🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Bill Evans 45]

4. He needs to pay for that law school. He has shit credit and no family help.

To be relatively assured of passing both exams, students usually buy rigorous bar prep courses, which can cost thousands. More money Russ doesn’t have.

He absolutely believes he'll get a free ride because 'muh disability'.

his dad's Parkinson's

We only have Russell's word for this, For all we know, his dad was tested and it turns out he has a tremor from a trapped nerve. If it was true I feel it would have appeared regularly in the plightspergs.

Russell views the world through his own warped, deluded lens and misinterprets human interaction on the daily but when it comes down to actual verifiable data, he tends not to lie outright. He happily admits to being fired, rejected, arrested, gay hand jobs - all with a spin of Greertardation, however the kernel of truth is there.
For example: In Greer v Moon, he openly states that he can obtain the document he's had been ordered to (truth) but says he just doesn't think he should have to pay for it. If Hardin wants to see it so bad, Hardin should pony up, All this despite the repeated court orders. (Greertardation).

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I honestly am not sure he really is attending UNLV.

So the UNLV just lied on his behalf?

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

All right let me ask what do you think Ruseel Greer's IQ is?

Honestly, I think that his personality disorders make it nearly impossible to accurately judge his actual IQ. Reading the filings that he actually wrote, I've always gotten the sense of seeing a four year old child walking around in her mother's high heels and pearl necklace, thinking that's what makes her an adult. Russell writes some of the correct words, but is incapable of drawing logical conclusions. People with above-average intelligence don't generally appear to play-act like that.

Also, part of having at least an average IQ is the ability to learn useful lessons from one's mistakes, something that Rusty is incapable of doing (like all LOLcows); the only time he learns a "lesson" is when he draws the completely wrong conclusion from something negative that happens to him (i.e. people on the Internet think that I'm skeevy, therefore instead of changing my behavior I'm going to sue Kiwi Farms, a website, instead).

All that to say I'd estimate his IQ to be somewhere between 90-100; enough that he has (or at least should have) no problem living day-to-day life, but not enough to fulfill his ambitions or really get ahead in life.

ETA: the reason why I follow Rusty while not caring about any other LOLcow is because I get such a Gorillas in the Mist vibe from him, and I find it (and him) fascinating.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

It’s a joy to read those again. The unbounded optimism as Russell sends a letter to the second biggest pop star in the country (at the time).

“Hey toots! I wrote a song for you. If you don’t wanna perform it then I’ve got this Holocaust movie script you can look over. Expecting big things any day now! — Russell”

Every positive life lesson his parents and teachers tried to impress got warped into something demented. Like others have said, the one thing he’s not is a quitter. Too bad that hasn’t led to the inspiring triumph over adversity story he’s hoping for.

When one's personality is the adversity, it is a rather difficult thing to triumph over.

If he managed to graduate college I'd say it probably is above 100.

That couldn't possibly be a less accurate statement. Someone in the -1 standard deviation (85-100) could easily pass an associates in applied science, which, if I am not mistaken, took him way longer than it would take a normal person. I would place Crusty very squarely in the 85-90 IQ range. My reasoning is that even for an average person his ability to follow logical trains of thought to reasonable conclusions is highly questionable, along with his ability to follow basic instructions, both things which are something someone with a 100 IQ is capable of doing.

SAT/ACT tests are basically IQ tests so that could be used to estimate as well if anyone knows.

That is not really true of the SAT. It has some decent logical elements, but until the revamp in recent years, it focused heavily on geometry and trig in the math section, which has nothing to go with general IQ. The ACT is the only generalized test that I am aware of that has any mapping to general intelligence, and it's still not that great.

 

[Barrister]

If he passes the LSAT, surely the Nevada bar will discover his extensive litigation history and disallow him for character issues?

Just to add to what @AnOminous said in his reply, the LSAT is to law school what the SAT/ACT are to college, or what the GRE is to grad school. In other words, even in the most charitable light possible (i.e., Greer is actually in a position to pursue a JD), he is preparing to take a test that will help determine what caliber of schools will accept him, and is so very far off from even having to think about the State Bar lol

For what it’s worth, the LSAT isn’t particularly hard, but you don’t study for it so much as you prepare for it (think many, many practice exams), since it tests your critical thinking and problem solving abilities rather than your knowledge by giving you tons of multi-level logic problems and scenarios (like, given a set of specific clues and rules, can you deduce which person on a list of people is driving what vehicle from a list of vehicles, or something along those lines). You have to be a mix of smart and objective to do really well on it, and in my personal opinion Greer is probably neither of those things

Also, when you apply for law school, you generally submit your LSAT score, a writing sample, and your college transcript. So Greer is gearing up to prepare part of what he needs to start applying for law school

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Some of you haven't been in post-secondary in awhile and it shows.

I recently had to do a CLE heavily populated by younger people. I cannot stress to you the extent to which higher ed, which was always possible to game, has degraded.

Between accommodations, hand-holding, and rewarding fill-in-the-blank compliance, we are producing actual literal lawyers who are barely literate. And not just from bottom-tier schools. Plus immigration. A huge portion of people in higher ed don't speak, read, or write English. I'm sure they're brilliant in their first language, but they're not writing an English essay.

IF Greer were either
1. More intellectually capable than average; OR
2. Significantly more disciplined and goal-oriented than average; OR
3. Had parents that would backfill and was average in 1 and 2,

He could complete some form of law school and get at least to the bar exam phase. Unfortunately for him he is an 85 IQer, undisciplined except in the pursuit of hookers, and has parents who gave up on him years ago.

 

[Da Dude123]

So the UNLV just lied on his behalf?

I guess I missed the evidence in the thread. I just assumed this was another Russell "the face" tall tale.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I guess I missed the evidence in the thread. I just assumed this was another Russell "the face" tall tale.

Proof that he is attending UNLV:

🐮 Lolcow Post in thread 'Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC'

Jan 27, 2026

Apropos of nothing; a result came in for something I had someone look into.

• Useful_Mistake

Reactions: x 77 x 11 x 5 x 4 x 2 x 3 x 2

 

[The Dude]

I still don't know how studying "Hospitality Management" is going to help Shit-Lips pass the BAR and enter a career in law.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I still don't know how studying "Hospitality Management" is going to help Shit-Lips pass the BAR and enter a career in law.

About the same as Lucas Werner enrolling in GE English to become the Telomere Geneticist

 

[kcbbq]

Basically they have a program for retards.
He's taking hospitality, nothing to do with law.

Taking college classes, especially at public universities, as an older student doesn't involve any of the hoops you have to jump through like for recent high school graduates. You may have a bit lower priority on registering for classes outside of ones that specify adult learning (generally evening or online courses fit the bill), but even as someone who just abandoned the degree they were going for and walked off in the middle of a semester without even informing the school leading to an indefinite and still-existing suspension I can, and have, taken a number of classes just because I thought they were interesting. There's more support and a much better atmosphere, too. Plus, if I get to the point I fulfill the degree requirements I would still get the degree if I wanted it, even with how fucked up my transcript is there.

UNLV is big into that, and if you're a Nevada resident with a household income of less than $68k a year they can waive tuition totally, which is what I assume he conned his way into.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I still don't know how studying "Hospitality Management" is going to help Shit-Lips pass the BAR and enter a career in law.

In theory just about any Bachelors Degree is a useful foundation for law. Hotels resorts and casinos need lawyers that understand their business too. Generally to be accepted to Law School you need a Bachelor's Degree with a decent GPA, a good LSAT Score, and strong skills in writing and reading comprehension.

While Russ's writing is most certainly creative, there is nothing comprehensible about it. I suspect a number of schools will consider forwarding his application essay to the psyche department. And possibly the FBI.

 

[the khat quaffer]

You don't "pass" the LSAT, you just get a score. That's something that goes into your law school application, much like an SAT.

"Mr. Greer. You spelled your name with a six. In a historic new decision, rather than give you a score, we have decided to fail you from the LSAT.

"Report to the University of American Samoa for re-training."

All right let me ask what do you think Ruseel Greer's IQ is?

He can read English which means it is above 80 obviously. If he managed to graduate college I'd say it probably is above 100. I don't think it is above 120. 120 is about the range where you could manage to be a mediocre but still passable professional like a lawyer or an engineer.

SAT/ACT tests are basically IQ tests so that could be used to estimate as well if anyone knows. That being said I'm not looking for a super precise number but a range. I am aware there are problems with IQ as a concept as well and am really just looking for a framework to understand what Russel Greer is capable of intellectually.

I think Russel Greer is capable of following decently comp[ex directions but is so narcissistic and lazy that he chooses not to.

Somewhere between a potato and a bag of hammers.

Serious answer:
I don't believe in IQ measurements for one second but if I had a gun to my head, I'd place Yuck Mouth in the low to mid 80s. He is a pretender, awkwardly stumbling through the savage ballet of the real world. His filings resemble the crude machinations of children having a "NUH UH!" "YEAH-HUH!" argument on the playground. He can flibberdy-jibbit his way through life, he knows to avoid niggers on the street, and he knows he should wipe his ass after taking a shit (and occasionally follows through with it).

>SAT tests are basically IQ tests
>graduating college means you're over 100
I can't even lmfao. I can't even even at this.

I still don't know how studying "Hospitality Management" is going to help Shit-Lips pass the BAR and enter a career in law.

I still don't know how submitting endless filings whining about his disability and personal problems is going to help him win a copyright infringement case on his publicly available work, but we're approaching six years now.

 

[Napoleon III]

Honestly, I think that his personality disorders make it nearly impossible to accurately judge his actual IQ.

That's an extremely good point.

All that to say I'd estimate his IQ to be somewhere between 90-100; enough that he has (or at least should have) no problem living day-to-day life, but not enough to fulfill his ambitions or really get ahead in life.

This seems right to me. Greer has done a lot of stuff that is massively retarded. But a large part of that is because he is often rewarded for being retarded.

I think the people who think his IQ is lower are forgetting just how dumb someone can be. Melinda Scott is a great contrast in this regard. Greer manages to actually state a claim when he files his lawsuits, Melinda Scott couldn't even manage that. Greer isn't very smart but I don't think he is borderline retarded.

Which is part of what makes him so interesting. He has a lot of what he would need to actually live a decent life but he is too lazy and entitled.

I recently had to do a CLE heavily populated by younger people. I cannot stress to you the extent to which higher ed, which was always possible to game, has degraded.

>SAT tests are basically IQ tests
>graduating college means you're over 100
I can't even lmfao. I can't even even at this.

That's a fair point I think graduating college used to mean you had a some level of intelligence. But it probably no longer means that.

That is not really true of the SAT. It has some decent logical elements, but until the revamp in recent years, it focused heavily on geometry and trig in the math section, which has nothing to go with general IQ. The ACT is the only generalized test that I am aware of that has any mapping to general intelligence, and it's still not that great.

This is slightly off topic so I'll keep it short. Its not a perfect estimator but there is a reason that Universities stopped using test scores in admissions.

 

[the khat quaffer]

That's a fair point I think graduating college used to mean you had a some level of intelligence. But it probably no longer means that.

Even in real majors like STEM, you'd be amazed and depressed at the quality of riff-raff they let graduate with a Bachelor's. It doesn't help that you have stolen valor idiots like Russ claiming to "basically be a lawyer." for graduating from the LSD law church class of Thursday (AM). I might as well bill myself a pre-board certified massage therapist or freelancing gynecologist.

You're not wrong in that it requires some brain meat to get that 4 year, but some classes will do that "no child left behind" bullshit even in STEM. Thanks, Dubya.

College wise, the one good thing they did was shy away from including an A for Arts in STEM disciplines. A rare moment where H1B ragheads, chinks, gooks, whites, and like 3 or 4 blacks rallied together to play kick the Autistic.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I think the focus on IQ is orthoginal to the question of being retarded.

Russ is fucking retarded, even if he were Einstein-brillant (Epstien-brillant?). His retardation prevents him from understand basic shit because he doesn't want to. It's a mental illness, not literal low-IQ bullshit.

Low-IQ retard niggers don't understand how or why they're being punished, Greer not only knows, he can see it coming and try to squirm out of it.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

"Mr. Greer. You spelled your name with a six. In a historic new decision, rather than give you a score, we have decided to fail you from the LSAT.

"Report to the University of American Samoa for re-training."

"...and if they won't accept you, there's always ASU."

 

[kcbbq]

I think the focus on IQ is orthoginal to the question of being retarded.

Russ is fucking retarded, even if he were Einstein-brillant (Epstien-brillant?). His retardation prevents him from understand basic shit because he doesn't want to. It's a mental illness, not literal low-IQ bullshit.

Low-IQ retard niggers don't understand how or why they're being punished, Greer not only knows, he can see it coming and try to squirm out of it.

IQ doesn’t even represent what most people think it represents. You can end up with a high IQ and still be dumb as a post if you have good spatial awareness and pattern recognition while being a total retard in other ways.

I no shapes gud

 

[AnOminous]

In theory just about any Bachelors Degree is a useful foundation for law.

This generally isn't one I'd think of, unless you were actually going into a relevant area of law. Usually you have English or poli sci or some other soft major, maybe a STEM degree if you're going into patent law where it would be relevant, or something like that.

It's kind of stupid to pick a degree like this when he's such a completely obvious asshole nobody would ever even consider putting him in charge of anything at a hotel other than a broom.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I think Crusty just really gets off on the idea of controlling pussy and access to it. Having that level of control over women is something he likely drools over (more so than usual). Also, being able to deny people access to rent-a-pussy is something he has always wanted to do because he has been denied access to any non-whore pussy (and even whore pussy on many occasions) his entire life, which he thinks is unfair and discriminatory (which is demented). He's also convinced that it's his deformity that prevents women from wanting to fuck him, when it likely couldn't be further from the truth, his personality is 100x more repulsive than his face is, but he will never understand that. It's clear to see that Greeee only sees women as objects that are something to control and do things for him, and that's it. He is incapable of understanding them as human beings.