📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Aunt Carol]

Who are the women posting their Ls in this thread? A lot of white American Redditors, not many women from Rajasthan. It's true that some women do try to use transgenderism to escape male sexual predation, but it doesn't really work.

I've heard this phrased as "you can't identify your way out of oppression" --and then the argument goes off-topic as trans activists insist that "TERFs" must therefore be super happy about countries where women are second-class citizens, because those countries recognize that there are two biological sexes.

The hackneyed "I identify as a millionaire" joke would map to an Afghani woman trying to poon out by declaration alone, though.

 

[Dr. Butt]

blood is thicker than water

No, the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. You've inadvertently phrased your post to be in support of "chosen family". MINUS A MILLION POINTS

 

[Magic Pickle]

No, the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. You've inadvertently phrased your post to be in support of "chosen family". MINUS A MILLION POINTS

Sweet agony! I was but a fool to simplify a common turn of phrase to make a crude and pedestrian cum joke! Please, have mercy on me in the name of a white, white Christmas, Dr. Butt!

Have my thread tax as a humble offering.
Once upon a time, this limp little biscuit was able to withstand cruelly transphobic barbs and jabs, but years of constant misgendering has lead him to want to break stuff - especially necks - to channel his righteous fury. Definitely seems like a safe guy to be around!
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Can't hold in my anger anymore​

You see, I used to think I have very thick skin. I shrugged off most of transphobia in my baby trans phase, then I started laughing it off, sometimes I got angry, lately I've been more and more sassy about it. But it doesn't stop. It never stops. And suddenly I understand the saying of "death by a thousand cuts'
And I'm one more "He" or "ArE yOu A mAn Or a WoMaN" away from attempting to snap their fucking neck and watch the life leave their eyes. I AM SO TIRED. From the rude rude to the "I care about you that's why I don't let you induldge in delusions" GO KYS
I CAN'T ANYMORE. I don't even know where to go with this anger anymore istg they can just remove themselves and leave me the fuck alone. What the fuck about me on a train with headphones makes you think I wanna be spoken to. What the fuck about me dancing with my girlies in the Club makes you think I want to answer your stupid questions about gender. GOOGLE YOU STUPID MFER

A li'l dood's li'l gal can cuss a blue streak when it comes to boys, which leaves her feeling invalidated because her pointed commentary towards bepenised individuals always conveniently excludes her. Troons 'n' poons are so desperate in their constant search for ways to be offended that you can practically hear the anticipatory saliva dripping from them sometimes.
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My girlfriend’s hatred of cis men makes me feel invalidated as a man​

My girlfriend constantly puts down and talks about how much she hates cis men. She often talks about “men” but explicitly excludes me from that category because I’m not cis. She says things like “cis men scare me,” “I could never be attracted to a cis man,” “I hate them,” “they’re driven by impulses,” etc.
It makes me feel like I’m being placed in a separate category like I’m not fully a man, but some kind of exception or “third gender.”
It leaves me feeling like a “man-lite” or like she sees me as a man only conditionally, not as what I really am. I can’t shake the feeling that deep down, she doesn’t fully perceive me as a man in the same way she perceives others.
I don’t think she means to hurt me, but the way she talks about cis men makes me feel dysphoric and insecure about how she sees my gender.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Why are there no specifically non-binary hormone treatments?


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Hi!
Until now, I thought I was trans MTF, however, some events have led me to question this idea. I feel a real need to feminize my body (my current body really feels like a chain preventing me from being who I want to be). However, I don't experience such extreme dysphoria, and for the time being, there are still some things I like about masculinity. I wanted to know if there are hormone therapies adapted for non-binary people (namely estrogen without completely blocking all testosterone) or if I'm imagining something totally impossible. I would also like to know the effects this would have, or not, compared to a complete MTF transition.

The problem is that if you don't block testosterone, then the estrogen won't really have much of an effect. You can't really have a masculinizing amount of T in your system at the same time as a feminizating amount of E, otherwise one will cancel the other out. Personally, I don't think we should gender hormones or their bodily effects in the first place. If you like how E effects you, you should consider sticking with it. You can be a nonbinary on E or a nonbinary on T, it don't matter. There are no rules.

... or maybe there are?

There are options you can look into! None of these should be undertaken without some medical support if you can access it at all, although that obviously depends on where you are. ...

 

[Dr. Butt]

Please, have mercy on me in the name of a white, white Christmas, Dr. Butt!

NO

 

[Evan Kor]

This pisses me the fuck off. How dare you make the choice to become a parent to helpless children who are dependent on you when you can't even function well enough to take care of yourself. I'm just going to assume that this person is a childless scammer using being a "disabled trans parent" as an angle to e-beg more effectively, because that makes me less MATI.

Don't claim that some people shouldn't be allowed to be parents. Many of the social problems we have today are due to people killing their babies or trying to. Promoting that bad behavior won't make the world a better place. I'd rather a woman be poor and with a child than some mentally-ill witch with a haunted uterus who spends every day trying to make more young girls just like her.

 

[90 Day Beyonce]

non-binary hormone treatments

I guess you could get a titty implant on only one side.

 

[invisibult plus+]

"it was being picked up by the nazi pedo types"

words don't even mean anything to them anymore do they

everyone who remotely criticizes me for any reason fucks children

It’s like a dementia patient. They’re far gone enough that they don’t realize what’s going on, but not enough that they won’t use “overlearned” phrases like nazi or pedophile to make the threat go away.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I AM SO TIRED.

Another exhausted tranny. Why do they all think saying this is impactful and will give them what they want?

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

https://youtu.be/qcJTJEbDziM

Journey begins sisters!

A quick look at the comments (holy fuck there's over 1.5k? did the bluesky trannies bot the vid?):

Always a purity test

Run, girls, run! (his family won't let their kids around him and his daughter apparently)

Tammie>Tanner

MY BODY HUNGERS FOR ESTROGEN

ESTROGEN HUNGER REDUXX (with ball atrophy)

Christian gay quoted Matthew 19:4

Giggly girl arc incoming

Facebook granny offers hair removal tips and regional weather updates

Beer belly dysphoria

Don't worry, you'll get those G-cups eventually

Trans joy isn't the contagious part


Literal mountains of cope and ballwashing and confused young commenters... It's so disheartening.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Palestine and North Korea, too, but those are freebies for insane laws

How tf are domestic disputes even handled in North Korea, anyway? I don't think I've ever really thought about how their actual courts work.

 

[keke]

A quick look at the comments (holy fuck there's over 1.5k? did the bluesky trannies bot the vid?):

Always a purity test
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Run, girls, run! (his family won't let their kids around him and his daughter apparently)
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Tammie>Tanner
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MY BODY HUNGERS FOR ESTROGEN
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ESTROGEN HUNGER REDUXX (with ball atrophy)
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Christian gay quoted Matthew 19:4
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Giggly girl arc incoming
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Facebook granny offers hair removal tips and regional weather updates
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Beer belly dysphoria
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Don't worry, you'll get those G-cups eventually
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Trans joy isn't the contagious part
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Literal mountains of cope and ballwashing and confused young commenters... It's so disheartening.

Whenever they talk about “bottom surgery” and how it needs to get better (also lmao at how completely misinformed they are about FTM bottom surgery, creating a flesh mound that won’t fall off is about a million times more complicated than digging an open wound, as the old adage goes: it’s easier to destroy than to create) I cringe so hard imagining all the dogs/monkeys surgeons butcher for experimentation. They never talk about that part.

These people are sanctified evil.

How tf are domestic disputes even handled in North Korea, anyway? I don't think I've ever really thought about how their actual courts work.

I read a couple books about NK and testimonies from people who escaped there, it was my COVID special autism interest. Anyway, how they handle it: no one gives a fuck. It’s not like most of them have cops they can call. It’s normalised from childhood and everyone is too miserable/malnourished to intervene even if they even wanted to. The main city, Pyongyang, might be slightly different (maybe more shame around a public spectacle since it is technically banned in a very vaguely written ‘law’) but it’s seen as a private matter with no specified criminal punishment.

 

[Apis mellifera]

He bawwleted everything and posted this.

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The blog was deactivated (edit: to be clear, not deleted by staff, to my knowledge, but deactivated on the user-end) and the url was snagged by someone archiving evidence of pedophilia (slightly outdated archive.ph link).

Anyway, this came up on my dash, and was what made me think to log in and make another post for posterity's sake:

 

[Syikeblade]

Found a gay tranny who's sad he's constantly being ghosted by men on dating apps.

Spoiler: Being ghosted all the time :(

Dating as a trans woman makes me sad.Trans Feminine (self.trans)
submitted 7 hours ago by Coconutcricket
I'm a 22 year old trans woman, and i'm feeling really upset. I have been on hormones for over a year now and I feel the most confident i have ever felt in my body. I have been undergoing some hardships in my personal life and thought i would try a dating app again.
The last time I used a dating app was right before I first started hrt. I was feeling really lonely and wanted to make a connection with someone. I unfortunately learned the hard way that many men tend to lie to get what they want. I was put in some really unsafe situations, I didn't want to take what had happened from past men and project it onto the others...but i ended up not listening to my gut. As much as i saw the patterns, i didn't want to believe them. I ended up not getting a dating app for about a year and 3 months after some really unsafe and unpleasant things had happened.
That leads me to today, I feel so beautiful outside and inside. I have really grown into myself as of recently. Life has been really hard but I thought maybe it would be fun to go on a date? I mean hell I am honestly hot af now and I have an amazing personality, any guy would be lucky to have me. I decided to not approach dating the same way, I decided to get to know the guy first before telling him i'm trans. Unfortunately for me I feel as though it dosent matter if i staple it to my forehead or if i keep it a secret until im ready to share, men who have expressed how much they enjoy my looks and personality and want to get to know me more have no shame ghosting me. It makes me feel unwanted and worthless.
I even started talking to guys who are not my type at one point, it hurts more when a guy I think is unattractive in both looks and personality makes me (a bombshell) feel like the ugly one after ghosting.
When I am feeling good I remind myself that as a woman I have the decision to pick and choose what man can enter my life, and I am not to be another object for men to choose.
When im feeling sad I remember how much I have always wanted to be in love since being a little kid. I always wanted to find a prince. Will I ever be loveable? Will someone ever care about me? Will I ever be held? Is what the negativity asks myself when im feeling very alone.
All this to say, I matched with a trans man. We both didn't know each other were trans but i decided to say it very soon into chatting because i would rather be unmatched immediately than form a bond with another guy and then be ghosted.
We spent hours texting...I got my hopes up.
He ended up sending me a risque pic, and I sent him some back. I hate sending photos to guys, not because I dislike my body, its quite the opposite. I know I am quite beautiful and very attractive. It's hard to fight male strangers off tbh. I just have had men use my pics to blackmail me in the past and I am no longer comfortable with the idea that I need to send pictures of my body for a mans approval.
He ended up becoming too preoccupied, "ma'am im playing dnd", I felt like for him to initiate this and not want to continue talking afterwards made me immediately want to cry. I felt embarrassed with sharing that part of myself with him. Especially after we had been talking about the things we have gone through as trans individuals and how easily people are dismissive of us because we are trans. I thought maybe at least I would finally have a trans friend who I could share how I feel about things with.
I live in a very conservative small town and put a lot of effort into "passing" just to avoid being harassed. I spend so much money out of pocket to keep myself looking as pretty as possible. I got excited thinking maybe I had finally met someone who was actually attracted to me.
Maybe its just the hormones making me very emotional. I'm just embarrassed, sad, and disappointed in myself. I did something I wasn't comfortable with in hopes a man would like me.

Even a seemingly autistic pooner ends up ghosting him lol.

"Coconutcricket 5 points 7 hours ago
The last man I was talking about in this is a trans man...
I very much think trans men would be probably my ideal man. I'm super feminine and very much enjoy looking like barbie on the daily. I think I may be off putting to many others because my beauty and confidence.
If you mean T4T as in another trans woman, ive never been attracted to feminine people. but the older I get and the more comfortable I am with my gender I know I wouldn't limit myself to not liking someone because their gender identity, but more of who they are and if I find them attractive. I wont deny I find certain features a lot more attractive to me that I feel make me happy, such as someone larger than me, someone who I would feel would be able to protect me physically, and be a big spoon. I'm 5'10, 150 pounds and all leg. I feel like plenty of people would find a brunette barbie attractive enough to be kind to her. I know i got away from my original point, im just feeling so beyond defeated right now."

Such an incel loser

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[LaughJoke2.0]

Don't claim that some people shouldn't be allowed to be parents. Many of the social problems we have today are due to people killing their babies or trying to. Promoting that bad behavior won't make the world a better place. I'd rather a woman be poor and with a child than some mentally-ill witch with a haunted uterus who spends every day trying to make more young girls just like her.

No one said a God Damn thing about Abortion just if you can't take care of a kid than either keep your legs crossed or keep it in your pants. Also, no kid deserves to be saddled with a Tranny for a parent.

 

[Sean Andalou]

very much enjoy looking like barbie

Does this mean what I'm thinking it may mean? Or just he likes dress up?

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Here's one who almost gets it (and is not like Barbie).


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I'm trans fem and when I get horny I feel so guilty. Theirs this guilt like "No you can't be horny only cis lesbians are allowed to because if your horny your just a creepy man" Like if I read, or see, or listen to anything between 2 cis women It's less like me being dysphoric, and more "your disgusting your trans this is meant for cis lesbian not people like you!" Like I feel I'm not allowed to be horny and I have to be pure or else I'm faking being a woman, and just a fethizizer. Like number one everything for trans women is already just chaser things, so the only non fethized media of lesbians is cis. SO i cant enjoy anything because either its chaser material or its something made for cis people. I mean like anything nsfw mentioning trans people I feel like is just chaser material and for people to fetishize us. I feel like i enjoy anything chasers win and
I am suddenly a creepy man forcing myself into women spaces

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A bit of back and forth at the top of the comment thread. OP in green.

think of it this way. the cis men accusing you of being "a creepy man forcing yourself into womens spaces" are doing that exact thing theyre accusing you of​

Yes...but its not cis men they are talking about. Its the transphobic cis lesbians.​

This one downvoted 9 times so far. OP can't catch a break.​

Yeah, no. The sad sack of crap IT Crowd writer is doing exactly that, while cis lesbians in quite a few surveys are more pro-trans than we are ourselves. I will not have our staunchest cis allies thrown under the bus to protect cis (generally) straight men.​

Hun bun. That's not what this post is about. And idk what ur talking about.​

Comments further down are more cooperative.
Sample near top of thread:

This is something that would deeply mess with me pre hrt. Testosterone horny and girl horny are def two different things. Once on hrt and you feel that girl horny trust me the guilt fades quickly

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Here's a troon who is not with the program.


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Guess what's not an effective treatment for dick too small?


Whoops. That was quick.

 

[Comp0site Specter]

Here's one who almost gets it (and is not like Barbie).


Reddit -- Archive
Emphasis added.
A bit of back and forth at the top of the comment thread. OP in green.
This one downvoted 9 times so far. OP can't catch a break. Comments further down are more cooperative.
Sample near top of thread:

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Here's a troon who is not with the program.

The very rare example of a straight troon who is guilt-ridden about his sexuality. There's help out there brother.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I can’t remember exactly but it might have been that most lynx/Axe flavors were just body spray deodorant rather than anti perspirant and Africa was the first to actually be so.

I always thought they were all deodorants only, that's why I never bothered with them and stuck to cologne.

I do too. Never understood why it was hated. More for me.

Personally I stand opposed to any dessert that involves fruit. Whether it's cake, pudding, pie or trifle I don't want that shit in there.

Dang, just like Algeria, Botswana, Nigeria, Jamaica, Afghanistan, Bangladesh (Palestine and North Korea, too, but those are freebies for insane laws).

I don't know what Algerians look like, but I do notice a distinct commonality with all the other places you mentioned.

And you could have included Korea as a whole, since apparently South Korean men are so awful every woman in the country would rather date huwaitu piggus like LEGAL MINDSET than one of their own.

 

[graywolf88]

He ended up becoming too preoccupied, "ma'am im playing dnd"

This is such a male coded response it makes me feel worse for the pooner in this situation than OP. My fucking sides.

 

[Uzumaki]

I'm saying that male sexual violence against women and girls exists everywhere.

No, you’re equivocating male sexual violence to cover for Indians. You’re literally playing defense for Indian rapists. This is exactly what Indians say when defending rape “Velly much white man be also raping sarrrr”.

That’s your team! Wave to your team!