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[AfghanBlue]

Helluva specimen, spotted in ftm venting posting a near incomprehensible rant reply, apparently on the subject of infantilisation. Got a feeling there's another side to this story but..



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Poor cat

 

[shatterspinel]

Helluva specimen, spotted in ftm venting posting a near incomprehensible rant reply, apparently on the subject of infantilisation. Got a feeling there's another side to this story but..

I’ve seen these types of posts and, they always do it to themselves. What type of attention does this idiot think you get when you’re telling them how mean and cruel the world is for the 1000th time? She clearly wants be infantilized, and have absolutely zero accountability while everyone else has to cater to her growing list of egg shells people have to walk over

 

[boustrophedon]

"By any definition", she says, while using her own retarded definition.

Trans men can have prostates

I'm fascinated by the jump from "some cells differentiated" and saying it is a complete prostate. The quoted part specifically says it is an "androgen-associated prostatic metaplasia", some differentiated tissue, very probably nonfunctional. It is a very interesting thing, but a prostate it is not. It explicitly says it is some metaplasia.
I hear these people do these kinds of jumps very often, about "well, if it's X then it's obviously X+1, and X+200", for almost anything. A kind of powercreeping of ideas. Whoever wrote this sequel should really go back to basics.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

It is a very interesting thing

About as interesting as a troons moobs

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Helluva specimen,

Her avatar sports a rainbow cardigan and a cane lmao.

I’ll never understand how trans fashion came to include blinged out canes and wheelchairs. Are they just hell bent on never being seen as employable?

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Helluva specimen

I'll say.

I'm disabled and dual-eligible with Medicare + Medicaid and been having issues ever since the regime reverted my gender marker without any notice causing an ID mismatch between state and fed and my legal ID. It's primarily only been affecting access to testosterone and I've been forced to pay out of pocket the past few months. Lucky to have community and chosen family who've been helping, because SSDI barely covers rent. I simply can't afford out of pocket by any means and expect a roof over my head.

Today, my state Medicaid (PA) suddenly cut me off Medicaid...which pays everything Medicare doesn't. I was approved for my yearly renewal in September. And since I'm on a dual-eligible special needs plan due to my disabilities...this now leaves me responsible for the several hundred/mo the Commonwealth pays for the supplemental parts I'm required to have and risks throwing me off of Medicare completely (if it's not happened already) because I'm also required to have active Medicaid for the D-SNP plan. Which is about 1/3 of my SSDI check before rent and bills. I just don't have that at less than 15% of the FPL. It will also cut me off of SSDI and leave me homeless. I've been told to pay out of pocket or forego care and meds entirely, which is a death sentence. My weekly medical bills amount to nearly my yearly SSDI. Weekly, not monthly. I typically have 4-8 medical and MH appointments per week just to barely stay functioning. I have an autoimmune disorder that will take my life if I'm off of T more than a few weeks. I've been on chemo in the past. I have a TBI and several other disabilities as a result of surviving attempted homicide. No doctor in their right mind would ever clear me to work, as a few people have suggested.

I was supposed to re-start home health services tomorrow after over a year and a half fight to be reinstated. It was approved last week and everything was set. Got the call that it's not happening anymore and 'good luck'. Basically, just keep suffering and die. And Medicaid was cut despite that I meet all the reqs. The reason? ID mismatch. I've been on Medicaid for about 15 years already with no issues until now. I clearly meet the income reqs because I'm waaay below the cap. I'm exempt from work reqs because I'm legally disabled. This sudden cut is solely because I'm trans. No other reason.

I've been in contact with legal people and my elected officials, who are all just in agreement that I'm fucked. One of the paralegals for a prominent trans civil rights legal org told me to just lay low, shave my beard, and pretend to be a woman until this all blows over. He told me to start using my deadname again and to 'correct' others who use my legal name - a major trigger - to get the regime off my back. I'm a few days shy of ELEVEN YEARS on T, so that is just the absolute dumbest suggestion I've ever been told. I've been legally myself for nearly a decade after a 2 year court fight and hundreds of $. I told this paralegal to f himself because that's just not gonna happen.

I get most of my care through UPenn, one of the only medical orgs that takes dual-eligible within a 3hr transit radius. Some of the best doctors and medical professionals in the world who I trust. And the cult leader has had a very open grudge against them. It's his alma mater and they publicly disowned him a few years ago. They're doing everything to help their hundreds of mostly low/no-income trans patients and fight, but it's not enough -- the regime keeps finding new ways to prevent us from accessing any care. And since I'm disabled, I'm getting slammed hard with no access at all. UPenn and its main hospital and most non-university medical buildings are located in the middle of a neighborhood that's about 90% LGBTQ+ full-time residents (not counting the students, but def counting the staff and professors who I proudly call my neighbors) Lots of queer and polyam families raising kids. Poverty is a thing here despite also being significantly more educated than elsewhere. It's a direct correlation to so many of us being LGBTQ+. I love my neighborhood. I feel safe here. Been here over a decade already and it's a wonderful place to be. It's a historically queer and anarchist neighborhood.

I'm terrified. I've been effectively administratively erased with this escalation at even the state level now, in addition to being accused of fraud for the insurance mismatch. In Pennsylvania, which is still relatively safe. And in Philadelphia, which is one of the most historically affirming cities in the country. As of today, I am technically no longer a person in this country according to several friends with legal background. Like what???? How is this even reality? I've done everything by the rules to keep myself safe. And it's for nothing. They've started erasing disabled trans people. This is reality. Those of us who have the least power within an already marginalized community. They're just expecting us to die. That's what's happening. It's undeniable with so many stories similar to mine from other disabled people.

And to add? My gene donors were not citizens when I was born here. So I'm just a target in every way.

I'm not really living anymore. Sleep average has dropped significantly for over 2mos to around only 2-4hrs/day. I've been feeling like I've been going insane...and I wish I was. Because this is reality and it's far worse than I could've ever imagined. I'm exhausted and terrified.

And you know what? I'm still UNASHAMEDLY trans. I know who I am. I've known who I am, not a woman/girl, since I was a child. I'm just shy of 40, but rationally know that I likely won't get to celebrate my 40th next year. No access to medical care is a death sentence for me within a few weeks. I've been deteriorating physically and mentally and have absolutely no quality of life anymore. Everything makes me jump. This level of constant trauma is unsustainable.

Several friends have suggested I start a gofundme to at least try to have some normalcy while I deal with this legal insanity that I'll certainly lose. To at least be able to find some sliding scale care (impossible) and be able to fill meds and T so I don't die from anaphylaxis or end up back on the streets over this. I feel awful that this is my only real option to survive another day. Friends said they'd take care of it and told me to just try to put my trust in them...the way they've put their unconditional trust in me when they were struggling and I was doing decent. It feels awful. Dystopian doesn't even adequately describe what this is.

This post isn't to fearmonger at all. It's to sound the alarm that this terror is actually happening. It's cruelty. It's torture. It's inhumane, but I guess it isn't when I'm not even considered human anymore. I can't continue ignoring what is actually happening. These cowards are now actively taking our lives and dignity away. I am disabled. I can't flee. No safe country will take disabled people as immigrants or refugees unless we start getting cattle carred to camps. I've already made a lot of phone calls to try to flee before it got this bad. I'm terrified that it's already too late.

I am not a criminal. I spend my non-appointment time being licked by a young kitten. My sweet little ball of fluff that loves her trans Dad. She keeps me going on days like today when everything has just collapsed.

@Zemblan Physics the blinged out canes are just put on a happy face cope.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I have an autoimmune disorder that will take my life if I'm off of T more than a few weeks.

Sure, Jan. Sounds totally legit.

 

[sunky]

OC poonblox character inspired by an annoying bitch nigger I know who told people the hardest and most grueling decision she had to make in her life was ....

...Deciding if she was or wasn't a fucking Roblox game character.

Took about 5 minutes after that to officially declare herself "literally [roblox character]" as her "official" identity. Retard. Unironic user of whatever "mogai" identities are and has neopronouns along with retarded hyperspecific pride flags that no one knows or cares about.

Bonus: She no longer uses her retarded typing quirk in public chats after getting bullied for using it while discussing "systematic racism".

 

[Shit Ambulance Chaser]

Just seen an article in The Daily Telegraph:

16 February 2026 6:47pm GMT

A transgender man repeatedly assaulted a woman with a prosthetic penis during a “violent and controlling relationship”, a court has heard.

Zainab Jamshaid, 20, would allegedly wear the prosthetic device at all times during the turbulent two-year relationship.

Ms Jamshaid would use it to sexually assault the woman who wept and begged the defendant to stop, Hove Crown Court has heard. This was despite the alleged victim repeatedly saying a safe word the couple had agreed to use if they wanted sexual activities to stop.

On Monday, Ms Jamshaid went on trial charged with numerous sexual offences, assaults, strangulation and coercive and controlling behaviour.

Hove Crown Court heard the 20-year-old student was born a woman, but was identifying as a man at the time of meeting the complainant at college.

The court heard the relationship quickly began to deteriorate.

The jury was told that after one row Ms Jamshaid pulled up the leg of the woman’s shorts and scratched a “Z” into her leg with a maths compass, causing an injury which bled.

Sarah Lindop, prosecuting, said: “It was as if [Jamshaid was] marking her as his.”

She told the court that Ms Jamshaid first assaulted the woman with a prosthetic penis at a hotel in Woking, Surrey, in April 2023.

She said Ms Jamshaid, who now identifies as a woman again, always had the prosthetic penis and it was worn “at all times”.

Ms Lindop said: “The complainant had got out of the shower and defendant had started to kiss and touch her but then began getting aggressive.

“She told him to stop but to no effect. He told her to shut up and carried on. He had on him his prosthetic penis and that was when he used it on her. She was crying throughout this. She was saying no and asking him to stop.”

The relationship ended because of Zainab Jamshaid’s allegedly coercive, controlling and violent nature.

Another offence allegedly happened in October the same year when Ms Jamshaid again began to undress her before assaulting her with the prosthetic.

Ms Lindop said: “She was trying to stop him and he was telling her to let him have it. Despite her lack of consent he penetrated her with the prosthetic penis again.”

In February 2024, the complainant ended the relationship because of Ms Jamshaid’s allegedly coercive, controlling and violent nature.

Some time later, she was out with friends but received a call from a housemate telling her Ms Jamshaid was at her house.

She returned home and found the defendant upset and in tears, and let Ms Jamshaid stay the night at her house.

The alleged victim said she would sleep in a different room, but began to undress her.

The court heard that again Ms Jamshaid failed to listen to her protestations and assaulted her with the prosthetic.

Ms Lindop said: “She spoke of saying ‘No’, using the safe word but the defendant carrying on regardless and getting some sort of thrill. He was getting some sort of kick out of it.”

The jury was told their two-year relationship was also marred by several bouts of violence.

On one occasion, Ms Jamshaid allegedly imprisoned the woman in a college bathroom for much of the day.

While there, the defendant strangled her with bare hands before throttling her with a metal bar until she lost consciousness, the court heard.

Ms Jamshaid denies all 14 charges.

The trial continues.

 

[Elminster]

The jury was told that after one row Ms Jamshaid pulled up the leg of the woman’s shorts and scratched a “Z” into her leg with a maths compass, causing an injury which bled.
Sarah Lindop, prosecuting, said: “It was as if [Jamshaid was] marking her as his.”

(...) with a maths compass (...)

20 years of jail just for the horribly cringe attempt at being a dArK aNd EdGy dom.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

4chan's /lgbt/ board which really should just be /tran/ is a goldmine where troons and pooners alike openly share the things that the pRedditor ones try to pretend isn't actually happening. Take for instance this thread, where pooners bond (and a few exchange discord info) over the most hecking valid and manly interests they can think of: chronic masturbation and pedophilia. Don't believe me?




Yeah....




This anon correctly assesses how poorly this thread reflects on the genderspecial community and is replied to exactly how you would expect.




These people have a totally real and valid gender identity and this certainly isn't just a fetish or some byproduct of porn sickness! So pic unrelated, but this is a depiction of a masturbator from a 1918 Swedish medical book.

 

[Chandelier]

Blindfolded and strapped to a spanking bench.
The sound of hoof boots approaching.
Exhilarated snorts behind a leather horse mask.
Silicone horse cock swinging betwixt his legs.
Hoof gloves pressed against your shuddering shoulders.
Ridged flare popping into a quivering hole.
Snorting, huffing, thrusting - finished, you are bred.

Reminds me of the shit I find in the Fanfiction Horrors thread, like this winning line:

Related: one of the most common themes among pooners is that even if they dress femininely, it doesn't take away their masculinity. It is fine for them to explore their feminine gender expression as a man, despite identifying as a man to escape their female gender expression. They expect you to accept this inherent contradiction.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Sure, Jan. Sounds totally legit.

Are there any auto-immune diseases where testosterone is prescribed? I know that testosterone is an immuno-suppressant, but I don't think it's very strong.

The alternative is that by taking T, her body has become completely physically dependent on it to the point that her life is at risk. If that's a possibility then that's just one more reason for doctors to only allow women to take T as an absolute last resort.

Well, I guess there is a third option, she's lying about having an auto-immune disorder like most BPD women do.

Reminds me of the shit I find in the Fanfiction Horrors thread, like this winning line:
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Related: one of the most common themes among pooners is that even if they dress femininely, it doesn't take away their masculinity. It is fine for them to explore their feminine gender expression as a man, despite identifying as a man to escape their female gender expression. They expect you to accept this inherent contradiction.
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What is the male equivalent of this? Obviously there are the TiMs who don't put any effort into transitioning, but that always seems to be more about being lazy or too scared to cross dress in public. What about men who identify as women, but then go out of their way to wear the most masculine clothing they can. Even the trans butch ones still usually aren't wearing wrestling leotards or something like that.

 

[Oliver Tate Glazer]

Helluva specimen, spotted in ftm venting posting a near incomprehensible rant reply, apparently on the subject of infantilisation. Got a feeling there's another side to this story but..
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Poor cat

They want others to feel sorry for them so bad and it's obvious. They complain about being infantilised while simultaneously claiming they are being randomly killed on the streets like they are in the fucking hunger games. Maybe they are just trying to think of an excuse to not go outside? I still can't believe people will find time to write literal paragraphs of text explaining every single detail of their current emotional state as if more than 2 people will read the whole thing. In the cat post she even HAD to mention her totally unrelated assault that happened months ago to highlight how very very very hard this is for her emotionally and how much she needs random strangers on the internet to baby her like her parents never could.
This may be one of the most obnoxious people in this thread (that aren't straight up criminals), and I'd definitely not want to meet her irl. Nobody is more of an energy vampire than people who constantly vent on random people expecting infinite sympathy and comfort on demand.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Ms Jamshaid

The moment a Muslim acquires a penis (or Coke can made of necrotic flesh; either is fine), he gets rapey with it. I think it's genetic.

 

[Colress]

It said it was #8889 in queue so if it doesn't resolve in a few minutes I'll replace it with a new one

It never got fixed. Did you replace the archive?

 

[sunky]

Today I witnessed a hilarious conversation between pooners in the vent channel of a Discord server.

It inspired me to draw a pooner comic. I'm still new at drawing pooners, but I hope you enjoy it regardless. All dialogue is copied & pasted from their messages in the conversation.
I might be seeing a real-time pooner downward spiral from the effects of T soon, or multiple, since the majority of the pooners there are on T already.

The cope is unreal.


Read left to right.

Spoiler: full image

 

[Chandelier]

What is the male equivalent of this? Obviously there are the TiMs who don't put any effort into transitioning, but that always seems to be more about being lazy or too scared to cross dress in public. What about men who identify as women, but then go out of their way to wear the most masculine clothing they can. Even the trans butch ones still usually aren't wearing wrestling leotards or something like that.

Probably Non binary AMABs, like that Alok-Maid Venon. To them, being 'girly' or gender nonconforming is just being a man but hairier, but you aren't really a man because you say you aren't. In libfem circles the minute a man says he is not a man, he ceases to be one, so they have to accept it at face value. The difference between them and pooners is that people accept what the male troon does and says because they don't want to lose their jobs, social standing, or be physically harmed because male NPD and BPD is measures worse than in women. Their mere presence exudes an, 'accept me, bitch, or else' while the pooner simply goes, 'Um guys? Everyone is valid and I need everyone to love each other, okay? Clothing doesn't make your gender '

The moment a Muslim acquires a penis (or Coke can made of necrotic flesh; either is fine), he gets rapey with it. I think it's genetic.

Slightly off-topic but one time on Chimpout, someone was talking about infants born to Muslim parents. They had to be separated at birth because they immediately began pulling at other newborns' hair and punching them in the head. No other newborn did this. The user remarked that this was insanely concerning behaviour and that, since they were newborns, there was no way their parents taught them this. They literally came out that way.

 

[Catboi]

It never got fixed. Did you replace the archive?

Yeah I replaced it day of

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Slightly off-topic but one time on Chimpout, someone was talking about infants born to Muslim parents. They had to be separated at birth because they immediately began pulling at other newborns' hair and punching them in the head. No other newborn did this. The user remarked that this was insanely concerning behaviour and that, since they were newborns, there was no way their parents taught them this. They literally came out that way.

Holy fucking shit.

Inbreeding is a hell of a thing, but...

Holy fucking shit.