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Ah, applying "Retard's Razor". I like it. "When two unknown options appear to be equally possible, assume the most retarded one is the more likely outcome because a LOLCow is involved."
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Ah, applying "Retard's Razor". I like it. "When two unknown options appear to be equally possible, assume the most retarded one is the more likely outcome because a LOLCow is involved."
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"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by Greetardation."
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Acerthorne does it.
But Metokur gets people to do that all the time
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I think he's scamming. But not even for e-thots, for other retards like the one he had that he got to go to the brothel to recruit. He is an Important Person* with Legal Experience** who is Going To Law School*** and has Taken The LSAT****, give him your money.
*a drooling goof
**unsuccessful lawsuits
*** As a hospitality major
****it's up to you to ask if he actually passed and joined the bar and can actually function as a lawyer
*a drooling goof
**unsuccessful lawsuits
*** As a hospitality major
****it's up to you to ask if he actually passed and joined the bar and can actually function as a lawyer
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Yeah as a matter of practice if you need a Lawyer, Doctor, Pilot or Plumber look for a Gen X'er.
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You don't "pass" the LSAT, you just get a score. That's something that goes into your law school application, much like an SAT.
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I may be late on some of this, but how the hell did Crusty Rusty get into UNLV? I honestly suspect that for profit Mormon 2 year college probably was unaccredited and likely has credits that do not transfer to anywhere.
Also, how is he paying for it? I guess being a ragman, he would qualify for a Pell grant and also would be able to get some student loans. Those loans will never ever be paid back.
If he wants really serious about college, starting at an actual community college would probably be the better move, instead of starting at a school like UNLV. I honestly am not sure he really is attending UNLV. And the LSAT? No way. He is years from that making sense. And that is if he passed his classes and doesn't drop out of school. That is a big if.
Also, how is he paying for it? I guess being a ragman, he would qualify for a Pell grant and also would be able to get some student loans. Those loans will never ever be paid back.
If he wants really serious about college, starting at an actual community college would probably be the better move, instead of starting at a school like UNLV. I honestly am not sure he really is attending UNLV. And the LSAT? No way. He is years from that making sense. And that is if he passed his classes and doesn't drop out of school. That is a big if.
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Devils advocate: that doesn’t actually say they’d pay for anything. I doubt most parents would not think that their child should continue their education to get the best job they think is possible. Most people think doctors are better than nurses, for example, but really they’re highly different careers requiring completely different skill sets.
On the other hand it doesn’t mean they didn’t make the offer, but unless there are other statements out there, I don’t think we have enough information to assume.
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Basically they have a program for retards.
He's taking hospitality, nothing to do with law.
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I think he’s using student loans/Pell grants to pay for it as you stated, and he got in through that program he’s working with that aims to get the disabled back into the workforce/training. They don’t foot the bill, though.
LDS Business College, now Ensign College, is accredited. His degree is “Associate of Applied Science in Paralegal Studies” and yep, his credits are unlikely to transfer entirely, although some may. According to the school: “The AAS degree is not a transfer degree. This degree is provided in fields of study where additional education does not significantly increase employability. Some individual course credits may transfer to other institutions depending on the requirements of the institution receiving the transfer request.”
Ensign did right by him, even helped him get that internship at the State’s Attorney’s office. He just opted to be a jagoff and chose his Swift suit over any future career prospects.
I wonder if he still hangs up his degree in whatever cubicle he finagles his way into?
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That's why I say his parents fell for the course's "do all but two things a lawyer can do" hype because (at least according to Russell) they seemed to think his paralegal degree put him well on his way to law school
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He's taking Brothel Management.
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Literally yes. He probably asked GreePT once how to get him his penis sucked professionally as the Brothel Prince and it told him he would at the very least need a degree in hospitality.
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I hope for more LOLsuits when he doesn't get the LSAT score that he wants.
He should go for an MBA - Master of Brothel Administration.
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Unless it can actually suck him his penis, I doubt he would care.
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It’s a joy to read those again. The unbounded optimism as Russell sends a letter to the second biggest pop star in the country (at the time).
“Hey toots! I wrote a song for you. If you don’t wanna perform it then I’ve got this Holocaust movie script you can look over. Expecting big things any day now! — Russell”
Every positive life lesson his parents and teachers tried to impress got warped into something demented. Like others have said, the one thing he’s not is a quitter. Too bad that hasn’t led to the inspiring triumph over adversity story he’s hoping for.
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Yeah some people might like listening to her sing but she's no Russel Greer, Brothel Prince.
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All right let me ask what do you think Ruseel Greer's IQ is?
He can read English which means it is above 80 obviously. If he managed to graduate college I'd say it probably is above 100. I don't think it is above 120. 120 is about the range where you could manage to be a mediocre but still passable professional like a lawyer or an engineer.
SAT/ACT tests are basically IQ tests so that could be used to estimate as well if anyone knows. That being said I'm not looking for a super precise number but a range. I am aware there are problems with IQ as a concept as well and am really just looking for a framework to understand what Russel Greer is capable of intellectually.
I think Russel Greer is capable of following decently comp[ex directions but is so narcissistic and lazy that he chooses not to.
He can read English which means it is above 80 obviously. If he managed to graduate college I'd say it probably is above 100. I don't think it is above 120. 120 is about the range where you could manage to be a mediocre but still passable professional like a lawyer or an engineer.
SAT/ACT tests are basically IQ tests so that could be used to estimate as well if anyone knows. That being said I'm not looking for a super precise number but a range. I am aware there are problems with IQ as a concept as well and am really just looking for a framework to understand what Russel Greer is capable of intellectually.
I think Russel Greer is capable of following decently comp[ex directions but is so narcissistic and lazy that he chooses not to.