📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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1. When is The Pissed On Lezbo going to credit the Farms for curing her gender identity disorder? (c'mon her vocabulary now is straight outta Beauty Parlour)
2. When is Science going to study this increasingly effective medicine?

She's detransitioned again?

 

[Rainbow Child]

She's detransitioned again?

as far as i know, unless i missed something, it's still the same one. maybe she ambivilated a bit along the way?

 

[Magic Pickle]

Usually I contribute pooner foibles to the Pooner Zoo, but today I finally bring forth some pooner art proper! Please enjoy the cornucopia of crazies I have collected for you today from the self-hating freaks and dipshits of r/4tran4. What's amusing is that you can usually tell whether a self-hating TiF or a woman-hating TiM drew it! Also, apologies in advance if any of these are reposts; I tried to collect what I hadn't seen before myself.

Spoiler: Some if it is NSFW.

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And now for your standard programming.
A straight-with-extra-steps T4T couple is enduring some hardship when the li'l dood realizes that the entire time, nothing about their dynamic is different from your bog standard heterosexual affair. What makes matters more complicated, however, is that she's had a homosexual awakening - and now she longs to be with a true and honest woman instead. What's a dood to do?
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my relationship is dysphoric​

me ftm with my mtf partner and i can’t tell you how many times i feel like the woman in my relationship. i have my shit together and i’m planning everything and begging them to participate etc etc and im careful and calculated and less clumsy — and of course the very few times we are physical, it’s standard heteronormative s3x (i have a complicated relationship to s3x btw lmao)
behind all the problems, is a girl and a boy who probably shouldn’t have stayed together x amount of years ago. my friends are telling me to split up and i finally spoke to my therapist about the issue.
there’s so many layers and one of them is how much of a woman i feel like. my sexuality has changed and im into cis women now and i feel stuck. sigh

I say it all the time, but Jesus Christ, TiFs are always finding new shit to complain about and feel weird over. Take this one for example who thinks that having too much junk with you during travel is "humiliating" while being "dry, minimalist, low maintenance, nonchalant, etc" is "identity affirming." You say that now, OP, but if you aren't packing underwear like you expect to shit yourself 5 times a day every day, are you really packing properly?
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dysphoria from being an overpacker​

this is such a humiliating feeling. i look at the cis boys (or girls, even) with no bags on them and feel like in comparison a bulky, awkward, uncool, autistic fucking GIRL dressed in charity shop clothes and with like two bags next to me.
being dry, minimalist, low maintenance, nonchalant, etc is so identity affirming

This was posted in r/FTMover30, which means OP is at least in her 30s, so please keep this in mind as you read about her being browbeaten by multiple men in her life without any ability to stand up for herself and her desire to destroy her body based on fleeting genderwhims. If you're going to be crazy, at least have a backbone about it.
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my doctor just said "no"​

I've been socially out since my dad died in early summer, finally worked up the courage to ask my GP for HRT. He's an older guy I've been seeing for about 8 years; he starts talking about me needing to take 2 years to make sure I'm "doing it right" and I could just feel my stomach drop because I could read the tone in his voice and I knew I was heading for a dead end. I ended up bursting into tears in the room when he started talking about my tits and how much of an ordeal top surgery is, as though I lack the imagination to figure that out and ultimately he left and now I have no headway on getting T AND I feel like an impostor drug-seeker.
What do I do now? My psychiatrist also just pretended he didn't hear me when I asked so I'm SOL and depressed about it lol

A FTM has reached new levels of delusion when she claims that she has so thoroughly entrenched herself in the quicksand of queerness that she cannot even recall what a girlhood was like, nor did she ever feel in-tune with her body to understand when she needed to do things such as fucking piss. Her explanation for these things taking place?: "They can mostly potentially be explained by my brain not being designed for a female body." Hey, incest baby, your brain isn't designed for anything because the human body isn't designed at all; you have a female brain solely because it's a brain in a female body. No wonder troons 'n' poons are underrepresented in hard sciences - when was the last time you saw a transgender astronaut?
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Curious to see how many of you relate to some things I don't normally see people discussing. (Marked NSFW to be safe, some dysphoria related terminology but I avoided it when possible.)​

I'm not sure if it's just me or if these things are common for (dysphoric binary) trans men. (There are a few different things I've wondered about but they're kind of related.)
**1. I immediately forget how it felt to have female anatomy once it's gone.**
It's like I used to have the information about what it felt like to have those parts because they were there to feel, but that information wasn't actually stored in my brain, so it was gone as soon as the parts were removed.
Since top surgery, I don't feel like I know first hand what it's like to feel the need to wear a binder. Since stage one phallo, I don't remember what it's like to not have a dick, and since stage two, I don't remember what it's like having that other stuff. I don't even really remember what my dick looked like before glansplasty. And I can't even really picture what my voice used to sound like.
I'm not saying I don't remember anything at all. Like I remember factual details but it feels like when you imagine something someone else described to you that you haven't personally experienced. Like I'm taking the objective details and piecing it together to form a mental image rather than remembering it.
**2. Since I had The Realization about my gender, my brain basically removed the repression filter from my memories and I remember myself as a boy/man, even pre-transition.**
Although occasionally I'll remember myself as a boy/man mistakenly identifying as a girl (not "girl/woman" because I could never actually refer to myself as a "woman" even though I transitioned at 25) in memories that specifically require that, e.g., sharing a room with girls on a school trip.
Basically, now that I'm aware that I've always been a boy/man, I can't remember "when I was a girl" because I know that didn't actually happen. Sometimes I remember being a boy who thought he was a girl, but most of the time I was just a boy who wasn't really thinking about his gender because it wasn't relevant.
**3. I was never really treated like a girl/woman.**
When women talk about things that women and girls experience, like misogyny and whatnot, I believe them, but I don't relate to them. On the other hand, I do often relate to typical male experiences.
Also, literally not a single person who has ever expressed interest in me romantically and/or sexually has been exclusively attracted to women.
**4. I only ever experienced the physical symptoms of PMS.**
I would get cramps but never mood swings or anything like that. My theory is that it's because my body was built for that whole process but my brain was not.
**5. My brain never seemed to be able to communicate with the parts that weren't supposed to be there.**
I was never able to interpret signals from that area properly. Like I would always be convinced something was leaking or whatever but there was nothing there. Or I would mistake all sorts of things for needing to pee.
My brain was also completely disconnected from the whole "cycle" thing and I genuinely have no idea what anyone means when they say they feel like that stuff is starting or whatever. I would get paranoid and just start using hygiene products preemptively if it had been suspiciously long since the last one because that shit snuck up on me every single time.
**6. I didn't get negative effects from testosterone. I just stopped getting negative effects from estrogen.**
Testosterone didn't make it so I can't cry. It just solved the extremely frustrating problem I had when estrogen was the dominant hormone in my body where my body would just start crying on its own when I genuinely didn't even feel like crying and it was actually horrible because no one believed me that it was an involuntary physical thing and they insisted on just incorrectly perceiving me as sensitive.
I can definitely still cry, but now it only happens when it's actually supposed to.
It also did not make me aggressive or whatever.
So are any of these things common experiences? They can mostly potentially be explained by my brain not being designed for a female body, but I haven't heard anyone talk about these experiences before, so I don't know if it's just me. I'm just curious to see if any of you can relate.

Finally, a mother who wants to be a father is flattered by the confusion of her young child when suddenly her ego boost is smashed to smithereens by the sneering laughter of her best friend. This puts OP in a tricky situation as this friend - who is a proper man - has continuously disrespected her psuedomaleness on multiple occasions, but rather than do the actually masculine thing (which is laugh it off as a mate having a playful jab in her direction or put him in his place properly), she wonders if it's time to cut ties with him entirely.
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Feeling lame for being hurt about this​

So I’ll get just jump in, I’m 6 months on T , I think I pass “okay” , most of the time but I have pretty intense gender dysphoria as well and body dysmorphia and I get pretty paranoid or disheartened easily, I try not to focus much on my looks for that reason , just do what feels good. One of my friends we can call Randy , has made comments in the past that made me upset , I know he doesn’t mean it maliciously but damn if it hurts lmao. Yesterday we were all out to dinner and my kid pointed at a man across the restaurant and said “look daddy, that’s you!” I kinda laughed and said “Where?” And he pointed again to the same guy , he had the same kinda hair as me and wore glasses so to a kid yes , we look alike I suppose , but I did find it funny because the man he mentioned was pretty built and much more “masculine” looking than me, I thought it was pretty funny but also made me a tad hopeful YANNO ? Even if the comparison was made by a kid , anyways , my friend , after my kid points this out starts to laugh- and I mean LAUGH like - choking , crying and hiding his face shaking from laughter , I kinda shoot the shit and go “what’s so funny? Huh? “ and he says “that’s just INSAAANE” which like , yea I guess it is? But damn dude , just made me feel really shitty. Especially since this friend has made a comment before about letting “the real men” handle heavy lifting once . It was said as a joke but even the people around us were like “hey that’s not cool to say” . Idk I’m just feeling pretty discouraged and I kinda feel like If I can’t even be seen as a “real” man by my bestfriend - then who will see me as such .

 

[Surfin Terf]

as far as i know, unless i missed something, it's still the same one. maybe she ambivilated a bit along the way?

It’s definitely her, a few pages back someone posted an interview with her. I figured she’d be one of those who keeps detransitioning/retransitioning when she first announced it, but she’s going back and forth faster than usual

 

[Kerry Benton]

https://youtu.be/b-R8dDg5YcQ?si=h0UouTc-hnlxRzed

Some YouTuber interviewed the Tboy wrestler who got injured. Tbh this video was exhausting to listen to, do not recommend. I did learn that Tboy wrestling was charging POC discounted ticket prices so they could virtue signal, of course.

https://youtu.be/4wfUoSQuQO0?si=g_vyDu9phWJek4r-

Another hour of this idiot interviewing more T-boy wrestling adjacent people. Too lazy to find the time stamp now, but in the middle of the video she talks to the TiM host/MC, who complained that all of the TiFs he worked with were over sensitive and hormonal. Probably true but also sorry t-boys, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED FROM MISOGYNY BY TRANSITIONING!!!

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Fat Filipino 'transfag' James Factora, who counts herself as part of gay hookup culture, thinks gay men should 'get over themselves' and be kinder when talking about vaginas and transmasc bodies because gay pooners aren't li'l heckin' dainty flowers and it takes so much mental foritude to be on Grindr. Spends half the article talking about drag queens and trying to push the idea that more gay men are down to clown with the underbrush than you'd think, as if any would entertain the thought of hers. Managed to get a line of TDS in there too.

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Twitter, IG

Before:

After:



Let's check her other articles, you might remember the first one...


There's an odd ratio of bisexual postiing for her, so I assume that's her fixation. It's peerfct for her though as she seems to be the size of two or three filipinos in one. Suffice it to say, tumblr fujos should have never escaped containment.

Her 'boyfriend,' Noah, had top surgery, and has EDS and more because it's a requirement by now. I don't think the cat is buying it...

Anyway, it's the middle of the night and this bitch made me mad, so I needed to TPD post. I'll leave you with this bonus random zippertits at the beach from her IG:

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Imagine seeing a bunch of poons in pleather galloping around with popsicle stick dildos and crocheted penises making retard noises in your neighbor's backyard.

Tell me you wouldn't pay good money for that kind of entertainment.

The only real danger would be to laugh oneself into having a stroke.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

*killitwithfire.jpg*

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Found some pooners on Xitter bitching about gay men's "genital preferences", and some gay men posting pooners in the replies. https://x.com/wiisporttennis/status/2012683318496497983

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Seen this a few times today. Might make a good meme in more creative hands lol

 

[Your old Livejournal]

*killitwithfire.jpg*

Image this is your child that you raised for 18 years and wasted hundreds of thousands of $$$ on. You really should be allowed to abort such things well into their 20s. I'd die of shame and humiliation if my child looked like that.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Pooners malding over women making remarks about men having small dicks, or no dicks. I say women specifically because these are the only people who I encounter regularly using these insults.



It's patriarchy when you insult a man by calling him a woman, but if you call a woman a man she gets equally, if not more, pissed; is that evidence of matriarchy?

These people rant endlessly about fascism and patriarchy, but really what they're mad about is any form of masculine expression. If pooners had it their way being a man would simply be boiled down to being hairy and a faggot.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

as far as i know, unless i missed something, it's still the same one. maybe she ambivilated a bit along the way?

My understanding was that she detransitioned, then she retransitioned and claimed that she was faking it in order to infiltrate the TERFs and steal their secrets. The pooners didn’t buy it (and to be fair, it’s the kind of story you tell when you’re ten, not a middle-aged adult). Having not been welcomed and praised unto the rooftops, she therefore detransitioned again in the hope of hurting the other pooners. I understand that’s where she is now. I expect she will reretransition and reredetransition a few times.

 

[Eva Braun]

Im a cis passing except im not. What does she think passing means? Delusional

 

[shatterspinel]

Im a cis passing except im not. What does she think passing means? Delusional

She thinks she’s a hardcore hoodrat ($100 says that she was born a decade after the album she quoted came out) but gets called a twink. It’s probably better that she has no concept of passing because dudes like that don’t even understand how much of an assbeating they go around asking for

 

[sunky]

Random pooner I found on some retarded Discord server. Why are they so obsessed with selfies?

Spoiler: Lots of images.

Spoiler: Newer pictures

Spoiler: Some fashion choices

She does her hair, nails, and makeup extremely regularly. Very masculine. While looking at all these pics, she was also sperging about getting more feminine fashion pieces. Lol

Spoiler: Not so recent selfies

Spoiler: More recent selfies

Two pooners, lol.

Spoiler: Top surgery pics

Spoiler: Older pictures before short hair era

Yes, she goes out like this in public. On public transportation, in school, any establishment.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Random pooner I found on some retarded Discord server.

Butch lesbian goes wild. Lookit meeeee!

Why are they so obsessed with selfies?

They're convinced that self destruction and the exhibition of it renders some sort of meaning and value to their lives.

Become and share the abyss.

Arguably with seriously twisted pooners like that it's not them, but the demons who possess them that love the modern selfie. It's a great way to show off your work.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Random pooner I found on some retarded Discord server. Why are they so obsessed with selfies?

Because they’re women?

 

[kawaiikat420]

choosing to look like the homeless guy who hangs around public libraries in the hopes of molesting poorly supervised children

I have a theory that sometimes TIFs will try to become the person that abused them or traumatized them in someway. It's like when TIMs try to 'become' their wives. Maybe she looks like the homeless guy that hung around the library she went to as a kid.

 

[Audit]

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Im a cis passing except im not. What does she think passing means? Delusional

Yet another case of a pooner transitioning to become the man she's attracted to. Apparently switchblade flicking doods are the pooner equivalent of pink skirt spinning trannies.

She does her hair, nails, and makeup extremely regularly. Very masculine. While looking at all these pics, she was also sperging about getting more feminine fashion pieces. Lol

Ah, female to male theater faggot. I wonder if she has fewer or more psychological breakdowns than the typical homosexual man who does community theater? Tough call.