Ask men why they do things the way they do and maybe you'll get an honest answer

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Shamefuru Disprayu said:
Some older women are sexy as hell. Don't over complicate it
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I gotta tell you, i had a chef teacher that was 50 and she looked at MOST 30. She's gorgeous. God awful personality though, the few times she smiles, it's a beautiful smile full of white pearly teeth. But i don't like being around her, i think she doesn't like me. Of all teachers i had, she was the only one that actually berated me over the most innocuous shit ever. I'd hate to be her husband, she's like the devil. But a beautiful devil for sure

General Patton said:
How come a lot of men's restrooms have toilets without the doors? All women's ones have doors. It's always been odd to me that there isn't any cover in men's rooms.
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Low maintenance i imagine. We usually go there just to piss and them we're out. I never ever took a shit in a public restroom, it's too gross to sit there. Or maybe they're taking out the doors so gay guys can't fuck in them. Bathroom sex is actually very common among gay guys. Not saying all of them are like that but sure is common. And nasty... How can you get aroused in a place so damn disgusting is beyond me
 
Shamefuru Disprayu said:
Do you mean the urinals? Because the regular toilets almost always have doors, unless someone vandalized the place or crackheads stole the doors to sell for money
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Man, I guess the ones I was told about are just in really shitty areas.

souschef said:
Low maintenance i imagine. We usually go there just to piss and them we're out. I never ever took a shit in a public restroom, it's too gross to sit there. Or maybe they're taking out the doors so gay guys can't fuck in them. Bathroom sex is actually very common among gay guys. Not saying all of them are like that but sure is common. And nasty... How can you get aroused in a place so damn disgusting is beyond me
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I assume you mean cottaging? Yeah, that never made sense to me.

The funny thing is that women's rooms might be kind of dirtier then. Mostly because they tend to design diaper changing places inside them for families, but also dealing with periods, other things.

That's even funnier to me, tbh.
 
General Patton said:
How come a lot of men's restrooms have toilets without the doors
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99% of them have doors (for the toilets, not urinals), the only place I can think of that lacked doors was a bathroom in a music club, and they probably did that so the toilet door couldnt end up blockaded by men being squeezed into the tiny washing room waiting for their turn. But that place was worn down, so the door also couldve had other issues (maybe the lock couldnt disengage) so they just removed it until they could fix it.

edit: come to think of it, I did see a number of times they just kept the door open since they were just taking a piss and the space was tiny, so opening/closing the door would be difficult.
 
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souschef said:
I gotta tell you, i had a chef teacher that was 50 and she looked at MOST 30. She's gorgeous. God awful personality though, the few times she smiles, it's a beautiful smile full of white pearly teeth. But i don't like being around her, i think she doesn't like me. Of all teachers i had, she was the only one that actually berated me over the most innocuous shit ever. I'd hate to be her husband, she's like the devil. But a beautiful devil for sure
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Maybe she had a midlife crisis. :D
 
General Patton said:
Maybe she had a midlife crisis. :D
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She can eat a dick for all i care

I dunno about her personal life, never felt the window to have a casual conversation with her. All i know she doesn't need to be so nasty for no reason
 
General Patton said:
I remember hearing a detail saying a woman would be better off using the men's room at a place like a baseball game because you're literally in and out, compared to the woman's room where it's a very long line that takes ages.
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Men's bathrooms are crowded too usually, but rarely the stalls are being used. We go to the urinal, piss, wash hands then we're out. Around here some years ago some feminists were designing a product that was some sort of disposable cone that allowed women to piss while standing on, so they could use urinals also

That would sort out the line problems, but i dunno how messy it is to clean yourself up after that
 
Zeftax said:
I know some women use them when the women's queue is too long and the men's are relatively empty.
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Sometimes they use them for the reason I said above. Women's restrooms are notorious for very long lines. I've sometimes waited 20 minutes to use the bathroom because the line is so long and people take their time.

Whereas in the men's ones you're in and out.
 
Spilled Spaghett said:
The only people who seem to be allowed to compliment each other are women. Men complimenting men is gay. Women complimenting men are flirting. Men complimenting women are sexually harassing them. Maybe part of the issue is men receive compliments so rarely, no one would believe you're just being nice.
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My secret is to never say anything but the n-word to a woman
 
General Patton said:
How come a lot of men's restrooms have toilets without the doors? All women's ones have doors. It's always been odd to me that there isn't any cover in men's rooms.
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thats just for the piss stations. the stalls hide the stick and people only pull down their pants at the front to pee. very rarely will someone pull down their pants all the way to pee but thats reserved for 1st graders and down syndrome niggas
 
1440p Curved Monitor said:
- Why pee standing up at home? I understand why not in a public restroom (as a woman, I hover squat) however if you are at home, why not sit?
- When does the "oh god I can't stop these boners" part of puberty end?
- I can understand why men would be interested in women 8+ years younger, but what draws men to women 8+ years older? I just feel like I haven't heard that perspective yet.
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-I am so lazy having to walk to a bathroom to go pee is annoying. Having to sit down and stand up requires more energy.
-I don't remember having constant boners or them stopping at some point. It probably just slowly decreased in frequency over a long time.
-I think men will usually take the best they think they can get. Some metrics might compensate for weaknesses in other areas. You could also ask why do women sometimes date older men.
 
dick brain said:
That's neurotic. Assuming that the only reason a woman would compliment you is to take advantage of you is neurotic and symptomatic of low self esteem. You should work on that.
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
.....Okay, what is wrong with you people? A woman giving a compliment certainly does not ruin your day, it's just politeness. It's certainly not making me uncomfortable. It's just normal conversation.
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There's literally no reason to be going around complimenting people randomly unless you're trying to fuck them over somehow, and grown men shouldn't want or need compliments. It's not normal or polite, it's unseemly.
 
General Patton said:
Sometimes they use them for the reason I said above. Women's restrooms are notorious for very long lines. I've sometimes waited 20 minutes to use the bathroom because the line is so long and people take their time.

Whereas in the men's ones you're in and out.
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Women's have a massive lineup at shows and the men don't mind that women use their restrooms. It's understood what the issue is and how it can be managed, provided you can wonder into a space with a bunch of guys with their dicks out and the place smelling like piss. No-one is going to rape you, you can use the facilities at will. But this is only at shows. Elsewhere, you have to stick to the rules.

I'm so tired of discussing dicks and vaginas, can we talk about something else, please.
 
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