🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm guessin' he walked in on some naked dude too. He sees the money she's rakin' on.

You mean the fact she got fired, is a laughing stock and people see her as a liability? Greee already has all those things.

So Crusty Rusty is (supposedly) sleeping in his car again, or close to it. If he was fired in October he probably doesn't have much more money saved for his rent left. Hopefully Vegas gets a nice freeze soon and he wakes up to droolcicles stuck to his face. Maybe Ma and Pa Greee can let their boy come home for Christmas.

The desert can get cold at night. But I doubt he'd even go home if he could. That would mean failure in his eyes and he can't admit he's a failure.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

But I doubt he'd even go home if he could. That would mean failure in his eyes and he can't admit he's a failure.

I remember before Russel was shuttered to Vegas by his dad, almost every year he would mention his family around this time off year. Not usually a whole special post, although once or twice he did make a "I'm home for the holidays!" post, but usually just mentioning that he did something with his parents or some combination of siblings. That stopped after he went to Vegas, except for one 4th of July post I think. Of course Ratface doesn't post like he did before about anything, but it really seems like he's almost fully estranged from his family. It would be sad, if it wasn't Shit Lips.

 

[Walking Clock]

I give him 11 minutes.

6

 

[Cheesegirl78]

6

Of course, how could I forget?

 

[Pee Cola]

6

I'm 7

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How long would it take for Greee to get banned from OnlyFans?

I don't think he'd be banned. I think he'd be venmoing the girls a dollar and chimping out when they ignored him, as if his gimpy-faced dollar could compare to simps sending tens of thousands. OnlyFans loves losers like him.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Realistically, if he is actually unemployed and has blown through his brothel savings, wouldn't he have to move back home to dad's place in Wyoming?

Maybe Ma and Pa Greee can let their boy come home for Christmas.

I've said before that isn't an option

Evanston Wyoming has a population of 11,000. In small towns like that, word spreads fast and memories are long. There, he is and shall always be known as the psycho who almost shot up the school, and his distinctive face guarantees people who've never meet him before would instantly recognize him as such.

There's a reason why immediately after Highschool he skipped town for a mission, went to college in Salt Lake City, and stayed there after college. He's already basically been ran-out of his hometown and banished for life

 

[Bassomatic]

Is there anywhere further down the employment food chain than door dash?

It should say something about this world, a mc job is harder to do and get as well as keep as a job where you're using a fucking motor vehicle on public roads. I hate delivery drivers so much it's unreal.

Rusty back to living rough, I don't think he's welcome home, but I do see him trying to sneak back under guise of "helping folks" I've seen a lot of people refuse to swallow pride and pull that, it's amazing parents cured day they got another job!

Also they might have some strict rules again and he rather be homeless, than save up stop being a gooner etc.

 

[AnOminous]

Also they might have some strict rules again and he rather be homeless, than save up stop being a gooner etc.

I'm pretty sure that after his chimpout over his adoptive sister's wedding, their house is an absolute no plights zone.

 

[ScooterL]

He's never had an issue with filing documents full of lies before?

He's done it a lot. Sometimes his public lies have subsequently been exposed (eg, Dead Steve). That's the reason he'd want to whisper his lies in the judge's ear, so nobody else can hear them.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Is there anywhere further down the employment food chain than door dash?

Circus freak.

Russell Greer lost his job again. Lmao. Bro can't even doordash without harassing women.

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There really is a Santa Claus!

ETA:

I assume he was slobbering over women or writing love notes on the receipts.

I stand by my conviction that if any woman, even a 100 pound waif, got canoodled on by Slurps McKenzie, she would rearrange his face worse than Super Mario 64.

(It'd be an improvement.)

 

[Swole McPole]

Circus freak.

This would be a job in the entertainment industry. I think that's a step up from Doordash/Lyft. Russell might even get him his penis sucked by the circus groupies who are too fat to pull the ring master or the lion tamer.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

This would be a job in the entertainment industry. I think that's a step up from Doordash/Lyft. Russell might even get him his penis sucked by the circus groupies who are too fat to pull the ring master or the lion tamer.

Would Russell be down for a clownjob?

 

[Swole McPole]

Would Russell be down for a clownjob?

He's got the experience, for sure.

 

[Uncle Buck]

He's done it a lot. Sometimes his public lies have subsequently been exposed (eg, Dead Steve). That's the reason he'd want to whisper his lies in the judge's ear, so nobody else can hear them.

Which, of course, is indicative of both bad faith and frivolity...

 

[The Dude]

Ah, come on, you forgot to mention he’s nasty, not sweet.

I was referring specifically in his taste in coffee, not to Russhole himself.

 

[the khat quaffer]

This would be a job in the entertainment industry.

Paralegal, Entrepreneur, Songwriter, and now Performer.

Would Russell be down for a clownjob?

Giving or receiving?

Imagine getting a knobjob from Boffo the Clown and hearing a squeak as his big red nose pushes into your pelvis.

(Incidentally there's a 1981 horror cheese movie called The Funhouse, where a Frankenstein's Monster has sex with a fortune teller lady. The Monster is revealed to be a severely deformed and hideous freak. Human, but a freak. )

Spoiler: SFW, but gross

 

[The Dude]

I'm 7

Sent from my Motorola Razor

 

[FamicomGorby]

Greer filed a motion for a protective order against Hardin, not the first time, because Hardin emailed Greer that he was looking to add Natalie as a witness. In it Greer published some of the emails that he sent Natalie Banks









Also Greer apparently thinks that Natalie has a Kiwifarms account

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Greer filed a motion for a protective order against Hardin, not the first time, because Hardin emailed Greer that he was looking to add Natalie as a witness. In it Greer published some of the emails that he sent Natalie Banks

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If she gets in as a witness I will shit myself laughing.