💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.5%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 173 24.6%

  • Total voters
    703
In any event, the fact that the schedule apparently involves Nick flying back by Friday night of a Friday-Monday event shows what they think of him.
He's a sideshow geek to them. He's the appetizer. He's the entertainment. They want him to get the laughing at geeks and freaks thing started, but they don't actually want him around for the party.

Nick hasn't yet figured out that absolutely nobody wants a cuck around. A cuck is worthless. A cuck's opinion means nothing. No man or woman respects a fucking cuck.

That's why he has to pay every time he talks. Nobody wants to listen to him unless he pays. Even then they don't. They're just "thanks for the money you dumb fucking cuck."
 
Picturing the hilarious alternate reality where Nick tried to buddy up to Melton without first showering him in cash and the pedophile tells Nick to fuck off.

I get that he's trying to recreate the Dax/Vito dynamic, but the reason that works for its intended audience is that Dax maintains power over Vito and ridicules him. If Juju was incessantly groveling to CringleJingle and paying him to listen to his mealy-mouthed bullshit then not even Dick's most die hard fans would put up with it.

Nick is the dancing monkey to the elderly obese pedophile, a position lower than even the most lowly cuckold.
 
Nick is the dancing monkey to the elderly obese pedophile, a position lower than even the most lowly cuckold.
What's amazing is his brain is so pickled he doesn't even realize this. He doesn't even grasp that he's the dancing monkey to a greasy pedophile who is his organ grinder.
 
What's amazing is his brain is so pickled he doesn't even realize this. He doesn't even grasp that he's the dancing monkey to a greasy pedophile who is his organ grinder.
I don't even think it's a "Nick is desperate for allies" thing, I think Nick will just shower anyone who shits on Aaron with his parents' money

He's that buck broken over his ex gay lover
 
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So the kid got the coke from you directly then...

"What an absolute fluff piece by the journos [i.e. TVs Will Herron]."
I keep telling you, Will Herron is a JANNY for the Junkie.

Wut?
Now Junkie Logic has him trying to tell us the child coke in hair, neglect, and abuse has nothing to do with the possession charge [what EVERY non-barneswalker was saying from jump] BUT a MAIN PART of Junkie's LAME first Frank's Challenge argument was that CPS found nothing wrong so CRIMINAL CHARGES should NEVER have been brought. Soooooooo. Huh?

Keeping up with this cuck is pointless. I refuse to follow JUNKIE LOGIC, it is mind-numbing. The Junkie is, was, and always has been a sociopath and sociopaths have NO MORAL compass, no compassion, no ethics, no reason, the ONLY goal is to score points, no benefit to anyone just points. That's it.

Also, Aaron banned from USA boxing? Proof? Sounds like Pdf Melton tryna pull a Zumock inside info glory scam. Like, is there a list of suspended peeps or......is pdf melton still hacking Aaron?

Or

Is this Nick tryna distract from HIM losing his ability to practice law? Totes equal.
 
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Also, Aaron banned from USA boxing? Proof? Sounds like Pdf Melton tryna pull a Zumock inside info glory scam. Like, is there a list of suspended peeps or...pdf melton is still hacking Aaron.
And why would anyone even care? I don't even know what that is or what it means. It doesn't un-cocaine Nick's nine year old girl. She still tested positive for cocaine. It doesn't make Melton somehow no longer a pedophile.

Why is this even a thing?
 
And why would anyone even care? I don't even know what that is or what it means. It doesn't un-cocaine Nick's nine year old girl. She still tested positive for cocaine. It doesn't make Melton somehow no longer a pedophile.

Why is this even a thing?
Nick thinks Aaron ruined his life by snitching in the police report and doing a tell all on Kino Casino that confirmed a bunch of sordid details. Now Nick's new life goal is to get revenge on Aaron, so he's gonna do whatever he can to ruin him.

I'm not a boxer, but when I hear that Aaron was casually helping out as a coach at the gym I assumed he was volunteering, not that he was an accredited licensed boxing coach.
 
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Something occurred to me earlier while listening to the Sean stream.

The arrest event horizon was the 9-year-old's birthday. Did they have any sort of birthday celebration planned for her, or did they forget about it because they were so drugged out? She didn't have to have a big birthday bash with a lot of friends over... a small family party would've sufficed. Was she even going to have a cake on her birthday? Or was she going to go to bed hungry and stinky again? 💔
Perhaps there would have been birthday decorations to be seen in the bodycam footage, witch would have been pretty sad to see considering what happened.
 
I'm not a boxer, but when I hear that Aaron was casually helping out as a coach at the gym I assumed he was volunteering, not that he was an accredited licensed boxing coach.
So some agency somehow revoked his whatever for some reason I don't know or care about? I mean like what, did Nick just keep calling them up and lisping at them that this dude ate his goo so they banned him or something?

I mean what happened?
 
So some agency somehow revoked his whatever for some reason I don't know or care about? I mean like what, did Nick just keep calling them up and lisping at them that this dude ate his goo so they banned him or something?

I mean what happened?
Aaron wanted to become a licensed boxing coach. I think that Nick, Melton, and other dabbleverse retards called up the licensing board and told them about the revenge porn felony case causing them to reject his application or something.
 
So some agency somehow revoked his whatever for some reason I don't know or care about? I mean like what, did Nick just keep calling them up and lisping at them that this dude ate his goo so they banned him or something?

I mean what happened?
It's all in Aaron's thread, but basically Aaron pretended for years to be a licensed USA Boxing coach and described on his show coaching at his local gym and said he was making income from coaching. This was all made up. The owner of his gym has confirmed he was never a coach, only an athlete who sparred at the gym.

When Aaron decided to challenge Nick Rekieta and other detractors to a boxing match in Vegas during Melton's Hackamania event, he insisted as a condition any competitor register with USA Boxing, and it ultimately got exposed that he was lying about being a licensed coach.

Aaron appears to have then decided to try to get licensed as a coach while still pretending he always was licensed, but this backfired as he is now suspended from ALL boxing activities, including just as an athlete, probably because he failed the background check due to his guilty plea last year; the violation of the HRO he pleaded guilty to is listed in their policies as something which is considered a "red light finding" that would result in a failed background check. My understanding is that he didn't need the background check before trying to register as a non-athlete coach.

I'm not a boxer, but when I hear that Aaron was casually helping out as a coach at the gym I assumed he was volunteering, not that he was an accredited licensed boxing coach.
Aaron specifically and repeatedly stated he was a "licensed USA Boxing coach" since at least 2023, back when April was still on the show. Now he says he never said that.

It's extremely bizarre. The boxing thing was a big part of his persona and it appears a large part of that was simply made up. He mentions his gym all the time. It would be like if Rekieta never even passed the bar exam.



Melton is going to burn him in hackamania, humilliate him live on stage (i.e. it's going to be the first funny thing Melton does in his life) and he will declare holy IRL jihad on the pedo, even moving to Nevada to do it.

I am very optimistic about this year for Nicky, there are quite a few plot threads coming to a close which can cause him to go full whackaloon once consequences hit.
If anything, it will be like PPP and DSP, where PPP mocks DSP and DSP just laughs at how he's part of the joke.

The only question is whether the crowd takes it too far to the extent where he actually realizes they're not his friends.
 
Melton is going to burn him in hackamania, humilliate him live on stage (i.e. it's going to be the first funny thing Melton does in his life) and he will declare holy IRL jihad on the pedo, even moving to Nevada to do it.

I am very optimistic about this year for Nicky, there are quite a few plot threads coming to a close which can cause him to go full whackaloon once consequences hit.
Okay, so basically part one is Aaron is a retard, which we all knew anyway, and this sending away Nick after day one thing just totally has the look of a setup.

They'll bring him in and let him geek it up then chuck him on day one and spend the rest of the time snaking on him.
 
There's another possibility, about the fact that he's returning on the Friday of a Friday to Monday event.

He lied to the judge and he's staying the whole weekend.

I hope that's the case. It'd be funnier.
 
this sending away Nick after day one thing
I must have missed something.

I know Nick had to grovel to the court to be allowed to travel to Vegas and asked for permission for the Thursday and Friday. But the court doesn't sit on the weekend so he can stay until Sinday, right? As long as he's back by Monday.

(I'm leaving that typo.)
 
I’m not falling on any sword.
That´s just another Niggieta lie: he cant help himself not falling in swords. He goes to Jamaica to repeatedly fall in exotic swords, two at a time, face and back swords all day.
He lied to the judge and he's staying the whole weekend.
If it is a weekend, he wouldn´t have to tell the judge since there would be no conflicting schedule... the lawyer just informed the judge a date he would be out of town so they didn´t schedule his sentencing on that day, I don´t think he is forbidden to travel out of state.
 
That´s just another Niggieta lie: he cant help himself not falling in swords. He goes to Jamaica to repeatedly fall in exotic swords, two at a time, face and back swords all day.
He's more of a sword swallower.
 
that could be a new career... OF arc incoming.
Honestly I thought he was already doing cuck porn.

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I was omitting the context in hopes that Nick, who certainly still reads this thread, would feel validated. Then he could regale us with more talk about his very real Catholocism and we would get more bible study streams and lectures on Truth.

Speaking of weird Catholics, is that Steve dude with the poorly written lawyer smut still around?

He is still vaguely around. He was sick the last week and posted to his LOCALS about it. Nothing major in the way of streaming. He works at a commercial firm now, and I ASSUME they have longer hours that keep him busier. I think @Potentially Criminal talked about his new job in response to a Super Chat.

For me, the lack of streaming and book writing begs the questions WHAT THE HELL WAS HE EVEN DOING AS A PUBLIC DEFERNDER IF HE HAD ALL THAT TIME BUT NOW DOES NOT???

With the way fuckhead Rekieta thinks he is oh so clever, his daughter may have been tested twice and in his world of bullshit, you need to have 3 or more, for something to be "multiple".

Of course. Two occasions are 'duplicate'; three are 'triplicate', and you need four to be 'multiple'. Only a true master of English would know this, so I do not blame you for your ignorance.

-- Smug 'Creative Writing Major' Nick R.

I have been saying for years that Nick is like a cult leader, and his fandom is like a cult. Long before the arrest. Anybody here is welcome to check my post history. You'll see it. I feel like, overall, I have been completely vindicated about Nick.

The cops considered Nick like a cult leader, because he acts like a fucking cult leader.

Aaron would actually be correct if he did express that view, but he'd hardly be the first or only one to have come to that conclusion.

Nick just wants to fling shit at Aaron. To suggest as many bad deeds on the part of Nick, as possible, are actually Aaron's fault. I don't think I have ever seen a hate boner this strong. Might be, as others have suggested, because this thing went sexual.

EDIT: Elaboration.

He definitely had a cult of personality, at the very least that fed a massive ego. A lot of people (self-included) liked him because he was 'different' and said things we wanted to hear. We did not want to think that this person we liked could be despicable. We were chastened for indiscretion that by Life.

"Where could these people have possibly gotten the idea I'm a cult leader?" - man with a history of cultish gaslighting, who was living in what could be called a compound, with two wives, a kid he was giving drugs, and a streaming show where he compared himself to biblical figures and compared himself to the Pope (and didn't he wear the pope hat to a fucking wedding at one point?)

The wedding tale is new to me. I do not discount the tale, but I only recall it being part of 'Unbreaded' and being sent to him by a viewer who claimed it was used in 'ritual sex magic'.

The vocal chords are before the lungs, that would explain why his voice is so fried and fucked. He's probably frost bitten his vocal chords and part of them are all scarred and gnarled. The high pitched rasp is a weird combination too, very off-putting.

His voice will never get back to what it was, and it will be a constant reminder that this is NOT the same person as they portrayed themselves on camera for years.

I really hope Melton has told Nick that he will reimburse him for expenses to get to Hackamania and then stiffs Nick.

He only need promise coke and molly, then fake concern for Nick's probation.


Beautiful! I read this is a down-pitched and amplified John Hurt for the dragon, and a distant and whiny Nick voice. Bravo! This should make the meme thread!

Listen here, he was in a bad headspace and he's picking up the boulders of his life, have a heart!

*Sudden inspiration for a parody song called 'I'm Still Snorting'*

Aaron wanted to become a licensed boxing coach. I think that Nick, Melton, and other dabbleverse retards called up the licensing board and told them about the revenge porn felony case causing them to reject his application or something.

For what it is worth, here is Aaron's response:


I really find it fascinating that Nick is suddenly okay with people who push cancellation and mob intimidation tactics now.
 
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