📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Apis mellifera said:
Wasn't sure where to put this, so I'll put it here. This thread (wip archive) came up on tumblr.
The original thread:
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And the blogs involved, without fail all of them are weird and creepy males:
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Specifically calling out wanting people to send selfies gave off a weird and creepy vibe.

I briefly scrolled "suggestrogen" (for context, this person used to have the username "isuggestforcefem" and comment to the effect of "I have a suggestion" under random posts. I had the blog blocked for being annoying and never looked into the contents of it. The blog was recently deactivated by staff for "harassment" and people have been crying about transphobia.) and found that this male had very recently reblogged this post;
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This person is, of course, a pedophile.
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(Also, by "assassinations" it presumably means "deactivations of its tumblr account".)

Who wants free money for being a pedophile online.
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He bawwleted everything and posted this.

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Candidate No 7 said:
Why do trans types so often write LMAO or LOL after something totally horrendous? I'm guessing she is not actually giggling at her pus fountains.
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They actively repress negative thoughts with laughing it off. They think of their putrid tits and laugh it off, they think of their male pattern baldness and laugh it off, they think of their disgusting gaping axe-wound and laugh it off. It’s their way of coping with their existence. It’s quite saddening really.

Sean Andalou said:
i don’t even care when everyday cis folks misgender me. I don’t correct them or react any different, my worth or womanhood is not tied to their perception of me.
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They’re so close to getting it, so close.

Sean Andalou said:
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>clearly white
>nigger wig
What’d he mean with this?
 
Sean Andalou said:
How dare you talk that way about Morticia! :P

But seriously, is it? I didn't get that vibe at all.
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Yeah, he’s white. Oh, you mean the nigger wig, curly, long brown/black hair is nigger hair. I’d say it’s obvious but clearly it’s not.
 
Candidate No 7 said:
Why do trans types so often write LMAO or LOL after something totally horrendous? I'm guessing she is not actually giggling at her pus fountains.
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It's a late millennial, early Gen Z and possibly younger typing 'quirk' that essentially both replaces xD at the end of everything but also acts anywhere between genuine laughter all the way to "Hurricane destroyed my house and killed my dog haha living the liiife" pain sarcasm coping. Their post being the latter use case.
 
Can't win can they? 8)

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I would say though getting clocked and changing your behaviour or what you say to someone based on that is making assumptions. for example if only a person who is getting clocked is getting asked their pronouns I think it is fine to have an issue with that.

Of course if it is an event where everyone is asked their pronouns that would be a different.
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While I hope this wasn't your intention, you completely dismissed the actual problem from the person's post and invalidated the way they felt. How about stop "clocking/outing people in spaces that are meant to be safe and assumption free. It's uncomfortable for everyone just to assume things about people's identity. Just cause you're comfortable with a behavior doesn't mean other people are. Your experience doesn't get to determine the other way people feel/react to situations.
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Here's another:
Treating 2014 tumblr culture as the only form queer community exists in and taking a "if you don't like it don't engage in the community" stance is so absurdly shortsighted
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Has it really been that long? :christine:

On the other hand, things are not so bad if rural white cops are with the program.
Of is the troon claiming he really passed for female? ;)

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I have to drive about an hour and half for laser hair removal. Most of it through rural southern states. I wasn’t paying attention and missed one of my turns yesterday. Speed limit dropped by 10 mph. I didn’t see it in my scramble to reroute. Pulled over by highway patrol. He took my ID and came back with a ticket in hand. But as he was walking back up to explain, he started with “So, Ms. Lucky I have you going 15 over the posted limit….”

He could’ve told me I was going to jail after that and I would still be smiling.
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We know the cop was white, because the troon would have said so if otherwise.
That is supposing this cop really existed. :P
 
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Memory Card said:
He bawwleted everything and posted this.

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This entire saga of ISFF showing his ass about being a pedophilia apologist has been the funniest shit this week on Tumblr. He singlehandedly ripped the cloth off on his entire group of troons with this shit, thinking people were really going to agree with him about how pedophile is actually a slur or some shit. Naturally most of the userbase has been in an uproar because bitch what the fuck do you mean pedophiles shouldn't be discriminated against.
No one had to do anything, troons just do it to themselves at this point.
 
Sean Andalou said:
We know the cop was white, because the troon would have said so if otherwise.
That is supposing this cop really existed. :P
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Do cops in America really pull you over for a 10mph ticket? Here they would just log your licence plate and mail the ticket home. If you're not doing dangerous/retarded shit you're not worth the effort.
I can imagine the cop making that comment though. But as an insult to the troon rather than because he really thinks it was a woman.
 
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Yours truly got mentioned. You'll never guess the context. I posted it here because everyone involved is a flavor of gender special.
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
I'm sure she has all her male manerisms and socialising down to an artform.

Edit: as for the rape risk, maybe they just want her for comic relief or diversity points?
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I know it's (not) funny to joke about rape, but overwhelmingly the good boy diversity points. Aside from having vagina living in the house raising your chances of poonane from 0% to +1%, looking like a good ally will obviously raise your rapport with ladies on a college campus (well, not you, kiwigals, I don't think you want those guys:().
It honestly makes sense. And remember most college age men are retardedly liberal and will just go along with anything.
 
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From a view weeks ago, but I forgot to post my reply earlier:

F40PH said:
I happen to really like a lot of electronic music, one of those genres being happy hardcore, so I figured I'd stick my head into Reddit to see what was going on in the scene these days and I stumbled across this absolute masterwork in schizophrenia.
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Lol, this is just an especially crazy weeb chick with Millennial-leaning tastes in anime – the video's basically a pastiche of references to Sailor Moon and transbian favorite Girl Revolution Utena.

The melody of the song is lifted straight from the Sailor Moon Super S movie – the villian is a sort of Pied Piper that lures kids away in the middle of the night with visions of candy. A few shots from it are shown on the TV toward the end.
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You can see copies of the Utena manga in a few shots, as well as the rose frame used throughout the series.
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The quote about "you are a girl who doesn't lay eggs" is also from Utena. It... doesn't make a whole lot more sense in context – it's from an especially surreal episode in a series famous for surrealism.

Tattoos from both series, of course:
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So even if she's not a tranny, she's definitely got tranny-coded tastes in anime.

\weebsperging
 
Lentil Soup said:
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Reddit user Intelligent-Tea-2058 is both delusional and sad. You can frequently find him in the mtf subreddit recommending DIY to minors.

He claims to have begun estrogen at the age of 15 but then his life went horribly astray due to not getting to have an amhole installed immediately upon his 18th birthday. Here is his traumadump to a scared parent asking about their kid's gender issues:
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And another. Isn't the dire urgency cult like?
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When he isn't trauma dumping on concerned parents and teenagers he falls back on the narcissistic troon trait of believing himself to be the most beautiful human on the planet.
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lmao so what this nigger is trying to say is that he shut himself in his dorm room and jerked off for 23 hours a day? Later repeating a similar pattern in the workplace bathroom?

The big question isn’t didn’t he, but rather did he goon or edge?


Syikeblade said:
Possibly the last update on the tranny with a crush on his former boss Zack:
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Dude is so fucking creepy, but I’ll give him a shred of credit for removing himself from the situation because his obsession with Zack was becoming too overwhelming. Better that than him snapping one day on the job and raping the dude. Or murdering him in his shower, Travis Alexander-style.

At least, he hasn’t done this yet…


majorplayer said:
tl:dr; fuck this guy. I hope he wakes up one morning in Chronic pain and cries in the dark because YWNBAW
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To be fair, the metastatic rectal cancer is probably doing a fine job of providing a level of unbearable pain already. But, some dysphoria-induced distress sprinkled on top? Sure! I’m not driving ;)


Magic Pickle said:
At a comedy show headlined by a comedienne, a troon feels the icy pedipalps of dysphoria clutch upon his heart, rendering him too distressed to enjoy jokes from a life that he wishes could be his. The further the show goes on, the more he feels the sting, which leaves him sobbing on the drive back home, though no one else in his entourage notices. The final, cruel cherry on top of this sadness sundae? He sought out dear old Mama for support, and she didn't give a rock solid fuck! Even Shakespeare couldn't pen such a tragic tale.
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I love the fact that “Comedy” is the title that he chose to slap onto this screed of despair. Very apt- I found it EXTREMELY comedic!
 
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