💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Imagine being a retarded slut, but also know that you're a MN 5 and this trust fund kid you can't stand wants to woo you.
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IS there a "trust fund kid" timeline? For some reason, I didn't think the trust fund didn't start until he started law school (he worked shit jobs until then). I just figured the trust fund kicked in allowing him to quit working and go to the shittiest law school in the country with no chance of ever being a successful lawyer. Even when he expressed an interest in writing, he never did anything about it.

When did his grandfather pass away? For some reason, I didn't think he had serious money until his grandfather died. I have no reason to believe this other than his smart grandfather wouldn't have thrown money at that retard. Nick wasn't the "smartest rekieta in the room" until he died.
 
My guess is that he was gearing up to start selling around the time he was busted, because let's not forget he was clearly running out of money quick. I'm sure he was at least considering it.
 
World in Scarlet said:
I think it's how he copes. He hasn't done anything wrong, so he has nothing to be ashamed of. Swinging and drug use are actually super cool. Some bad things happened because of the evil government, but that's not his fault. He can't control what the state does. He's a hero and a genius, sure, but he still has limited powers.
An average person would front that as a cope but avoid revealing or even talking about things as much as possible, because they are on some level aware it's a cope.
But Nick's brain is fucked up. He convinces himself that he is actually right about all the nonsense he says to a degree a sane person would never reach, and he keeps doubling and tripling down like a lunatic because he is a lunatic. If he wasn't, he wouldn't be a lolcow.
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I think this hits the nail in the head.
 
Sneed Force One said:
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"Drug use that contribute to the national 39,345 road deaths per year, in which 43.6% of fatally injured drivers tested positive for drugs is actually based and doesn't hurt anyone!"

All ancap libercucks are heartless faggots.
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"Doesnt hurt anybody" my arse, there's no such thing as a victimless crime, the harm is either direct or indirect, thats why they're made crimes in the first place, they disrupt the order of society and harm people even if it isn't initially obvious. These are the kinds of people that just sweep everything under the carpet and couch then tell you the place is clean because the dirt can't be seen anymore - I bet they don't even dust the top of their hearth, fucking animals.
 
Pentamidine said:
Nick just decided to confirm the SpaghettiOs story for some reason, more explicitly than his past confirmations. He accidentally admits that he, April, and Kayla were on something OTHER than cocaine and that's why they were passed out useless on the bed, and he says that one of the children came to the bedroom door, asked for food, and Aaron was the only one that got up to help.

Credit to Elissa Clips as I cut this from her clip


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Nick says the kids had no idea. Nick has also claimed before - albeit softly - that swinging only happened when the kids were away, which might make you think that Nick's kids just never had an opportunity to stumble upon the four of them in a single bedroom at once. But here, in an impotent attempt to own Aaron for getting minor facts wrong, he admits that the four of them were all in the master bed together and a child was able to open the door and ask for food. Meaning there was swinging going on with the kids there, they saw it, so they DEFINITELY knew what was going on.

Also Aaron cared more about that kid than either Kayla or Nick.

Also WHY DOES HE KEEP CONFIRMING EVERYONE'S STORIES? Both Aaron and StarTrak told some fuckin crazy stories that basically were beyond believability, but then Balldo here goes and announces that ACKTUALLY this minor detail was different, CONFIRMING THE REST OF THE STORY! Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he does it, but goddamn it's like he has no survival instincts. NICK! WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT YOUR WIFE FUCKED TWO OTHER MEN BEHIND YOUR BACK WHILE YOU WERE ENGAGED??????????
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The thing is, we are all adults here. Most of us have been drunk at some point. Maybe some have taken drugs at some point. Almost everyone will know someone who has. The idea that somehow Nick and Kayla were under the influence only when the kids weren't around and perfectly functional when they were makes no sense to anyone with a brain. That's not how that shit works. Having ketamine, cocaine, marijuana, prescription pills and booze in your system, but all cool, kids don't notice a thing. My daughter will point out I have wine breath if I even have 2 glasses. She's 8. But sure, the 5 kids noticed nothing Nick.

Also, the guy freely admits there was a cocaine bullet in the car when the police executed the search warrant. Why the fuck would he need it with him whilst driving a kid around if he wasn't going to use it? Does he even think these things through when admitting them?

In regards to why he tells on himself, he has a bizarre relationship with the word lie. In his mind he thinks if he can cast doubt on a small part of an overall accurate story you somehow get to just then not believe the other person on anything, even though he admits it as overall true. Yet when it comes to him lying he completely reinvents the rules.

It's really funny and weird.
 
Tayto said:
"Doesnt hurt anybody" my arse, there's no such thing as a victimless crime, the harm is either direct or indirect, thats why they're made crimes in the first place, they disrupt the order of society and harm people even if it isn't initially obvious. These are the kinds of people that just sweep everything under the carpet and couch then tell you the place is clean because the dirt can't be seen anymore - I bet they don't even dust the top of their hearth, fucking animals.
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Kids: "it was just a bad summer, Daddy."
 
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In keeping with the DoC, I should have posted this, here's the "undoctored" version.
 
Watching Rekieta said:
IS there a "trust fund kid" timeline?
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I think your assessment is accurate though funds could have been distributed at any point.

Timeline:

2005: Louis Owen retires from Petrofac after the company's IPO.. The Louis and Peaches Owen Foundation is founded. Also, Nick & Kayla get married in a humble ceremony and reception in a church basement, says Nick.
2010: The Foundation donates $18M to the Christian Trinity Hospital for a heart wing
2015: Nick graduates law school
2016: Celeste Rekieta's father, Louis Owen, passes
2018: Nick buys his current home. Also, Celeste and Bob purchase their home in St.Pete's.
2019: Celeste Rekieta's mother, Marie "Peaches" Owen, passes

In other words, it looks like some money was distributed by the estate in 2017-2018 after Louis passed, and possibly more after Peaches passed. (Funny, that's when he started his YT channel.) Somewhere in the archives of the thread there exists a more detailed breakdown of the publicly available documents regarding the trust. I forget who posted it. Probably @Balldo's Gate. Sources: Obituaries, FB, Zillow, Nick's Linkedin, and my memory.
 
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Vibralldo said:
Nick probably thinks he's immune to cocaine overdoses
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There's only one thing Nick Rekieta can overdose on and that is his admitted addiction of choice: pure dopamine.
 
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RaptInPlastic said:
You're forgetting another part of Rekieta's falsified story about how he met and went out with Kayla. The first time she fucked him she dressed up in some typical whore dress and sat on top of him in his dorm room bed.
And this faggot loser then went on and on how they were each other's first, last and only.
Meanwhile in real life Kayla lost her virginity while still basically a child (how?) and has been sexually active ever since like the white trash she clearly is.
And this dysgenic goofy looking loser momma's boy tries to create an entire myth around this. While being enabled all the time by other youtube grifters and hangers on.
To this very fucking day in some cases.
But I feel the endgame approaches. His mommy's money can only stay execution so long.
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Is there some corroboration for the story about Kayla's promiscuity outside of Nick? It is not included in the very detailed OP of her thread.

World in Scarlet said:
I think it's how he copes. He hasn't done anything wrong, so he has nothing to be ashamed of. Swinging and drug use are actually super cool. Some bad things happened because of the evil government, but that's not his fault. He can't control what the state does. He's a hero and a genius, sure, but he still has limited powers.
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Like Greee and Patrick, he wants to 'explain' that 'no, it is YOU who are WRONG, incel-prude-child!' He will never admit that he did anything that was solely his fault and morally wrong. He may say it, but he will never believe it.

Melty Butter said:
Nick & Kayla get married in a humble ceremony and reception in a church basement, says Nick.
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Based on the pictures, this seems correct.
 
Look who got up bright and early for once:

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Wow, that's wonderful news! Surely that means he'd have no problem with getting that case unsealed so all that overwhelming weight of the evidence finally can put this issue to bed once and for all, right? Right?

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Folgers Can said:
Look who got up bright and early for once:

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Wow, that's wonderful news! Surely that means he'd have no problem with getting that case unsealed so all that overwhelming weight of the evidence finally can put this issue to bed once and for all, right? Right?

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Everyone knows its because he plead down as part of the guilty plea, but to him since he didn't plead specifically guilty to that it never happened.

Classic Nick.
 
If there was evidence that it didn’t happen, then why did he promise to make a video explaining how the contamination could happen without the dosing?

Oh wait I can see it now, “Kiwi prude, my studies are the evidence!”.
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Folgers Can said:
Look who got up bright and early for once:

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Wow, that's wonderful news! Surely that means he'd have no problem with getting that case unsealed so all that overwhelming weight of the evidence can finally put this issue to bed once and for all, right? Right?

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The evidence for:

- Nick had cocaine all over his house
- Nick's child tested positive for cocaine
- Nick, in court, tried to get all records of his kids' positive drug tests excluded from the record before he got the drug tests results, indicating he knew they'd test positive in advance

The evidence against:

- Nick claims the officer rubbed cocaine in his daughter's hair (he refuses to share proof)
- One guy said on quora that cleaning hair follicles actually does the opposite and makes them test positive for cocaine metabolites that can only be made inside the body
 
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On Tuesday Nick promised a Wednesday night stream.

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Couldn't even be bothered to tell his Locals community that he wasn't going to make it.

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Nick won't stream multiple nights in a row because:
  • He's drinking all the time (predictable testing schedule)
  • He doesn't want to drink on stream after the Cokestream lead to a police raid
  • He struggles to go an evening without getting hammered, leading to planned streams/appearances getting canceled last minute
 
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