💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    697
Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
Just like how Hamberlynn Feed totally has been diagnosed with beepeedee. I might believe Nick if he shows some paperwork, but it’s most likely just another excuse for having no impulse control and being dysfunctional in general.
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(B)urgers, (P)epsi and (D)iet coke?
I don't think she's that far off the rails, although she's missing 23 other letters from the alphabet and a few thousand ones she invented.
 
Melty Butter said:
- He plans to renew his license status. "They can't take that away from me." [...] "It won't stand in this house!"
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Might as well put this on the list of never going to happen along with the 5k gifts, Jason finishing Heartbound, and the final verdict in Greer v. Moon. Actually that might be a good bet what will finish first Greer v. Moon or Nick renewing his license? Nick has been swearing up and down all year he would finish those continual education hours. Also swearing up and down to get the 5k gifts out. Both are things that should be able to be completed at least twice over by now. He really needs to learn at this point don't tell people what the plan is just tell them once it is done.
 
Pentamidine said:
They do not have $1m+ in investments that don't count that house. They SHOULD have WAY MORE than $1m in investments given Nick's few years of success but we know that they burned through all of their liquid savings and investments due to having to take out that home equity loan that they couldn't pay back.

The one way I COULD see them having enough investments for Kayla to walk away with $1m+ is if it's controlled by Bob/Celeste. Actually, now that I think about it, Nick's probably just talking about the trust fund money that the Rekietas give them cash out of.
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Yes but the 1million was mostly snorted, spent on a dented up rustang, put into shitty art, piles of new clothes worn once or twice and then left on the floor, strippers and hookers, and who know how much on his legal fees. It’s tough having all that money. You NERDS wouldn’t understand and do something sensible like invest it, live off dividends and work part time for health insurance! YOURE ALL NERDS AND PRUDES!

🥃:really:
 
Beavis said:
Nick is coping about the gay bono look. He tried to create some cool guy character and failed miserably.
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If Patrick Bateman can fantasize about Bono being Literally Him then by god so can Nikki!
 
Melty Butter said:
For those monitoring the narcolepsy "diagnosis" he firmly said he was diagnosed. I recall that being a self-diagnosis.
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IIRC the story was he was working at the bank and constantly yawning, complaining about being exhausted, or something to the point where his manager told him to get to the doctor. After that he got a sleep study and that was how he got the diagnosis. I could be confusing that with his other unique ailments like his weird heat sensitivity or maybe it was he gets hot and sweaty when he gets mad.
 
Superchat: "Nick, do you think she'dve been happier with Ian or Matt? At least she wouldn't have an arrest record."
Nick: "That's just someone being silly..."

I'll hand it to him, he's doing a better job hiding his seething.

 
Melty Butter said:
Can any drug experts here explain the pill making machine? I mean, WTAF?
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You underestimate what can be hidden in a hoarded house, even in plain sight. Kandiyohi’s finest would’ve found more if they bothered to comb the place; Nick’s missing drugs are probably just lost in a box of stained clothes somewhere.

There’s probably STILL paraphernalia in the house that’s simply just been forgotten due to clutter/brain damage.
 
Melty Butter said:
Can any drug experts here explain the pill making machine? I mean, WTAF?

First of all, I don't recall that being mentioned in any of the police reports - odd, bc he did admit to owning one. Second, which of Nick/Kayla/April's drugs would be in pill form?

Coke isn't usually ingested orally in pill form, right? So, MDMA? Ketamine?

Lastly, are we sure he wasn't dealing, or planning to deal? His coke being put in the little baggies by him and April was always an odd story to me.
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Drug addicts will hide drugs when traveling in their prescription pill bottles by filling empty pill capsules with their drug of choice then hiding those pills under their real pills in the bottle.

I guess you could also buy a pill press to take powder and press it together to make a pill but buying or having a pill press gives the government probable cause to search for drugs .
 
Pentamidine said:
Superchat: "Nick, do you think she'dve been happier with Ian or Matt? At least she wouldn't have an arrest record."
Nick: "That's just someone being silly..."

I'll hand it to him, he's doing a better job hiding his seething.

Nick Rekieta RETURNS! $5 Million Spy Lawsuit & Sydney Sweeney Backlash ｜ BREAKING the NARRATIVE.webm
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Apart from how this loser behaves, it's good to see that a small horde of people just continually troll and confront him. He isn't going to be able to run his old schemes with such a large community of people against him. And he isn't mature enough to handle the constant criticism all of which is well founded and substantiated.
 
You know in light of the recent cuckening revelations by @StarTrak going all the way back to before the marriage even began, what do you think this "I will be us" was all about not long ago? 🤔
 
dustnight said:
what do you think this "I will be us" was all about not long ago?
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More half hearted, drug brained attempts at keeping Kayla from divorcing him.

Nick gets performative whenever he and our wife fight, because he's on the narcissist pendulum cycling between cornering her in the shower to scream at her and insisting they're soul mates.

Most likely it was related to her telling him to kick the side bitch to the curb, because if she can't get dicked by other guys he doesn't get a live in whore.
 
dustnight said:
You know in light of the recent cuckening revelations going all the way back to before the marriage even began, what do you think this "I will be us" was all about not long ago? 🤔
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Rekieta went from a domineering or "devouring" mother to a gold digging whore of a wife who replaced his mother. When Rekieta talks big and is seen as the dominant person in his sham marriage that is a fundamental error. He is the beta bitch cucked and effectively henpecked husband of a controlling manipulative whore rat of a wife. She is a slut he has to appease. Proof: if that isn't true he would have beaten some sense into the bitch and she would be running around managing the family not occasionally performatively buying him junk food.
His basement horrorshow is to keep him out of her hair.
He is a submissive bisexual who prefers men if he's being honest. That's obvious and it's why when he has to try and fuck women it's still all dick oriented and the women have to look like boys. "No fats" is homo code for "no women who actually look like women."
Do a flip Rekieta. Or troon out, you know you're thinking about it more and more.
His drug dealer costume is his first toe in the crossdressing water. He is an Egg. And it's inevitable he will either hatch or suicide. Or first one then the other.
 
Melty Butter said:
There was a snitch.
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Yeah, the snitch streamed footage of Rekieta when he was out of his skull onto YouTube. So when the other snitch said to the cops, 'We're worried about these kids. Parents both seem out of their faces AND they seem to be engaging in degenerate sex practices like swinging and cuckoldry when the kids are in the house."

Initially, cops took it with a pinch of salt. Ma Rackets makes sizable donations to the Wilmar police widows and orphans fund every year, But then some fool decided to take a look at his latest upload to YouTube. (We'd been following this guy for ages, He's hilarious, He keeps getting traffic tickets in his Rustang -- Lawpope. Who the hell does this joker think he's kidding? If he was a lawyer we'd see him in court.

Anyway, we had a little peep to see what he was talking about tonight and my God talk about self-snitching. If Bruce Rivers ever made a wanted poster he'd use Nick Rekieta's face. In all the crackhouses in all of Kandiyohi, Minnesota, we'd never seen anybody as intoxicated as the lawpope.

Lawpope? Scoredope, more like...
 
Gulls on Film said:
Hey, they're nothing alike!

JF at least knows how to clean his house.
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As we’ve seen, Nick cannot cook to save his life.

JF, on the other hand, is an expert at mashing potatoes

With the Kayla revelations coming out perhaps Nick will be reaching out for some cooking tips soon?
 
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