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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Why the fuck wouldn't you want Ralph to go on an adventure? For the first time in months Ralph is going out and about, getting into all sorts of mischief and some dumb nigger has to try cut it off. The fuck are you going to get after that? Nothing. He's going to sit and watch CNN clips and we'll all go watch something else. At least he got another flight.

It boggles my mind how someone could watch Ralph for years and not understand this shit.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Why the fuck wouldn't you want Ralph to go on an adventure? For the first time in months Ralph is going out and about, getting into all sorts of mischief and some dumb nigger has to try cut it off. The fuck are you going to get after that? Nothing. He's going to sit and watch CNN clips and we'll all go watch something else. At least he got another flight.

It boggles my mind how someone could watch Ralph for years and not understand this shit.
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Even this one 15 second clip of him drinking at the airport is just so much livelier than he's been for months on end.

I love when Ralph travels.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Why the fuck wouldn't you want Ralph to go on an adventure? For the first time in months Ralph is going out and about, getting into all sorts of mischief and some dumb nigger has to try cut it off. The fuck are you going to get after that? Nothing. He's going to sit and watch CNN clips and we'll all go watch something else. At least he got another flight.

It boggles my mind how someone could watch Ralph for years and not understand this shit.
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He's making it up, bro. Don't tell me you believe the lame excuse he gives every other time he misses a flight too? Boggles my mind how someone could watch Ralph for years and not understand this shit.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Why the fuck wouldn't you want Ralph to go on an adventure? For the first time in months Ralph is going out and about, getting into all sorts of mischief and some dumb nigger has to try cut it off. The fuck are you going to get after that? Nothing. He's going to sit and watch CNN clips and we'll all go watch something else. At least he got another flight.

It boggles my mind how someone could watch Ralph for years and not understand this shit.
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He's lying idiot. Random people just can't call in favors to the TSA and they wouldn't just make him go back through regular security, they'd pull him into an office. You must have a room temperature IQ to believe this.
 
Yeah, obviously some random nigga on X is not going to have any sort of pull to prevent the Ralphmale from boarding his flight. It's either a werk bish or he, been a drunkard, missed his original flight, scrambled to get another one and came up with a lie to justify being late or whatever.

But, do you know what's not a lie?

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Broke Dick Ralph.
 
KebabShopSauce said:
He's making it up, bro. Don't tell me you believe the lame excuse he gives every other time he misses a flight too? Boggles my mind how someone could watch Ralph for years and not understand this shit.
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drammamean said:
He's lying idiot. Random people just can't call in favors to the TSA and they wouldn't just make him go back through regular security, they'd pull him into an office. You must have a room temperature IQ to believe this.
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I suppose... yeah. lol
 
If he did miss the plane there's a five hour gap between the tweet of him drinking and the tweet of him saying he missed it.

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So he probably spent about 4 hours getting blasted and missed his flight
 
Muppetstudios said:
If he did miss the plane there's a five hour gap between the tweet of him drinking and the tweet of him saying he missed it.

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(Times are GMT Gunt Mean Time)

So he probably spent about 4 hours getting blasted and missed his flight
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He often falls asleep at airport bars. Just a couple weeks ago when he flew to Guadalajara he posted a video from the bar saying he was about to start up a stream but didn't show up for like 3 hours because he admittedly fell asleep.
 
He didn't miss his flight, he just has to try some retarded werk because he is not normal and he wants to feel like he got one over on the alogs. He will be on air and claim to have pulled off the greatest werk ever and brag about how he fooled all the fags on kiwifarms. It is all so predictable.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
He didn't miss his flight, he just has to try some retarded werk because he is not normal and he wants to feel like he got one over on the alogs. He will be on air and claim to have pulled off the greatest werk ever and brag about how he fooled all the fags on kiwifarms. It is all so predictable.
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Yeah but it's really funny when he thinks he's winnings and cuts a wrasslin' promo on a shaky phone cam were his fat visage hollers about how he owned us all by travelling to the country of his birth.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
He didn't miss his flight, he just has to try some retarded werk because he is not normal and he wants to feel like he got one over on the alogs. He will be on air and claim to have pulled off the greatest werk ever and brag about how he fooled all the fags on kiwifarms. It is all so predictable.
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Yeah it's this. "Hey guys I got my dick kicked in by a robot at the airport"

"Lol no you didn't"

"YOU REALLY THOUGHT THATVHAPPENED HAHAH YOU WISH I GOT MY DICK KICKED IN"
 
GaryGray said:
!Werk in Progress!
Ralph is claiming he missed a flight after having to go through security twice as a result of a unknown threat he made again a nobody on X.
  • Why would a no one calling TSA saying a fat expat said mean words cause them to deny entry at a security checkpoint?
  • Why would this issue be resolved by going back through security again?
  • Is is not more likely Ralph showed up last minute and missed his flight.
No idea who/what White Guy Comedy is but Ralph has been tagging them all day. Don't ask how the threat was made. Don't ask how if this is possible the Vickers have not used it against him before. A fat hog is speaking listen and believe.
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Whiteguyscomedy is the x account of Kevin Brennan, one of the hubs adjacent (or in) the dabbleverse. Stevie Lew is some sort of weed guy (that thinks he's funny) that Kevin has on his show often. Ralph tried to worm his way onto Kevin's show 6+ months ago (probably by self-promotion), but Kevin figured Ralph out pretty quick (without having him on his show). Kevin has also had Scarlett on his show many times, including the time that her ex Matt hit her. He's also asked about Ralph by name to Scarlett during their current gross flirtation phase.

Kevin literally went to a comedy show last weekend featuring Cumia and Stuttering John and got up in things IRL (Stevie was there as well, I think)- I don't see why Kevin would intervene. Stevie might, because he's a giant faggot, but I don't think he has a care for Scarlett. Neither of them live in Chicago.
 
I wanted to see Ralph drunk and stumbling in a city he's unfamiliar with. If someone really alogged him out of cool content they should
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Whiteguyscomedy is the x account of Kevin Brennan, one of the hubs adjacent (or in) the dabbleverse. Stevie Lew is some sort of weed guy (that thinks he's funny) that Kevin has on his show often. Ralph tried to worm his way onto Kevin's show 6+ months ago (probably by self-promotion), but Kevin figured Ralph out pretty quick (without having him on his show). Kevin has also had Scarlett on his show many times, including the time that her ex Matt hit her. He's also asked about Ralph by name to Scarlett during their current gross flirtation phase.

Kevin literally went to a comedy show last weekend featuring Cumia and Stuttering John and got up in things IRL (Stevie was there as well, I think)- I don't see why Kevin would intervene. Stevie might, because he's a giant faggot, but I don't think he has a care for Scarlett. Neither of them live in Chicago.
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I don't care if Ralph was lying or not about missing his flight everyone in the dabbleverse should be executed for this.
 
Ralph is talking tough on twitter again, saying they better hope he doesn't run into any of them on the streets. Kevin Brennan would beat the shit out of Ralph lol.
Oh, he's also taunting Kevin Brennan about his brother's great success, as if the success rubs off on him for bringing it up.
What a fucking loser.
 
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