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Zemblan Physics said:
Her avatar sports a rainbow cardigan and a cane lmao.

I’ll never understand how trans fashion came to include blinged out canes and wheelchairs. Are they just hell bent on never being seen as employable?
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It's all about jockeying for position on the Victim Status Totem Pole.
Women play the mUh DiSaBiLiTy Card because amongst their sex, it elicits sympathy and immunises them from criticism, because it's "mean" to criticise someone who is disabled, even if the criticism has nothing to to do with their alleged disability.
There may be a handful of men who try this but it's far less common and gets them no sympathy from other men.
 

As part of my New Year’s resolution, I’ve been listening to my instinct more often. I remember making a passing post on this pie faced pooner, but my gut knew something more was going on with them. Lo and behold…
 
Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rzYvJlQwc3M
As part of my New Year’s resolution, I’ve been listening to my instinct more often. I remember making a passing post on this pie faced pooner, but my gut knew something more was going on with them. Lo and behold…
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Good subs are either retired teachers, teachers that moved in from another district and are job hunting, or new teachers who are also job hunting.
Rarely you get a cool person who's got a flexible schedule and likes picking up your class for a few bucks - usually also coaches.
The rest of them are freaks like this lady. Even the ones that aren't trannies. They don't do your lesson plan. They get too personal with the kids. They write weird shit on your board.
 
"Top surgery" scars are vulgar to the eyes, and are a visual reminder that, not only are you not a man, you're a woman who chose to mutilate herself. Cover that shit up lil pooner.
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Vlad the Implier said:
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4chan's /lgbt/ board which really should just be /tran/ is a goldmine where troons and pooners alike openly share the things that the pRedditor ones try to pretend isn't actually happening. Take for instance this thread, where pooners bond (and a few exchange discord info) over the most hecking valid and manly interests they can think of: chronic masturbation and pedophilia. Don't believe me?


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This anon correctly assesses how poorly this thread reflects on the genderspecial community and is replied to exactly how you would expect.


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These people have a totally real and valid gender identity and this certainly isn't just a fetish or some byproduct of porn sickness! So pic unrelated, but this is a depiction of a masturbator from a 1918 Swedish medical book.
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This is very interesting. Reminds me of the artist called Fanny who is obsessed with lolicon and used to be a pooner in the past.

That is also not a very rare sight in fujoshi community as a whole. For some reason, especially in recent years, they often draw lolicon alongside shotacon, some draw straight stuff, but only if a girl is in school/underage. That is still while having absolute distain for normal het ships and adult women.

It's as if this obsession with flat chests, be it male or female, as well as cutting off one's breasts, is somehow connected to these women's unwillingless to grow up and still having icks about female puberty. Man, if only these women weren't molested/ got a proper psychologist to reflect on their uncomfortable feelings, accept the natiral changes and move on. But that would only happen in society free of globohomo.

Although, not gonna lie, some of these doods are probably just larping as a stereotype to get that affirmation feeling like the hons who skinwalk fujoshi do.
 
YWNBAM said:
It's as if this obsession with flat chests, be it male or female, as well as cutting off one's breasts, is somehow connected to these women's unwillingless to grow up and still having icks about female puberty. Man, if only these women weren't molested/ got a proper psychologist to reflect on their uncomfortable feelings, accept the natiral changes and move on. But that would only happen in society free of globohomo.
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For a lot of them, there's definitely a Peter Pan Syndrome component to this. Adolescence can be a very confusing/difficult experience for some people, but more so for girls. Lot of things going on with hormones, emotions, physical changes, etc. and a lot of it can be really unpleasant, along with the discomfort of society now sexualizing them. To a girl who isn't adjusting well, pooning out can seem like an enticing prospect: boys seem calmer and more confident, their bodies aren't sexualized like hers is, they're physically stronger which means they're not as likely to be preyed on, plus no longer having to deal with periods. On top of that, the lifestyles of gay men can be appealing to someone who doesn't want to grow up; why go through the burden of pregnancy or raising children when you can just poon out, get on Grindr and be a prancing, hypersexual, yaoi-reading "faggot" your entire life?

I think this is why over 70% of teenage girls diagnosed with it, grow out of it within 5 years despite being the most diagnosed with gender dysphoria. Once the hormonal chaos of adolescence calms down, they realize that it was just a phase and they're glad they didn't do anything irreversible to themselves.
 
Lady Bizness said:
Good subs are either retired teachers, teachers that moved in from another district and are job hunting, or new teachers who are also job hunting.
Rarely you get a cool person who's got a flexible schedule and likes picking up your class for a few bucks - usually also coaches.
The rest of them are freaks like this lady. Even the ones that aren't trannies. They don't do your lesson plan. They get too personal with the kids. They write weird shit on your board.
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From someone who worked for a schoold district, this is spot on. Subs are subs for a reason. It's why our school just had a retired teacher as a permanent sub so we didn't have to deal with rolling the dice on the sub pool.

Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rzYvJlQwc3M
As part of my New Year’s resolution, I’ve been listening to my instinct more often. I remember making a passing post on this pie faced pooner, but my gut knew something more was going on with them. Lo and behold…
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But of course the creator calls her "he" the entire video
 
ThePozzedOutCritic said:
can someone please summarise this for me I cannot stand listening to this lardass
please and thank you!
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Women like the one in the video are extremely predatory. They want to spread their mindvirus by whatever means possible so little girls grow up to be just as fat and gay as she is. She finally was overt enough about it that she got cancelled.
 
Kujo Jotaro said:
"Top surgery" scars are vulgar to the eyes, and are a visual reminder that, not only are you not a man, you're a woman who chose to mutilate herself. Cover that shit up lil pooner.
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Let me explain how this is patent narcissism. To believe anyone is jacking (or jilling) to your chest is delusion. Men a visual creatures, so to make a dude work through your gangly scars to imagine former breast is a feat of logic*. No one is degenerate enough to get off on your scars either (unless it’s your kind).

So now, unbeknownst to her, she’s using her female brain beset against the incongruous physical representation to convince herself that the gazes are from unchecked lust, when in reality its abject horror, disgust, or pity.

TLDR; Bitch, your chest is unsettling. The looks aren’t seggsual!!! Cover that shit up.

*heaven help me if there is a top surgery fetish on the ol’ Hub that the bros are making it lit...
 
sunky said:
Random pooner I found on some retarded Discord server. Why are they so obsessed with selfies?
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Update: I found more vents from this pooner.

Yellow text: The pooner in the original Pooner Zoo images I posted
Purple text: A different pooner (also on T, gone through top surgery)
Tan text: Another different pooner (he/they pronouns, pooning progress unknown)

11/5/2025:
Im on the other end. I gained about ~60lbs throughout a year/months. But i was diagnosed with hypothyroidism. After being about 115 lbs as my heaviest weight ever to ~180lbs. And ive lost about 15 of it. So i had to adjust to a completely new body and it still bothers me honestly, probably always will lol. so now im just casually overweight. Even when i limit my diet a lot it does nothing tbh. Which isn’t healthy but still makes me mad

I also gained a significant amount of weight over the last year but not nearly that much, 17 lbs though is still a lot
And 7 of those pounds were over the last several months even
I'm at my heaviest ever and am now physically active than I have been in over a decade
More physically active, walking everywhere, so many stairs, power walking to classes, getting my cardio in that way
And yet I feel like I'm too big for my skin
My first heaviest time was 140 in the military while I was in such pain I couldn't even walk much, let alone exercise, then I dropped down to hover around 130 for a long time, then when I started T I jumped up to 140 again and then 150, hovered between the two for a few years and then moved here and now I'm the past year I've gone up to 167 despite more walking and being on meds that normally cause weight LOSS instead of gain, and not really changing eating habits other than actually more veggies and better quality food and even reducing sugar

I do not understand human bodies because why do they do this?
Like if you’re active why does your body not give a fuck ??

Stress does play a part

12/12/2025:
So TMI probably but for all my sex party buddies don't forget to get tested a week or two after especially if you notice anything weird because yeah I think I've got gonorrhea so yeah :/

Feel like people should be cleared before they go

Yeah they should but unlike the porn industry, most sex parties don't require proof of testing

12/13/2025:
Is likely that whoever I got it from didn't even know which is why testing regularly after hookups is so important
But give it like a week or so because it can take a minute, also some people only test one area and some types can easily infect other areas and pass that way
I'm seeing my primary care on Monday already anyway it's just lousy that I'm dealing with this and being sick with a cold

tbh it's lucky a lot of [people in her region] are prob on prep now

Yeah I was on prep, I stopped the pill version though because my kidneys were showing signs of decline from it which is common in afabs
My pre op labs for my surgery tested for bloodborne pathogens though so I'm clear on hepatitis and HIV
It's also lucky that the others are so easily treated
I'm just annoyed because it was my first time hooking up at my second sex party ever but I'll live it's just blah now, it's good I did show symptoms with it because I probably wouldn't have thought to get tested otherwise, now I know better

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1/21/2026:
Tw top surgery recovery stuff but yesterday I realized my nipples were smelly and according to Reddit this is just my life for the next few weeks of healing, it's so nasty, and no it's not infected it's just dead skin, slough and old healing blood smell I haven't smelled the like of since my period stopped
Not everyone experiences this but none of the three other people I've known who got top surgery before me did, ugh

I don't think I noticed being smelly like that. Just general smelly from wearing the same compression wrap nearly 24/7 for over a month, not being able to shower for the first part, and being sweaty.

Yeah it's wild, but Reddit assures me that it's also normal. I wonder if it's also more to do with like wet vs dry healing

I would image that wet would directly contribute to more smell potential

My next follow up is a week from now so I'm hoping that between that and the current phase of healing I'll be free of the binder and the wet process soon
I don't think it feels real still even though I've seen it and all, once I can move more freely and just be able to wear clothes normally I think it might finally sink in
But ugh, not looking forward to figuring out how to layer up a ton for a show on Saturday when it's gonna be low of 8 high of 18 degrees
And then it'll be just as bad next week for my appointment
Shivering feels really weird on my chest right now

Bro it’s been over a year for me and sometimes it still doesn’t feel real. But then other times it’s hard to imagine I was any other way. It’s a weird feeling but so good.

2/19/2026:
Man, sure would be nice if my scars would quit spitting stitches
I would love to actually do some real scar care
Why my body gotta reject so much material

(She shared her top surgery pics as well, they're in the earlier image dump I posted)
Am I going to witness her rant about surgery complications in real time soon? :o
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
Fuck yeah, I love women who look like their mothers spent their entire pregnancy in a vodka-fueled haze instead of opting for an abortion.
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She certainly does have that "meth-enjoyer" aura about her.

I think gay men would probably scream "Fish!" and then start laughing their asses off at her if she ever went to a gay club.
 
Gotta love the confidence in the results of whatever the procedure was. What a manly waistline

 
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