be mad the Islamic Republic survived? Zionist Jews who are big into progressive politics? Gay rights activists? Single issue defense spending voters? Liberal oil executives who are happy about the price increases?
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Nigger leave me alone, we already have two existential crises in the form of upcoming water shortages and the nuclear plant which surely won't be mismanaged through both egyptian and russian incompetence into becoming chernobyl 2.0
I feel genuine jealousy towards anyone born in actually decent country because their desire to improve it is not built upon utopian daydreams and is actually feasible.
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Sorry Mr. Racewar 1488, gonna' snipe here. From Visegrad 24:
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This doesn't sound like the 'famous Iranian hospitality to me', more like "Trust me bro we're being real nice right now -- no we're not running out of munitions and using this as a cope, no, totally not. We're being good people here! We don't WANT to bomb you; we still can, we totally can! See? We just hit the UAE with a drone again! Just trust us and leave us alone, we're still a threat k thnx". It's pure cope, but I can't wait to hear the third-worldist in a discord server I occupied (guy that left America for Canada, hates Israel, hates America, will back any country that fights America) thinks of this. Nothing good, for sure.
This doesn't sound like the 'famous Iranian hospitality to me', more like "Trust me bro we're being real nice right now -- no we're not running out of munitions and using this as a cope, no, totally not. We're being good people here! We don't WANT to bomb you; we still can, we totally can! See? We just hit the UAE with a drone again! Just trust us and leave us alone, we're still a threat k thnx". It's pure cope, but I can't wait to hear the third-worldist in a discord server I occupied (guy that left America for Canada, hates Israel, hates America, will back any country that fights America) thinks of this. Nothing good, for sure.
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I can see it either way because this new guy might have realized bombing all of their neighbors is retarded and now that he has control over the drones and missiles he told the grunts to stop pissing off everyone arround them by being a headless chicken, and I can see them being low on ability to deliver their weapons stockpile to targets.
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Yes....we uh... totally won't bomb you.... um...er...please don't attack us
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A QUARTER of a Presidential term.
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Total Muslim Death.
You are not informed at all and it would be better for everyone if you would shut the fuck up and stop retarding up the thread with your Pakistani-grade no-info takes. You post like you play scratch-off tickets.
You are posting every turd word cold take you can get your hands on like they haven't been repeatedly debunked. You have the IQ of liberal living on MLK Boulevard. You slorp down BROOOOCS multipolar propaganda with no gag reflex. You are the retarded sort of nigger who will trade a fifty for two twenties because two is more than one.
We get it, you are big mad at Orange Man because he keeps fucking with your gay homocrush. But you lack the intelligence to actually be convincing. You just spam low effort fake propaganda.
You are the sort nigger who is just waiting for that Nigeria Prince to get back to you after you gave him your bank account info, becasue you dont think anyone from the home country would ever try to betray you.
Now, Post hands.
Interesting article, but remember:
If they don't put their names and titles on it, it is likely bullshit fan fiction. Either of Reporter, or of the "source famiiiar with". Especially when it includes blazing hottakes and earth shattering revelations like
Hezbollah was readying for a war with Israel??!?!!?!?!?!??! STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES HUGE SCOOP JUST CAME IN!
(I'm not intending to pick on you, you post some really good stuff. Just lamenting how utterly fucking worthless the modern lugenpress is)
Point of order. The LUCAS isn't a shaheed clone. It is a clone of German drone, and that german drone is what the Iranians stole to make the Shaheed.
That is because they learned the wrong lessons from Iraq and Afghanistan. They assumed if the US came to fuck with them, they would just turn their inbred cousin fuckers loose with IEDs again, have snipers shoot from kindergartens and mosques.
They weren't ready for any sort of true ground war because the expectation was "any ground war will be a shooting gallery for the americans". Or in the event of the Americans invading, the invadee will be to distracted attacking the americans.
So the only war they were ready for is what you see in Syria or Lebanon: goatfucking proxies doing Haji shit with some missiles chanting allahu snackbar.
They are 2000% not ready for "US just bombs all your command and control and never gives you a chance to set up IEDs".
No one ever grasps this. You don't just cash in your points and have a unit magically appear. The US has carriers and bases already in region and we still took a month to move air assets into position.
I want this to true, and then I want it turn out that he was not the Mossad Mole, just a patsy. Like its his secretary or something.
This is what BROOOCS fags and Eurotards forget. The US can handle multiple problems at once. You can do this when your military is funded.
There is not real Kurd authority, just a bunch of Commie collectives. That commie collective is saying they are neutral.
To be overly fair to the retarded lugenpress:
They are seeing budgetary allotments targeting September (end of the US government fiscal year) and assuming operations will run that long vs. it being bureaucrats trying to settle internal budgets.
and you can't use GBU-37s on ticks. You can't bury ticks under the mountain they are hiding in.
This cannot be overstated.
Additionally, thanks to pressure waves and deep tunnels acting to contain them, a comparitively small ammount of explosives will soup the squishy humans inside a tunnel unless they have things like blast doors or ventilation shafts to release/redirect that pressure. Those things leave traces.
Elite = They actually aim their AKs before firing.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
My nigger. They put put video of the whole end of the corvette going up in a big boom. The video had it about to go vertical in the watere. Of course Wikipedo is going to say its "unconfirmed".
brownoid cope.
You have this backwards. Azeris and Kurds are wanting to go in now and start shit, and the USSD is holding them back because they are not done bombing Iran and don't want to worry about avoiding friendly forces. (Or maybe after Kuwait going full LOL, more accurate to saynot having to dodge FROM friendly forces.) nor do they want to give the Iranian govern a chance to regain control of the people by encouraging them to unite against a "foreign invasion".
I'm going to bank on Iranian retardation over Mossad jewshines.
Azeribaijan population: 10 million
Iranian Population: 90 million.
Do you see a problem here?
But the really great thing about this is now Iran has to be ready for US forces in the south, and now pissed off Azeri's in the north.
Very much wrong and out of date. Azerbaijan is alligned first and foremost with Turkey, and they are in a situationship with Israel. Armenia is now a US client after Russia let them get wrecked, twice, by Azerbaijan.
Yup. Armenia was drifting away the first time Russia hung them out to dry, and now are in full Anglosphere orbit. Another geopolitical win for Putin.
They are taking a life line.
Does your IQ match room temperature or something? How are things going for you in Pakistan?
Russia intervened in Kazakhstan and their president isn't anymore reliable than Armenia's. The difference was Putin hadn't stuck his dick in the beehive yet.
Or do you think Russia just let their other satellites in Syria and Venezuela collapse because they were tired of having overseas allies?
Armenia was having some slapfight with Russia in 2018, so Russia let them get rocked by the Azeris to teach them a lesson. Armenia then acted all tsundere and courted America to make Russia jealous have them rebuild their military.
Then the war in 2024/5 happened and Armenia got BTFO while Russian forces did nothing but watch because Putin was too weak to do anything due to bleeding his forces white in Ukraine.
now Armenia is exiting the gay & worthless CSTO and letting the US build a highway and pipeline thought their territory.
You are a retard. How low is low? Please tell me actual numbers.
Yeah. Retarded TDSers, brownoids, and other low IQ individuals don't get that the Pentagon wants 500 PAC-3s in every US installation so thye don't have to move ammo if there is a REAL happening. Not hititng those numbers is not the same as "almost running out".
but brownoids gonna BROOOOCS.
I'm assuming the rescued Iranian sailors are also on board with this plan. "Stay with the jeets, or get bombed by untouchable death from the sky... well they said its just for 4-5 weeks, I'll take the jeets."
They are very likely going to flop on that. that is only one Iraqi kurd org, the others are goign to want money.
You're going to far. Trump threatened to use the Defense Procurement Act which would allow the government to nationalize their factories and weapon designs. The Government would have to pay for use of both, but the price would be "Whatever the US government feels is fair". The act needs a solid justification to be put into play and "we are needing these mother fuckers because we are being attacked with drones and missiles" would definitely do it.
So the defense contractor establishment would have a vested interest in doing whatever it can to NOT have the act invoked on them.
"Ok sure Iran hasn't it any US warships with drones or missiles but Iran is still superpowered and just waiting for the US to be in position before it builds the cauldron. The US armed forces clearly have no counter for drones as we've seen over the past week as Iran is pounded constantly without mercy from the sky with their leaders being killed and their ability to enforce their will on their people being eliminated."
Cope harder.
Trump: we are expecting 4-6 weeks of operations.
Retarded Brown BROOOOOCS multipolar: Its been a full week and 3 Iranian government officials are still alive. complete Iranian victory, American hegemony is over, the multipolar world has triumphed. Welcome to the forever war. (ignore Putin stuck in Ukraine for 4 years)
BROOOOCS cope. In this case it very much will, because the current regime is retarded camel fucking death cultists very unpopular with the people for ruining the country and condemning them to die of thirst so their families can live in luxury in Europe.
Post hands, turd worlder.
That's good for you and all, but where's MY parade?
Toilets can't be clogged. The ship has a side, so there is ALWAYS a working bathroom.
Israel personal records listed him as having two gold teeth, and elite Israeli commandos have been dispatched to repatriate them at all costs.
I mean if they are about to be raped by dune coons yes.
I'd rather my own command drops a 155 on my position and hopefully vaporizes some dune coons rather than have them capture me, torture me, and then slowly behead me.
No it won't. You faggots said the same thing when Russia cucked to china and offered to price all trade with them in Yuan 3 yeas ago. There will be distruptions that will take time to unspool, but your retareded "global financial collapse" cope won't happen. Your KGB handlers are really low IQ.
This is false.
tl;dr: North Vietnam ran camps out in the jungle for SOUTH VIETNAMESE POWs and also for weird commie reason maybe related to drug smuggling. The logistics of keeping even a couple hundred men in captivity would be visible from space. Mass graves would be visible in foliage variations for years.
This is repeated because there was one OG Special forces guy who got a bugaboo about it. But his source was was outted as a liar; basically the guy was being sent home for discharge but opted to stay in country instead, went to the North trying to set himself up as a businessman, failed repeatedly and was utterly broke and practically living on the streets. He was begging from westerns and spun a tail about being an escaped POW, then continued the grift.
The other source was an unnammed North Vietnamese general who at a diplomatic function related to warming US/Vietname ties said soemthing to the effect of "I think this means you will be able to come get your soldiers now".
I will believe the SF guy is not lying, but what I have had explained to me is that he was likely told something along the lines of "Now this means you will be able to search the jungle for any remaining dead soldiers", and due to poor english, party noise, and the SF guy's brain twisting the memory into what he wanted to hear, he got out of it "there are still living POWs"
The "left behind" rumor started because of how fucked US command in vietnam was, the utter lack of trust between enlisted and officers ,especially because many of the soldiers were draftees not volunteers. The rumor is because there were still camps for Political Prisoners and South Vietnamese POWs and Chinese POWs from the Sino-vietnamese war into the 80s. To this, plus you had some willing defectors still around in vietnam. There was a thorough investigation in the 80s as they went to search for additional MIAs. They were given access to remote parts of North vietname to look for aircrews, and they would have seen or heard something if there was a group of a thousand white dudes in the jungle.
To quote one of the guys who did the search:
"If there are any POWs still in vietnam, its because they want to be there"
Yup. IIRC he was also telling stories to try make money after his court-martial.
What are "Things the bugpeople of BROOOOCS will never understand because they have no honor, nor respect for life, and lack the IQ to have object permanence so if they can't see it it doesn't exist", Alex.
Potent Potables for 800.
Our Stalwart European Allies.
Can we regime change the UK next?
Point of order: no one is sure how much Iranian production russia relies on.
There was a study in mid-2024 that estimated 60% of Russian drones used Iranian components. This included drones made wholly in Iran, Drone that were build in Iran but used Russian engines, Drones that used Iranian parts but assembled in Russia, drones that used things like fuselages or wing assemblies made in Iran, and ones that use Iranian componentnts. I didn't see a break down, just they estimated 60% of their drones had some level of Iranian contribution.
But that's almost two years old, and no one knows how long Russia had the Iranian drones/parts. Russia has its own licenses Shaheed factories so has a not-insignificant domestic production.
But your conclusion is correct: losing Iran as a source of drones and parts will hurt Russia. It might take some time for existing stocks to deplete, and no one is sure how much Russia was helped by Iranian drone industry, but it will hurt Russia.
Archive of article
Washington Post claims that Russian Federation is aiding the Islamic Republic of Iran with Intelligence on US Forces in the region. Russia is providing Iran with targeting information to attack American forces in the Middle East, the first indication that another major U.S. adversary is participating — even indirectly — in the war, according to three officials familiar with the intelligence. The assistance, which has not been previously reported, signals that the rapidly expanding conflict now features one of America’s chief nuclear-armed competitors with exquisite intelligence capabilities. Since the war began Saturday, Russia has passed Iran the locations of U.S. military assets, including warships and aircraft, said the three officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the matter’s sensitivity.
There is going to be fallout from this for Russia.
Also what Russia is doing is different than what the US was going, it seems like. The US was playing Pro-level FuckFuck games. They gave Ukraine a list of target coordinates and said "We think you might want to hit these coordinates", then left everythign to the Yooks.
Russia it seems was providing more than just coordinate but also intel about what exactly they were hitting and the defenses around it. That's a step up, and might just see the US go tit-for-tat plus some new weapons.
Though the more I think about it, it'd be absolutely hilarious if Russia was going the blind "list of coordinates" and includes a bunch of random shit in neutral countries the Iranisn just launched missiles and drones on with zero awareness of what they were trying to hit.
Russia making sure Iran collapses. I want to believe.
I am not sure you've got the right mind set for the military if you are scared of war.
My descriptor is "I have never had so much fun being miserable".
Airforce also lets you select MOS (I think they use a different term) and their deployments are cakewalks you are overpaid for. Chairforce fags sometimes have to stay in Army barracks and get "hardship pay" because they aren't up to Chairforce coushy standards.
The downsides to going Chairforce as a non-pilot are 3 fold:
First, you are ground units in an aviation service. You are a second class citizen. You will have less than no rights. Everyone has to deal with retarded officers, but yours will feel undeserved superiority and have command backing them.
Second, Airforce has virtually zero problems with recruiting goals for jobs people want. They always want cargo pilots, and they always want retards to move cargo, and sometimes want mechanics, but things like tech jobs and other cushy gigs that don't result in life-long hearing damage can be hard to land. They may not have the job you want available. Which isn't a huge issue if you can walk away and try again later, but if you have your life set to ship out that day....
Third, you will have to deal with unending bullshit. Some units are chill, but not many. Since you are effectively always in garrison, you are usually held to very high uniform/grooming standards and unending bullshit paperwork, even more than the other branches, even when deployed.
Honestly if I was enlisting today, I would go Air National Guard first, the coast guard, then Airforce, then Army National Guard, then navy, then active duty army (hooah).
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What are the odds that the flying aircraft carrier would land right on top of the giant F-35?
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the cost of a single patriot round (even using the absolute cheapest estimate) that might bring down one singular drone. Would let you fire that continuously for 16:40
Calling them clones at all is largely a misnomer as even the Shahed is not truly a clone of it's german contemporary with components from multiple different models combined to put it together, the engine used and the body used were "taken" from two different german drone models and other components of the shahed then worked out using different components that they had access to.
But at the end of the day, the Shahed is what the LUCAS is based upon, and the Military openly states as much, we did, much like Iran had done, took their design, retooled it with our own touches, and gave it a new name for "our model" but our model was designed from a shahed, and not the older German, or the older Israeli equivilents.
There's a bunch of older posts and articles talking about it's development but here even just a day and a half ago during the centcom briefing it was stated that the LUCAS was re-engineered Iranian tech.
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tl;dr
for Drones you can run he Phallanx in very short bursts.
"Iran is showing definance, we are giving them exactly what they asked for"
Fucking lol. 100% Kino. This is what I voted for.
AHAHAHAHHAHHA
Never trust a Muslim.
No, it usual Muslim lies. They will continue to hit neighbors and then claim they were allowing Mossad to use them as a base.
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Thanks for brightening up my night harder than the skies of Tehran right now.
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I choose to believe in the America that does have battleship sized fighter jets.