DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
What was that rotation at the beginning ? It doesn't seem to be part of the "bit" he's doing right after.

It's really strange how red his face is... He's got some weird white circles around his eyes too, almost like he went out sunbathing and got sunburned on the face while wearing glasses. (Impossible as he leaves the fort only a few times a month)
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The redness is a symptom of alcoholism.
 
Was it ever explained why ICS is all of a sudden back or is it just "He's back and it's nobodys business"
 
The Paleblood Vessel said:
Reminder that the action of trolling with a donation is more dented than anything Jayde has ever done.
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As much as I despise Philbert, his followers are some of the most niggerish, asinine attention whores on the internet. And wasting 125 at a time on a nigger like Phil? Dude, idc how ugly you are, you should never spend more than 5$ on another man UNLESS YOU'RE GAY!
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
It seems like every new detractor channel that pops up is some black guy who won't shut the fuck up in a poorly edited clip, and now a black guy writes an article dunking on him. I wonder if the gay lovers' quarrel with LTG is to blame. Must be a trip to be a basketball american laughing at Dale seething and coping every minute of his life, then seeing there is this guy DSP trying to talk shit to LTG and then actually seeing DSP is this pathetic, frumpy, dorky manchild.
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Do you think he pulled up to his laptop before writing the article and said ALL RIGHT NIGGA IT’S TIME
 
It’s impressive how hard he’s trying to milk any single player content he can out of the MK collection because he’s still too scared to play online.

Spending entire streams fumbling around on anthologies and special forces knowing he’ll never go back to finish them.

I’m looking forward to seeing him try to waste entire streams on the game boy and game gear versions.
 
JohnRedcorn said:
It’s impressive how hard he’s trying to milk any single player content he can out of the MK collection because he’s still too scared to play online.

Spending entire streams fumbling around on anthologies and special forces knowing he’ll never go back to finish them.

I’m looking forward to seeing him try to waste entire streams on the game boy and game gear versions.
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Might be the most absurd fighting game content he has put out legit he has 2 full hours of Shao Kahn pushing his shit in since the collection came out. Constant bitching over the last few months of how he has to skip so many games cause no time but he has multiple streams of himself crying about the MK CPU being unfair and cheating.
 
Cherry Dude said:
I will never forget the annual DSP board crashout where the ballwashers were arguing that Phil wasn't a beggar because "asking people for money is a business" practically verbatim lol.
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It is a business practice though, the Cosa Nostra calls it "mano nera" or "the black hand" *finger chew* when translated literally, otherwise it's usually translated to a well-known word called extortion. And yeah like @Non Incestual CK3 Player said, he's way beyond begging. He's fully embraced the shameless scum-sucker attitude that PPP told him to adopt and Phail has graduated from being an e-beggar into becoming an e-extortioner, only instead of smashing up your store and busting your kneecaps he takes away Kick points and kills off playthroughs if you refuse his "protection".
 
Cherry Dude said:
the ballwashers were arguing that Phil wasn't a beggar because "asking people for money is a business" practically verbatim lol.
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Ballwashers who say this do not watch normie-style content creators. They spend most of their time here and only get exposed to other e-beggars so they think that's just the norm for streamers. Add to that the fact that the cows they follow are the "legitimate" cows: pedophiles, felons, trannies etc. so when you put DarkSydePhil into that mix you'll get the patented "why is the DSP subforum obsessing over a guy who's just bad at video games and conducts legitimate online business?!?!"
 
spacko said:
is ICS the creepy pedo phil refused to ban and defended harder than his wife or am i thinking of a different paypig
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You're thinking of Derich Ip. Derich is not a paypig (he has only donated once, using his mom's credit card, which he got caught doing and never donated again), he has made some stream assets for Phil like YT thumbnails but otherwise is not a monetary asset. Yes, that makes his fervent guntguarding of Derich even more confusing.

ICS is just your run of the mill paypig dent who flipflopped between buddy troll and unironic fan before the kino arc and after its conclusion.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Might be the most absurd fighting game content he has put out legit he has 2 full hours of Shao Kahn pushing his shit in since the collection came out. Constant bitching over the last few months of how he has to skip so many games cause no time but he has multiple streams of himself crying about the MK CPU being unfair and cheating.
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In the same vein, Truck Sim has been going since March, but Mario Galaxy 2 had to go on indefinite hiatus.
 
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almost 1 million views in a day. phil is going to be seething hard
 
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