Ask men why they do things the way they do and maybe you'll get an honest answer

[Ignatius von Cistern]

Bingo.

Good man. Gravy? Chips, mash, boiled taters, peas, broccolini or salad. Or a bit of everything?

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

- Why pee standing up at home? I understand why not in a public restroom (as a woman, I hover squat) however if you are at home, why not sit?
- When does the "oh god I can't stop these boners" part of puberty end?
- I can understand why men would be interested in women 8+ years younger, but what draws men to women 8+ years older? I just feel like I haven't heard that perspective yet.

-Personally I'm beyond the supposed embarassment of "peeing like a man." Sitting down is more hygienic and you don't have to clean up afterwards.
-After you've had sex with a woman.
-Paedophiles are sick. The illness can be categorised as "disturbance of normal sexual attraction." They have been abused as kids, which short-circuits the sexual development process which begins at birth and culminates at puberty. Any type of sexual abuse before puberty will cause problems later down the line. Not all of them are paedophilia, but there will be other problems, such as paraphilia, homosexuality, BDSM, etc.

 

[Zeftax]

Why do you enjoy bullying humor, like you make fun of somebody, and then expect them to like you?

I'm not sure I understand, I'll jokingly insult a friend, and get insulted back, it's all good fun. I've never seen someone insult a stranger and expect a friendship out of it (some hazing, sure, but not outright insults).

Why pee standing up at home? I understand why not in a public restroom (as a woman, I hover squat) however if you are at home, why not sit?

It's faster and more comfortable.

 

[souschef]

Why pee standing up at home? I understand why not in a public restroom (as a woman, I hover squat) however if you are at home, why not sit?

Why would i take longer to pee for no absolute reason?

When does the "oh god I can't stop these boners" part of puberty end?

I still get a lot of boners and i'm at my mid 30s. However i will later try the trick some user in this thread gave us saying that boners die when we flex our muscles. If it doesn't work, i'll come back here and call him a nigger (while having a boner)

I can understand why men would be interested in women 8+ years younger, but what draws men to women 8+ years older? I just feel like I haven't heard that perspective yet.

I am attracted to attractive women

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Paedophiles are sick. The illness can be categorised as "disturbance of normal sexual attraction." They have been abused as kids, which short-circuits the sexual development process which begins at birth and culminates at puberty. Any type of sexual abuse before puberty will cause problems later down the line. Not all of them are paedophilia, but there will be other problems, such as paraphilia, homosexuality, BDSM, etc.

You misunderstand my question, I'm not talking about pedophilia. I am talking about relationships where it's a 35 year old man dating a 27 year old woman vs a 27 year old man dating a 35 year old woman. I can understand the attraction of a 35M to 27F ("youthfulness is beautiful") but what about the 27M to 35F? Is it feelings of maturity and stability, like how the 27F would feel to the 35M?.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

Good man. Gravy? Chips, mash, boiled taters, peas, broccolini or salad. Or a bit of everything?

We usually do mashed potatoes with gravy made from the meat drippings, if not just the drippings themselves on the potatoes. We're also partial to sweet corn over other vegetable choices, but the wife likes to cook some form of side pasta with broccoli in it.

 

[souschef]

Resting steak after it's fried, garlic butter or no

There's a lot of discussion if resting steak is bullshit or no. A lot of chefs disagree, the accepted truth is that it retain the juices but i don't have this opinion. Resting steak is interesting because it's still cooking after you take it off heat, not because you'll lose juices after cutting. Also no garlic butter for me, but i do use a whole clove of smashed garlic. My go to is

>slightly chilled steak, uncovered for a bit in the fridge for removing moisture
>lightly pat it with paper towel to further remove moisture
>hot pan high heat, add a little olive oil
>sear well in both sides
>turn down heat
>add butter, garlic and aromatics (thyme for me, sometimes rosemary)
>baste
>remove steak and use the juices to make a sauce in whichever method i feel like it at the time

 

[Waffle Iron]

- Why pee standing up at home? I understand why not in a public restroom (as a woman, I hover squat) however if you are at home, why not sit?

because unzipping your fly and hanging it out is faster than dropping your pants, turning around and sitting. Although I often sit so I can play with my phone while pissing.

- When does the "oh god I can't stop these boners" part of puberty end?

Never really noticed like an inflection point but I guess after 20 it's not quite as bad. Masturbating helps with reducing the amount of random boners so once a guy starts masturbating it slows down too.

- I can understand why men would be interested in women 8+ years younger, but what draws men to women 8+ years older? I just feel like I haven't heard that perspective yet.

Some men like the aesthetic of an older woman, it's can be just a taste thing, like preferring blonde or brunette. Alternatively, some men find them easier to get. Some men like the experience they have and willingness to be proactive rather than a dead fish. Some like the motherly/doting aura of an older woman. Or maybe the guy takes what he can since he can't get a woman his own age.
Wouldn't surprise me if there isn't a mental issue at the root of it. Like being neglected as a child and looking for a replacement mother and wanting to be the guy that saves the past-her-prime lady.
I'm not really into them myself so there is some level of guesswork here.

 

[souschef]

I often sit so I can play with my phone while pissing.

You should not use your phone on the toilet, sitting there too much might cause hemorrhoids

 

[Not 6 Foot]

- Why pee standing up at home? I understand why not in a public restroom (as a woman, I hover squat) however if you are at home, why not sit?

Why waste extra time? Though I will if I'm super tired, or something.

- When does the "oh god I can't stop these boners" part of puberty end?

Technically never, but they happen far less frequently as an adult. I think it's tied to libido and testosterone?

- I can understand why men would be interested in women 8+ years younger, but what draws men to women 8+ years older? I just feel like I haven't heard that perspective yet.

Look, a beautiful woman is beautiful regardless of her being 50 or not. Some dudes just simply don't care and go for what they like.

There are some dudes who just want a new mommy, though. That's probably the grossest form of relationship I've ever seen.

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

Men, what is wrong with you?

I hit the character limit. TL;DR: A lot.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

You misunderstand my question, I'm not talking about pedophilia. I am talking about relationships where it's a 35 year old man dating a 27 year old woman vs a 27 year old man dating a 35 year old woman. I can understand the attraction of a 35M to 27F ("youthfulness is beautiful") but what about the 27M to 35F? Is it feelings of maturity and stability, like how the 27F would feel to the 35M?.

Oh OK. Look, it depends on what you're doing with eachother. If it's just sex and you're attracted so someone way out of your age-range. Whatever.

If you're starting a family type-relationship, a ten year age gap is gonna be important. One, having kids for a woman beyond about 40 is not a good idea. Two, if she's 27 and you're 37, you have a shorter lifespan, so do the maths. Your kids will be in their twenties when you're hitting 60. Do you want that for you or your kids?

It's not really even about youth and beauty, those are superficial. We want a stable home and a person who loves you no matter what.

Most people hook up in their early 20's. Beyond that, options are very limited and you're facing a life alone and/or with transient hook-ups and prostitution.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

>slightly chilled steak, uncovered for a bit in the fridge for removing moisture
>lightly pat it with paper towel to further remove moisture
>hot pan high heat, add a little olive oil
>sear well in both sides
>turn down heat
>add butter, garlic and aromatics (thyme for me, sometimes rosemary)
>baste
>remove steak and use the juices to make a sauce in whichever method i feel like it at the time

OK, nice, I'll share mine, but don't tell anyone. Sikrit Vril recipe whites only.

>If you have a local butcher that ages meat, the thing to die for is blade or rump cut aged about a week
>Alternatively blade roast from the supermarket, which you can cut to any thickness you like, it's fresher than the pre-packaged stuff anyway

>Marinate steak at room temp in olive oil, salt, pepper, cumin, rosemary and whatever other herbs you want on it (hide in microwave away from cat & dog) - 2 hours.
>Boil up some veg about 30 mins before, dependng on what it is. Potatoes take forever, greens, peas and carrot take 5 min
>prep garlic butter (can be microwave, whatever), but the garlic needs to be finely chopped (I don't like crushed)
>pre-heat oven to 200C
>If you're doing gravy, well, the lazy way is just boil a kettle and pour it into the satchel, just before the steak is ready to serve, but for serious people, you might wanna boil up some water in a small pan for that, add the powder, let it sit a bit, etc
>Skillet, max heat, sear both sides no more than 5 min, the marinating oil is already on the steak, so no need to add any more
>Put the garlic butter on top, stick the skillet into the oven and see it boil up about 10 min
>Take the skillet out, cover and let it sit another 10 min
>Serve the veg/mash, serve the steak and pour off the runnings + gravy if you made gravy
>Tobasco sauce or Hot English Mustard or home-made chilli (I grow Ghost Peppers in the garden, but that's not for everyone)
>Beer
>Enjoy

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

You misunderstand my question, I'm not talking about pedophilia. I am talking about relationships where it's a 35 year old man dating a 27 year old woman vs a 27 year old man dating a 35 year old woman. I can understand the attraction of a 35M to 27F ("youthfulness is beautiful") but what about the 27M to 35F? Is it feelings of maturity and stability, like how the 27F would feel to the 35M?.

Some older women are sexy as hell. Don't over complicate it

 

[General Patton]

How come a lot of men's restrooms have toilets without the doors? All women's ones have doors. It's always been odd to me that there isn't any cover in men's rooms.

 

[souschef]

OK, nice, I'll share mine, but don't tell anyone. Sikrit Vril recipe whites only.

>If you have a local butcher that ages meat, the thing to die for is blade or rump cut aged about a week
>Alternatively blade roast from the supermarket, which you can cut to any thickness you like, it's fresher than the pre-packaged stuff anyway

>Marinate steak at room temp in olive oil, salt, pepper, cumin, rosemary and whatever other herbs you want on it (hide in microwave away from cat & dog) - 2 hours.
>Boil up some veg about 30 mins before, dependng on what it is. Potatoes take forever, greens, peas and carrot take 5 min
>prep garlic butter (can be microwave, whatever), but the garlic needs to be finely chopped (I don't like crushed)
>pre-heat oven to 200C
>If you're doing gravy, well, the lazy way is just boil a kettle and pour it into the satchel, just before the steak is ready to serve, but for serious people, you might wanna boil up some water in a small pan for that, add the powder, let it sit a bit, etc
>Skillet, max heat, sear both sides no more than 5 min, the marinating oil is already on the steak, so no need to add any more
>Put the garlic butter on top, stick the skillet into the oven and see it boil up about 10 min
>Take the skillet out, cover and let it sit another 10 min
>Serve the veg/mash, serve the steak and pour off the runnings + gravy if you made gravy
>Tobasco sauce or Hot English Mustard or home-made chilli (I grow Ghost Peppers in the garden, but that's not for everyone)
>Beer
>Enjoy

I'd make some alterations

Instead of boiling veg i'd steam them first them sautée them in the steak's fat

Instead of using those satchels for stock, i'd use the seared steak residue to build up my gravy. Deglaze with wine,a little water, a little flour (more butter if you don't have enough fat on the pan), build it from there

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

How come a lot of men's restrooms have toilets without the doors? All women's ones have doors. It's always been odd to me that there isn't any cover in men's rooms.

1 What are you doing in a men's restroom?
2 I ain't seen that ever. The cubicles have doors. My guess is that they have been smashed in by drunk guys who think that's funny (which it isn't) or that management removed the doors to address the gay problem you have down there. Take your pick.

 

[General Patton]

1 What are you doing in a men's restroom?

Who says I was in one? I know men, lol. I've also heard jokes about men's rooms compared to women's ones, aka, women's rooms being nicer and men's being filthy.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

I'd make some alterations

Instead of boiling veg i'd steam them first them sautée them in the steak's fat

Instead of using those satchels for stock, i'd use the seared steak residue to build up my gravy. Deglaze with wine,a little water, a little flour (more butter if you don't have enough fat on the pan), build it from there

There are no limits other than your imagination. We haven't even covered BBQ steak with coals n smoke.

But to what you said above there, if you're working with rump or anything else that has a layer of fat on it. Use tongs to put it upside and render the far a bit, before doing all the other stuff. Then pour that shit off for gravy. Personally, I like my veg lean & fat-free, but whatever, everyone does it differently.

If such a meal is put in front of me, I'll fucking eat it, no problem.

 

[Plastic Paddy]

Why pee standing up at home? I understand why not in a public restroom (as a woman, I hover squat) however if you are at home, why not sit?

Being more than 2 meters tall gives me no choice. I'd rather sit than stand to piss except if the bathroom is a fucking shitshow.

When does the "oh god I can't stop these boners" part of puberty end?

Like 17-20ish.

I can understand why men would be interested in women 8+ years younger, but what draws men to women 8+ years older? I just feel like I haven't heard that perspective yet.

They just got a mommy fetish like Char Aznable. Also I think it has to do with something them wanting a mother and not a wife idk, I'm no psychologist. It's probably some kind of mixture of unaddressed issues from their childhoods.