It gets even worse than that when you realize Fatty isn't even just anthropomorphizing the dogs, he's doing so as his ideal self.Jack's nasty internal monologue can't help but bubble out. I know people like this. I have family like this. Jack is so broken and miserable, he doesn't even know how to make small talk while watching cute dogs eat treats. Where you and I might think, I wonder if they like pumpkin, I wonder if I used too much flour, Maybe she'll hide it to save for later, Look now she's interested, Jack's mind goes to such topics as teasing, dying, evil, intimidation, and Watch them hate it anyway.
Fatty's mind goes there because this is his preferred behavior, hoarding food and taking it from others. Remember when he went through his kid's food and started picking at it and bitching for his Playing With Your Food shit? Or all of the times he intentionally makes things spicy because he knows Tammy won't eat it?6:34 = "Oh, she's waiting. Jenny likes to wait and hold onto her treat so she can tease the other two." We all anthropomorphize our pets, but who does it to randomly ascribe them negative traits? My dog hoards resources so she can fuck with her friends. Why is that funny? Whose mind even goes there?
This is Fatty being an alpha blob in his own head. Likely the inner monologue of any basic Karen who thinks they're the main character at all times.7:10 = "Zoe likes to walk around Hope and intimidate her." Completely made up and said when Zoe wasn't even doing anything.
Again, more of Fatty describing his ideal self. Watch his earlier Fat on the Go videos when he was in California, especially when he's out with his friends talking shit as if anyone would ever be intimidated by his 5'4" sense of self importance.7:20 = "Jenny's finally eating hers. She likes to still have some left when the other two are wanting more. She's so evil. Evil Jenny." Again, completely invented behavior, with human-tier malice ascribed to some animal that's just laying there.
Holy shit, it's uncanny. Even his commentary about telling them to season the ribeye more for him while eating 3 giant plates of food, talks about how professional he is with his 300 subscribers. Even the little "Big Jim Approved" when there's nothing interesting on any of the plates other than a bunch of the same shit from Sysco as every other basic taqueria in the area, all while speaking with his mouth full and chewing for 80% of the video.https://youtube.com/watch?v=loJgEZ3oH84
I found a YouTube content creator that is either wearing Jack’s last molted hide as a skin suit, or Connie’s post man was making some additional stops on his route….
And watching a couple of other videos on his channel. Goes to some food truck and proceeds to eat 3 huge sandwiches by himself. Goes to some middle eastern place, orders a sandwich, a god knows what else, and a falafel plate in addition to a giant side of hummus. Goes to a breakfast place, orders a dinner appetizer, an avocado toast, some kind of breakfast benedict plate, a giant omelet, a giant biscuit, side of sausage, side of gravy.
This man is living Fatty's dream.