DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
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Optimus Crime said:
As much as I despise Philbert, his followers are some of the most niggerish, asinine attention whores on the internet. And wasting 125 at a time on a nigger like Phil? Dude, idc how ugly you are, you should never spend more than 5$ on another man UNLESS YOU'RE GAY!
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Funny thing is ICs gave a female streamer called StrangelyLex huge donations on Kick (she was featured on Kick's starting page at least once) which then led to a huge meltdown from Phil, calling her a "slut" (well we all know how Phil feels about women, just read his Incel manifesto if you want a good laugh). Strange how he now is crawling back to Phil but who knows what's in the mind of a dented retard? But it surely shows just how dependent Phil has become on his whales. If they ever become like King tut who just upped and left while trying to get his money back Phil would be dead

Also: my first ever featured post on the Farms! This is my 4th place at Evo :lit:
 
Professor G. Raff said:
I wonder how DSP feels knowing Asmongold probably made more in that stream than he has in the last couple years...
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The same way he feels about anyone that's bigger than him: they're punching down on a "small guy." That, something someone "Taken out of context", "Watch the full stream to get the full context.", "Don't watch clips...." The typical Phil script. That or he'll say chat "put him a bad mood.", "he's changed", etc...to quote Adam during the interview "You sound like the abusive ex boyfriend trying to get his girl back."

And remember, it's YOUR fault (dents/dentractors) Phil acts this way. Why did you make him act like an asshole?!!? Now, give him money to make him feel better.
 
Beverly Sutphin said:
And remember, it's YOUR fault (dents/dentractors) Phil acts this way. Why did you make him act like an asshole?!!? Now, give him money to make him feel better.
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They have a really fascinating relationship. They can't walk away from Phil because, if Burnell Enterprises closes, it means they have essentially wasted all those donations (plus the detractors win, somehow)

It reminds me of that mass of people from Fear & Hunger that just demands more sacrifices to it.
 
Balr0g said:
He is still collecting food for thanksgiving. Probably. Or as others stated, Linda hasn't send anything (because she is probably dead) and therefor the event is now "toxic" for Phil

Edit: btw the roach king commented on the pigroach. Sir Moist 2.0?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kYYDBEZfvj0
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Never has there been a more pertinent use case for this meme.
 
Baklava said:
Tangentially related: The Wall is Phil's movie. I mean, it's about a delusional lolcow with mommy issues. A lot of movies are about lolcows, but that one, I feel, is closest to what we're seeing Phil do with his life out of fear and hatred for his fellow man, while needing to keep his narcissistic ego intact by any (suitably lazy) means necessary. Watching one of his streams with the album playing, or perhaps Dark Side of the Moon for a TIHYDP, is pretty kino and really brings his misery into sharp relief.
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Phil sees himself as Parker played by Ruby Rose in this movie, which is dogshit, just like his begging streams.
EmpGulcasa said:
What was the strike for?
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I guess they have TOS language in there you can't monetarily connect free to use platform features, in this case channel points of moral support, for other forms of payment. He will claim of course he did nothing wrong and did everything correct, but that's a lie as always.
GibMoneyPls said:
Not the only reason (redacted) gave Phil money BEHIND DA SCENES to turn them back on. Yup. Phil's wannabe son back financing Phil's bullshit again.
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And confirmed, he violated TOS auctioning off site services that are to be offered by the streamer free of charge.
 
DarkFuhDillz said:
Phil got a TOS strike on kick. Only reason he turned the messages back on
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Phil turned them back on because Asmongold laughed at him raging at Kick chat and telling them they are withholding on Phil by sending him moral support instead of money.

Same reason he didn't beg yesterday, he knows he's in the spot light so best behavior.

I don't even know what he does that, he should beg even harder when he gets attention, he might manage to pignotize a new whale. Cast your net when there's fish in the water Phil!
 
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‘I have to plan things. When my day off is coming up I have to know what restaurant we’re gonna eat in and how we get there from whatever area we’ll be in.’

I actually found it sort of cute he mistakes his autism for some sort of big brain ‘analytical’ master planning mind.
 
Free Jasper said:
‘I have to plan things. When my day off is coming up I have to know what restaurant we’re gonna eat in and how we get there from whatever area we’ll be in.’

I actually found it sort of cute he mistakes his autism for some sort of big brain ‘analytical’ master planning mind.
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Also cute that he means how far and long the Doordash food is delivered.
 
I become violently ill whenever I’m forced to remember asmongolds (more like assmongloid heh) existence, but in this case it’s pretty funny. Two retards fighting indeed. Phil is at his best when he’s desperate, when he’s smug, and when he’s trying to be on his best behavior for a bigger creator. So much for starving the dentractors of content
 
woc_krava said:
Legit question about Phil's crash out against kick - don't kick partners get an hourly compensation?
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Yes, they do. It's based off of a few factors, however: how many hours streamed, the average concurrent viewership, and viewer engagement. The average hourly pay is about $16 an hour. Again, that varies by creator and stats. We all know Phil isn't going to show his dashboard on Kick, because that's only for Phil to know and he doesn't like talking about stuff "behind the scenes."

If Phil is making $16 an hour, just throwing that out there, the average minimum wage in Renton is $20.90. He's basically making the Washington state minimum wage, which is $16 an hour, by streaming on Kick....that's IF he's getting the average. He could be making a bit more on Kick, not including tips and subs, but just getting that hourly wage. If Phil is making the minimum wage on Kick, he makes about as much as that dishwasher at that local Mexican restaurant, minus tips.

Of course, Phil is gonna look down on Juan Carlos washing dishes for $16 an hour because only a sucker works a 9 to 5 job, while Phil gets to sit on his gouty ass yelling at dents and dentractors for not giving him money.

Renton, minimum wage: https://www.lni.wa.gov/workers-rights/wages/minimum-wage/local-minimum-wage-rates
Washington State minimum wage: https://www.lni.wa.gov/workers-rights/_docs/2025MinimumWageAnnouncementEnglish.pdf
 
Had some downtime at work and started looking into KC paypigs and and socks that people have speculated were ICS.

I'll be coming out with a large expose (expose-ay) on ICS sock accounts either tonight or in the next few days to tell a story of what this guy has been doing since Phil banned him.
 
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