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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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From what her ex (Matt Mead?) said, Scarlett couldn't navigate an airport and a plane to manage to go back to ... Madison? Milwaukee? Whatever Wisconsin liberal hell-hole she went back to, so he had to drive her "home". How's she going to manage to drive or even take the Amtrack down? Or a bus? She might be one of the few people in the world more likely to fuck up navigating an airport than Ralph.
 
Ralph claimed on his latest stream that harlot paid for his flight to chicongo. It sounds like he is paying her to talk him up, and fuck him once. She will then say how amazing the sex was, and we wont see them together again until ralph saves up enough money for another session.

What I don't get is that he thinks fucking this literal whore makes him look good. He went after mersh for a week about how his gf ate another mans ass before dating him. Well ralph, your 'girlfriend' has not only eaten many mens asses, but many of they are BLACK and GAY and it is ON FILM.

This is not a flex. This is not Christian. This is degenerate and nothing to be proud of. It is possibly the lowest filth he has rolled in to date, and that is saying a lot.

Not Safe For Work, Just honestly don't open this.
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!Werk in Progress!
Ralph is claiming he missed a flight after having to go through security twice as a result of a unknown threat he made again a nobody on X.
  • Why would a no one calling TSA saying a fat expat said mean words cause them to deny entry at a security checkpoint?
  • Why would this issue be resolved by going back through security again?
  • Is is not more likely Ralph showed up last minute and missed his flight.
No idea who/what White Guy Comedy is but Ralph has been tagging them all day. Don't ask how the threat was made. Don't ask how if this is possible the Vickers have not used it against him before. A fat hog is speaking listen and believe.
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Forest Bro asking the real questions.
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Ralph in Chicago can only mean he intends to throw himself at Fuentes’s door and beg. He has been trying to get back into his good graces for a few months now. He probably figures crying in person is more impactful than the Twitter DMs.


Also Ralph will attempt anything before trying to see his daughter again. The child formally known as Rozy must be devastated.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
Ralph claimed on his latest stream that harlot paid for his flight to chicongo. It sounds like he is paying her to talk him up, and fuck him once. She will then say how amazing the sex was, and we wont see them together again until ralph saves up enough money for another session.

What I don't get is that he thinks fucking this literal whore makes him look good. He went after mersh for a week about how his gf ate another mans ass before dating him. Well ralph, your 'girlfriend' has not only eaten many mens asses, but many of they are BLACK and GAY and it is ON FILM.

This is not a flex. This is not Christian. This is degenerate and nothing to be proud of. It is possibly the lowest filth he has rolled in to date, and that is saying a lot.

Not Safe For Work, Just honestly don't open this.
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You did not need to post this.
 
This fat cunt cannot just board a plane and shut the fuck up for the duration. Of course there's a fantastical story about some twitter A-Lawg conspiracy instead of just admitting he's too wetbrained to travel without incident. :story:
 
Ralph consistently makes up the dumbest fucking stories and excuses because he is a literal retard and thinks whatever dumb shit he’s saying is believable.
 
GaryGray said:
!Werk in Progress!
Ralph is claiming he missed a flight after having to go through security twice as a result of a unknown threat he made again a nobody on X.
  • Why would a no one calling TSA saying a fat expat said mean words cause them to deny entry at a security checkpoint?
  • Why would this issue be resolved by going back through security again?
  • Is is not more likely Ralph showed up last minute and missed his flight.
No idea who/what White Guy Comedy is but Ralph has been tagging them all day. Don't ask how the threat was made. Don't ask how if this is possible the Vickers have not used it against him before. A fat hog is speaking listen and believe.
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Forest Bro asking the real questions.
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They are trying to psychologically break him in the replies.
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GaryGray said:
Ralph is claiming he missed a flight after having to go through security twice as a result of a unknown threat he made again a nobody on X.
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Is he at the airport he swore he'd never use again because they discriminated against him for being white? Anyway, he gets into trouble while traveling so regularly you can assume it was for something stupid and entirely his fault.
Remember when he tried flying to Rome and he became so disguntled on board the plane returned to terminal just to kick him off?
 
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