💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.5%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 173 24.6%

  • Total voters
    703
I said a long time ago that May and December are historically bad months for Nick which result in incredibly embarrassing/unpleasant events happening to him. I don't know what it could be in 2025, but it's happened multiple years in a row (Pretty sure he crashed his Mustang in a December, Mandy was outed as a catfish in December, his "worst day" happened in May, he was arrested in May, and he had his house enter foreclosure proceedings in December), and I have no reason to believe it won't happen this year too.
Nick has previously admitted to having "muh seasonal depression" which is a thinly veiled codeword for having less ability to pay people to father his kids, and no doubt having to make appearances for the wider family at Christmas events. I wonder if Kayla's black bulls also take leave around this time? Truly a terrible time of year, the festive season.
 
This part suggests they have some current contact with the Rekietas. Probably through a third party. Could be Nick or Kayla who is blabbing too much (probably Nick).
Nick recently said on stream he’s trying to get Kayla to join him when he build legos with I think MLS? I don’t remember. I meant to put together a clip, I’ll consider circling back for it
 
Data is considered a sex symbol among Trekkies
Is that because like that one episode of Black Mirror with Hayley Atwell in which it is inferred that a robot man is basically like a vibrator/sex god?
What is even the deal with Data having sex? (no I'm not going to go look up that shit, k-farms should have at least 20 autists who can answer that question almost immediately and more accurately than ChatGPT version 29)
 
A few Scarebro tweets -

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tl;dr: he has a source that says Ian is real and there's correct specificities in in StarTrack's post(s).

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Is that because like that one episode of Black Mirror with Hayley Atwell in which it is inferred that a robot man is basically like a vibrator/sex god?
What is even the deal with Data having sex? (no I'm not going to go look up that shit, k-farms should have at least 20 autists who can answer that question almost immediately and more accurately than ChatGPT version 29)
Kayla loves a bad boy.
 
Is that because like that one episode of Black Mirror with Hayley Atwell in which it is inferred that a robot man is basically like a vibrator/sex god?
What is even the deal with Data having sex? (no I'm not going to go look up that shit, k-farms should have at least 20 autists who can answer that question almost immediately and more accurately than ChatGPT version 29)
Data fucked Tasha Yar I think. I believe the lore is that Data can fuck but he's basically disinterested in doing so since he has no emotions.
 
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Is that because like that one episode of Black Mirror with Hayley Atwell in which it is inferred that a robot man is basically like a vibrator/sex god?
What is even the deal with Data having sex? (no I'm not going to go look up that shit, k-farms should have at least 20 autists who can answer that question almost immediately and more accurately than ChatGPT version 29)

Data fucked Tasha Yar I think. I believe the lore is that Data can fuck but he's basically disinterested in doing so since he has no emotions.
This song contains everything you need to know on the subject.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aW8w0oQwob0This song contains everything you need to know on the subject.
The user base of this website is heavily autistic, answering with a song is about as good as doing interpretive dance.

Speaking of which how long until does some sort of avant garde dancework or play based on the Rekieta love triangle (more like a dodecahedron)? I'm not talking about AI music but like a proper live action work of art.
 
Speaking of which how long until does some sort of avant garde dancework or play based on the Rekieta love triangle (more like a dodecahedron)? I'm not talking about AI music but like a proper live action work of art.
That adult swim style video of the unreleased bodycam footage, and the clippers such as elb or third world aristocrat, is the best we're going to get.
 
Remember whichever fat woman it was told Rekieta to stop sliding into her DMs but she also told him to STOP SENDING PICS
One of them said that quite recently.
You mean Heather Lee? Aaron's old radio rival?

Nick tried to rope her into his anti-Aaron jihad, and she recently publicly told him on X to fuck off and leave her alone. Smart women. 10/10. Shit was funny.

I disagree, I'm pretty sure ages ago I had seen people suggest that Nick, in addition to/as a result of being an alcoholic, was physically abusive to his children.
If somebody did that, Nick was unable to point to a specific example of it. Just like he couldn't point to a single example of somebody neghole pozzing when he was crying to Null about that. Nick frequently falsely accuses both people and organizations of shit.

Maybe one or two weirdos thew that out there at some point (this is a gigantic thread, afterall), but it certainly was not a common belief throughout 2022 and 2023.

He wigged out over something that wasn't a discussion topic at the time he was talking to (or rather yelling at) Sean. The major focus ITT was on drug use and swinging (both of which were, of course, proven true). It was weird. Everybody here at the time seemed genuinely flabbergasted by him flinging that at Sean and the Farms.

In hindsight, it now feels almost like he was accidentally confessing to it.

Twitch deletes vods though so I'm not even sure the drunk stream where nick raged out at vic for refusing to appear on nick's stream while playing dark souls is up, much less this one.
All his full Twitch vods are long gone off of Twitch. The only thing left on there is clips.

Source: I checked.

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Nick's also mentioned that cocaine actually has a calming effect in people with ADHD

Very interesting that the daughter who likely has ADHD was found with enough cocaine in her system to indicate regular use

Back when the drug results were posted here, I said I would bet money that Neckeeta dosed his ADHD daughter because he'd read somewhere that cocaine would calm the night terrors and treat her behaviour issues. I still stand by this. His 'favourite' only got the best medicine Quora could recommend.

Captain's Starlog - November 1, 2025

- We've encountered strange beings in the Balldo Sector. These life forms resemble humans, but lack the ability to speak with truth and honesty.

Receiving transmission...

- Lord Balldo, Court Jester of Kayla the Khan of Balldostan, has stated that the Khan has threatened to build Legos on a video stream.

- We suggested to the Khan that she should perform a manicure procedure and put the bull milkers to work. Stacking acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS) is becoming of a Khan, her subjects will be pleased.

*Video received*

CAPTAIN: "Computer, on screen."

- Lord Balldo stated the RP case deeply affected the Khan, she had no choice but to move forward with local government intervention.

CAPTAIN: "Computer, ANALyze the video, use the Doctrine of Completeness."

COMPUTER: "Retrieving Doctrine of Completeness (DoC) information..."

COMPUTER: "DoC summary report: The Khan has distributed naked photos to many others in the Balldo Sector."

CAPTAIN: "Computer, are you telling me that the Khan and Lord Balldo aren't true and honest?"

COMPUTER: "Yes Captain, pay attention dummy, the Khan has distributed naked photographs and videos to others within Balldo Sector. The database shows Ian, Star Trek video game enjoyer, has received many explicit photographs."

COMPUTER: "Ian has also received shower calls from Lord Balldo to discuss his relationship with the Khan to include the photographs."

CAPTAIN: "What is Star Trek, never mind... Videos too?!"

COMPUTER: "There is evidence that pornographic videos from Balldostan have been distributed by the Khan and Lord Balldo."

CAPTAIN: "Thank you computer, Archer out."


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Please be true please be true please be true.... obligatory pics or it didn't happen Ian.
 
How the fuck didn't them making porn cross my mind?

How indeed! Star Trak’s hint that there is “evidence” of this also suggests that it might even be out there in the wild, on one of those swinger or pornhub type sites.



I’m so buzzed that all the joking and rumours about the Star Trek game affair is sounding increasingly true and might even drop ebidense!

Remember whichever fat woman it was told Rekieta to stop sliding into her DMs but she also told him to STOP SENDING PICS
One of them said that quite recently.
And then he was sending his truly revolting gay looking mirror pics to the anti-social fucksticks.

You mean Heather Lee? Aaron's old radio rival?

No this is the TV presenter lady, she registered here but chickened out. Farran Fronczak or something? She could definitely be one of the shadowy figures behind the scenes in all this.
 
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