🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Kakkerum420]

It’s all over, which is jarring to watch.

Hilarious that he admits to having a breastfeeding fetish though, when he can’t close his lips to suck. How’s that supposed to work? Does he just talk about how distraught he still is from the childhood trauma of having a frozen face and needing to be tube fed? “Look at what I missed out on, I’m such a victim”?

We should take bets on what other fetishes he has. Horse teeth seems to be his thing too, for a start. Creepy bitch indeed.

It kind of reminds me how circumcised people who can't cope talk, and his face is circumcised for all intents and purposes.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Hilarious that he admits to having a breastfeeding fetish though, when he can’t close his lips to suck. How’s that supposed to work? Does he just talk about how distraught he still is from the childhood trauma of having a frozen face and needing to be tube fed? “Look at what I missed out on, I’m such a victim”?

It said breeding fetish, not breast feeding fetish.

Wonder why your mind misread that?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It said breeding fetish, not breast feeding fetish.

Wonder why your mind misread that?

It's still funny either way.

Guys that know they can't get a woman pregnant because they're disgusting seem to have this desire to do so as if accomplishing that would fix all their problems.

 

[The Dude]

Some dudes are an espresso, others are a mugaccino.

And then there's Russhole, who is basically a melted candy bar, double whip, extra sprinkles, triple caramel drizzle, with just a drop or two of actual coffee.

 

[Chongqing]

I hope the woman from YouTube registers here. If she thinks he's funny, she should see the other cows!

She can even join anonymously.

 

[the khat quaffer]

It kind of reminds me how circumcised people who can't cope talk, and his face is circumcised for all intents and purposes.

Russ could cope with a TLC Tugger.

 

[Swole McPole]

Please do yourself a favor and read through the site, it's hilarious and has no nudity.

Spoiler: Not suitable for work -- or home -- or anything, really.

These are a relatively common thing in Thailand. The most famous one was called Star of Light and was located in Patpong. Apparently, it's closed down now. But they still exist. There are a bunch of them in Pataya.

 

[Kakkerum420]

Please do yourself a favor and read through the site, it's hilarious and has no nudity.

Didn't Kiwifarms once host the Un-Clit?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Didn't Kiwifarms once host the Un-Clit?

Don't you know what happens to your goolies if you summon my avatar by taking my name in vain?



snappity snap!

 

[Damien Thorne]

And then there's Russhole, who is basically a melted candy bar, double whip, extra sprinkles, triple caramel drizzle, with just a drop or two of actual coffee.

Ah, come on, you forgot to mention he’s nasty, not sweet.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Russell Greer lost his job again. Lmao. Bro can't even doordash without harassing women.

Post in thread 'Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)'

Dec 4, 2025

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[Belgians in the Congo]

Russell Greer lost his job again. Lmao. Bro can't even doordash without harassing women.

Post in thread 'Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)'

Dec 4, 2025

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Honestly wouldn't put it past Greee to consider deleting the door dash app on purpose as "losing his job" so he can claim he's a poor itty bitty broke nigga who physically CAN'T follow through with the court, therefore Null should pay for the 87 dollars plus expenses. (Being a medical visit to a brothel for treatment against his trauma lumps)

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Russell Greer lost his job again. Lmao. Bro can't even doordash without harassing women.

Post in thread 'Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)'

Dec 4, 2025

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I wonder if he got shitcanned (how do you even get fired from Doordash?) or if he can no longer afford the lease on his car?

I guess the more obvious answer is that Greee is simply lying again, shocking, I know.

Let it not be forgotten that he was trying to open up a cafe not two weeks ago, yet doesn’t have $80 for court associated fees.

 

[obsdj]

Let it not be forgotten that he was trying to open up a cafe not two weeks ago, yet doesn’t have $80 for court associated fees.

Having supposedly become unemployed the month prior.


Realistically, if he is actually unemployed and has blown through his brothel savings, wouldn't he have to move back home to dad's place in Wyoming?

 

[cromit]

Russell Greer lost his job again. Lmao. Bro can't even doordash without harassing women.

The sudden alacrity with which he was trying to shake down strangers for $20k makes total sense in this context.

how do you even get fired from Doordash?

Leering unblinkingly and slurping loudly at your female customers. Russ has already been banned from driving for rideshare apps for being a creep.

 

[ScooterL]

Honestly wouldn't put it past Greee to consider deleting the door dash app on purpose

Or he's just lying, and his situation hasn't changed.

Filing a document full of lies would certainly explain why he wants it sealed.

 

[Syntaxion]

Rus really cannot ever stop taking L's

Almost makes me feel sorry for him... almost

Also lol @ the IG screenshot, the username says just enough to confirm it's Rus

 

[Jacknife]

This spells desperation to me, either he is fearful of more monetary sanctions or he has other PRESSING financial issues

This ties in to him getting fired, I am no expert on Russ psyche but when people get desperate they are susceptible to hopeless get-rich-quick schemes.

Russ just saw a facebook ad for the sale of this coffee dump when he was at his lowest and his mind started spinning with all kinds of fantasies

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

(how do you even get fired from Doordash?)

Apparently they send you an email telling you you're fired and deactivate your account so you can't sign in, according to Livy Rose, the doordash girl. The simplest firing ever.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Or he's just lying, and his situation hasn't changed.

Filing a document full of lies would certainly explain why he wants it sealed.

He's never had an issue with filing documents full of lies before?