🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Peeing In The Shower]

I'd have a small amount of respect for her if she just stuck to fucking nigger and gays.

It's ok. She's going to fuck a gay wigger.

 

[not william stenchever]

It's ok. She's going to fuck a gay wigger.

A medically fascinating, visually horrifying specimen of a gay wigger who was raised by soap operas. The only way to escalate the humiliation spree after getting gunted would be to fuck Ricky Berwick.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Added bonus... Nick Fuentes is there... Ralph could call him an Uber and grovel in person!

Ah, so Ralph could be the next person Fuentes pepper sprays like a queer?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Perhaps I spoke too soon. A Ralph in Chicago stream might be kind of interesting. He could ride the L train , look at his warped reflection in that stupid bean statue, find a nice tunnel to sleep in. Sky's the limit!

Hasn't Ralph been on the L train all his life though?

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

The only way to escalate the humiliation spree after getting gunted would be to fuck Ricky Berwick.

Who are we kidding? Rick Berwick is a far better catch than Ralph.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd have a small amount of respect for her if she just stuck to fucking nigger and gays.

Beats fucking pigs.

 

[Punished Brent]

Is there any proof that she is actually fucking this pig though? It just seems like him desperately simping for a dirty and totally insane prostitute that can hardly string together coherent sentences.

 

[Pale Empress]

Is there any proof that she is actually fucking this pig though? It just seems like him desperately simping for a dirty and totally insane prostitute that can hardly string together coherent sentences.

They have never met in person, if both of them make it to Chicago then that will be their first time in physical proximity.

 

[SargonF00t]

They have never met in person, if both of them make it to Chicago then that will be their first time in physical proximity.

And upon first glancing at Ralph, no doubt Scarlett will do a great impersonation of Niagara Falls between her legs.

 

[Sam Losco]

I would assume Scarlett charges more than a Mexican whore. How is Ralph scrapping together enough money for an outcall?

 

[30+GameOvers]

I need an impregnation update, stat. Has the deed been done, piggy? Surely, you aren't just going to throw that challenge out there and not deliver on it, right? That would be the most bitchmade thing I can think of, imagine being a two time sperm donor and then having your dick give out and break before the third time. Or worse, being cucked out of a re-roll by some BISH who doesn't even respect you, what kind of a "man" are you? Couldn't be me!

 

[SargonF00t]

I need an impregnation update, stat. Has the deed been done, piggy? Surely, you aren't just going to throw that challenge out there and not deliver on it, right? That would be the most bitchmade thing I can think of, imagine being a two time sperm donor and then having your dick give out and break before the third time. Or worse, being cucked out of a re-roll by some BISH who doesn't even respect you, what kind of a "man" are you? Couldn't be me!

It would be funny if she fucked Thomas777 instead of Ralph.

 

[Rage Pig]

Finally meeting his mommy seems to make piggy seethe even harder than usual. Shouldn't he be in a happy mood?

 

[PrestonHolt]

Finally meeting his mommy seems to make piggy seethe even harder than usual. Shouldn't he be in a happy mood?

I was gonna make a joke reference to his last released revenge porn tape, but I just felt dirty typing it down.
I guess she agreed to meet up with him so he would stop pestering her, but I wouldn't be surprised if she 1) went there with some other guy, 2) were drugged out and missed the meeting 3) she just pulled in his chain and it was ment as stooding him out form the very start .

 

[Rage Pig]

Doesn't go back to the US to see his only son Xander. (How many white children do you have?)

Xander got a shout out from Guadalajara, that has to be enough for the little shit. Since piggy can't take pictures of him, he is completely worthless.

 

[GaryGray]

Ralph will never stream IRL on the streets of Chicago. One homeless man scared him so much he couldn't even pull a peso out of his purse and instead gave him a two Euro coin. His Guadalajara "coverage" is an area so small it can be shown with this small red line above the "a". To Ralph's credit with his exploded knee and other heath problems covering one square block on foot isn't bad. Though for reference Chantal shows everyone more of Calgary in 10 minutes on her scooty puff then Ralph showed in 10 hours.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Ok should we run a poll on if Scarlett stands him up and refuses to meet up?

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Ok should we run a poll on if Scarlett stands him up and refuses to meet up?
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Imagine bragging that you're able to visit the country of your birth

Edit: I didn't even see the erectile dysfunction sticker on his cig packet at first, this is perfect.

 

[drammamean]

Showing everyone you have erectile dysfunction because you smoke cigarettes isn’t the own you think it is piggy.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Ok should we run a poll on if Scarlett stands him up and refuses to meet up?
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I'm more interested on Ralph managing to successfully get through an airport without losing his phone/passport, getting drunk and passing out on his arm or getting kicked off the plane for hollern'.