💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
StarTrak said:
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I'm definitely coming round to the idea that Kayla's slatternly nature has been undermining this marriage from the start. Look at this, and tell me Nick doesn't look like a total simp who would be Kayla's tier 3 sub moderator if she was a twitch thot. Her ongoing sexual interest in literally anyone else makes a lot of sense.

This is the kind of guy who would definitely drive the woman of his dreams to her true love's house, just to make sure she really wanted to marry Nick. It's also the kind of guy who would grow to resent the hell out being her biggest simp, especially when he became a big-shot youtuber. Imagine the fucked up dynamics between these two once Nick got all that e-fame, money and attention from women (many of whom were better looking than Kayla).
 
Generic Misc said:
I'm definitely coming round to the idea that Kayla's slatternly nature has been undermining this marriage from the start.
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Her younger self looks violently like a friend of a friend in college, who attempted to be a Twitch boobie streamer, got no attention, became a stripper then blowed dealer dick for blow.

Its weird to think I may have witnessed Kayla's true calling in my own life.
 
Karmicx and Nick - Elissa Clips

In this clip, Nick explains how he knows KarmicX.

Apparently from this clip @5:00 , Nick believes karmicx is gay. Nick was on a date with karmicx when they visited a sex store. Nick immediately took him to his fav cuck/submission section to try on outfits. Nick picked his favourite sub mask for karmicx and told him how good it looked on him.

Tell me that isn't the story Nick was telling.
 
Generic Misc said:
Imagine the fucked up dynamics between these two once Nick got all that e-fame, money and attention from women (many of whom were better looking than Kayla).
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Before he started making youtube bucks Kayla was the one holding the whip. "Do what I say or you're going to have to divorce me, and all that trust fund money will be going to ME. And then the child support. You might have to become a real lawyer if you ever found your balls you fucking twink."

Those poor kids.
 
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"Drug use that contribute to the national 39,345 road deaths per year, in which 43.6% of fatally injured drivers tested positive for drugs is actually based and doesn't hurt anyone!"

All ancap libercucks are heartless faggots.
 
Nick just decided to confirm the SpaghettiOs story for some reason, more explicitly than his past confirmations. He accidentally admits that he, April, and Kayla were on something OTHER than cocaine and that's why they were passed out useless on the bed, and he says that one of the children came to the bedroom door, asked for food, and Aaron was the only one that got up to help.

Credit to Elissa Clips as I cut this from her clip




Nick says the kids had no idea. Nick has also claimed before - albeit softly - that swinging only happened when the kids were away, which might make you think that Nick's kids just never had an opportunity to stumble upon the four of them in a single bedroom at once. But here, in an impotent attempt to own Aaron for getting minor facts wrong, he admits that the four of them were all in the master bed together and a child was able to open the door and ask for food. Meaning there was swinging going on with the kids there, they saw it, so they DEFINITELY knew what was going on.

Also Aaron cared more about that kid than either Kayla or Nick.

Also WHY DOES HE KEEP CONFIRMING EVERYONE'S STORIES? Both Aaron and StarTrak told some fuckin crazy stories that basically were beyond believability, but then Balldo here goes and announces that ACKTUALLY this minor detail was different, CONFIRMING THE REST OF THE STORY! Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he does it, but goddamn it's like he has no survival instincts. NICK! WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT YOUR WIFE FUCKED TWO OTHER MEN BEHIND YOUR BACK WHILE YOU WERE ENGAGED??????????
 
Kristen Claeys, Nick's half sister, just reposted this on her FB. For obvious reasons, it made me LOL (She's a serious lefty. Don't take it too seriously.)
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Also, this is probably the Mexico trip with Kayla to find Kristen's (2nd) wedding spot though Kayla is not shown. Or it's St. Pete's.
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Stan said:
Why isn't Rekieta in Prime Cuts yet? Is what I would like to know.
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Because he does not have enough history yet and his content arcs are irregular. Give it time. Nick appears to be going nowhere.

Melty Butter said:
Snage (sp?) didn't monitor Nick's Discord properly.
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Snaj. He was the Discord moderator and administrator.

cwkcwdwdcw said:
So Nick confirmed he was pressing pills...
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Is there a clip or timestamp?

Henri Barbusse said:
He should go hide in the strictest monastery possible. Not being allowed to speak unless it's a prayer or confession would do Nick a lot of good.
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No. he would start asking how 'funny and weird' it is for God to give Mary a child and not let her experience sex before childbirth. He would then cycle into blasphemous jokes about Jesus 'technically'taking her V-Card in reverse direction.

not william stenchever said:
They went so easy on him that it's not clearly obvious that the Zooluminati are a joke.
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He got a harsher deal than most were expecting, but given the lax supervision, perhaps you are correct and it is a wash.

Terror_Mouse said:
The thing is, law kind of *is* an autistic tabletop game.

But Nick, despite having been a lawyer, never bothered to learn the rules. Like a sovereign citizen, he learned a couple of rules, then tried to infer himself into the rest.
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Nick has a recent PAS clip revently where he says Girl__Friday misread the hail rule for Paedoton and Moody's interview of Mikey because people go into legal research looking to justify a preconceived idea. Nick was projecting hard with that one...

Balldo said:
Personally, I am of the opinion that he was absolutely dealing, though likely in a small "friend to friend" way. As Anominous explained though, it looks like the warrant was so heavily oriented towards busting a USER that the cops just didn't feel they could expand it into a dealer kind of situation.
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He has clips admitting how he would share drugs and was not stingy with it.

Pentamidine said:
This is backed up by the bodycam notes from mama k and tiki man 2 btw. It's mentioned by the cops that they won't be able to search the place top to bottom because of all the filth
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Nick himself said they used so many tests they ran out. I wager they kept coming back positive becuase otherwise why continue?
 
Nick likes to isolate the concept of being "high" as just the "upper" part. That is why he loves to sing about "How could I be passed out on cocaine! I'd be jumping off the walls!".

As per usual, Nick is being a disingenuous hyperspecific faggot (what a shocker). In common parlance, criticising someone for being high also includes the comedown.

After the "high", where Nick brutalized April's dry, unaroused vagina for several hours while frantically pitching their future marriage vows as a form of deranged dirty talk, the "comedown" occurred.

The cocaine tapered off and 3/4ths of the Qover became catatonic vampires in a VTM-style torpor for a whole day to sleep, leaving several children to wander about the house hungry, with mommy and daddy appearing near-dead, after using lots more of that white powder that their sister thought was tasty sugar the other night.

That is the overall experience of Nick's "high" that Aaron criticised. Aaron, being the radio everyman he is, used the common parlance, much to the annoyance of Nick's booty-blasted "Well Ackually!" specificality.

Its debatable if Nick consciously acts like this, when you've lived a life of nepotistic ventures, half-efforts and loveless marriage, he dodges and evades like a Gypsy boxer with taste for violence and sexual assault. You could call it his natural state.
 
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Pentamidine said:
Nick just decided to confirm the SpaghettiOs story for some reason, more explicitly than his past confirmations. He accidentally admits that he, April, and Kayla were on something OTHER than cocaine and that's why they were passed out useless on the bed, and he says that one of the children came to the bedroom door, asked for food, and Aaron was the only one that got up to help.

Credit to Elissa Clips as I cut this from her clip


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Nick says the kids had no idea. Nick has also claimed before - albeit softly - that swinging only happened when the kids were away, which might make you think that Nick's kids just never had an opportunity to stumble upon the four of them in a single bedroom at once. But here, in an impotent attempt to own Aaron for getting minor facts wrong, he admits that the four of them were all in the master bed together and a child was able to open the door and ask for food. Meaning there was swinging going on with the kids there, they saw it, so they DEFINITELY knew what was going on.

Also Aaron cared more about that kid than either Kayla or Nick.

Also WHY DOES HE KEEP CONFIRMING EVERYONE'S STORIES? Both Aaron and StarTrak told some fuckin crazy stories that basically were beyond believability, but then Balldo here goes and announces that ACKTUALLY this minor detail was different, CONFIRMING THE REST OF THE STORY! Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he does it, but goddamn it's like he has no survival instincts. NICK! WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT YOUR WIFE FUCKED TWO OTHER MEN BEHIND YOUR BACK WHILE YOU WERE ENGAGED??????????
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Superchat: "I stopped believing Aaron when he brought up spaghettios"
Nick: "So, when Aaron cooked the spaghettios..."

Chris Chan level of true and honest
 
Watching Rekieta said:
No they didn't. They said they would drop those charges if he plead guilty to a felony, saved a trial and went on probation for 5 years. The plea deal was predictable. The endangerment stems from guns and drugs which are gone as part of probation. No drugs, no drinking, no guns achieves the objective of an endangerment conviction. Even if he plead guilty to those 2 misdemeanor charges, he would have the same punishment. It was never going to be worse than what he got. His children will largely be adults by the time he can drink again.
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They could have included guilty pleas on the child endangerment charges as part of any plea deal. Or, in the alternative, offered no plea deal at all and taken the case to trial on the strong evidence they had. By not doing that, it has given Nick the opportunity to claim that they were always going to drop those charges because his children were never in any danger, and that he was always completely innocent of them. Both he and Balldoguards have since claimed exactly that, repeatedly.

Of course, they are full of shit, and I think smart people know dropping those two was conditional on him pleading guilty to the drug charge, but it's no less annoying seeing this smug asshole claim otherwise and stupid people buying into it.

But let's say you don't like that argument. That's fine. I am running a two-for-one sale today. You glossed over my second argument.

The second area where I think the county has failed is when the Sheriff played games with Hardin regarding the bodycam. After the Department of Administration advised the Sheriff to release the bodycam, the County Attorney himself directly intervened and filed a motion in Nick's case to keep it from coming out. Thus forcing Hardin to sue. I think that's actually the stronger of the two arguments I raised in terms of the county falling short.

I don't agree Kandiyohi County is, in your words, "crushing it." Sorry. I respectfully agree to disagree on that assessment.

Also, other people raised this issue, but I agree the county probation department, thus far, does not instill a great deal of confidence either.

To be clear, I do agree with those here who say he didn't win his case. I also agree he got the upper range for the one charge he did plead guilty to and was convicted of, as a first time offender.

Sneed Force One said:
All ancap libercucks are heartless faggots.
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Agree. It's a childish political philosophy. I think it's every bit as unworkable as Communism.
 
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Also WHY DOES HE KEEP CONFIRMING EVERYONE'S STORIES? Both Aaron and StarTrak told some fuckin crazy stories that basically were beyond believability, but then Balldo here goes and announces that ACKTUALLY this minor detail was different, CONFIRMING THE REST OF THE STORY! Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he does it, but goddamn it's like he has no survival instincts. NICK! WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT YOUR WIFE FUCKED TWO OTHER MEN BEHIND YOUR BACK WHILE YOU WERE ENGAGED??????????
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Because he thinks being passed out on drugs is cool for some reason, that's why. His kids are a burden to him he'd rather not deal with. He doesn't feed them, clothe them or clean up after them and didn't teach them to do these things either. The only thing that separates Nick & Kayla from trailer park trash is their money, the behaviour is the same.
 
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